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I doodled this real quick since I somehow managed to burn my stomach while putting pasta in a strainer. I'm inflicting this onto my self insert now >:] (Zooble is helping them take care of it <3)
Proshippers/adjacent dni. 100000 shark attack 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 also Zooble self ship doubles dni
#self ship community#self ship#f/o x s/i#safeship#safeshipping#safeship community#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc zooble#tadc self ship#first person to get mad that i drew my s/i with their tummy out gets exploded with lasers#< people probably won't get mad but I felt the need to say that just in case. that is literally just what my body looks like lol#anyway ummm it hurts 👍#I've been keeping an ice pack on it all night but as soon as I take it off it starts hurting again#it especially hurts when my shirt touches it#also if you want to know how I managed to burn myself there straining pasta it's so stupid#I put the pasta in the strainer and like. the pasta went in but All of the water exploded out for some reason#and got all over me lol#I would out aloe on it but we don't have any here >:[#the one gokd rhing abkut this is I get to imagine Zooble helping me take care of it :3#they hold the ice pack in place for me :]#also i can imagine I have aloe to help soothe it sooo they help me put that on too#< I don't like the texture of any cream lotion etc on my hands#and yes Zooble does give them kisses afterwards <3
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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More Jason lore please asgdhdfhjfk
Fun Jason Facts!
he's not actually entirely human and feeds on pain (his own or others'). It's less of a macronutrient and more of an essential vitamin that he craves skfnjf
he'd honestly kinda fit the "golden retriever boy" stereotype for anyone he was particularly infatuated with (platonically or otherwise). The only difference is the bloodlust
if he knew how to text he'd use so many emojis
#i don't remember what all I've already said on this blog skdhrjke#but yeah him and the interrogator are SCP level Creatures it's very fun#ill write stat sheets/research notes eventually#t$$ jason#he's very -intense- about his blood harvesting but he can be very pupy#he'd get sad if he acquired an s/o and they wouldn't hurt him like “wdym 🥺”#anon
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"WONDERFUL SHOW TONIGHT, FORREST."
a KILLER FREQUENCY Marie Campbell/Forrest Nash ship playlist on YT
"Good to talk to you again, Forrest. You know, I've really enjoyed our chats tonight." "I guess we've had some moments."
Tracklist under the cut
Is Everybody Going Crazy? - Nothing But Thieves / The Perfect Girl - Mareux / We Don't Have To Dance - Andy Black / Night Issues (Nightcall x Daddy Issues) Mashup/Remix - FuturePastPerson / "Bassically" - Tei Shi / Cold Summer - Mareux / Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey / Destruction Of Us - Mr.Kitty / Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer / HUSH - Ari Abdul / DTLA - Mareux / Make You Mine - Madison Beer / FEAR YOU - Kat Von D / Bad Romance - Lady Gaga / Dark All Day - GUNSHIP / Maniac (feat. Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves) - AWOLNATION
#killer frequency#marie campbell#forrest nash#slashers#video games#marie/forrest (killer frequency)#forrest/marie (killer frequency)#together their first names make the initials for motherfucker :) <3 and i think that's beautiful#playlist#fanmix#“you really plugged mareux 3 times in one playlist huh” Listen. if we're on the assumption that marie is kind of half goth#also this color scheme of their character colors w/ the loading bar u see at the start&end of the game isn't perfect but…it's beautiful ha#gosh im sorry im aware this will be more pleasant listening if u have an adblocker. i hope u do……#p.s. hosted in my sidepiece/bootycall channel. this isnt really what i use/sub from on the daily so u wont get much interaction if any#with all that out the way Pls if u listen let me know what your vibe of this ship is post-whistling night (or in general??) + this playlist#for me forrest was never a target of hate but more someone who Really got in the way to the point of getting on the hitlist#if we keep to the “sense of justice” marie got from him +other strong traits then diff scenarios open up where she considers sparing him#and from there i kinda picture the dynamic At First as Feral beast with Shiny new chew toy (who confirmed Can Flirt Back) but then develops#forrest is bitter/dark/temperamental & sentimental enough to meet her perspectives part way#it all grows into a turbulent friendship that goes into a turbulent romance. and Perhaps peace?? s/o to anyone who's into this lol#excuse the non-fanfic happening in these tags but also imagining them bonding from bad parents lmao but from two diff perspectives#where marie would stab hers and probly forrests once theyre friends if he was hurt by 'em#but i like imagining forrest on more of a “they sucked but it was a different time & they didnt know better”#with someone specifically like marie replying No fuck them severely#“Oh what? Youre gonna get revenge for me? :) By killing their kid who is me? :)” / “FINE Forrest I just might”#and both of them possibly being musically inclined but lol for diff reasons went on another path. they can Play oh boyo this ship's a treat
