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The year of the rabbit Ruby
Jaune: *He is walking with a plate of dumplings* I'm going to ask Ren if these dumplings are good or not. I don't want to look bad on the mere day of the Chinese New Year.
Without him noticing, a foot comes out of one of the rooms in the hallway he is walking and he trips over it. Dropping his beloved dumplings on the floor.
Jaune: My dumplings!!
Ruby: *Feeling bad* Sorry Jaune, I didn't know you were carrying something!
Jaune: *looking at his dumplings* It took me so long to cook them.
Ruby: I'm really sorry! I just wanted to show you a costume I bought!
Jaune: *Depress* A whole day searching and preparing the ingredients… for what?
Ruby: I will make it right! I swear!
Jaune: It's okay Ruby, you didn't know. You do not need-
At that moment Ruby had walked in front of him and grabbed his face so he could see her.
Ruby: Hey, if I say that I'm going to make it right, it means I'm going to make it right!
Jaune: *Blushing* W-What are you wearing?
Ruby: *Smiling* It's the costume I mentioned to you. Do you like it?
Jaune: *Looking at her chest*
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Wha-?! Um! I wasn't looking!!
Ruby: *smug*
Jaune: I wasn't looking at your boobs! I swear!
Ruby: I think I know how I can pay you~
She moved her hand to her chest.
Jaune: What are you-!!!
She pulled down her top, revealing her perky breasts.
Jaune: *Red* Wow~
Ruby: *giggles* Honestly, my plan was to seduce you little by little until you lost control. But I don't mind going straight to the main course. So what do you say? Do you want to try my dumplings?
Jaune:....
Moments later.
Ruby: Oh Fuck!~💕💕!!
Ruby is sitting on Jaune's lap, with her legs resting beside him. Both on the edge of the bed and naked. The two hug each other tightly as she jumps. Sliding his cock deep inside her, while her thighs and ass bounce erotically like a freshly made pudding.
Jaune: *Sucking on her tits*
Ruby: Jaune, if you suck too hard I'm going to- Aahh!!!💕💕
Jaune grabbed Ruby's ass and started helping her move quickly on his member.
Ruby: Jaune wait! It's too much for me! Go slower please!💕
Jaune stares into her eyes.
Jaune: I'm going to cum a lot inside you.
Ruby: Eh?!!
Jaune: I'm going to get you pregnant.
Ruby: Wait! Hold on! This was not what we agreed to! I'm too young to be a mom! Ah~💕!
Jaune: Have my baby, Ruby.
Ruby: Don't say that! If you say that, I… I!… 💕!~
He begins to increase the intensity of his thrusts
Ruby: 💕!!Oh GOD!!💕
Jaune: Get pregnant, Ruby! Get fucking pregnant with my child!
Ruby: I will! I'll have your baby! Shoot your seed inside me, please!!!
Jaune: Fucking take it!!
Ruby: AAHHH!!💕~💕~
Jaune pulls her in, inserting his entire member deep inside her. His hot cum shoots out, filling every corner of her uterus until it completely overflows. Her orgasm is too great for her that she just hugs Jaune tightly with her arms and legs. Resting her head on his shoulder, moaning in his ear. After a moment, Jaune checks on her.
Jaune: Ruby, are you okay?
Ruby: *Tired* That *huff* was *huff* incredible.
Jaune: You look tired Why don't we rest a little?
Ruby: Yes please.
Jaune: Ok then.
Jaune moves to the center of the bed without separating from her and they lie together, she on top of him.
Ruby: I love you...💕~ *Falls at sleep*
He caresses her head.
Jaune: I love you too.
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MY BABYS!!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#white knight#whiteknight#rwby whiteknight#rwby shitpost#rwby meme#jaune x weiss#rwby jaune arc#rwby weiss schnee#jaune arc x weiss schnee#rwby jaune arc x ruby rose#rwby white knight
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The Stepson Protag
Blake: Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: What's up, Blake?
Blake: Can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure, what is it?
Blake: You're a stepson, with a stepmom, and an older stepsister, and a younger stepsister?
Jaune: I just call them my mom, and my sisters, but yeah.
