#ryan reynolds has a great ass

[incessantlark]

now THAT'S canada's ass

[veronicawildest]

NAKSHATRA SERIES: OBSERVATION FROM DIFFERENT NAKSHATRAS (TERCERO)

If you're offended just block me. If you get it, you get it, if you don't, fuck off

PURVA PHALGUNI:

When you're in a Laziest competition and the opponent is Purva phalguni native: ☹️🙁🫤😰😰😨😞

They're the 2nd place for being cheesiest interms of being relationship and inlove (I will revealed the winner of this on the next observations)

I realized just I've been googling Sydney Sweeney that her fiance is 13 years much older than her. The Purva phalguni sun celebrities too as well:

Blake Lively (Purva phalguni moon) and Ryan Reynolds

Beyonce (Purva phalguni sun) and Jay Z

Mena Suvari ( Purva phalguni moon) married Richard Brinkmann on March 4, 2000, when she was 21 and he was 37

It's really a pattern and the Opposite sign of leo is aquarius which is saturn.

Purva phalguni love cars. Aside from Elon Musk, Sydney Sweeney has a tiktok account about repairing cars. She has Purva phalguni sun conjunct rahu (intensifying the energy of Purva phalguni)

The physiognomy of this nakshatra is that they have THICK and unruly eyebrows. (Brooke Shields, Taylor Hill) even that i known in my life has this trait

Certain Purva phalguni celebs talks about anxiety and stressed a lot. The lead singer of Twenty One Pilots, Tyler Joseph is a Purva phalguni moon and you can observe that his songs has a lot of topic about this certain extent. Doubt and Stressed are some of this.

They really love music and arts. Claire nakti specifically talk about performing arts but all kinds of arts related to pleasure. They really love it.

Don't let the laziness of this nakshatra fool you. If they have a goal they'll be great at focusing and getting the goal (Just give them a reason to give a F*** to get it but if they really don't care, they be lazy ass about it)

UTTARA PHALGUNI:

Connections are important to them (even if it's shallow at some extend you will observe them social climbing up way to the top)

Friends before hoes nakshatra (The girls of this nakshatra are more hoes into friends they love their partner more than friends tho)

The older partner one that i observe over purva phalguni girls earlier extend to this nakshatra. but for girls too.

Much funnier than you would expect and also not afraid to speak their minds even if someone is gonna get hurt by them. My classmate has this. If she is a celebrity, one second = cancelled!

Now that I've mention that Nicki Minaj has this moon. No wonder why, Some would say her unhinged opinions on certain things is her manifestation at Jyestha, but i would disagree.

(Some unevolved) girls of this nakshatra are not so much girls girl. They don't claim to be one which is fine but you don't need to bring down others. (They doing it for their friends because of connections y'know shittalking)

The abbreviation of I of Uttara phalguni is INDEPENDENT

HASTA:

I underestimated how this nakshatra gets a lot of hate (some of them are understandable tho)

They're great friends tho. they're are f yapper (if they're comfortable at you)

I always observe them. They're like a sexy librarian (common sidereal virgos that i known have a glasses)

If you want a manipulation teacher who can teach you all kinds of manipulation techniques (I'm talking about drawing, forgery and tarots manipulation involving hands) Go to HASTA!!!!!

They're great mimicker and impersonator (not all are accurate but most of them are funny)

Witty nakshatra (they known how to banter)

Females with this nakshatra have MANY male friends.

They're fvcking horny. Don't let the hasta = nun, virgin fool you bruh

Chitra:

Major trolls!! What i mean to be troll is They like to play dumb even if they are not dumb (Extends to Mrigashira and Dhanistha) They're not DUMB.

They have a manipulation for cameras, If hasta excel at being at work or manipulation of paper involving hands, Chitra would excel at editing, photos and also jewels.

Catriona Gray (Miss Universe 2018) has Chitra moon. As you would see, she looks like Olivia Rodrigo (Chitra moon). Her iconic answer in M.U is Silver Lining and correlation of this nakshatra to jewels.

Most of the gay people that i known have this nakshatra

Kylie Jenner has Mars in Chitra conjunct her moon. That's why the influence of the body is very mars like nakshatra (Her sisters that have some Mars nakshatra/Sidereal mars sign have curvy BBL vibes are Kim Kardashian (Chitra sun) Khloe Kardashian (Dhanistha moon) and Kourtney Kardashian (Ashwini Sun))

SWATI

Others expect that Swati would be the Sweet side of the Libra compare to the other two (Libra side of Chitra and Vishakha), They're fvcking BLUNT!!!! They're also proud to be "Scorpios" just like Vishakha.

Common placement to have on Celebrities. Especially on states. The Celebrities we have on my home country is dominated by Mars nakshatra

In the past, I have a crush on this swati guy. First impression to him that he wasn't real (my mind is foggy remembering him, he's the first one I met to be that unique) even tho I spoke and everyday we talk on school (i didn't know vedic astrology when i met him) wasn't aware that i've been channeling this nakshatra and picking up the vibes of him. ( He loves to joke as well)

My interpretation and explanation of why Libra ( extends to Vishakha) are debilitated on this sign is the misguided aggression of this nakshatra. Some would argue that Magha and Purva phalguni have this too (Magha being cocky about it) but Libra are passive aggressive for some reason. They dont know how to properly assert themselves.

Swati are Physically attractive (you're lying if you found one ugly, or just a hater)

VISHAKHA:

I read on tumblr once, I forgot what her tumblr astrology name was but she mention that Vishakha and Cowboy correlation and I agree to this. Beyonce recently made this. In the past Miley Cyrus has Vishkaha moon and she made Jolene cover. Also, Owen Wilson famously play cowboys in his film.

I just don't know how to word this properly but Vishakha looks good (like goody two shoes good noy reffering to good looking) even if they're not (bad attitude).

If were talking about attractiveness of this nakshatra: i would say HOT, SEXY, SEDUCTIVE. Honestly, this nakshatra extends to femme fatale in my opinion.

They're fucking two face ( I know this is the symbol of Purva bhadraphada but Vishakha? Backstabbing if you're UNEVOLVED)

They great at fashion tho. If you want advice just go to Viskaha interms of beauty and fashion. They're great (among all nakshatra i considered them to be great at transforming other people, Claire nakti said this nakshatra was great for makeover so)

[tigressaofkanjis]

If you haven't watched Spirited (2022), it's great for a musical and I have to say I like this version of the Dicken's tale better than most.

My only issue is that Clint and Present had an obvious click between one another and Present just hooks up with a character he has not a whole lot of chemistry with in comparison.

Yet-to-Come is my favorite character by far. The guy has not a lot of screentime but he's hilarious for the personification of death. There are a lot of scenes with him that has him in the background not speaking but having gestures that really define his character. He loves his phone, apparently has been caught staring at Past's ass, he has been friends with his fellow ghosts for some time and considers Present his true best friend, and even he agrees Ryan Reynolds is hot.

Marley is fucking hilarious too and I thought he may have been a villain at first but it's still Clint...in a good way. Clint was what made the movie for me though. The cynical defiance is excellent!

[uyuforu]

Celebrity Age-Gap Relationships Astrology Observation 💞A common thing I’ve noticed in a lot of age gap relationships between people in my personal life is the male partner nearly always has Virgo/Scorpio/Libra in his inner planets. Sometimes a combo of two or even all three are present.

My theory as to why this happens goes pretty deep and likely deserves its own post so I’ll just try to summarise: I’ve always had a theory that men with these placements are subconsciously drawn to younger partners. However, most of the time, it is genuinely not in a predatory or nefarious type of way. My theory is that it has to do with a deeply subconscious need to nurture, provide, look out for, and protect their partners. So they may be drawn to younger women because they want to protect them in a “fatherly” type of way. Again: I believe that this is subconscious and many of them may not even realise that they are doing it. I don’t believe that a majority of them are doing it out of malice, I think it’s just part of who they are.

