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Моя теория заговора о происхождении вампиров
Существует фильм Пудра 1995 года. В нем парень невероятно бледный, странный, со сверхспособностями, его глаза отливают красным и он без волос на теле. Он родился после гото, как его беременную маму ударила молния.
Что если так появились вампиры? Несколько тысячелетий назад какую-то беременную ударила молния, она умерла при родах, но родила вампира. Тот вампир в какой-то момент своей жизни укусил человека и тот стал вампиром. Этот второй парень провел 3 дня сгорая заживо, очнулся в причудливом новом мире свехслуха и сверхзрения. И с этого началась история вампирской расы.
Сильные стороны теории: ...
Слабые стороны теории: вся теория
Vet du, istedenfor å gjøre livet enkelt for følgerne mine ved å oversette teorien din og så svare på engelsk, så tar jeg også dette på morsmålet mitt.
Kjempebra teori, null svakheter, jeg stiller meg bak den 100%. Forklarer kanskje også hvorfor Kate har evnen til å gi elektriske sjokk? Den første vampyren ble skapt ved lynnedslag (og ble et... udødelig foster? Synes jeg der det!), Kate kan gi folk støt... kan umulig være tilfeldig.
#norwegian things#russian things#to be clear i do not speak russian i just like trolling my followers#everythingnot65#twilight#twilight theories#twilight renaissance#twilight meta#twilight headcanons
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#my toxic trait is liking depressing russian songs#по улице моей#Ирония судьбы#the irony of fate#russian things#videos
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#coquette#dollette#girlblog#girlhood#girly things#im just a girl#doelette#lana del rey#lizzy grant#manic pixie dream girl#ballet#ballerina#swan lake#black swan#nina sayers#girlblogger#girlblogging#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girl interrupted#girl boss gaslight gatekeep#femme fatale#female rage#female hysteria#female experience#femme lesbian#female manipulator#vintage#fashion#russian model#lizzy grant aka lana del rey
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#slavic doll#slavic#aesthetic#00s#coquette#core#doll#y2k#gloom coquette#this is what makes us girls#2000s aesthetic#meet me in the pale moonlight#vlada roslyakova#irina shayk#natasha poly#sasha pivovarova#russian doll#dollette#lizzy grant#lana del rey#queen of the gas station#im just a girl#just girly things#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#this is a girlblog#girlhood#tumblr girls#blog
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All illustrations for The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation: Russian Edition Exclusives, Volume 5
Finally got my hands on the russian истари/Istari publication volume 5 for Mo Dao Zu Shi, so here are high resolution scans of the art exclusive to this particular edition. The art here portrays events that occur in the post-storyline extras.
Full resolution available for download here (tumblr compresses images a little)
Illustration Artist: Marina Privalova (Baoshan Karo)
[Vol. 1] - [Vol. 2] - [Vol. 3] - [Vol. 4] - [Vol. 5] (part 1)
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the founder of diabolism#mxtx mdzs#wei wuxian#illustrations#wangxian#mdzs novel#official art#I'm working on making some upscaled scans of the art from the other novels as well#tbh these aren't actually “scans”#I actually just took pics of the pages with my phone and then have to edit it and redraw some parts of the original image or add space#because pages aren't flat and I don't own a scanner unfortunately#and sometimes the words on the other side bled through the page#these are 100% faithful though#the only things I ever had to extend are environmental#I looked for an epub or pdf of this book for so long but couldn't find it anywhere#and I mean literally anywhere 😭 scoured Russian social media sites for hours and nothing#did find an interesting weird mdzs Russian translation though#weird as in the translation was not accurate at all#but it had its own little art interspersed#I think it was a fan thing rather than an official translation
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It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.
Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.