Blake: Okay... So... That's your stepmom?

Jaune: Uhh, Yeah, Summer Rose is my stepmom.
Blake: And, that's your... Older stepsister?
Jaune: By about a month... But, yeah, Yang's my older sister.
Blake: Okay... And, she's your younger stepsister?

Jaune: Yes, Ruby is my younger sister…?
Blake: Wow...
Jaune: Uhhh...? Am I... Am I missing something here, Blake?
Blake: Dude! You're living the dream!
Jaune: What dream?
Blake: You're a young teenage boy living with a smoking hot stepmom, and a hot babe of an older sister, and a cute little sister! You living the dream of any hentai protagonist!
Jaune: What the hell are you talking about?!
Blake: I'm talking about...?!
Jaune: I fucking know what you're talking about! I'm just shocked you're saying that!
Blake: But, your mom is...
Jaune: My mother is...!
~~~
Summer: Oh gods yes~!
Jaune: Ahh, Mom!
Summer: I told you... Ohh~! I told you, Jaune, call me, Summer~! MmmmHH~!
Jaune: But, Summer, I'm your son, we shouldn't be doing this! So warm!
Summer: Oh, Jaune~! You're the man of the house~! You're doing your duties to the... Ahhh fuck~! The lady of the house~! Mmmm~!
Jaune: Okay... but, at the rate we're going at it... You'll end up...
Summer: That's the idea~! Come on, Jaune~! Ensure... Ohhhh~! Ensure that the Arc-Rose bloodline endures~!
Jaune: O-Okay, Summer... Here I...?! ERGH?!
Summer: OHHHHH~! So warm~!
~~~
Jaune: Is a kind, and good woman, who cares deeply for her children! Me, and my stepsisters!
Blake: Oh... But, what about, Ruby?
Jaune: My little sister, Ruby is...!
~~~
Ruby: Mmmm~! B-Big bro~!
Jaune: What is it?
Ruby: It's... It's so... so big~!
Jaune: Does it hurt?
Ruby: No... It just feels so good~! Mmmm~!
Jaune: Alright then, I'm going to start moving now.
Ruby: Oh? Oh! Ohhh~! Oh gods~! It's so deep~!
Jaune: Gods, you're so tight, Ruby!
Ruby: OH~! This is just how I always imagined it would happen~!
Jaune: Ahh! Imagine what?
Ruby: How big bro would pop my cherry~!
Jaune: I took your what?
~~~
Jaune: Is a kind, sweet caring individual! She may be a crazy little gun nut! But, she's the best little sister I could ask for!
Blake: And, what about, Yang?
Jaune: And, Yang is...!
~~~
Jaune: Hey, Yang is the washing machine free, I need to...?
Yang: GRRRR! Ahh?! Come on?!
Jaune: Uhh, Yang?
Yang: Oh, Jaune! Thank gods you're here!
Jaune: Yang, are you.... Are you stuck... In the washing machine...?
Yang: ...
Yang: Yes...
Jaune: How?
Yang: I wasn't sure if I got all of the laundry out, so I leant in to see... and my tits got me wedged in here...
Jaune: Your stupid tits got you stuck in there?
Yang: Hey! My big phat titties are a work of art! There isn't anything stupid about my bouncing melons~!
Jaune: Oh... okay... What did you have to lean inside to look, couldn't you have just spun the ring by hand, and see if anything fell down?
Yang: That would have been the smart thing to do!
Jaune: Oh gods...
Yang: Come on, get me out of here, Jaune!
Jaune: Okay... Give me a...?!
Yang: Wait!
Jaune: What is it?
Yang: I have to say it!
Jaune: Say what?
Yang: Help me stepbro! I'm stuck~!
Jaune: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had to.
Jaune: Haa... I'm going to regret this... I'm going to regret not doing this more, but nonetheless, I'm going to regret this...
Yang: Regret wha…?!
"SLAP!"
Yang: Ohhhhh~!
Jaune: Did you just…?
Yang: J-J-Jaune...?
Jaune: Y-Yeah...?
Yang: Harder~!