The number is how many years older they are than their girlfriend/fiancée/wife.

Eddie Murphy: Scorpio Moon. | 19 years.

Patrick Stewart: Scorpio Moon. | 39 years.

Richard Gere: Virgo Sun. Libra Mercury, Venus. | 33 years.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Scorpio Sun, Venus, Mars. Libra Moon, Mercury. | 22 years.

Ryan Reynolds: Scorpio Sun, Moon, Mars. Libra Mercury. | 11 years.

Jason Statham: Virgo Venus, Scorpio Mars | 20 years.

Steve Martin: Scorpio Moon. Virgo Mercury. | 22 years.

Sylvester Stallone: Libra Moon. Virgo Mars. | 23 years.

Jay-Z: Libra Moon. Scorpio Venus. | 12 years.

Matthew McConaughey: Scorpio Sun, Mercury. Virgo Moon. Libra Venus. | 13 years.

Humphrey Bogart: Libra Moon. | 25 years.

Adam Levine: Scorpio Moon. | 10 years.

Mel Gibson: Libra Moon. Scorpio Mars. | 35 years.

Jeff Goldblum: Libra Sun. Scorpio Mercury. | 30 years.

Michael Fassbender: Virgo Moon. | 12 years.

David Foster: Scorpio Sun. Libra Mercury. Virgo Mars. | 34 years.

Guy Ritchie: Virgo Sun. Libra Mercury, Venus. | 13 years.

Prince Albert II: Virgo Sun, Mercury. Scorpio Moon. | 20 years.

John Stamos: Virgo Moon, Mercury. Libra Mars. | 22 years.

Stephen Moyer: Libra Sun, Moon, Mercury. Virgo Venus. | 13 years.

*Capricorn & Cancer was also present at handful of times. But they were not as frequent as the other three signs, therefore I decided not to include them.

ALL OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION'S CREDIT GOES TO @corvoidea and I didnt reblog it because i prefer being anonymous.

I am quite an experienced astro girl too but NOT a professional and i read your post on his bpc,it co relates so much with his natal chart and its actually my first time ever seeing that and like you said his fs looks very young could also be that she's younger than him but more mature for her age or than him too,you said that people have this instinct to protect her and the above post also says the same thing about these men wanting to protect their partners so they usually go for younger women.your post was great by the way.

if you've read the info above you'll get the hint of what jks age gap would be with his fs.his natal 7th house ruler is in Virgo(ruled by Mercury which also means that the person prefers younger partners)+he has his moon's ruler in the 8th house too. he has a virgo stellium(sun,moon,nn) (it is also the sign that represents innocence so he'd like someone innocent looking or someone younger)IN 8th house(ruled by Scorpio)+his mars is in scorpio in 10th(ruled by saturn meaning responsible and protective).he has venus in Libra in 9th house(its also the house of foreign things,wisdom,religion, etc).cap risings also tend to marry older partners 50 percent of the time but i feel like his fs would be younger than him and a foreigner too because he has MANY indicators for the so and so stuff I've said above.the shortest age gap is 10 years....NOW IM NOT SAYIND HE'S A CREEPY P3DO OR SOMETHING SO DONT COME FOR ME BECAUSE MY MARTIAN DOMINANT ASS WOULD NOT MIND ROASTING THE F OUTTA YOU.

Tarot readers say his fs would be older than him bit his birth chart doesn't say so and that could also be because he's not ready to take the whole responsibility of his fs as he's a very busy guy who knows that he has a lot of growing to do.its even safe to say that he's never been in love with someone but only with the idea of love,relationships,etc but worry not guys his saturn return will awaken the true daddy in him and he'll be ready to take total responsibilities of a person and know what love is and what he actually needs in a relationship.

So maybe 2 years later tarot readers can also start saying that his fs is younger than him because his views about life would be evolved by then.

Now continuing with the age gap thing....its really trippy but his fs can be really young compared to him but an adult ofc because he wouldn't be sexualizing anyone so young as he knows what it feels like to go through it.

The conclusion for me is that his fs is a foreigner and younger than him(more young than people can imagine👀)

I'd love to read your opinions on this and please reply with a longer text because I've never written so much for any ask and if you do so my cramped fingers will be at ease.if youvdont mind i'd like to be the ✌️anon

Hello Anon!! Wow that was so long and I just woke up but I love seeing people that passionate, I’m the same about what I love (Gemini moon 8H you know 😂)… so!! I 100% agree with you. To be honest this is what I thought:

His spouse IS def younger than him. I don’t wanna make assumptions about the age gap because we can’t really be that precise until it really happens. But already seeing so many signs she will be younger is already a good sign. So I wanted to say she is younger than him but the theory could go two ways: 1. she could appear extremely young compared to her age because it happened to some people already! For ex, I noticed people with cancer placement have these kind of experiences in their life, and his Personal DC is in Cancer so it wouldn’t shock if she had this.

2. OR she could def be younger than him, like wow damn. Haha (I hope not the same as the people there because 39 yrs? JK?!)

To be honest I mostly focused on the BPC last time and I didn’t wanna put things around his Natal Chart or other persona chart because I’m currently preparing a whole analysis about his Future Spouse in his natal chart! I’m studying hard these days haha, but I’ll keep your theory in my notes too!

I’ll also look for it in his Juno PC lol!

Thank you a lot for your devotion!!

Have a nice day ❤️

- uyu

[thenhlteaissuperhot]

What are your good and bad surprises in the league so far?

There are, of course, significantly more examples than this, but I don't want this to be a long-ass post so I will just point out my personal highlights of highlights - naturally, they are quite Czech-centered since that's my main interest:

GOOD

The Bruins - obviously.

To be honest, I was slightly anxious about their fate from now on since losing two elite centers like Bergeron and Krejci at the same time, and also guys like Orlov and Bertuzzi, does leave you quite vulnerable, especially after a crushing first-round exit like they have experienced, but they have honestly been rocking it so far and I love it for them.

The Poitras kid, Zacha stepping up his game and delivering as the first center, Pasta showcasing that he very much belongs in the top 10 of the league, Swaymay with Ullmark being the best goaltending duo in the entire league, Marchand giving slays left red right as a captain, the defense being solid...

Filip Hronek in Vancouver

The Hughes-Hronek defensive pairing is among the best right now, they have clicked extremely well with each other, Filip is getting extreme ice time, and I am glad that at least someone from the former Red Wings is thriving in their new home

Quinn is literally leading the defensemen in points and Filip is 4th, which is insane, considering he has never been viewed as a top defenseman among Czechs

Anaheim and Arizona

They still won't make the playoffs, we all know that so let's not be delusional here, but they are finally getting genuinely fun to watch and showing us the immense potential they have.

Logan Cooley is doing great for a rookie in Arizona, has eight points already... - imagine what Bedard would be able to showcase if he had at least a slightly decent team around him

Lukas Dostal in Anaheim's net...

Jack Hughes and Elias Pettersson - for obvious reasons, just look at the stats

BAD

Edmonton

Honestly, has someone told them that having Leon and Connor on the team doesn't mean you don't have to invest in the defense and goaltending because I feel like they genuinely don't know that

Is it really that hard to look around and fetch at least a solid goaltender? They are the complete opposite of Boston right now in terms of the net - sorry not sorry, but they don't have a single goaltender they could truly rely on, both of them are equally struggling and the awful defense is certainly not helping them. Just go look in the European leagues, there are a ton of outstanding goalies who would be eager to play in the NHL if you gave them the chance

Imagine how sore Leon's shoulders must be right now from carrying the team - you can't depend on one elite player to drag you through the mess, you yourself are responsible for, you have to have some sort of backup when one of your stars gets injured

Jonathan Huberdeau

You gotta feel for Calgary right now - signing this guy to an 8-year, $84,000,000 contract and him scoring two goals for you in ten games played...