#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#ofc this has been brewing for a long time and it has been really troubling to say the very LEAST#honestly i have seen russian queers joke about the situation which feels different. honestly it's almost admirable#i just can't find it funny to see non-Russians do it simply because the threat of prosecution or death for people is too high in my mind#it feels almost voyeuristic when non-russians joke like that to me#like i've joked about the state of (us)american queer rights when it feels too bleak but i live here#i guess when people only joke about it it tells me they don't think it's a big deal or that it won't affect queer people...#...because it won't affect them as an outsider likely#it's just shitty. all around. and it's the type of thing that i'm not sure what to do#queerphobia#queerphobia tw
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a point worth making when talking about the decrease of sexually explicit movies is that its happening simultaneously with an increase of intimacy coordinators and stronger awareness wrt making actors comfortable performing them. and potentially contractual power to refuse to do them without shooting your career in the foot
like yes, sure a lot of ppl watching are uncomfortable with sex scenes in many ways tumblr routinely dunks on, but also like lmao exploitation of young women who had to make rent-money and could be coerced into nudity/sex scenes they werent comfortable with was an issue in the industry for the longest time (and still is)
#.text#not to be like look at emilia clarke but look at emilia clarke#and tbh say whatever you want about poor things sex scenes but it is more comfortable to know that emma stone was an executive producer and#hence had a say in what did/didnt happen while in the 2000s#it was like russian roulette between this was fine and this was a torment nexus for the actress#1k
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Also Logan, a few hours later:
Ah yes, the love language of the two immortal psychotic freaks
#logan's unpredictable like that and wade loves it#it's like a game of russian roulette#logan could be in an aggressive lover mood or in a sweet little cuddler mood#wade loves the surprising nature of the whole thing#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#peanutbub#mischievous thunder
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thinking of a new steddie fic/au hmmm.
It’s just the classic, Steve buys weed from Eddie in season 1 era, he and Tommy meet him at the bench in the woods behind school. Steve and Eddie have some playful banter and clearly get along, but it’s dismissed as just a drug deal and they go on about their lives.
Next time they meet is when a frantic Steve comes and finds Eddie after he’s just fought off the demogorgon for the first time. He’s rattled, and skittish, wearing a nasty black bruise on his eye, and just overall not acting like himself. He snaps at Eddie multiple times to just ‘hurry up’ and ‘get him his stuff’, and sure he’s being an asshole, but more than anything Eddie is just concerned. He has never seen The King Steve Harrington lose his cool like this. So Eddie cautiously gives him the weed, making sure not to give too much, and lets him go about his day, but not before asking if he’s alright. Steve clearly wasn’t expecting this and brushes it off defensively, but that doesn’t mean he’s not thinking about it for the rest of his week. How the hell did Eddie Munson notice something was wrong, when his own parents didn’t? Nor his “friends”?
They cross paths again a year later, the beginning of season two. Steve is still with Nancy and has freshly dumped his old douchebag crew of superficial friends. He is still sitting quite comfortably on the higher ranks of popularity, but there is no denying his status is not what it used to be. He comes to buy weed from Eddie in the first week back at school, and it’s a casual interaction. He’s still as charmingly stuck up as he ever was, but now without Tommy there to judge his every move, he seems a little more at ease when making casual conversation with Eddie. Eddie doesn’t mention the year before and Steve is so glad for it, secretly very embarrassed that he went to Eddie for some refuge after arguably his most traumatic experience to date. He gets his stuff, giving Eddie a smirk when he notices he’s dropped the price significantly for Steve when it’s just him alone. Eddie gives him a challenging smile back, almost daring him to call it out, but he doesn’t. They both just laugh and part ways.
The next run in is tina’s halloween party. They notice eachother when Steve first arrives, making eye contact and giving a polite nod. Maybe Eddie lifts his drink up to Steve in a silly salute. They don’t speak at all or make any effort to hang around eachother. That is, until Steve storms down the stairs in a rage after he’d gone up there with Nancy Wheeler. But then are those- tears? Eddie was standing on the front porch smoking a cigarette, trying to discreetly hide from one Billy Hargrove to avoid having to sell him anything, but staying visible enough that he won’t lose all chances of making any money tonight. Steve storms right past him and hits his shoulder. Eddie whips around and is about to call him a dick before he sees who it is.
Steve tries to quickly wipe his face, he won’t make eye contact with Eddie, and he’s clearly trying to get out as fast as he can. Eddie doesn’t let him, though, since he’s obviously not thinking very clearly and is most likely about to do something emotional and stupid. He asks if Steve’s alright, and his answers are all short and rushed, so he’s definitely not. They’re not really friends, but Eddie’s not an asshole.
— “Did you drive?” Eddie asks
“Yeah”
“Well, you’re drunk, Steve. You can’t get behind a wheel right now. And if I knowingly let you, then that makes me an accomplice. I’ll take you home.”