~~~
Jaune: Is a horrible jokester who often get's on my nerves. Seriously, I'm sick to death with all the stepbro jokes...
Jaune: However, they are my family! And, while they may not be my family by blood, but they are my family nonetheless, and I love them! And, just because they're my stepsisters, and my stepmom does not mean I am living out every horn hentai protags wet dream!
Blake: Uh hu...
Jaune: ...
Blake: ...
Jaune: Yang told you about the washing...
Blake: Yang told me about the washing machine insistent, yes.
Jaune: Gods dammit, Yang...
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#ruby rose#summer rose#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#yang x jaune#jaune x yang#summer x jaune#jaune x summer#rwby lancaster#rwby dragonslayer#rwby summerknight#rwby colourguard
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Ruby: ...
Yang: ...
Jaune: ...
Yang: I swear i can explain
Ruby: Yes, please do explain to me, how your own sister, blood of your blood, your leader, your comrade in arms cannot do that and yet vomit boy does, and get to live?
Jaune: Sh-should I leave?
Ruby: No, Jaune. Stay.
Jaune: *starts to get up* I really think is-
Ruby: Sit. Down. Boy.
Jaune: *sits down* ok.
Yang: Ruby, please, you have to understand that-
Ruby: NO! No excuses, how could you, Yang? You've known me for years, but him? *poiting to Jaune* You've known him for a few mere months, and yet he gets to do the one thing i could never
Yang: I-I've-
Ruby: Nah, I don't want to hear it anythibg from you anymore. As for you *points to Jaune*, to think I've considered you to be one of my closest friends and yet you have stabbed me in the back twisting the knife
Jaune: Do-don't you think you might be exaggerating a bit?
Ruby: WHAT?
Jaune: I'm just brushing her hair, she asked me to. Please, don't hurt me.
Ruby: Oh jaune, poor sweet and naive Jaune, I'm angry because Yang told EVERYONE that if anything comes to happen to her hair, we would die. And yet, here we are.
*Yang is sitting on Jaune's lap while he holds a hairbrush*
Ruby: I find you alive and well.
Yang: Ruby, please let me-
Ruby: Hush now, speak to me no longer traitor, for this day forward I don't have a sister. Goodbye.
*Ruby leaves the room*
Jaune: *confused* What just happened?
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art that ranges from july to saturday

#rwby#rwby fanart#whiterose#nuts and dolts#ladybug#mechabug#blake x ruby#weiss x ruby#ruby x penny x blake#ruby rose#weiss schnee#jaune arc#blake belladonna#penny polendina#my art#art#shout out to oomf for making me draw mechabug
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A change of Schneenery
Weiss:... *staring blankly at book*
Ruby: Hey, Weiss. You okay?
Weiss: Huh, what? I mean, yes. Why wouldn't I be?
Yang: Because you've been staring at the same page for 20 minutes, so unless you're a slow reader, something is bothering you.
Weiss: Since when are you observant?
Yang: Nice redirection, now spill.
Weiss:... *sighs* Well, as you know, Winter has been able to visit since Atlas has lent some of its forces to Vale and Beacon.
Blake: The sister you strive to impress and feel that nothing you do is good enough so you push harder? Yes, we know.
Weiss: Thank you for that unnecessary commentary, Blake. But yes. During our tea time, I asked if she would like to spar this evening after classes, but she said she was... otherwise engaged.
Yang: So, what? You're bummed because she's busy with work?
Weiss: It's not that. I understand she is quite busy, having responsibilities as a high ranking Atlas Specialist, I've come to terms with that and cherished the short times we get to spend together, but she said that this engagement was not work related, but rather... a... date.
Ruby: *Gasp* Oh! Your sister has a boyfriend?! That's great, good for her!
Weiss: She doesn't have a boyfriend, dunce! It is apparently her first evening with this person, so he's hardly a "boyfriend", and I wouldn't use such an immature title for Winter.
Yang: Whoa! Calm down, Ice Queen. Jeez, you seem pretty wound up by this guy.
Blake: Maybe it's because she's jealous.
Weiss: Jealous?! Of what, exactly? Why would I be jealous of Winter?