Jakub Vrana

I was genuinely hoping that St.Louis would be the right destination for him in terms of them giving him the space and ice time to showcase his skills and solidify his position on that roster, but instead, it's the third team that makes him a healthy scratch

I know that there is a lot of pressure there for the team to perform so it might not be entirely Jakub's fault, however, this really is his last chance to stay in the league and currently, he is not delivering the results needed for him to be given another contract

Dominik Kubalik

Watching him at the Worlds where he was single-handedly leading the points of the Czech team and scoring basically every single game at least once, I did have great expectations of him, but so far, he has scored only two goals in Ottawa.

I am not that knowledgeable about the Senators - frankly, the only piece of information I know is that Tkachuk, Stützle, and Giroux are there and that Ryan Reynolds wanted to buy the team before he invested in yet another trash called Alpine in Formula One, but knowing Kubalik, his problem probably is the lack of ice time and competent linemates, which I am not sure is going to improve any time soon

Genuinely hurts to see another former Red Wing struggling

[vmures]

I was tagged by both @keldjinfae and @oldefashioned to post my top 10 (recent) movies. It took me a bit to find time to reply. It's also an extra challenge because I am a lot slower to watch things these days (in my teens and twenties I spent a lot of time at the movies, but these days not so much).

In no particular order here are ten recent(ish) movies that I enjoyed. I figured recentish would be within the last five years.

Knives Out - saw this one at the theaters with family and loved it. It's tightly written and kept me guessing though I did figure it out before the reveal. It was also just a whole lot of fun.

Knives Out: The Glass Onion - watched this one when it was released to streaming with family. I adore Janelle Monae and she shines so beautifully in this film. Daniel Craig is also a delight and it was great fun to meet his husband and see the all-star cameos they included in the beginning. Like the first film, it's tightly written and a very fun romp.

The Old Guard - I only just got around to watching this over the past weekend and holy shit, it was so damn good. Joe and Nicky are wonderful, and Andy is gorgeous and bad ass beyond belief. Not gonna lie, I can easily watch Charlize Theron all day long. But it's even better when it's a well done movie with an interesting plot and a great cast. This is one I will be rewatching often.

Barbie - it has it's issues, but it was also a powerhouse of a film in a lot of ways. It resonated deeply when I watched it at the theater with family. Like many who played with the dolls growing up, I have a complicated relationship with the dolls and my memory of them, and I know I am not alone in that. I was surprised that the movie touched on that common thread and that it was so much more than just a nostalgic money grab. I think this might have been the first post-pandemic movie I saw in theaters.

Godzilla Minus One - Saw this one in the theaters with family. It's a beautifully done film and a great nod to the original Godzilla movies. The themes are heavy, but handled wonderfully. It's a very powerful film in a lot of ways and captures a lot of the issues post-WWII Japan faced. Highly recommend, but if you are a crier like I am, keep a box of tissues nearby.

Civil War (2024) - I saw this one in the theater with family as well. I'm still not entirely sure if I'd watch it a second time because it was really intense and horrifying in a lot of ways. But it is a beautifully done film and Kirsten Dunst's performance in particular was spectacular.

Love and Monsters - Watched this on streaming when it came out and ended up buying a copy. I adore Dylan O'Brien, so that got me interested. I also like action movies and monster movies. This was just a really fun and sweet film all around.

Raya and the Last Dragon - Just saw this one over the past weekend. It got pretty panned, but I found it to be a charming and fun little film. Definitely something I'd be willing to watch again.

Heart of Stone - another one I watched recently. Gal Gadot is delightful to watch in this fun spy action movie. It was a great popcorn film.

Free Guy - Watched this one on streaming a while back. Ryan Reynolds and Joe Keery are both so much fun in this movie. It's such a delightful little film.

Not tagging anyone because it took most of my spoons to think of 10 movies from the last five years that I had both seen and enjoyed. lol

If you want to play along, consider yourself tagged. Feel free to tag me in your response. It's fun to see what others like.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

It's been a few weeks since I saw and loved Deadpool & Wolverine, and I find I have exactly 1-1/2 problems with it:

The 1/2 problem: Because they were filming during the writers's strike, no one could improvise, and while I don't think it hurt the film in any major way, there were points where I went, "Huh, this scene feels kinda off." And then I read they were filming during the strike so no improv allowed, and I realized my feeling things were kinda off is because Ryan Reynolds clearly has a great sense of when to cut a scene with an improv, and I picked up on a couple of those spots.

But that is tiny quibble. Two grains of sand on the beach sort of thing.

The "Fuck sharp rocks!" moment was the way Marvel looked at the canon that existed and clearly wrote a brief that boiled down to: Sex workers don't exist in the MCU, and absolutely no way does a woman who first met the lover of her life at a merc bar have the agency to decide she'll fucking stick with him and be happy because she knew his job when she met him.

The moment Vanessa said "Well, it's middle management," I nearly yelped "THE FUCK" because THE FUCK. She was a prostitute when she met Wade. And she was working as a slutty server when he goes to find her after he gets out of the Weapon X facility. While we don't know what job she's doing in Deadpool 2, she got her IUD removed, so while she's likely no longer fucking for money, there's no proof she's not stripping or dressing slutty for money.

But Marvel could have a dude flayed alive, but you can't fucking mention sex work.

And that break up.

That fucking break up.

"Well, I almost died because of your work."

No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Vanessa knew what Wade's job was when she met him and survived and GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM after all the Francis shit. She got STABBED and NEARLY SUFFOCATED in the Francis shit, but getting shot then getting saved via time device and NOT ACTUALLY GETTING SHOT makes her leave????

But it's even worse than that because Deadpool 2 sets up that Wade and Vanessa want kids. And the way to create the necessary conflict for D&W is RIGHT THERE. Perhaps, Deadpool gives up the merc life because he doesn't want to ever have to time travel to save his kid (something he maybe learned from his buddy Cable????), and so he gets a boring ass job at a car dealership and promises he's going straight. But 1) it's boring. and 2) He and Vanessa are having problems conceiving because he's full of growing-dying-growing-dying cancer. And so Wade, on his birthday, thinks about how he thought he'd be holding a baby by now, and he feels like maybe he's a disappointment and wishes he could do something amazing to remind Vanessa how awesome he is (she has not actually said or done anything to imply she thinks he needs to; this is about Wade and his shit).

And look, there's the beginning of the movie. But that movie believes that sex workers can have happy, healthy relationships, that women don't exist to give men angst and only angst, and that men can have complicated feelings about who they are and how they're seen.

But Marvel said, "OH NO NOT SEX" and even made sure to make pegging an "edgy" joke when the first movie did the edgy joke, and then the second movie had Wade full on asking to get pegged.

And, yes, the lampshade they hung the "no cocaine" rule from Marvel on was hilarious but also, it's just wild what Marvel decided was beyond the pale and then went, "Oh, yeah, let's just rip all the skin off that living guy."

Basically, my fears of the Marvelization of Deadpool were met, but it's so clear Ryan flexed every muscle he had to keep it as true to his vision as he could, and as he had no say in Marvel buying back the rights and demanding certain changes, he did what he could.

I really enjoyed it overall, to be clear. It's got the humor and action and bloodshed I wanted. But consider that Marvel said "NO COCAINE" when the only scene of it being used was Wade popping a bag of it under his mask in an R-RATED FILM.

THIS ONE ISN'T FOR THE KIDDIES MARVEL LET PEOPLE FUCK AND DO DRUGS.

[bisluthq]

tbf, she also was picking sad songs in April when Matty and her were supposely so happy. And when she sung the songs her and Joe wrote together and the ones about him she also teared up at times or looked mad or dissociated it. I find it hard to believe that was all Matty aswell. I mean idk maybe none of it means anything anyway. I also remember that when that article about Joe being slighted over Matty was released, she chose songs right after that pointed to cheating from him. That's how the cheating theories started I believe. Also when Joe went out to the theater and pics were released she chose to sing Mr perfectly fine. A lot of people even joked she would, that's how funny it was. This was all in April. And I still think about how the great unfollowing was made out to be so public and orcheastrated to happen each time Taylor was out with someone, right after that photo posted by Emma Laird. That was other thing people assumed confirmed the cheating. The timing of everything

ehhh I mean I am very much still a “Taylor picks songs because they sound cool or because they relate to a date/place or because she has a friend in the audience that it matters to and MAYBE now and then she picks one based on mood” truther BUT based on how her and Matty communicated, we have to admit some of those were probably choices to… communicate with him. Not - btw - to signal to *us* but for him to know where she’s at since she obviously knew he’d be checking the lives and videos and shit.

it’s also pretty impossible to get a Taylor compilation that doesn’t include sad songs like that’s where I’m also just not sure there’s that much messaging because she knows her deep cuts are many of our faves and people go to enjoy a Taylor concert yk? A lot of the songs she’s repeated for example are sad songs that people love (YOYOK is her most repeated song and I know it’s MANY people’s fave off Midnights) and she has to do them like to yk give people a good concert experience? She originally said she’d try not repeat songs but as of Australia she scrapped that because tbh there are some songs she hasn’t played that not many people want to hear and there are deep cuts people DO want to hear and it’s shitty to get saddled with like idk Sweeter Than Fiction lmao just because you went to a later show. So like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

re the Emma stuff there was no funny timing, and the Emma girl’s literally a non event, Swifties are just weird af.

re the unfollows lol like yes she obviously asked friends to unfollow or suggested they should but that’s because the people who did that are messy ass individuals lol like are we really looking at Ryan Reynolds and all the nonsense he gets up to online and taking it as like sekrit klues as to what happened?

[allthingsfangirl101]

AFS Chapter 1: Yet Another Temper Tantrum

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Andrew nervously messed with his tie as the cameraman started counting down. He couldn't stand still so he began pacing back and forth in Joe's dressing room.

"Just don't be an ass," he mumbled as Seth Meyers introduced Joe. "Please, don't be an ass."

Throughout the entire interview, Joe acted exactly how Andrew feared he would act; obnoxious. He answered questions passively, smugly, and aggressively. He threw in random brags about himself. And he was blatantly disrespectful. This is why not many people want an interview with Joe Keery. The only reason he got any was because of Stranger Things.

Watching him in an interview or watching him work with others is like watching a toddler's temper tantrum. Any little thing could and would set him off. You look at him funny and he's ready to fight. You ask him a serious question and he gives a sarcastic answer. You ask about something he's working on, he assumes you haven't heard of it.

In other words, he is a PR nightmare.

He wasn't always like this. When Andrew first met Joe, he wasn't a problem. Joe had dreams and did everything he could to reach them. Andrew swore to help him reach those dreams.

When Joe finally reached them, he found that it didn't matter how good of an actor he was. What matters is how many headlines you make. The bigger the incident, the longer the headlines lasted.

Andrew wasn't sure when Joe changed. When he first met Joe, he seemed like a great kid. Then he got a role where he was an asshole and he ran with it. Even though Steve Harrington has become a teenage mom, Joe Keery is still an ass.

Andrew wasn't sure what made Joe change. He was a starry-eyed guy who wanted to act. Now, he was an angry-eyed guy who just wanted to be famous. Andrew knew the difference between wanting to act and wanting to be famous. Joe didn't. Or if he did, he didn't care.

"And cut!"

Andrew let out a sigh of relief as the cameras shut off. The interview wasn't perfect or even nice, but it also wasn't his worst. He was snappy and sarcastic. At least he wasn't as vulgar or profane as usual.

Joe ripped off his mic and left without saying goodbye to the host. Andrew took a shaky breath before sitting down and waiting for Joe. It didn't take long.

"What?" Joe asked the second he walked into his dressing room and saw Andrew glaring at him with disappointment in his eyes.

"You don't see anything wrong with that interview?"

"Should I?" Joe scoffed as he took off his suit coat and instantly went to the fridge to grab a beer.

"Joe," Andrew groaned. "Do you hear the things you say?"

"Duh," Joe laughed.

"You sure?" Andrew scoffed. "Because it seems like you don't get it."

"Don't get what?" Joe groaned.

"How damning this is for your career!" Andrew yelled, jumping up. He didn't care about controlling his anger. "People refuse to work with you, Joe. And it's pretty clear why. I'm your publicist. My job is to try and control what people say about you. It's pretty damn hard to do that when you say every damn thing that comes to your mind!"

"It's not a big deal."

"Not a big deal?" Andrew laughed. "You know that movie you were looking forward to? The Amazon movie with Ryan Reynolds?"

"What about it?" Joe sighed.

"Shawn called me yesterday," Andrew said, not bothering to hide his smirk. "They're going with someone else."

"I'm fired?!" Joe said through his teeth.

"Nope," Andrew laughed. "They had never officially hired you, so you're not technically being fired."

"Whatever," Joe scoffed. He rolled his eyes, but Andrew saw right through his client. Joe was upset but he was trying to act like he didn't care.

Andrew sighed before sitting back down. He ran his fingers through his hair and looked back up at his client.

"Listen to me, kid," Andrew sighed, "I don't know what's going on with you, but I'm trying to help you."

"No, you're not," Joe scoffed. "You're worried about your job."

"Joe," Andrew said sternly. "I worry about you, kid. Whether you believe me or not, I do. If something's going on, talk to me."

"Nothing's going on," Joe mumbled. He glanced at the beer in his hand and put it down. He crossed his arms over his chest and scoffed.

"Can I go home now?"

"Yeah," Andrew sighed. "Let's get out of here."

[the-endless-storm]

Posting this now so I can include December in next years list, but this is all the major events and memes I’ve seen on Tumblr this year. It's by now means comprehensive, but please enjoy.

Tumblr and events of 2022

January

* Horse Plinko

* John Lennon ass crack transplant

* Winnie the Pooh enters the public domain (AA Milne original not Disney)

* Wizards

* Empaths

* Blorbo (from my shows) Scrunglo and Glup Shitto

* Andrew Garfield popularity resurgence

* Green M&M loses her heels

February

* Feral pokemon (Legends Arceus)

* Little German boy

* Jeff D'onofrio quits as Tumblr CEO

* Twink Pinocchio “Father, when can I leave to be on my own?”