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a junkyard dog ain't always pretty but you always love that toothless smile
#i miss tyler bertuzzi#liv in the replies#the absolute way i just got bodied by shake it out coming on as i uploaded the pictures to this post#um. sorry not sorry. the google doc/pdf of the quote that i used for this was literally titled#god fuckin curse the notesapp i wrote two years ago#directly referencing the note i have (pretty sure from when the maple leafs seemed really serious about wanting bert) & i remember#being slammed out of NOWHERE by the sudden thought (because i've been preparing for years for bert to leave) (andreas in feb moe in april)#verbatim: if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded or retires it's catalog of unabashed gratitude the heart part and i will sob#S T O P#tyler bertuzzi#detroit ride or die#this does actually rival we don't have a future we have a dog for some of these for me which. fuck u past me for being so right about this#things that i need you to know for the narrative: oh dumbstruck is tyler's first nhl game (vs the flyers)#thank you every day is from tyler's hat trick & yes the bruins on knucklehead is intentional because it hurt my feelings#also should note. i'm sorry is from when tyler broke his hand this season & no i'm not okay about the narrative of who is he w/o his hands#yeah yeah yeah. the last five make me want to throw up screaming crying shaking wailing#i made it so much worse by looking at dyl's post#dylan larkin#anthony mantha#andreas athanasiou#catalogue of unabashed gratitude [abridged] - ross gay#my sincerest apologies to fabs i simply could not put him in here he was in we don't have a future we have a dog that was all i could take#should i have abridged the last one to say 'for every day'? yeah probably. did i think of that too late? also probably. wait hang on#ooooookay so i did it so now that tag doesn't make sense but it's fine i also have an alt for dumbstruckand pelican heart :)))))))#what i wish i could've made for u but the pictures don't exist is tyler running down the drive barefoot on the phone the day he got drafted#do you really believe in him? is he a good kid? no problems? you're gonna love him. you're gonna love him.#i'm also fully not even gonna talk to y'all about vrana. i can't do that red string tonight. we're also ignoring sunny#STEVE WHAT FUCKING TEAM ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY WITH#yes i made this exclusively for me no i don’t care yes i am a lil sorry i love him u’ve heard it all before. dilly i’m kissing ur forehead
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hearing Alan talk about how much he liked Albert Grossman and Eric talk about how much he liked Brian Epstein makes my tiny emotional brain implode like GHGhHhh the Animals' actual manager was Not Good!!!!!!! they were actively looking at the managers of their contemporaries and wished they could've had that instead!!!!!!! 🥹
#alan's been talking A LOT about 'dont look back' at his concerts recently and g o s h everytime he does.... connie across the ocean weeps#especially since he talked about getting to know the bob squad in new york really well at first (WHICH I HAD A HUNCH ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME)#meaning that even when he was still touring with the animals!!!! he really looked up to albert!!!!!!!!!!!!#it wasn't just a case or him rushing to the bob squad after he left the animals for clout.... which i also been knew#IT WAS OUT OF COMFORT. SOLIDARITY. A NEED TO BE AROUND FAMILIAR FACES WHO WOULDN'T JUDGE HIM. GAHH G HHH#it hurts even more because ACCORDING TO ALAN.... bob and albert even asked him to join bob on tour!?!?!??#i have no idea what point the hawks entered the picture exactly bUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE#hURTS ALL THE MORE. NO WONDER BOB WAS SO FRIENDLY WITH HIM AGHGGSGGGHFJDJDJDJSJ#alan couldn't do it because the fear of flying was just too strong... which bob completed respected and didn't try to force it#g o s h..... the universe where alan backed bob on keys....... wow#joan and bob.2: 'yayyyayaya!! alan price!!'#aNYWAY. HEARING ABOUT ALAN'S CONCERT LAST WEEK REALLY MADE MY BRAIN COLLAPSE.#also the bit about eric is also true..... he constantly talks about brian in his first autobio#constantly talks about how good of a manager he was and how he wishes they could've had brian instead 😭😭😭#ironic that the animals also eventually had a connection to allen klein through mickie most.... ggahhhhhhhhhhh#JEFFERIES. YOU TRAUMATIZED THEM. *shakes fist*#anyway..... at least alan and eric had each other <3 *proceeds to draw and write fix-it scenarios about them*#okay going to resume working on my 'misunderstood' project..... just finished the art eeeeee#i DREW CHAS AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE YESTERDAY!!!!!! 😄 btw. another Good Manager. he is a mother.#alan price#eric burdon#the animals#things i said today#mental illness is really strong today#dr pepper and 'shouts across the street' time#aleric#hehhehe haha heheh hehe teehee *explodes*
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God
I wish I understood when and why it gets so hard with eating and just existing period.