Blake: Not Winter. But of the guy she's going on a date with.
Yang:.. Weiss, please tell me you don't think incest is wincest.
Weiss: W-WHAT?! GET SUCH FILTHY, DEGENERATE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND, XIAO LONG!
Blake: Not like that, either of you. I meant as in you're jealous of this mystery guy because you're afraid of him cutting into your 'Winter' time, and she'll have less time for you.
Ruby: Oooooh! Well that's ridiculous too, Weiss. Winter is your sister, your big sister. And she'll always have time for you, the best big sisters do. Even if they can be a little overboard.
Yang: Are you referring to me?
Ruby: I don't know. Do you know anyone else who stood outside my friend's home and watched the house all night while I was having a sleep over?
Yang: It was your first time, I was just making sure they weren't the bitchy type.
Ruby: Anyway, just remember, Winter will always love you and have time for you.
Weiss:... Thanks, Ruby. I guess I just needed to hear that.
Yang: So, who is the guy that managed to capture your sister's heart. If she's got an even bigger stick up her ass than you do, he must have been a catch.
Weiss: Har har. But to answer your question, I'm not sure. She never gave me a name or even a description.
**KNOCK KNOCK**
Weiss: I'll get it. **Opens door to see...**

Weiss: Winter? What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like that?
Winter: Weiss? Oh, I think I may have the wrong room.
Weiss: What?
**Sound of a door behind Winter opening**
???: Winter?
**Winter and Weiss look to see**

Weiss: Urgh, Arc. What do you-
Winter: Ah, Jaune, I hope I'm not too late for our date.
Weiss: YOUR WHAT?!
Jaune: Oh, no. Just on time if anything. And can I say you look stunning.
Winter: *///* Oh, flatterer. You clean up quite nice yourself. Very handsome.
Jaune: *Rubs back of head with a blush* Yeah, I didn't think my hoodie would be a good attire. Oh! Uh? **Offers arm for her to hold** Shall we?
Winter: *locks her arm around Jaune's and waves to Weiss** I shall see you soon, sister. Sorry to disturb you. *walks off with Jaune.*
Weiss:... *twitching eye* (mind .exe has stopped working)
Yang: Dang. Didn't think I'd say this, but vomit boy looked kinda hot dressed like that. He should try that more often.
Blake: I didn't think we'd see the day he actually managed to get a date.
Ruby: Blake! That's mean.
Blake: Sorry but you can't deny what I said.
Yang: Yeah, sorry sis. But Jaune isn't exactly beating the women away with a stick, not with his dorky attitude. But still, I guess Jaune just hit the right buttons for Ice Queen senior.
Weiss: This... this has to be a mistake. A cruel joke! How could my sister, the epitome of perfection and sophistication, even entertain the idea of spending time with that buffoon?!
Yang: Hey, like I said, maybe she just saw something in him we didn't. Besides, it's just a date. It's not like she's gonna marry him.
Weiss: Do not put such disturbing imagery in my head, Yang.
Blake: Uh, guys? What's that on the floor?
Weiss: Hmm? Is... is that...
Yang: Holy shit, that's a condom! Vomit boy is kinda moving fast.
Ruby: Girls...
Weiss: That pervert!
Ruby: Weiss.
Weiss: He thinks he can so easily bed my sister and sully her name?!
Ruby: Weiss!
Weiss: I'm going to take this condom, find Winter and expose Arc for his degeneracy!
Ruby: WEISS!
Weiss: WHAT?!
Ruby: That condom doesn't belong to Jaune. It fell where Winter was standing
Weiss:...
Blake: **Slowly goes back to reading.**
Yang:... Damn.
#rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#yang xiao long#jaune arc#winter schnee#winter knight#jaune x winter#ai art#Cslucaris
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Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....
Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...
Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕
Ruby: Eh?
Weiss: Huh?
Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...
Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕
#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#wiess schnee#mentioned jaune arc#ruby x weiss x pyrrha x jaune
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Banana Split Sundae W/ Strawberry 🍨

The Arc Family's household.
