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How DO you think universe signatures work? I don't think I've seen many theories or discussions on it but I also haven't been looking for them either
HOHOOO UNIVERSE SIGNATURES. ok. as i was rewatching scenes so i could write this, my theories fucking blinked out of existence :) there is as much consistency to universe signatures as there is to the atsv timeline.
alright lets see how incoherent this gets
btw i’m not using the word ‘dimension.’ incorrect scientific terminology in an animated spider man comic movie franchise about the multiverse? couldn’t be me. i already let them keep their holograms*
itsv came out in 2018 and is reported to have taken four years to make. in 2014, we couldn’t have made atsv; the technology hadn’t been developed, because there wasn’t yet a movie to demand it. (usually when the question comes up during production, the team has to invent an answer. like animating violet’s hair in the incredibles in 2004, or water in finding nemo in 2003, or fur for sully in the monsters inc movies, or the entire animation process of 2019’s klaus, or reflections on the cars in cars—) this, combined with itsv being set entirely in miles’s own universe, means that the b team’s (noir, peni, ham) universe signatures changing between universes can be attributed to 1. less worldbuilding than atsv and 2. lack of technological ability in 2014-2018 (no diss to the og animators obviously, itsv is fucking gorgeous)
but that’s a boring doylist analysis. i wonder if we can get watsonian. atsv, which was likely produced from 2017 or so to 2023, explores four more universes, rather than sticking to miles’s. surely it’ll have more answers!
i went through the entire movie to see what changes. not gonna bore y’all with a scene to scene analysis, so i’ll summarize: the only person who substantially differs between dimensions is gwen (abstract in E-65, solid but still pastel in E-1610, slightly more painted in E-50101, abstract again in E-928 during emotional scenes). hobie’s collage changes to match the tone or color palette of the universe around him, but doesn’t take on its signature. other than that, the only effect any universe has on every character is with its light, and the only effect to overpower a universe signature is a portal.
let’s pretend that in an infinite multiverse, such a thing as a standard can be set, and that standard is Comic Style. comparing it to itsv, where peni and ham gained depth from previously 2d-esque universes, it seems as though some things don’t change—general color palette and extreme stylistic divergences from the aforementioned standard, eg when atsv peni is styled in 2d—and some change universally—like universe-specific volumetric light, eg in itsv when E-1610’s halftone-style light gives peni depth and in atsv when E-928’s holographic-style light does the same in a different way.
then portals. they distort the space around them in their style of origin: organic portals always have miles’s universe’s signature because that’s where they were born; any portal opened with an E-928 watch has miguel’s orange holographic hexagon, no matter who uses them or where they open to; portals opened with hobie’s homemade watch are always collage, though they take on the color palette of the universe they’re opened in. that means portals have to be watch-specific, prolly based on the materials’ universe of origin, but in that case, hobie’s would look a lot like miguel’s since he harvested most if not all of the parts from E-928. so it has to be specific to either the person who made it or the universe it was made in.
but neither of those make sense! the degree of separation from universe/person that apparently applies to the watches doesn’t apply to items left in other universes. E-1610’s rubik’s cube retains its color and volume in noir’s universe, but the sweater gwen leaves on miles’s bed isn’t abstract, and the shoes she nicked from E-138 aren’t scrappy. even hobie’s watch is rendered in strangely crisp 3d, brightly colored and noticeably not collage.
and of course, both universe-specific light theory and portals-overpower-all theory aren’t totally consistent. hobie’s only properly illuminated when he’s in his base colors. but maybe that’s a quirk of atsv? he doesn’t glitch like paper in the radius of a portal—renaissance vulture didn’t glitch like paper either, maybe that’s just how glitching works! maybe it’s always that tv-signal-bright blocky mess! maybe there is one concrete rule in all this!!!!!
noir’s universe (during his intro scene, at least) comprises of three solid colors: black, light gray, and white, and volume/shadow is communicated through the intensity of halftone used. in itsv and in atsv he’s always in black and white, no matter the color of the light around him. he’s also the ONLY CHARACTER who glitches differently. noir breaks down in black and white!! when the team is lit up by gwen’s portal in atsv’s final scene he’s the only one not distorting in color!!!!! what the fuck man!!!!!!!!!
there isn’t one cohesive multiversal rule for how universe signatures act and interact with different universes, much as i’d love to have one. it raises too many questions and doesn’t give quite enough evidence to study. the closest i can theorize is color/style generally sticks and lighting/spatial physics generally doesn’t, and since that’s relatively simple, i’ll use it. gwen gets her photo-booth-app watercolors and peni/pav/ham/noir get just a little more rendered.
theories i have seen floating around that i also enjoy
gwen’s universe requires people to be in tune with it, to reflect their emotions—implying that the floaty abstract art during her scene with her father is diagetic. so when she’s not in her universe, she’s not like her universe.