#sepiasys.txt#I just don't feel good at all; stomach hurt w/o food but then when eating it just. digests so fast ig??#It's just really sickening but like we need to eat?#I dont like having to use the bathroom shortly after :( atleast S got costco stuff so fruit. doesn't digest as easily bc fiber (i think)#idk I just need it to be slower.#I also just feel generally kinda nauseated and unwell (kinda headache?) and so so cold and it's just. unpleasant is an understatement :(#God I wish I knew why this was happening... But we need to take advantage of what time we get to do stuff and feel freedom :(#Thinking to myself 'what happened to telling ourself that we can do what we want and shit doesn't matter' and stuff
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Kaeya most definitely will shy away from gentle affection during sex or just gentle sex period, and deliberately try and goad the other into something rougher because he absolutely CANNOT handle such a thing without falling apart in the process. Unless the other person is someone he really trusts, he will outwardly show frustration or even get angered enough to stop if it's continued as such.
#//Basically said smth similar before; but expanding on another side to it here#hc; kaeya#//This's specifically towards himself; with others he'll be more than gentle & kind to THEM. But directed towards himself? He can't stand i#//Absolutely HATES being treated gently/nicely by ppl who aren't a s/o; it's far too intimate/vulnerable; so he'll do anything to change it#//Even if it means pissing them off one way or another for results; even if he rlly winds up hurt in the process. He'd actually prefer that#//It happens regardless of if the person hooking up with him is just a contact of his or even a friend#//That level of vulnerability he'd feel that comes with gentler sex is NOT something he wants to show to anyone; EVER#//Actual partners do stand a chance at gently talking him into relaxing and accepting it#//Reassuring him they won't hurt him nor lord the vulnerability over him#//That he DESERVES soft things; this tender affection and intimacy; they LOVE him; no matter what; no matter how he thinks otherwise#//He will actually cry; might need to pause for a bit during to get his composure back; but he'll be good to go#//Just needs to be held for a moment to ground himself#//Body worship in particular during these times would make him MELT. Squirm & writhe in anxiety; but he'll be fine if they talk him#through it off; in between kisses and touches. Their voice definitely helps him keep a handle on himself in such cases#//It's a process; but after the first couple times; he'll be more accustomed to it#//Now that he knows with certainty he'll be safe with them during
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“You know that character would kill you right” First of all how dare you assume my self insert wouldn’t be driven to murderous madness by the knowledge of my f/o’s crimes.
#Don’t get me wrong I’m all for selfshippers indulging in fantasies of their villain f/os doing unethical shit to them#But where’s the positivity for villain F/Os who wouldn’t dream of hurting their s/o while the s/i fucking snaps? What about THAT?#Ginger would be permanently changed for the worse if she found the bodies in the basement#I literally have a whole story idea thing about this with Ginger and Pumpkin Rabbit let me know if that’s something y’all are interested in#Sorry this is so out of pocket I just needed to get that off my chest
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goose
GOOSE!
#now I get it. Never mind#sorry#I thought it was a request or something#I..think my brain hurts#anyway..G O O S E
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is that tags post about zach wilson or joe burrow I can't tell 😭
any! and all of them !