Ruby: Jaune!!! I'm here to play. (And maybe we can "play" with each other later) 😊
Jaune: Oh hey, Ruby. Come in we have Ice creams. Neo is already sitting down with the family.
Neo: *waves*
Ruby: N-Neo? B-but Jaune she's with the bad guys. S-she tried to kill Yang and me. 😳
Mama Arc: Oh don't be so dramatic Ruby. Neo is currently staying with us because of her terms of parole.
Ruby: S-she's staying here. Does that mean she's sleeping with Jaune? 😮
Neo: *blush*
Jaune: Well no, she's staying in Saphron's old room actually. Which is next to mine.
Mama Arc: Honestly Jaune if you want you can let her sleep in your room. And with any luck I will have my grandchildren.
Neo: *gasp*
Ruby: But mama Arc. I thought you wanted me to be your son's baby momma? 😢
Mama Arc: I'm sorry Ruby dear. But you just take too long. And Neo actually showed more success with Jaune. I mean just look at them now.
Neo: *kiss Jaune's cheek*
Jaune: Oh stop it, Neo. Kissing me won't make me give you the ice cream any faster.
Ruby: 😰
Mama Arc: See Ruby. She's already in second base with Jaune. Won't be long now before she and Jaune do the actual deed.
Ruby: (I'm only in first base!) But certainly Neo is not wife material for the Arc family... Heh, heh...
I mean she's a common criminal.
While I'm the daughter of the famed huntresses Summer Rose.
My outstanding combat skill allows me to skip a few grades.
Not to mention my silver eyes would be passed down to the Arc family.
There's no one more suited for your son than me. 😤
Mama Arc: Tempting, tempting...
Jaune: Ruby what's gotten into you?
You would never say something like this.
Ruby: But Jaune she doesn't deserve you. 😭
Jaune: Ruby. I'm old enough to make a decision on who I can date. And frankly I would rather be with Neo now that I know that you think like this.
Ruby: 🫨
Neo: *smug looks of victory*
Ruby:

That's right whore and don't you forget it. 🤬
Jaune: Ruby!?
Ruby: She started it! 😡
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#rwby shitpost#silent knight#jaune x neo#mama arc
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warning for jorny below
Jaune: Ruby...do you um... do you wanna make a weapon together?
Ruby, breath hitching: W-what?
Jaune: I'm sorry, it was probably a stupid question and a weird thing to ask but, it's- it's just - you're so amazing and brilliant and talented at it and I wanna spend more time with you while you're doing something you love.
Jaune: Because when you're smiling and happy and immersed in something you love, you're the most beautiful woman on remnant.
Ruby, breathing heavily, pupils dilated with the most intense stare he's ever seen anyone make: Yeah... *licks her lips* Let's go to the forge. Now.
Jaune: Wait hey Ruby don't pull on my arm! I can walk there you don't need to drag me!
Ruby: Giggling
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Yang, watching Jaune limp through the hall leaning heavily against the wall: Woah hey what the hell dude? What's wrong?
Jaune: My Aura is currently deep in the red and I'm pretty sure my pelvis is fractured.
Yang: What the hell happened!? Did you try to solo a deathstalker or something?
Jaune: Last night I asked to make a weapon together with Ruby. By the time she was done she was very... motivated.
Yang: Wait you said yesterday, and your Aura's still in the red...
Jaune: ...
Yang: ... Oh my fucking gods! What the fuck did you do with MY LITTLE BABY SISTER YOU BAST-
Jaune: What the fuck was I supposed to do, stop her!? She could kill me, I'm scared of her!
Yang: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DATING SOMEONE YOU'RE SCARED OF!?
Jaune: BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN! ABLE TO KILL ME AND TERRIFYING!
Ruby, sprinting over in a flash of rose petals to wrap her arms around Jaune: Hey Jaune! I had so much fun trying to make babies with you last night, but it seems like we only successfully created the mechanical one! D'you wanna try making the other kind again tonight?
Jaune: I-
Ruby: Ok great, see you tonight, bye!!
Yang: ...
Yang: I'm gonna kill you so fucking hard they have to invent a new name for it
#rwby shitpost#ruby rose#jaune arc#jaune x ruby#lancaster#beware this one be jorny#good lordt this is practically a microfic by this point#did not intent for it to be so long#rwby#dreamymac's rwby slop
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Ruby #1: I'm the real Ruby! Shoot her, Jaune!
Ruby #2: Don't listen to her Jaune! Shoot her!
Jaune: *holding a gun* In Atlas... who took my hoodie.
Ruby#2: It was Nora!
Ruby #1: *sigh* It was m-
Jaune: *Shoots Ruby #1*
Ruby #1: *sparks and slumps to the ground*
Ruby: H- how did you know she was fake?
Jaune: Because the real you would never admit to that.
Ruby: Hehe, yeah, I guess you're right.
Jaune: Give me my hoodie back.
Ruby: Hard pass.
#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#ruby x jaune#rwby shitpost#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby
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The "King" of Teachers 1
(a crack fic)
Yang: I heard we are getting a new Prof for Grimm studies.
Ruby: *curious* What happened to professor Port?
Yang: *shrug* Maybe he took his retreat?
_ meanwhile _
Port: *beating up a bunch of grimm with his fist, reaping and tearing until it's done* AHAHAHAH!! I FEEL ALIVE!!!
_ _ _
Weiss: *pensive* He was kinda old...
Jaune: *sweating profusely* Please be my dad, please be my dad-
Pyrrha: *worried* Jaune? What's wrong?
Jaune: *panicking* The new professor is one of my parents and i don't know which- *feeling a sense of dread overwhelming him* ... *Gulp* H-hi mom...
Everyone: *look at the woman who "appeared" next to Jaune* !?!
Mama Arc: *sigh* I see, this is how low this school has fallen. *Looking down at her son* Not even noticing my presence until you pointed it out. *Shake her head, a look of contempt adorning her face* Truly, how deplorable.
Weiss: *frown* Now lis- *register who is in front of her* -ten... *Blink, look at Jaune then at the woman then back at Jaune* D-did you say mom?
Jaune: *slowly nodding his head, trying to make himself as small as possible* Y-yes?
Weiss: *blink again* But that's-
Mama Arc: *glaring at Weiss* Have i given you the permission to talk?
Weiss: *sitting back down, looking straight towards the blackboard* S-sorry!
Mama Arc: ... Good.
*pick up Jaune in her arm*
*walk towards the blackboard, Jaune still in her arms*
*sit on her chair, Jaune now sitting on her lap*
Artoria: *in a booming voice* I AM THE KING OF STORMS, LEADER OF THE KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE. MY NAME IS ARTORIA PENDRAGON AND HE *hug Jaune with a gentle smile* Is my pride and joy~!
Jaune: *Hiding his face in pure embarrassment* This is the end, my punishment...!
Yang: ... *Whispering to Weiss* She's kinda intense.... *Frown, looking at Blake* Blak-
Blake: *Blushing madly* Sh-she's so h-hot~
Ruby: Knight of the round table? Who's that?
Weiss: *nervously* They are Vale's best huntsmen and huntresses.
Artoria: *glaring towards team RWBY's group* I don't remember giving you the permission to talk, did i?
Team RWBY: *stop talking, all scared for their-*
Jaune: *stammering his words* M-mom, S-stop being mean to m-my friends!
Artoria: ... *Beaming hugging her son even more* Of course darling~! But i still need them to listen if they don't want to end up *censored for brutal depictions of death* or *censored for even worse depiction of death* during missions!
Everyone: *completely horrified*
Cardin: *vomiting in the trash can*
Weiss: *consoling a crying Ruby* There there...
Nora: *confused by everyone's reaction* ... I mean, that's pretty standard stuff on the field, right Ren?
Ren: *also not understanding everyone's shock* That's not even as bad as what we lived through.
Nora: Right? *Turning to Pyrrha* What about- *sees the invincible girl on the ground, having lost consciousness* ... oh.
#jaune arc#yang xiao long#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#cardin winchester#artoria pendragon#rwby#rwby au#rwby shitpost#the king of teachers au#rwby x fate
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My sister is an angel... Right?