* “It's me boy, I’m the PS5”

* Tumblr ad remover

* Russia invades Ukraine

* Pokemon Gen 9 announced

March

* Live slug reaction

* My brother in Christ, you did the thing

* New tumblr users

* Convincing new tumblr users to leave

* Putin talks about JK Rowling and being cancelled

* Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars

* I drinkd

April

* CRABS

* Manscaping Ads

* Tumblr seeks a new SuperWhoLock

* Tumblr Blaze

* Thus has been your sign to become catholic

* Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter

* Warning off of Twitter to Tumblr transplants

May

* KUNGPOWPENIS resurgence

* Homophobic dog

* Dracula daily

* Eurovision Song Contest

* NFTs and crypto tanks

* Staff's Secret Blog told off by the real Staff

* Davey Jones’ beard / Paul McCartney mpreg

* Staff ban and cover up blog that calls out staff member as a terf (supposedly)

* Morbin / Morbius GIF

June

* Pride Month

* Swedish people don’t share food

* Lechonk

* Queen's Platinum Jubilee

* Pikachu man

* Dall-E generated images

* “You had to make it sexual”

* Gravity Falls vs Disney S&P

* Roe vs Wade overturned

* Pikachu man replaced by Spacesuit man

* Whitehouse coven

July

* Boris Johnson resigns

* Shinzo Abe shot

* Tumblr crabs are back

* Ivana Trump found dead

* Stray

* TikTok Pink Sauce

August

* Taylor Swift private jet usage

* Prince William pegging affair

* Wereralph purge

* HJBUH

* Gougar

* Crabs for sale in Tumblr store

* Harry Style gay sex/tenderness comment

September

* Tumblr app icon changed to cute little guy

* Queen Elizabeth dies

* Everyone really hates the Queen

* Harry Styles spat on Chris Pine

* Halle Bailey's Little Mermaid triggers the right

* Why isn’t Neil Gaiman verified?

* Tumblr icon changes back to neon lines

* “The Queue”

* Porn ban is over!!!

* No it's not!

* Ned Fulmer thrown out of Try Guys

October

* Halloween month

* Great British Bake Off Mexican Week fiasco

* Posts that have 10k notes to me

* Anal bead chess cheater

* Hocus Pocus 2

* Velma is a lesbian <3

* Chris Pratt ruins Mario movie (trailer launch)

* Angela Lansbury dies

* Robbie Coltrane dies

* Terfs run Graham Norton off twitter

* Liz Truss resigns after 45 days (shortest serving PM in UK history)

* Rishi Sunak becomes first Uk POC PM

* Leslie Jordan dies

* Tumblr logo goes spooky

* Elon Musk buys Twitter

November

* Nudity (not porn) is back!

* Heidi Klum worm costume

* Ryan Reynolds is on tumblr (boo)

* Lynda Carter is on tumblr (yay)

* Tumblr logo gets a shiny paint job

* Twitter's rapid decline

* Gen Z votes blue

* Twitter users return to tumblr

* Two blue check marks

* Resurgence of old tumblr posts

* Goncharov

* Jason David Frank (The Green Ranger) dies

[towlerknows]

I know we all love Ryan and Blake, but I stumbled on this 2017 interview in Variety and now I REALLY get why they're friends and why the Kelce's are all a perfect extended family.

Read the whole thing if you can, but they are all the same kind of people. The ones who take the talents they know they have and work their asses off to just be a part of the conversation and end up being brilliant at that AND so much more without ever losing who they are and their appreciation for what they have in the process.

And they don't lie about working to be broadly appealing and enjoying the trappings of celebrity, while somehow retaining their openness and innate kindness - even as people accuse them of being the opposite.

***********************************************

Hollywood has been nervous about introducing same-sex couplings in superhero movies, out of fear that gargantuan tentpoles could alienate audiences in countries less tolerant of gay rights. “That’s not really a problem for us, because we were banned in China,” Reynolds notes. “We were rated ‘F–k you!’ in China.” But judging by the illegal downloads, “Deadpool” was just as popular there asanywhere else. “We might have been the first billion-dollar R-rated movie,” Reynolds muses.

In that spirit, Reynolds has big plans for Deadpool’s next act, which will shoot in 2017 for a 2018 release. (The first movie’s director, Tim Miller, left the sequel over creative differences and will be replaced by David Leitch.) “The budget is not going to be phenomenally bigger,” Reynolds says, but then takes it back. “Who knows? Maybe the budget will be bigger — anything can happen.”

He’s not worried about being typecast as a comic-book hero. “I would love to play Deadpool for as long as they would let me play Deadpool,” he says. “We have outlines and stories for a number of different films.” He envisions a standalone movie with Deadpool and Wolverine — although that’s news to Jackman.

“I’m hesitating,” says Jackman, who plans on retiring the Wolverine character this year, “because I could totally see how that’s the perfect fit. But the timing may be wrong.”

Reynolds isn’t giving up. “I have no idea if I can change his mind,” he says. “It’s the audience: I would exclusively exploit that relationship to get Hugh back for another one.”

Reynolds doesn’t act like a mega movie star. He arrives early for his photo shoot and shakes hands with members of the crew. He’s not shy about eye contact with strangers. When I start to feel carsick on the ride back to his hotel, he channels a Lamaze coach, saying, “You’re doing great.”

His compassion makes sense: He grew up in Vancouver suffering from anxiety. “I have three older brothers,” he says. “Our father was tough. He wasn’t easy on anyone. And he wasn’t easy on himself. I think the anxiety might have started there, trying to find ways to control others by trying to control myself. At the time, I never recognized that. I was just a twitchy kid.”

[leclerc-s]

snow angel - track three

series masterlist // previous // next

BAHRAIN 2022

charles leclerc so, will you be showing up the bahrain grand prix?

rhea reynolds which one will piss him off more? red bull or ferrari?

lily muni he daniel's side of the garage at mclaren.

rhea reynolds i don't want to be in the mclaren garage.

daniel ricciardo what about silverstone? you should totally be in my garage then.

george russell or you know, the garage of the other two british drivers? me? or lewis?

lily muni he honestly, lando was always jealous of your friendship with charles. go with him. really rub salt in the wound.

charles leclerc someone remind him i have a girlfriend.

rhea reynolds besides he only dates the friends of his ex-girlfriends charles leclerc RHEA! rhea reynolds just the facts lobster leclerc

pierre gasly the funniest thing you could do is go to every single garage including mclaren, but on daniel's side.

max verstappen see, for once pierre has a decent idea.

pierre gasly oh shut up sid the sloth.

alex albon i call dibs on the next race!

charles leclerc great! i'll tell carlos so he can tell lando.

lily muni he i wish i could see the color drain from his face.

yuki tsunoda no one hates n*rris more than lily and ryan. rhea reynolds even i'm below them on that list and i'm the one who dated him.

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rheareynolds thank you for having me scuderiaferrari! it was an honor to be in the race winners' garage! congrats to charlie on his race win! in the words of the wise sebastian vettel, "everybody's a ferrari fan"

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user1 THE SHADE! YOU GO GIRL!

charles_leclerc thank you for being my good luck charm rhea!

↳ rheareynolds anytime lobster leclerc!

↳ user2 this is my favorite duo after lily and rhea.

alex_albon my garage next?

↳ rheareynolds of course! anything to spend more time with my wife lily

user3 this is to 100% terrorize n*rris and i am here for it!

scuderiaferrari tickets for your next show?

↳ rheareynolds anything for my favorite admin!

↳ mclaren heart been broke so many times 😢

sabrinacarpenter baby girl you're glowing!

↳ rheareynolds thanks, it's the tears i've cried. they're very moisturizing!

vancityreynolds no invite?

↳ rheareynolds they said no old men allowed. sorry

↳ vancityreynolds i'm telling blake!

user4 a win for the tifosi!

user5 once again proving everyone right on why she's regina george

lily muni he i'm fighting a bitch.

daniel ricciardo ooh my money's on lily!

max verstappen against who?

lily muni he n*rris, not his girlfriend, it's not her fault she's dating a whore.

rhea reynolds i've made the choice to delete instagram off my phone after today.

yuki tsunoda i will bite his ankles for you

pierre gasly i will hold him down as yuki bites his ankles

charles leclerc rhea, are you okay?

rhea reynolds yeah, i need a social media cleanse. you feel me? no social media for the rest of the year.

esteban ocon but how will **** fall more in love with you?

lance stroll i am once again begging you to shut up! max verstappen WAIT! I FIGURED IT OUT! IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS? lance stroll SHUT UP MAX EMILIAN!

rhea reynolds anyways, i don't really want to see n*rris posting his girlfriend and i don't want people tagging me in their posts and shit like that ,so no social media for me.

lily muni he that's a good idea. i will still fight him for you.

rhea reynolds save it for the ep release

lance stroll are you reading his ass to filth?

rhea reynolds no, i'm just trying to hype you guys up. most of it was written when we were still together.

esteban ocon WE WILL STILL STREAM IT! max verstappen he doesn't need to know that. rhea reynolds no, he knows. his time still hasn't come. he still has time to breathe freely.

AUGUST 2022

can i set you up on a blind date?

it's been less than a year since i broke up with lando. i'm not ready to date

but he's a sweetheart! and i know you'll like him.

he's had a crush on you for ages.

no lily

please! i'll never ask for anything from you ever again. i pinky promise

what if he's a creep?

this is not me saying yes by the way!

when have i ever been wrong?

"go on a date with lando rhea. what's the worst that could happen?"

okay, other than that, when have i ever been wrong?

can i know who it is?

no! that's the whole point of a blind date! also, if it helps, max likes him. and i'm sure your other bestie, charles, will like him.

hell, i'm 99.9% sure blake will like him. that's how confident i am.

one date and if it goes horribly wrong i don't want to hear another word from you about this. ever again.

yes! i'll take it! you won't regret this rhea! i promise

i better not or i'll cut off your carrot privileges

he is my godson you can't tear us apart!

i also cannot believe you named your cat carrot.

rey_rhea posted new stories

first date, kinda nervous, in case you couldn't tell. oh he's- i regret nothing.

max verstappen what happened to staying off of instagram?

rhea reynolds i have so many f1 gossip pages blocked and lando fan pages. max verstappen you're still a fucking liar. rhea reynolds it's my private max! let me fucking live!

pierre gasly rhea reynolds! when did you go on a date and with who?

charles leclerc why were we not informed of this?

alex albon did you sleep with him? your story implies you did.

rhea reynolds no alex, i did not sleep with him.

max verstappen she probably kissed him.

rhea reynolds i meant i don't regret going on the date. no kissing involved.

esteban ocon **** is currently crying in his hotel room

lance stroll you never know when to shut up.

charles leclerc WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

max verstappen haha! i know something you don't! charles leclerc you're literally my biggest fan maximilian. max verstappen THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

soo?? how'd it go? was he a proper gentleman like my source told me he would be?

who's your source and you were right. he's a sweetheart.

why couldn't i have fallen in love with him instead of lando?

oh honey, it wasn't meant to be then

and i will never tell you who my source is!

fine but do you think i talk too much? like could that scare him off?

rhea, honey, this boy has had a crush on you since last year when you first stepped onto the paddock.

trust me, you're not going to scare him off.

i don't like him.

sure you don't.

i don't.

rhea, you would've complained about him by now if you didn't at least feel something towards him.

i think he's cute. that's it.

i don't have time to date. i start filming for mean girls in march.

honey, i hate to be the one to remind you of what haas did to him but he doesn't have a seat for next year. he's mercedes' reserve driver.

lily stop encouraging this! i don't have time to date.

not everyone is norris give this boy a chance.

i have shows in december

if he shows up to one show will you give him a chance?

i know he'd be good for you. he's a schumacher!

maybe but i don't have time to date right now.

BULLSHIT RHEA AND YOU KNOW IT!

are you going to brazil?

i don't know yet.

oh.

sounds like someone really wants me to be in brazil

well, if you go to brazil do you want to grab lunch? or something

or something?

like coffee or something

do i make you nervous schumacher?

yes.

oh.

not in a bad way i swear! in like a good way!

how about breakfast?

sure!

how does friday morning sound?

works for me.

great. looking forward to making you blush in person again.

oh my god.

NOVEMBER 2022

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rheareynolds over a year in the making. my debut ep everything to everyone is out 11/11 on all streaming platforms. and no, this is not about who you all think it's about.

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vancityreynolds proud of you lobster

↳ rheareynolds thank you crab!

charles_leclerc as the children say, she ate with this one y'all

lilymhe SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME!!

mickschumacher can't wait to hear it rhea!

↳ rheareynolds thanks mick!

blakelively you go baby!

↳ rheareynolds please dump my brother and marry me instead.

alex_albon it's about time you read his ass to filth. what's the hold up?

↳ rheareynolds i'm giving him a false sense of security.

danielricciardo biggest power move on your side is releasing this so close to his birthday.

↳ rheareynolds they'll be talking about me on his birthday. cuntiest move i could pull on him.

maxverstappen1 i'll still be blasting this. i don't care who it's about.

yukitsunoda0511 i have never been more grateful to have a race on someone's birthday.

pierregasly reminder, you still haven't visited our garage and the season is almost over.

↳ rheareynolds send me the passes pear gasly!

↳ yukitsunoda0511 I'M ON IT! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

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¡leclerc-s speaks! the quality of that last tweet thread sucks and i tried fixing it but no luck. so apologies for the horrible quality of that. as for why i keep posting flashback parts well that's so we can know how we got to where we did in part 1.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[girl-of-many-fandoms]

Right Person, Wrong Time

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: The reader is an actress being interviewed after her recent split from Chris 

Warnings: none

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

MASTERLIST 

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Have you ever wondered what it felt like being stuck in the same patterns everyday? Waking up at the ass crack of dawn, interview after interview, photoshoots and the countless auditions and acting projects.

It's a lot to juggle on a daily basis.

And today I'm just rolling with the punches as they come. This is my second interview for today as I'm promoting my new movie with Ryan Reynolds and all I keep thinking about is getting home and drowning my sorrows with an ice cream sundae.

Ryan's been doing most of the talking in this press junket so far and I am so greatful because I can't seem to get my mind off of my ex boyfriend.

Looking around the studio I noticed the smiles on the audience faces, I can see Jimmy's lips moving as well as Ryan's but I found it so hard to tune back in to join the conversation.

This is going to be a long day.

A light nudge on my arm brought me back to reality.

"I'm sorry, I zoned out there a bit" forcing a smile and a laugh along with the audience as I readjusted myself on the sofa, waiting for Jimmy to repeat his question.

"Y/N I'm excited to see you in this movie, especially after that stunt your character does in the trailer but I'm sorry I have to ask you this" swallowing I fiddled with the hem of my blazer fighting back the urge to break down.

"You and Chris Evans, what happened and do we hate his guts?" a humorless laugh escaped me as I tried to formulate a suitable response to that.

"Chris and I were far too busy with filming and promoting our movies. It got to a point where it felt like we were both in a relationship with work more than we were when we were together. So to put it lightly, I guess we both realized that what he had was no longer satisfying us and before it got worse between us we came to the decision to walk away." there was a hitch in my voice at the end and I took a sip of water from the mug next to me, hoping that no one picked up on it.

"So in a sense, you both fell out of love" 

"God no, well at least for me, I didn't fall out of love with Chris, don't think I ever could to be honest." the crowd gushed at the sappy yet honest response I gave.

"And to your second part of the question, no I don't hate him. Chris is the most genuine and thoughtful human being that I've ever had the chance of knowing. He takes great care of the ones he loves and to him I wish him all the luck with whatever he sets his mind to do" those words were spoken with nothing but truthfulness, I honestly do wish him all the best in whatever project he's working on and I still do love him despite us going our separate ways.

There's a saying, you can meet the right person at the wrong time and to me, Chris was my right person and time was against us. I hope that someday by some twist of faith that we would cross paths again and give us another chance.

Chris took another swig of his beer while he watched the love of his life try to hold it together during the interview. Dodger whined at her voice as it filled the living room, he surely missed her, they both did.

