#ryan was terrified

[hoperays-song]

Graffiti Artist Ryan AU Brain Rot Again

How graffiti artist Ryan and Johnny meeting and becoming friends is so funny to me.

Like Johnny goes to get a new skateboard and heads off to find somewhere to skate as stress relief and just… runs into Klaus’s top student? Committing a crime? Like he does often apparently?

Ryan's clearly panicking because, yeah, destruction of public property is a crime, he could go to jail and lose his job for this, and Johnny's just like super blasé about it because hello? He's an actual gang member? This is nothing to him. And just promises to not say anything to Klaus if Ryan won't say anything to Buster for him dipping practice and an allegiance is formed.

And this guy Johnny’s been constantly compared to for a week turns out to be nothing like their teacher and is just super chill? Like the guy buys him a kabob for not telling and shows him how to do a tag and Johnny tries to teach him how to skate but this guy’s sense of balance just disappears on a board. 

And he’s really fun and really cute and offers to help Johnny train one on one together, if he teaches him more of that skateboarding stuff and when Johnny agrees, Ryan calls them out of practice saying they both have food poisoning or something and it turns into basically three days of dates.

[norcumii]

My family watches Wheel of Fortune some - most? - nights when dinner coincides with it. I grew up with many fond memories of spending the night with one of my grandmothers, and after a day of her explaining her incomprehensible Stories as we watched I don't know how many soap operas, we'd watch Wheel together and I'd be awed by her skills.

Nowadays it's me and my folks loudly commenting - we're truly terrible backseat drivers with VERY strong opinions about strategy that might well not hold up under actual competitive conditions, and we're aware of that, but it sure doesn't stop us yelling in derision every time someone picks the "Thing" category.

Last season was the host's last - Pat Sejak's retired, which given some health scares, is totally understandable. Tonight was Ryan Seacrest's first on the job, and...

well...

We were all underwhelmed. I loathe the new set - not that it's the first time that's happened - and some of the new style of camera angles are disconcerting and not what I'd prefer, though that might all just be Not Liking Change. The part that stood out to all of us, however, was Seacrest just did not vibe well. He seemed uncomfortable, a little too handsy not in a "LAWSUIT!" kinda way just a "dude back off please personal space!" kinda way, a bit too try hard and self-conscious of the failures. Watching him snap into a WILDLY more comfortable persona in the last 5 seconds when he went from "ZOMG I am hosting WHEEL o_o" to "Ah, promo-ing a thing for the network, I can do this in my sleep!" was astonishing.

I keep reminding myself it's his first night. I keep reminding myself that he's now responsible for Wheel and its 45+ seasons of history. I keep reminding myself he's trying to step into the shoes but not replace the former weatherman we've all had in our living rooms for freakin' DECADES, and that's a HELL of a steep learning curve.

I also keep thinking about Sam Reich putting his friends through increasingly complicated and deranged Shenanigans for our amusement WITHOUT a shred of that awkwardness, and all I can think is "skill issue."

[brainrotcharacters]

Wade can, in fact,

handle allat

[seo-changbinnies]

felix - chk chk boom mv

[geniepuppet]

Made some edits because of the SUPER EXCITING week we're having!

[grabyoursaintsandpray]

New fear unlocked I guess

[maydaydiaz]

happy 8x06 week guys, also known as the week eddie gets his first foot out that closet jail. the walls are glass, the locks have been broken off and we’re finally getting him out

[motheroftheantichrist]

Lawrence Gordon really pulled up to the Saw bathroom with two replacement Adam's in tow, and didn't even GLANCE at the skeleton when he left Hoffman there. The DISRESPECT

[ashleyisartsy]

THE WATCHER APOLOGY IS GOOD GUYS!

In all seriousness, this is what it should have been from the beginning. But I massively appreciate that they actually acknowledged the issues and further explained themselves in a professional way without being condescending.

They fucked up for sure, and I get if people no longer want to support them... but that might be the best YouTube apology I've seen tbh. I'm willing to give them another shot if they don't pull anymore shit like that again.

[thebuckandeddiething]

between this and Ryan following that one director? oh we're getting a begins again ep

[orangechickenpillow]

I need a "Honey we've got to jazz it" tshirt with an axe or something on it because to this day that's my favorite buzzfeed unsolved quote

[kindahoping4forever]

5 Seconds of Summer, Galantis, & David Guetta - Lighter (Acoustic Version)

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws sacrifice scene where Logan kept calling out to Wade from the other side of the door but Wade was hearing the soundtrack to notice

[lover-of-mine]

Ryan said he and Oliver read fanfiction. Ryan said they are giving what the fans want. If Ryan has read buddie fanfiction, which he said he did, that means that man might actually mean give the fans what they want because he has read what the fans want.

[zedif-y]

"wow the emotions in this feel so REAL" thanks i yanked that out from my ribcage for the world to see

[dreambutdontsleepx]

Ryan: *says absolutely anything*

Oliver: