#seriously though guys

[tempesttz]

lets be a responsible system! (new headmate) aw dang it (new headmate) aw dang it (new headmate) aw dang it

[supersecretmetalocalypseblog]

The only way Charles could be safe from Salacia is if he died, and once he does, he learns about the prophecy, and The Church of the Black Klok. So... does that mean that MMA beating Charles in Dethrelease/Black Fire Upon Us not only drives me insane, but is a crucial moment in the prophecy?? Idk if it HAD to be MMA or if it could've been anyone who "kills" Charles. I am of the personal belief that MMA's role in prophecy is to guide (albeit accidentally) Dethklok towards their destiny. It's when he's first hired to kill DK that the metalocalypse begins, according to Cardinal Ravenwood. it's only after his attack on Mordhaus that CFO learns of his role as The Dead Man, it's through rescuing Toki and Abigail that the band first uses their powers, the Dethlights. Without ever realizing it, he's caught up in this ancient prophecy, actively being a pain in the ass for everyone involved, inching towards the precipice of an apocalypse. Listen to me, waffling on about prophecies n shit. Fire alone will save our clan, or whatever, amirite,,

[incessantlark]

now THAT'S canada's ass

[autistic-katara]

girl help the hyperfixation’s returned but i already binged all the short angst fics featuring my Mental Illness™ in one night

[endversewinchester]

How do you feel about fem!Sirius?

I'm against it, anon. And I have quite a few reasons for that:

I like my content canon compliant.

Sirius is a dudebro. Literally.

People use this hc to bully and harass others on other social medias (namely twitter and tiktok).

The absurd levels of fetishization associated with it, whether through fanart or just people being weird.

There are plenty of women in marauders era and if you'd rather turn one of the boys into a woman than expand and explore on the girls then I'm sorry but that's not very pro female character of you.

The ridiculously problematic undertones of this in wolfstar (which is how it is most commonly portrayed), with hyper masculine Remus and babygirl!Sirius. Again, these characters are both masculine men in canon. When you take a masculine m/m pairing and turn it into a cishet couple or make them look cishet, you are saying they need to pass or be heteronormative to count. That is really messed up, and some of you need to work on your internal biases. Gay men don't have to conform to any ideals to be valid. And don't get me started on the whole Sirius being the girl because he has long hair thing.

So no, I don't support it. As far as I'm concerned, whether it's here on tumblr, tiktok or on AO3, Sirius will be portrayed as the man he is in canon, and I will only interact with content that treats him as such.

[madamemachikonew]

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

[handwrittenlettersovertexts]

My co-workers don’t deserve my meme humor. This should be a culture question during interviews…

“On a scale of 1 - 10, 10 being Excellent, how strong is your team’s meme game?”

“What role do memes play in your team’s communication and collaboration?”

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[butterflysonnets]

we don't talk about it enough so i'm just going to say it. lucas sinclair is stronger than all of us putting up with the gay ass drama in his friend group. like he had to be lowkey annoyed asf being dragged to will's house in the pouring fucking torrential rain by mike because mike needed emotional support while banging on will's door begging will to take him back after he said all that shit in the garage that lucas had NOTHING to do with but did lucas still go with him? yeah. yeah he did. and he did it for the gays. name a better ally

[fernsnailz]

oh i rewatched the sonic movies AND the knuckles show recently and with sonic 3 out this week i think it's time to share the wishlist i made of crazy things i want to see in the third movie. these are NOT genuine predictions and most would probably make the movie actively worse, but i want them to happen because. i think it would be funny. this list is curated to my specific tastes in trash and my tastes alone

tom dies

bowling is plot relevant

literally any archie sonic reference. can you imagine

musical number (CANNOT be of a licensed song. has to be an original)

eggstone kiss (HAS to be genuinely romantic. cannot be played as a joke)

metal sonic shows up and they kill him within five minutes

the black arms appear but instead of being cgi monsters they're played by actors in practical suits (this would actually rule)

tripod baby by m-flo 2024 remix

shadow's backstory is explained through an extremely tone-deaf medium at some point, such as a puppet show

wade gets a love interest

gerald gets more screentime than shadow (this is my one genuine prediction and something that i Do Not Want. but i will laugh if it happens)

shadow dies dramatically in sonic's arms

no girl cartoon animal character makes an appearance, but one gets a single name drop with no further elaboration (actually i don't want this. this would just make me mad lmfao)

if any of these come true i will draw wade whipple

[pflaenzchensoup]

How I feel giving fanart to the 8 other remaining Carmen Samdiego fans:

[xem-ity]

ftm sans comic - page 1

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this took 6 hours my respect for comic artists just quadrupled

[evilmortymortimer]

prick

[jetsteelyourheart]

I think my personal Apotheosis is gonna just be drawing NPMD and Hatchetfield fan art to appease the Lords in Black. So join in the apotheosis, my friends

I'm really unwell about these two. Also my pansexual ass wants to see a wlw casting of this so badly, knowing full well I'm also obsessed with them like this...

Also if you look real close you can see a secret message on the football field

[l3irdl3rain]

Hey guys, just wanted to thank everyone again for all the donations. I appreciate all of you so, so much.

Arthur has a silly haircut where his chin and his cheeks are shaved and it’s helped me keep his face dry and clean so there’s no infection.

We did have a scare tonight where he started salivating so much after dinner that I was convinced he was choking on something.

It was a pretty scary experience for both of us. For me because I thought he was going to die. And for him because I forced his mouth open and swept my finger through there to try to find a stuck piece of kibble.

Thankfully whatever happened passed in just a few seconds and he’s back to normal (albeit very annoyed with me).

I’m going to talk to Doc about this tomorrow and see if he has any recommendations until Arthur can get into Madison for his appointment. However, I’m thinking he might have to become a strictly canned food guy for the next month.