#disturbed man staring is how i picture my moots after i randomly start complaining abt smthing stupid#but YES anon! YES!#my exact point!!#u CANT tell!!#bcs it's a Bad generalization that strips people!! of being! the people they are!#it becomes less abt the nuances of ppl and more 'which fav of mine can i slot into the angel side#and which shithead can i input as the villain'#i dont WANT to focus on certain repeated attributes so much#but theyve been basically striped of any other identifying personal information BESIDES whatever can fit#the perceived notions of the PLACEMENTS!#oh of COURSE the pallid little posterboy can be the angel. the Good guy. media agrees! the World agrees! it makes SENSE#and the dark side gets. well. it's in the name. we dont have to do much thinking for that huh#a white person being confident is goofy. a poc? is telling of experience they can force onto the shy and the small#bcs the physical information matters more than the personal#apparently#IT'S SO!! ARGH! LIKE!#EVERYONE gets HURT!#IM NOT J U S T MAD ABT O N E WASTED POTENTIAL#wasted potential in GENERAL is! AGGRAVATING!!#i feel like shit trying to explain how i feel like shit sometimes#argh agrh argh whatever
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*sighs dreamily while kicking my feet*
Werewolf AUs🥰🥰🥰🥰
#I AM SO STARVED OF WEREWOLF AUS I AM CRYING#THERES NON FOR ANY OF THE FANDOMS OR SHIPS I READ FOR#AND IT MAKES ME SO SAD#but that will change soon~#huhuhuhuu~#Werewolves#Werewolf#Werewolf AU#Werewolf AUs#i just want my fav blorbo scrunkly bimbos peanuts to be werewolf-ifyed#is that too much to ask for!?!#i want a nice angst fic or fanart with my ships and one of them is a werewolf and the other is just finding out about it#and then they help their S/O out through the transformation process(and may or may not get hurt in the process)#and then the werewolf-ed S/O feels bad about it and blames themselves for it but the human S/O is just like#“noo baby its ok that wasnt you🥺🥺”#“Im not scared of you dont blame yourself you weren't in control🥺🥺🥺🥺”#and then they tame the wild beast and give it belly rubs and peanut butter
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Thinking of Kaveh with Unhinged partners again
#//By that; I mean partners who commit the Violences and deadly Chaoses#//Furthermore; said Violences being done upon other ppl bc that person is a Fighter with a side of bloodlust & destruction#//HIs every opposite in damn near every way#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//So lik#//I watched a Wu of the Wa playthrough#//And I fucken LAUGH#//Now Kav is not so dumb he would be FOOLED into thinking they are innocent#//But like#//Them deffo having an on-off thing bc they still manage to worm their way into his heart time and heckin again#//Him continuing to think 'This is the LAST fucken straw; I CANNOT be with sb like his'#//They proceed to show up wounded to his window and tell him they need a quick lil hand and will be on their merry way#//Read: it takes TWOmins of Kav is grumbling & patching them up before they kiss again & Kav thinks to himself MAYBE they can behave#//Then proceeds to get disappointed again when Cy drops news he's hunting them again for Crimes#//Person is a sweetheart to him; or maybe a mischievous lil menace that pushes his buttons to hell and back; but would Never hurt him#//But he HAS to try and draw a line#//But cannot#//Bro is weak for bad boys; and he is fucken PISSED abt it#//Anyway; imma read some k4vet4ru fics I found#//Bc that's the closest to canon I'll get to this ig dkjgbtfg#//And I don't wanna write a particular ship fic rn#//Mostly bc I am already writing one rn actually#//Bc the thought came to me and it Is a bit of a heavy one#//Bc my brain is just 'Hey; you love this blorbo? Corner him'#//Make the guy feel like a prey animal in what should be the happiest time of his life#//Yup yup#//Or as I like to call it 'Why impromptu weddings are better for K4e than proper engagements; etc'#//But thas an update; anywho#//I think a s/o who is absolutely Sc4r Wu of the Waa levels of unhinged would be funny for Kav#//It would not fix him; prolly make him worse & stressed beyond fucken relief. But it would be funny. TO ME lol
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Thinking about Him* again.
*shaolin fantastic the lady-killing romantic
#my dearest darling you-know-who you are: this is your one sign to stop reading these tags so you can avoid spoilers#with that out of the way: some thoughts in no particular order#1. this post is a lie because i am actually always thinking about shaolin fantastic#2. a l i e n b r o t h e r s#no but like weve been robbed so bad#of dizzee and shao connecting here#elaborate on the fucking alien brotherhood man#and like also... it's really what theyre all about huh and in such different ways#shao is doing anything and everything to reach that fucking opera#and he depends on zeke for it all the more because zeke is his ticket out#and then also he loves zeke so clearly#and it is such a mess of different stakes and vulnerability and then like...#him having made choices for his survival that zeke wont support and it hurts in a million different ways#and it's like... idk man#shao gets SO close to his opera and he is still an alien#and dizzee goes about his opera so differently#and maybe i think#just m a y b e he couldve helped shao in some way#they couldve helped each other#but we were robbed#this was all extremely incoherent i know#maybe one day i will write an actually coherent and fully thought out analysis of shaolin fantastic#and esp his extremely layered relationship with zeke#but today is not that day#today (like any other day) is just me having Thoughts and Feelings#i will say once again: i will never forgive baz luhrmann for ditchting the get down before giving shao a happy ending#the get down#netflix the get down#can we get a the get down renaissance around here please?#i miss them so much always