Unlocking his phone he weakly smiled at his wallpaper that he has yet to change, Y/N was all smiles as Dodger licked her face after not seeing her for quite some time.

He missed that smile.

He needed her back in his life.

[luv-loo]

I’m gonna rant on some faves because boredom and so my mind doesn’t explode. SPOILERS AHEAD !!!

Max Mayfield — MY QUEEN. If Ryan Reynolds is every straight mans crush than Sadie Sink is my straight girl crush 😻 I remember watching season 2 and seeing her for the first time and felt SO HAPPY !! As a girl who has guy friends and (at the time) only hanged with them she made me so much less insecure about that fact. Her acting was on POINT season 4 and my fave thing the whole season and SHE STILL GOT THE END OF THE STICK. But season 3 Max doesn’t get enough love imo because let’s be real, she’s the real mpv for helping El to get in her own skin. Max & Sadie are my queens and I’ll make sure they are treated as MUCH.

Lance Sweets — HONESTLY WANT HIM TO BE MY OLDER BROTHER OKAY, or that cool uncle. I love him to DEATH. His dokiness, his smarts, his awkwardness & his weird as way of being a therapist to Bones & Booth but yeah know— I’ve already spoiled myself and I’m just SAD. I love Booth as well, but whenever he or Bones talk down to him pisses me right off. NO. HE IS APART OF THE FBI FOR A REASON YOU BABOONS. I love him with Daisy (even if she can be a bit overbearing at times) but I also low key ship him with Fisher simply by the fact there both high class NERDS. Anyway, love him.

Chrissy Cunningham — Unpopular opinion, but I felt Chrissy death more than both Barbs AND Eddies. Let me explain. Barb because she wasn’t really a fleshed out character imo, beside being Nancy’s smart and overly safe friend, but honestly Steve and Nancys relationship in S1 was cute imo and didn’t deserve half the shit it got from Barb. ANYWAY. I loved Eddie a lot, like all ST fans, but his death felt so rushed and so unsatisfactory to the plot and the end talk with Dustin & Eddie’s uncle just made me hate it more. Chrissy got character development from the moment she was on screen until her untimely demise. Her trauma was so real, something I kind of related to in my own way. I just loved her and it was the only time the season I actually shed a tear.

Rudy Wade — Probably the most unrecognisable name on the list, but Rudy is from S3-S5 of the British TV show Misfits, about powers and crap and it’s GREAT. Anyway, Rudy’s power is what I like to call “Emotional Doubles”. He basically has a double of himself but is all his bottled up emotions in that double. He’s a character I relate to way to much, mainly in the aspect of hiding emotions to the point it’s unhealthy. I’ve loved him since he appeared. He’s cocky, he’s hyper sexual (like a lot of British characters tbh), WAS depressed (I’m not sure if he still is) & basically dubbed himself the uncle of Finn (another character). I just love his personality, as well as his double, Rudy Too. The guy who plays them is SUCH a good actor because the two (plus a third, but we don’t talk about the ukulele villain) are the same person but he plays them so well that you can just tell in their faces which one is which. He’s just great and I love him OKAY?!

Neville Longbottom — I had my Harry Potter phase in and out for like 3 years now and every time I go back to Neville and I just can’t believe he was treated like THAT. My boy doesn’t deserve that shit man. Let him enjoy plants and kick some BLOODY ASS. He’s probably the one character I enjoy both in the movies and books that I didn’t have any complaints about (expect his thing with Luna, idk I’m very picky with ships when it comes to certain characters). He’s GREAT. He’s AMAZING. I just wanna give him a hug so much omg. Snape can die all over again by me for what he put Neville (and Harry and EVERYONE) through.

Ginny Weasley — I WILL NOT STAND GINNY SLANDER. She was done so dirty in the movies I’m still PISSED. She was basically my favourite in the books and than the movies royally pissed me off. The stage play was good though, Australian Ginny actress was great in it. I hate how they did all the Weasley dirty in the movies, but I can’t change anything so I’m just gonna rant. In the books she was the girl I wanted (and honestly still want) to be. She’s sporty, she’s pretty, she can talk to anyone and doesn’t take shit from anyone and we LOVE TO SEE IT. Her romance with Harry was kind of rushed at the end of the books, but better than the movies lol. She’s the best and I’m honestly slaty she really only got to name one child with someone she liked, aka Luna as her only daughters middle name.

[measuringbliss]

hello! have you seen the recent uncharted movie with tom holland? I saw it with family and unexpectedly really liked it lol but god damn that man should get wrecked by every character he costars with. two (2) scenes where he's crammed into a small space with an older bigger man. father figure my ass. that guy wants him carnally. idk why I'm telling you this but you needed to know.

Apologies, this starts with some negatice ramblings but I think it's worthwhile.

No I actually haven't! I have no personal affection for Tom Holland, in that I readily admit he's pretty, but he's not Pretty in the sense that I like looking at him (contrary to his Spider-Man co-star Zendaya who is gorgeous and has This Thing).

The Uncharted trailer didn't look appealing, maybe because I also don't care about Mark Wahlberg. Like the casting was uninspired and uninteresting (especially when Game!Nathan Drake was a hot guy. WELL. ACTUALLY. HE'S PRESENTED AS A HOT GUY BUT IS HE TRULY? It's like the MVU, he feels neutered, unhorny. He should be beautiful, he should be pretty, but he's mainly... boring. He doesn't have The Thing. He's like a hot guy for straight dudes but pre-Ryan Reynolds or whatever actor straight guys are all about. Seriously dudes what's with you and RR.)

Anyway so I feel like you could write an essay on how both Nathan Drakes feel unsexy and neutered and unhorny and generally boring in different ways (OG as the first mainstream big sexy dude protagonist by US standarsds, and Tom Holland by being what I already described + obviously surfing on his wave of popularity). Honestly I don't see Tom Holland as marking his generation by his craft. His roles? Sure. But his craft? Nah. He's wet white bread. He's like Riley in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, an average dude in a world filled with incredible people.

WITH THAT SAID.

I can appreciate (and encourage) the need to see a guy wrecked by an older, more masculine-seeming dude. Close quarters. You know the drill. You like it, I like it, we both like it, hell yeah. Like the concept is great but I just oddly can't bring myself to feel anything for Tom Holland. But you were absolutely right to bring this to me. It is Essential Content.

[jonsa101]

Yes, There’s Only 14 Episodes in Season 3 But Sharpwin is On Track and Progressing How They’re Supposed To.

There has been so much talk about this season’s writing and the lack of Sharpwin scenes that I thought I would just address everything in this post.

First, the writing this season is NOT BAD! In my honest opinion I actually think this season has some of the best writing in the series. Compared to season two, the writing is head and shoulders above what we got last year. More than ever before we are diving into these characters stories, seeing friendships form, getting a better look into their home life and seeing secondary characters shine! This is a good thing! These were the things that were so desperately needed in season 2 but we didn’t see this play out. I’ve said this before in my infamous season 2 rant and I’ll say it again, a show can’t solely depend on a ship! It has to have great storytelling and good character development for all of it’s main characters. This is what New Amsterdam failed to do in season two and they’re now making it up for it in season 3. The only area I would say the storyline suffered was the Cassian, Helen and Max “love triangle.” There was definitely more intent with that plot before the pandemic. Cassian was not only supposed to be a catalyst for Jealous Max and Sharpwin but he was also supposed to come in and challenge the way Max did things. Cassian’s whole thing was self care first=great patient care which was the complete opposite of Max and the two of them were supposed to clash. Obviously this completely changed due to the pandemic. You can’t have a storyline about a doctor prioritizing himself first for “better patient care”in the midst of thousands of doctors globally throwing themselves on the frontlines and even loosing their lives to COVID-19. It would have been a terrible look to have that storyline so they clearly scrapped it! What we saw was probably them trying to salvage whatever was left from the original plot while they still had Daniel Dae Kim in the limited amount of episodes for season 3.