Jaune's apartment.
Yang: I know it's kind of silly that I feel this way because you're dating my sister. But you understand my situation right?
Jaune: Oh I completely understand you. I have younger sisters and I know how it feels when they have a boyfriend. But it is part of life. They grew up and the most we can do is trust them and help in whatever way we can.
Yang: Thank you Jaune.
Jaune: It's ok. And about your question about my relationship with your sister. Don't worry, our relationship is healthy and I always treat your sister with the respect she deserves.
Yang: I'm glad.
*SLAM!!* The door is thrown open.
Ruby: Oh Jaune, your favorite big booty goth girl is back!~💕
Jaune: *Worry* Ruby stop.
Ruby: You didn’t miss me? Do you need me to punish you?~💕
Jaune: Ruby please stop.
Ruby: Don't worry. I can take care of that~💕
Jaune: RUBY!!
Ruby: What?
Jaune: Your sister came to visit us.
Ruby: My siste-? OH!
Ruby then turns around and notices that Yang is in the room as well.
Ruby: H-Hi sis, you look... good?
Yang: *About to cry* We used to play house with dad. And now you're… you're… you're a pervert. Waaah!
Ruby: I can explain! Jaune help me!
Jaune: Do not look at me. You are the pervert in this relationship.
Yang: *Cries louder*
Ruby: Jaune!
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The Best Date Ever!
Jaune was reading a comic until he would look to his left and see ruby with a big smile on her face sitting next to him.
Jaune: Oh hey Ruby is everything okay? why are you smiling so much?
Ruby: Oh if you know jaune my birthday is coming up and I wanted to ask you for something hehe.
Jaune would think about the possibilities of what Ruby would ask him until he remembers something and gets up from his chair with an angry expression. Ruby would use petal burst standing in front of him preventing him from leaving.
Ruby: Pleaase? It's for my birthday!!!
She would make puppy eyes looking into jaune's eyes and he would blush slightly and let out a sigh.
Jaune: Alright, But only beacause it's your birthday.
Ruby: Thank you are the best boyfriend in the world!!!
Ruby will give jaune a kiss on the cheek as she leaves the library. Time would pass and ruby was sitting wearing a dress having a romantic dinner with jaune's sword.
Ruby: Hi handsome how are you?~
(Based comics done from violetmadness)
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There Are Reasons Why, Many Reasons Why
Weiss: Man it's been years since we last saw, Yang. I wonder how much she has changed since marrying, Jaune.
Ruby: She's had several kids, several more since I last saw her. So child birth did change her body a bit.
Blake: How many kids has she had?
Ruby: Well, I was there for their first daughter... I think this is the fifth one they've had so for.
Weiss: Five kids?!
Blake: S-So far?!
Ruby: Yeah, it's a result from, Jaune coming from a large family, Yang going baby crazy after the first one, and both of them having an over active sex drives.
WB: ...
Weiss: That... that checks out...
Blake: You know what they say about girls with large assets, and guys with big aura reserves.
Weiss: I don't, and I don't.
Blake: Coward.
Ruby: Come on team! Let's go say hi to, Yang, and her family.
Blake: Yeah, we can ask her why she, and Jaune had so many kids.
Weiss: That's certainly one thing we have to ask her.
: Hmm? Hey! Hey guys over here!
Ruby: Yang? Yang it so good to... ERK?!
Blake: Hey, Yang long to no...?!
Weiss: What the fuck?
Yang:
Yang: Hey, Guys it's wonderful to see you again!
Yang: ...
Yang: What's with all the shocked faces guys? Something happen?
Ruby: What...?! How did they...?! How is she...?!H
Blake: Well... that explains a lot...
Weiss: It's... It's not fair!
Yang: What?
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Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-
*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*
Ruby: Trapped?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: Need help?
Weiss: ..no
Ruby:
Weiss:
Ruby: Can I join?
Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes
Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay
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rwby art style doodles
#rwby#ruby rose#penny polendina#nuts and dolts#penny x ruby#ruby x penny#jaune arc#yang xiao long#art#doodle#my art#homestuck i guess eek
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