#ruined EVERYTHING

[dybalassunshine]

pique WHAT??? he betrayed leo???????? how did i not know this 😭 what happened? (no pressure at all to explain ofc but google isn’t being very cooperative)

I'm not gonna go into too many details because 1) my internet is literally on the verge of death rn. 2) I'm sure I don't know the whole story myself because when that happened, I had my finals and wasn't paying a lot of attention to the happenings. 3) I don't usually delve into drama and stuff like this so I'm sure I have missed a thing or two.

Anyways, Bartomeu had left Barca in ruins by 2021. As Laporta took over, Barca was broke asf and they couldn't afford Leo anymore. But if a few players took a pay cut, Leo could stay at Barca. But Mister Gerard over here signed it a little too late. After Leo had already been captured by the French perfume merchants, Pique took a pay cut and Leo felt betrayed by him. If he had done that earlier, Leo could've stayed at Barca.

Also, it was Pique who "suggested" Laporta let go of Messi to solve the FFP issues. The whole story of "Leo had to leave because of financial issues" was created by him apparently and Leo was fucking done with him by that point. There's also something about Leo writing "Judas" in capital letters in the dressing room, on the board.

In short, Leo loved and trusted Gerard a lot but he ended up being the catalyst in kicking Leo out of his beloved club. He stabbed him in the back when Leo least expected. So fuck that guy.

Also, he claimed he "cried" when Leo left the club but a close friend of Messi's posted a story on Instagram saying something like "Pique, you are a liar! Not only did you not cry but also told Laporta to sell Leo if he wanted to build a winning team. The same Messi who rescued you from Zaragoza when no one wanted you because you were spiteful, envious, and a bad teammate."

So yeah, basically he did awful stuff behind Lionel's back and we hate him <3

[depressed-tweaker]

Why is it my luck that always sucks.

I had 450$ in gift cards from the Christmas hamper stolen right out of my bag, so now that I have my kids for Christmas and I’m supposed to be Santa I have literally NO way to get either of them a single thing.

I fucking hate people. Because someone couldnt leave someone else’s shit alone two little kids have to suffer and go without.

[blackpebbletoad]

[duckiedaledeservedbetter]

zuko has not uttered the word honor one single time and i am not having any fun here

[angelfoodscake]

just fucking wasted my 18th

[hinamie]

"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

[runawaymac]

Things got a bit too real

[egophiliac]

YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)

[katnissandpeetamellark]

The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.

[elnavegador]

He's trying to fix the cracks.

I subscribe 100% to the HC that Alastor kept Vox's old head. They are fucked up about each other.

[yamimichi]

We all knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Didn't we?

My own personal feeling is that he's doing this on purpose because his fee-fees got hurt.

If he's not doing this on purpose, then it just goes to show that he has no idea what he's doing.

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[qiinamii]

crown swap

[anetherealpoetess]

armand finally hearing lestat say i love you but it wasn't to him that's sick that's sick this show is sick i love it so much the layers are layering the vampires are fractured and fighting and transgressing all boundaries of compassion when doing so. oh and the razorous corpse-memories of ex-lovers are howling at the crumbling gates of the homestead and the homestead itself is a shadowed puzzle of memory stolen and memory reshaped

[sjbattleangel]

Lisa Simpson's sideshow presentation: "Video games as online-only live services are destroying every ounce of fun and creativity this medium is capable of."

[presidentalpaca]

From: Adam Conover ("Adam Ruins Everything")

"Instead of negotiating with us, Netflix decided to open an overpriced restaurant. Here's what we did in front of it. Starring the incomparable Adam Lustick, with concept and props by WGA writer Shawn Wines."