Apart from that, I think the writers are doing a fantastic job in terms of character development this season. Arguably I would say that Iggy probably has the best storyline so far and that’s incredible for his character. Tyler Labine is acting his ass off and Iggy’s scenes with Lauren, Vijay and Martin were top tier!!! We are finally getting a Max and Reynolds bromance that was teased in season one but literally know where to be found in season two! It’s great seeing them bond on screen and I hope we get more moments with these two. We’re also seeing Reynold’s “life plan” blow up in his face and we finally have some closure with Bloom. They kept us in limbo for so long! We didn’t know if him and Bloom were truly over but now we finally know. Also, it seems like he and Evie are officially done as well and he might have a new love interest on the horizon. For Lauren, she’s clearly seems to be having a coming out story which is something I didn’t see coming at all. I’m really curious how they’re going to play this out for her and can’t wait to see it unfold. Last but not least, for Max and Helen they are both going through massive character development phases which leads me to my second point.

I love a good Max and Helen scene as much as the next person. To me they’re the ultimate ship and I want to see them thrive and flourish but just because we don’t see Max and Helen interact doesn’t mean that the show isn’t properly developing or investing in their relationship!!!!!!!!The relationship between Max and Helen is so nuanced that their relationship doesn’t hang in the balance because they don’t have more witty, flirtatious, or emotional dialogue. Don’t get me wrong, I adore those moments. Those scenes between them make us the passionate sharwpin shippers we are. At the same time though, we have to truly take a look at why the state of their relationship is where its at now and why from a narrative perspective their current interactions make sense. In order to do this, we have to take a look at where Max and Helen left off last year.

At the end of season 2, Max made a move on Helen and almost kissed her in her office. After this moment occurred he never addressed it and at the time he was still dating Alice. There’s no doubt in my mind that this was the catalyst for why Helen started dating Cassian in the first place. She had practically laid her feelings out there and told Max he was the reason she gave up half of her department. After this revelation and the massive, intimate moment he initiated in her office, he didn’t even have the decency to address it. He swept it under the rug and wanted to keep the same relationship that he had with her like nothing ever happened. Even though Helen was aware about Alice, we now know from season 3 that Helen felt a type away that Max never “officially” told Helen that he was dating her. This is IMPORTANT!!! Max and Helen did not end on a high note in season 2. In fact, the very last scenes we see of season 2 is Helen blowing off Max to go on a date with Cassian and Max breaking off things with Alice. I know this wasn’t intentional due to the season being cut short but it definitely contributes to where they are now. 

Fast forward a year later, and not only do we still have a massive almost kissed elephant in the room between Max and Helen but also the trauma of being on the frontlines of a pandemic and going through the biggest social justice movement the world has seen. This is something I’ve said many times over but I’m not sure the fandom recognizes how much these events have permanently altered these characters and changed the dynamics of this show. COVID-19 changed everything. The Black Live Matter Movement for the first time grabbed the attention of the world and changed everything too! Max and Helen are in the process of trying to heal and rebuild their lives the best they can as individuals after such a tumultuous year. At the same time, they are acutely aware of the feelings they have for each other and the UST between them and are carrying the weight of that as well. Naturally guys, the combination of all this is going to change most dynamics in a relationship. Things are awkward and distant  because Max and Helen are awkward and distant!! They have a lot of shit that they’re going through as individuals and subconsciously as a “couple.” They are clearly not in a healthy place to be as vulnerable as they once were to each other. And how can they be when their feelings have literally been eating at them for over year?! It’s hard to ignore that and try to force yourself to go back to the way things were. Especially when their feelings have “technically”  been out in the open since the end of season 2. They both know what it is! They were steps away from unleashing years of built up sexual tension between them and they went on with their lives like it never even happened. Max walking in on her and Cassian kissing in HER OFFICE and subsequently having that convo with Helen was not for shits and giggles. It triggered the BEAST of his feelings that he had fought so hard to suppress. There is no doubt in my mind that when he saw them in her office kissing, he was having some serious dejavu to their almost kissing affair last year. He‘s in love with her and she’s in love with him but this what happens when you continuously try and run away from those feelings and let it fester instead of trying to deal with it head on. The dynamic  were seeing between them now is a result of their unresolved issues and it absolutely plays into Sharpwin’s story. It doesn’t take away from it. It makes sense for where they are NOW! 

If we look at season three holistically, you’ll realize that a momentum for something significant happening for Sharpwin has been set through the acting and writing. I got to give it to Ryan Eggold. He has that fire and desire, Mr. Darcy type level acting down to a tee so far. It is so satisfying seeing Max so overcome with his feelings that you can tangibly see it in his body language and hear it in his voice. We have seen Max taken aback by Helen before but we have NEVER seen him like this. I keep on saying it but this is different guys. Something has shifted and it seems like Max is on the verge of exploding. His feeling are burning hot right underneath the surface and it’s a beautiful thing to behold. Last night’s episode was ripe with this type of content and Ryan was in his acting bag! It wasn’t an overtly “Sharpwin” episode but the writing and the acting is so clever and methodical, it will have you thinking otherwise. At the beginning of season 3 Max told Helen that he wants to build something better for Luna and something better for her. Was last night not a beautiful reflection of that? One question asking Max if he has ever loved a black woman put him in the shoes of his patient’s husband and had Max advocating for his wife like he would advocate for Helen if it was her! If that’s not fucking romantic I don’t know what it is and if the alarm bells aren’t going off that there is something deeper at play here with a huge payoff around the corner I don’t know what to tell you! Another moment that sticks out to me like a sore thumb is when Helen was telling Cassian that her brother died. I wrote about this in a previous meta of mind but Helen at her most vulnerable telling Cassian that she feels like she’s running out of time is SO SIGNIFICANT guys!!! It’s not only tell us that she fears that she’s missing out on the windows of opportunities for the wants and needs in her life but it literally sets the pacing of how quickly Sharpwin is going to progress. It is the beautiful freudian slip that tells us exactly where things are headed for these two. To me this is equivalent to Max telling Helen “I love my doctor” and “what if I want you?” in season 1. This episode had no interaction between Max and Helen but it was a MASSIVE Sharpwin indicator through and through! These are just a couple of examples but even their respective journeys in parenting is so Sharpwin driven. So in all I’m not mad in the direction the show has taken to showcase their relationship this season because Sharpwin is deeply interwoven in the storyline this year even if it’s not overtly obvious through emotional dialogue/ interactions. 

Also, one thing you have to realize is this, season three is wrapping up a lot of loose ends from season 2 and when it comes to Max and Helen these two points will be/ have to be addressed in the next six episodes.

The Almost Kiss

Whether or Not They Want To Be Together

The showrunners know without a shadow of doubt that the resolution for these two points is owed! If Sharpwin is talking about their almost kiss, there is no way that they aren’t talking about what they mean to each other and what their future looks like together. Both solutions literally go hand in hand and I promise you they are not delaying the resolution for that till season 4. It’s not happening fam. We will see this play out within the next six episodes. So in hindsight, more Sharpwin interaction are on the horizon. 

When I was making predictions about this season I wasn’t aware that this season would only be 14 episodes. I’m sad that season 3 is so short but that still doesn’t change my mind for where I think the story is going. Call me crazy but I’m sticking to my guns. There is something about how Ryan is portraying Max that is signaling something huge. Also I just trust the context clues that i believe the show is giving. I trust it! Anyway y’all! If you have any sharpwin question just DM here or message me on Twitter! my username is @oyindaodewale. 

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