Steve tries to protest, attempting to push past him, but Eddie interjects. “Yeah, yeah, alright! Don’t thank me yet, Steve’o. This is not for you, see, I’m not trying to get a criminal record, here. I cant go to prison, Steve. Do you know what they’d do to a pretty guy like me in prison? Nope, let’s go hot stuff.” —
Eddie takes Steve home. They don’t talk much. By the time they reach Steve’s drive way and Eddie has put his van in park, Steve is making no attempt to exit the vehicle just yet. Eddie doesn’t know what to do, he didn’t really plan this far, so he’s just tapping away awkwardly at his steering wheel while Harrington stares down the dashboard so clearly lost in thought Eddie fears his head might explode. Steve tells Eddie what happened, says it’s ‘relationship troubles’, and he’s not quite sure what compelled him into being so honest with Eddie Munson, but he’s blaming the alcohol. Eddie wasn’t expecting that. They chat for a bit, Eddie makes Steve laugh and considers the whole night a success after that. Then they start cracking jokes about their shared hatred for Hargrove, and Steve looks and sounds a bit more ok to go inside. He thanks Eddie, quite sincerely actually, and it throws him a bit. He stutters a ‘yeah, for sure. It’s no problem.’ And Steve goes home.
After that, it’s a little different. Steve, doesn’t actually really have anyone, anymore. When they go back to school he’s now greeting Eddie here and there in the hallways, making conversation when they find themselves alone together, in the lunch line or at the bathroom sink. He doesn’t approach Eddie when there’s too many people around, though. As much as he’s grown, Steve Harrington still carry’s some prejudice in him about how certain things may make him look. But it doesn’t bother Eddie too much. It’s not like they are really friends, they’re just like, strange acquaintances. And Steve would never deny that they get along, that really Eddie’s ‘not so bad’. So that’s a win.
Steve finds Eddie again not long after the party to buy some more weed, a plan that sparked purely out of boredom. Eddie says yes, of course, but tells him if he wants it today he will need to wait till after school and meet Eddie at his place, since he was busy. So Steve takes a trip to the Munson trailer to make his deal. Eddie invites him inside and they sit together on the couch as he gets Steve’s bag ready. They end up making quite pleasant conversation, joking around and ultimately finding they are really enjoying each other’s company. They enjoy it so much so, that Steve ends up smoking there, with Eddie. So now they are kind of like, hanging out? And it’s fun, so they do it again. Still they’re not, friends friends, they just get along. Eddie just sells Steve weed sometimes and they keep it civil.
He doesn’t hear from Steve for a while, and the next time he sees him it’s from a distance, in passing. The man has the most roughed up face Eddie has ever seen, bruised and swollen in multiple areas, stitches and bandages all over. It’s really, concerning? completely metal, but alarming. This is the second time Eddie has seen the guy all beaten up like that. He knew that boys fight, but surely not that bad? As worried as he was, Eddie doesn’t approach him to ask questions, because they don’t know eachother like that. So he goes on about his day, and he doesn’t see Steve again after that for quite some time.
Then it’s summer, Eddie isn’t graduating again, and he’s not really sure what to do with himself over the break. The new mall has just opened up, and there’s a cool music store up on the second floor that he likes to visit sometimes with his band friends. And wouldn’t you know, working at the Scoops Ahoy located directly across from his favourite store, is Steve Harrington. The guy hasn’t come to Eddie for any weed since last year, and then there was that sighting where he looked like he’d just fallen face first into a flying fist or two, so it’s been a minute since Eddie’s seen him. And he’d be lying if he said it wasn’t a nice surprise. He only goes into scoops once. He’s curious, okay? Sue him. And, he knows the girl who works with him, Robin. So he plays it off like he had no idea he’d see Steve there. And to his surprise, Steve actually acknowledges him. He doesn’t act like Eddie is a total stranger just because they’re not in school anymore. The interaction is quick, they make very casual conversation, Eddie says hi to Robin, grabs his milkshake and goes home. That’s all. He doesn’t go back, and he doesn’t really plan to. Steve’s nice, and he knows Eddie’s around if he needs to buy from him again, and that’s really as far as their relationship goes. That’s all it ever was. It’s been fun getting to know Steve Harrington a little bit better, even if it was just for a short time. Eddie liked having the chance to see in past the quaffed hair and pressed polo shirts to learn that Steve was really just a person under it all. He never thought he’d say it, but Harrington wasn’t so bad. It was a nice little eye opening experience for Eddie.