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haven’t used tinder in a long time and i rlly only used it heavily when i was 18 bc i could and i was feeling very hypersexual, but seeing multiple guys be like “swipe left if you’re over ___ lbs” was soooooooooooooooooo
(vent in the tags, cw)
#srry im just thinking about a lot#i live in such a small town that smth like that is rlly my only way of meeting anybody but its hell#idk if i should manifest someone better on there or irl#and this whole thing with losing my virginity#like when i lost it the first time i was a child who couldnt and DIDNT consent bc i didnt even know what sex was until i was forced to know#so now its like 🧍♂️ bc i still consider myself a virgin but i freak when a guy actually touches me irl and idk how to even explain it#-to a s/o bc there’s such an importance on fucking and having done everything under the sun already by now#but as much as i write about evil men i NEED someone to treat me like glass if i ever trusted them enough#-to fuck them#bc so many guys didn’t care about hurting me that i actually cant handle it irl#and every woman (on my tinder feed) is just straight and is looking for friends or a 3rd#like objectively am i worthy of a loving relationship? yes!#does a fair portion of society think so? well!#terrified that if i open up to a bf or smth he’ll victim blame#bc that’s all i dealt with when i tried to get help#🫁.vent#📜.scrolls#tw r4p3#tw csa#wanted to throw up typing this out
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i skip around, reading comics. for example, i skipped forward from huntress to the second appearance of deathstroke, basically, and then doubled back before shit got real with blockbuster. it's fine. however, it does shuffle things around in my head sometimes, so i can get things wrong. however. you know when i was writing about how bafflingly homoerotic venn diagram was, i didn't fully grasp the context of dick's new partner being a gay man, which is why he broached the topic of dick's potential "dads." which. which if you look at it in context, doesn't invalidate anything i wrote about the scene where dick sees slade; however, it does add something. a note. a texture. to dick. okay, so dick really walked in on his partner (malloy?) being old-fashioned bush-era gay bashed in the locker room by other cops. he stepped in and rescued him. it was made expressly clear that he knew why his peers were attacking when when he is accused of being gay/being with his partner, and he's like, "and so what if i am?" then he gets his ass chewed out by his partner because he's really tushy tender about being gay in the climate. (the vice president shot a friend in the face and made him apologize live on tv for having been shot by the vice president hurting the vice president's reputation. this doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality per se, but you have to understand.) also might have had a concussion. and that's it for a while. until venn diagram. his partner has had time to calm down and adopt a more charitable view of dick's motivations. he wonders why dick stuck his neck out for him. until one day he overhears him calling a man "mom," assumes (hopes?) that dick stepped in because he has gay family, and the scene unfolds exactly how it did before:
okay. right. so. if i'm understanding this correctly, this is the conversation they're having: partner: so are your parents gay? dick: nah, but gay family structures are inherently funny partner: .... dick: nobody's gay. partner: i'm gay. dick: .... partner: you literally interrupted my gay bashing in the locker room. dick: the locker room? at the station? our station? there's a gay person in the bpd? partner: ....there is one (1) gay person in the bpd, yes. dick: sounds fake. brb.
like. that is what happened, right? and then dick went off to have one of the most intensely homoerotic romps i have ever seen in my life. this means dick a) had no idea why his partner was being assaulted and may have not even understood the question and the "so what if i am?" was like smiling and nodding when you don't understand what's being said just to move the conversation along, or b) he understood why his partner was being assaulted and is simply unable to take a theoretical reality (someone in his daily life being gay) and firmly root it in reality (my partner right here is a gay man living with his gay boyfriend in their gay house on this here gay earth) and thought the cops were attacking his masculinity, which is, of course, rendered void by homosexuality, so they were gay bashing him for rhetorical effect. neither of these options are anything less than hilarious. turns out, his partner was right to want to beat his ass for virtue signaling or moral grandstanding or whatever. i mean, that's not what he was doing. in retrospect, i don't even think he knew what he was doing. still. what the fuck, dick.
#lmfao me#another one of my controversial dickpinions is that he is canonically heterosexual a hard zero#and sucking a cock would hurt him in ways he couldn't articulate#but he's magically into men the second i want to ship him with a man it's fiction it just works like that : )#(also one-sided sladick with dick having subzero interest is chef's kiss.)#capeshit#i have GOT to get back to reading nightwing it's been WEEKS and that run was so fucking good 😭time to get nuked bludhaven!!!#dick grayson didn't ping his gay partner's gaydar and he doesn't ping mine either#that boy is either straight or narnia-deep enjoying turkish delights with a powder sugar mustache he isn't hiding he is l o s t#controversial dickpinions#dick grayson
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