#rwby-but-incorrect

[iamafanofcartoons]

Based on @rwbybutincorrect  post

https://www.tumblr.com/rwbybutincorrect/711809534998511616/yang-bleeding-out-after-a-fight-how-lucky-am-i

[ryotaruu]

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[novankenn]

Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....

Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...

Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕

Ruby: Eh?

Weiss: Huh?

Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...

Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[leokatto]

A requested Incorrect rwby quote

Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)

Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹

[juanarc-thethird]

Yandere Girlfriend

Jaune: *Watching tv*

*Ding Dong*

Jaune: Hmm, someone's at the door.

He walks towards the door and when he opens it two hands appear and push it open. Luckily Jaune had the lock on and it only opened a little.

Eve: Jauneee~ Let me in, please?

Jaune: Um....

Eve: *Soulless eyes* I love you, Jaune... I love you more than anything or anyone else... You HAVE to accept me... Or else I'll kill you, and then myself.

Jaune:....

Jaune: Could you excuse me for just a second?

Eve: *Smiling* Okay! I'll wait here.

Jaune closes the door and heads back to the living room where he was watching TV.

Eve: *Behind the door* Don't take too long!~

Jaune: Just a second.

He stands in the middle of the living room and…

Jaune: *Excited* YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!! YES! YES! YES!

He then calms down, and goes back to open the door.

Jaune: So, what kind of movies do you like?

Eve: (He's so cute~)

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Vampire!Ruby: My darling, my precious pet, my happiness given human form...

Jaune: ❤️

Ruby: Monster is not enough. You have to drink water.

[theredheadedace]

Au Where Ruby fell with Jaune in the Everafter

Blake link

????: Stay away from them (crashes into the jabberwalker on Juniper)

Weiss: Is that the Rusted Knight?

Blake: it could be the Withered Rose. Also changed like everyone else

Later

Yang: So I guess the Rusted Knight changed into a little girl

Blake: or she could be the Withered Rose

????: Rusted Knight? Withered Rose? Oh, that’s what they call my parents (takes off helmet to reveal her blonde hair and silver eyes) they call me the little huntress, though my real name is Pyrrha Arc-Rose.

WBY:….

PAR: What

Yang: IM AN AUNTIE

Weiss: Ruby got the Rusted Knight and Jaune got the Withered Rose. Lucky.

Yang: for who?

Weiss: both

Blake: I need to delete some fanfiction

[pabustenyuku]

Straightn't

[spahhzy]

Weiss first time playing games with her boyfriend Jaune.

The game was just a generic first-person shooter.

Weiss: Fine, I'll play these silly games with you... but only cause you have been very insistent and nothing more!

Jaune: Love you too, Weiss.

-

Weiss after maaaaaaaaaaany hours of playing video games with Jaune.

Weiss: Das ist ein Valean Spion! (This is an Vale spy!)

Jaune: whaaaaaat!?

Jaune learned a lot of Atlesian tongue thanks to Weiss.

Weiss, pointing her character to another teammate, who just so happens to be Yang playing in the other room.

Weiss: Excuse me, are you a Valean spy?

Yang: Nah nah nah

Weiss: You are here in the Atlas army?

Jaune: ist das Atleasian oder nicht? (Is that Atlasian or not? )

Weiss: Speak Atlesian!

Jaune: Ist das Atlesian oder nicht!? (Is that Atlasian or not)

Jaune points his character to Yang, gun in hand.

Jaune: Ich warte auf den Feuerbefehl! (I wait for the order to fire!)

Weiss: Jaune, exekutiere diesen Mann! (Jaune, execute this man!)

Jaune: ahhhhhhhhhh! *fires gun killing Yangs character*

*Friendly fire*

Weiss and Jaune high-five, and Yang just throws her controller out the window.

[superiorsturgeon]

NPR: *having drinks while Jaune is out of town*

Pyrrha: …do you remember how I used to want to top Jaune…?

Nora: You mean back at Beacon when you suddenly developed the confidence to talk about your crush and never shut up about it even though we BEGGED you to stop? 😑

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: …yeah…😣

Nora: *sigh*

Nora: …go on…! 🙄

Pyrrha: I’ve recently found myself wanting to let HIM top ME for a change…! 😖

Nora: …uh…what made you change your mind…?

Pyrrha: *holds up her scroll* I look at this picture and think, “Daddy…!” 🥰

Pyrrha’s Scroll:

Nora: I don’t-

Ren: Shit girl, me too.

[iamafanofcartoons]

Based on  @hadesisqueer  post

https://www.tumblr.com/hadesisqueer/687984906470621184/yang-i-typed-bitch-into-my-gps-and-guess-what

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: [waking up in a hospital] What happened to me?

Weiss: This book should explain everything.

Yang: A Farewell to Arms? I fell in love with a nurse during WW1?

Weiss: No just the title. It's- There is no way you read this book.

[tupayapsina]

Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter

Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter

Jacques: Excuse me?

Ruby: You heard me

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Volume 9 Episode 7 Textposts

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

Ruby: Can I please bring you to my next therapy session?

Qrow: Why?

Ruby: My therapist thinks I’m making you and all your issues up.