#fuck you clivesdale

[its-short-for-jackalope]

slowly accumulating these so here, have some Hatchetfield images + text posts i slapped together lol

pssst if you join @blinkysrewatchparty you get to see things like this even sooner... 👁💜

and also a lot of eels??? idk how that started

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

Was wondering why Peter Spankoffski gives lowkey pre-spoods Peter Parker vibes and then I realized

It's absolutely intentional

Or at the very least, they knew exactly what they were doing

But I was listening to the NPMD songs once again bc I'm actually obsessed and "Princess Leia told me 'I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!'" and tbh the entirety of "Cool As I Think I Am" is absolutely something Peter Parker would sing

(Bonus points for Steph having MJ vibes)

MAX JAGERMAN AS FLASH THO

[crystal-the-dragooon]

FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE

Go Get ~FUCKED~

YOUR FUCKING LOSERS

And We’ll KILL YOU

[terminal-gallows]

HELLOOO NPMD FANDOM!

also just hi tumblr in general, its been a good dang long time of me posting. But anyway I fell headfirst into a new fandom and not gonna lie.. IM LOVING IT HERE. Im still learning all i can about the hatchetfield universe and starkid in general and every single bit has been worth it. So I present this! I drew Grace chasity and the lords in black about to cause some mischief (which ive noticed everyone does, and im not complaining cause I’m eating every piece of it tbh) waiter! more insane gracie please!

[caleohateclub]

AU where everyone in hatchetfield is happy and living their best lives and FUCking clivesdale is the one who has to deal with the lords in black

[woozipou]

i am crazygirl touchstarved ruthpilled. but yet I am also stfu ilove my phone and nerdyboys stephaniepilled but YET I am god is great I must stay pure ohmygod that toned jock is kinda attractive gracecore. but YET. i am. bowtie suspenders hot chocolate enthusiast I just want a girl to like me peterpilled. all THOUGH... i am former hardcore animekid hyperactive sweatglands richiecore.. but I fear.... i am SHUT UP look what you nerds made me do I pissed my pants and died maxpilled. in the end I guess fuck you clivesdale

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[its-short-for-jackalope]

me, waking up: woahh, consciousness,, good morning, world,,,

my brain, totally unprompted:

N! I-G! H-T! AH-AH-KS!

NIGHT! 👊 HAWKS! 👊 NIGHT! 👊 HAWKS! 👊

N! I-G! H-T! AH-AH-KS!

NIGHT. HAWKS.

FIGHT!

[map-of-obsessions]

Go Go nighthawks really doesn't miss. 'we're all giving the butt slaps, with consent of course cause we care' to 'now I can pee all by myself' to 'fuck you clivesdale go get fucked you're fucking losers and we'll kill you' banger after banger

[thewhizzyhead]

looking at the npmd tumblr posts I'm kinda glad that we seem to be all on the same page when it comes to npmd's portrayal of bullying and that putting a stop to it isn't as easy as simply having the victims stand up to them - examples being Max still beating the shit up out of Pete, Richie, and Ruth even when they make a stand in their own way. Standing up to them directly and telling them "i'm not a loser" or "you're just a bully" or something along those lines in order to take away their power is simply a disproven cliche because bullies don't care if their victims retaliate. They only care about the power they hold and when such power is taken away from them by force - so kudos to Starkid for having bullying portrayed as not just a regular schoolboy nuisance but as genuinely life-threatening shit that needs to be taken seriously because if it isn't nipped in the bud, once that bully gains more power, they will grow crazy with it.

[spankoffski]

the sudden green lighting during the “fuck you clivesdale!” part of go go nighthawks is giving wiggly stepping in solely to spread extra clivesdale hater wrath to the team

[caleohateclub]

what if clivesdale is actually super normal and nice. that's my biggest fear

[vampiricnature]

Jagerman Posting. Me fr

[feathertru]

Quick question Hatchetfield fans

[bowl-of-fruit-loops]

hey why did bill’s ex-wife move to clivesdale? literally no one from hatchetfield would do that. people die and go missing all the time and they refuse to leave. and if they do they don’t move to fucking clivesdale

[the-nightshade-crypt]

Our favorites based on nothing besides how badly its wormed its way into our head and heart

1. The Summoning

2. Dirty Girl

3. Hatchet Town

4. Nerdy Prudes Must Die

5. If I Loved You

6. High School Is Killing Me

7. Go Go Nighthawks (but specifically the part about clivesdale)

8. Cool as I Think I Am

9. Literal Monster

10. Bully The Bully

11. Bury The Bully

12. Just For Once (but specifically the speaking parts)

12.5 Just For Once (but specifically the singing)

13. Dirty Dudes Must Die

14. Cool as I Think I Am (reprise)

15. The Best Of You

We dont really like The Best of you. Like, it's an amazing song and the singing reminds us of like, early 2000s pop punk but if it was written by Disney. But it's honestly just not our favorite, we don't think of it and forget it exists, and that's probably cause it's followed by Grace showing she's evil so

The fact that all rankings of the NPMD songs are so different just goes to prove how damn good the show is. I literally love all songs, theres not a single one that i dislike. Anyways here's my current ranking i guess:

High School Is Killing Me

Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Hatchet Town

Just for Once

Cool as I Think I Am

Dirty Girl

Dirty Dudes Must Die

If I Loved You

Literal Monster

Cool as I Think I Am (Reprise)

The Summoning

Bury the Bully

The Best of You

Bully the Bully

Go Go Nighthawks!