Eddie was ready to write off his little blips of interaction with Steve Harrington as a thing of the past, no hard feelings, and move on with his life. That is, until he gets a knock at his front door in the middle of the night afew days after the big mall fire. And it’s Steve on the other side. And he looks awful, his face is the worst Eddie’s ever seen it. And he wasn’t really knocking, more like pounding. He says he needs Eddie’s help.
What the fuck?
#and then he#he asks eddie for help getting really strong drugs oit of your system#and if he knows if there’s anything out there that can have long lasting affects on your system#and if he can please have some weed too actually so he can sleep because maybe that will help#because please give me more paranoid steve not just moving on right away from being fuckinh drugged non consensually !!!#i need to see season 3 steve going to eddie for help after the russians because he doesn’t know anywhere else#and eddie is just like what the actual fuck is this man on about ????#what the hell goes on in the harrington household that causes him to get a black eye annually#and now be rambling about getting drugged????#eddie getting so curious about what is actually going on with him#ugh#anyways might write this proper oooh what do we think#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#robin buckley#st3#stranger things 2#stranger things 3#steve and eddie#steddie fic#steddie au
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sockeye salmon
And the final guy in the new gouache fish gang is here! I mean I painted him months ago, but then, as always, I forgot to post him :'D The in(famous) horny fish!
#salmon#sockeye salmon#fish#gouache#illustration#art#There's this one dumb thing about these guys that's been bothering me all my life#besides their unusual transformation - their latin name is “Oncorhynchus nerka”#so they're called just “nerka fish” in Polish. Thing is#nerka means kidney in Polish and I always thought that t's named after it... funnily enough thar part of the name is of Russian origin and#basically#tied to the breeding season transformation of these guys) :' D that was a really random thing to mention but fr I had no idea why they're n
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Y'know how nikto drags the blade of his knife against the hard plastic shell of his mask?
That, but you're just scratching your nails against it like you're petting a dog. He must find it amausing- because he'll hunch over for you and remain still as you do your thing. Soft grumbles and raspy jokes pass through the muffling fabric.
"am I your dog, llubov?"
There's no malice nor irritation when he snips these little things. They're said slowly and steadily, as if he could fall asleep right there.
#i forgot to mention in my previous posts#but I apologise if my russian in these things is horrific#i depend on google translate too much#if there's any russian speaking ppl out there I'd love to get some feefback or advice on how to make this correct#anyways enjoy#nikto call of duty#nikto x reader#nikto cod#cod nikto#call of duty nikto#nikto#mwii nikto#nikto headcanons
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a total solar eclipse occurred on august 21st, 1914
#my art#ww1 art#solar eclipse#oc stuff#the totality passed over a lot of countries including the western parts of the russian empire#these three are observing from outside of minsk on their way to the eastern front#don’t worry they have eye protection i promise#this must have been an insane thing to witness on your way to war
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Kiss gun!
Based on this tweet!
#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA#I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it#and silly coocoo *airhorn*#today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next#there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that#they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it#I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis???#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#trigun fanart#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#lenssi draws
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hey I'm normal haha. um. what if u draw some more heavy and medic cuddling haha that would be crazy hahaha.........
HAHA THAT WOULD BE CRAZY….. *hands you these then runs away*
#also sorry if the Russian is incorrect!!! I used google translate because idk where else to get transactions😭😭#also if tumblr marks this as mature I’m going to go insane#tf2#art#team fortress 2#digital art#my art#ozias draws a thing#my artwork#fanart#character drawing#medic tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress medic#heavy tf2#tf2 heavy#team fortress heavy#heavy weapons guy#heavymedic#medicheavy#heavy x medic#red octoberfest#red oktoberfest#medic x heavy#Ozzy gets an ask#tf2 fanart#also also#I’m recovering from art block so I’m sorry for any inconsistencies!!
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#girlhood#girlblogging#dollcore#coquette#divine feminine#dollette#female hysteria#femcel#girlblog#just girly things#whisper girl#manic pixie dream girl#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#im just a girl#it girl#girl interrupted#girl interupted syndrome#girlblogger#tanya dziahileva#russian model#white fur#fur coat#fur fashion#fur boots
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Sturgeon. Sturgeon, right?
Now get ready for
Sturge-off
#get it#cause i took off his scutes#one of the factors i use to tell if things are sturgeons?#so sturgeon#to sturge-off#sturgeon#sturgeon fish#this one in specific i think is#russian sturgeon#or should i say#russian sturge-off
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