hobie’s universe signature necessitates that he doesn’t conform to any other style
on that note, so would ham’s, because cartoon logic defeats reality logic
hope you enjoyed!! or at least were amused by my suffering <3
*do not get me started on holograms
#spider man: into the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#fan theory#but not really#i just compiled my observations and shouted angrily at them for a while#this got way longer than i wanted it to be#considering how little evidence there actually is for any be-all end-all rule#also strangely i noticed that noir’s intro scene and last itsv scene don’t match#like E-90214 are DIFFERENT in different scenes#the first one is solid but the last one is RENDERED?????#wh?????????#why isnt his own goddamn universe consistent#rude as hell of him#love he tho <3#thanks for asking anon!!#finally fucking changed the 298 to 928 idk how i did that smh
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Hello, do-not-make-Mirabelle-angry gang, I present to you @ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber being really funny with scattered context
#the king saying this whenever he does his big attack. shows you horrible vision that defeats you. oohh you wanna let him win so badd#isat spoilers#in stars and time#isat#mirabelle isat#the king isat#art#fanart#kitscribbles#THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY POINTS. WHERE THE KING IS LIKE 'you should let me do this. you should definitely die here. i am telling you to'#RUDE AS HELL#how do i warning tag this meme#tw kys joke#kys mention#kys
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NO FUKUNAGA, DONT DRINK THE GENDER FLUID, NOOOO
#fuck dude the woke left got him#I think they'd present masc equally as much but I was in the mood to draw dresses sooo#for some fucking reason tora's face was giving me hell which is so rude cause this post aint even about him#it still feels off tbh but i hate him so i will not fix whatever it is#he does not deserve his beautiful wife smh#fukunaga shouhei#yamamoto taketora#fukutora#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#hq#my art
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Kind of a redraw
#judecopeart#id in alt text#portal#portal 2#glados#wheatley#chell#chelldos#chelley#chelleydos#first version of this comic was chell being shocked her little buddy would call her a bossy rude bitch who was always mean to him#this version of this comic is chell who has fallen in love with this little idiot after her wife being pissed as hell he'd call her that
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starscream has normal reactions
no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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absolutely crazy to me that there's people who genuinely think that Crystal is the meaner one when it comes to her arguments with Edwin
at one point, my girl opened up about how she felt trapped by the demon who had violated her, and Mr Edwin Payne over here was like, "well, now you know how we feel!1!1!" in regards to the poor lass just having to tag along with them because she's got no memories, no clue who she is, and nowhere to go. be fucking for real
#and Edwin is practically always the one who gets argumentative first#but nahhh it's a problem when the POC girl sasses him back when he's being genuinely rude as fuck to her#then she's the “aggressive” one#and NO Edwin acting out due to his jealousy of her does NOT justify his behaviour!! she wasn't even trying to come onto Charles!!#CHARLES was the one who flirted with CRYSTAL. yes she eventually accepted his advances but she is NOT wrong for that#i daresay after all she's been through my girlie deserves to kiss the cute ghost that likes her. she's not responsible for Edwin's feelings#it's a bit more understandable for Edwin to be wary due to the Hell-demon thing but still. he treated Crystal like shite when she did nowt#i don't hate Edwin by the way. love that Edwardian bitch. but he is flawed and that can be acknowledged!!#it's good even#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives#dbda#crystal palace
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Everyone is slepping on the possibility of Shinichi and Aoko friendship and I REFUSE to let that slide
#detective conan#dcmk#aoko nakamori#shinichi kudo#edogawa conan#conan edogawa#kudo shinichi#magic kaito#nakamori aoko#PLS THINK ABOU THAT#They could make Kaito's life HELL#And Aoko couldn't care that Shinichi acts like a kid#They could talk on the third person TOGETHER#Imagine the both of them on a case#Aoko being rude to the culpirt on mistake#And Shinichi having to calm her down#Nakamori doesn't like him ( Because he is NOT suppose to be on a crime scene when he is 16/17 and not a formal detective)#They coukd understand eachother on a way nobody else can
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Here to announce that I for one love the future design for donnie in the comic ✋🥺
#nonsense#like I know I have no place as the leo artist#but.... if you imagine it more of dirty work overalls rather than fullbody tights#but even then if its fullbudy tights no issue#something something protects him from oil when working#is black to hide oil stains#shrugs#I am also so happy that the artist did the designs THEY liked#little to no fandom influence#because in the end its sort of their character#and they had complete artistic freedom#and have NO obligation to design him how we want#I am actually pretty happy with how different it is from normal fan ideas aahhh#but also#we can still laugh at it-#BUT I LIKE IT-#its so funny because....#making fun of some fanartists design? rude awful hell dont do this#making fun of the canon designs though?#FREE GAME#even then though its not like its even canon#screw canon fanon can be whatever we want#peace and love on planet earth#oops tag ramble#<3
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absolute travesty that there are NO royalty-au spirk fics centered around the overwhelming amounts of devotion and loyalty between the two. WHERE are my fics with Spock on his knees pledging fealty to King James Kirk????
they're all about princes falling in love and arraigned marriages and political intrigue and YES that's GREAT and i do love them, but what if i want kings???
I need a fic about the bond between a king and his loyal advisor-slash-nobleman which has been slowly developing for DECADES before anyone involved gets their shit together, or a fic where Spock has practically taken on the role of King Consort before either of them notice simply because Kirk trusts him so much, or a fic where it slowly becomes apparent that King Kirk's loyalty is first to his kingdom, yes, but second to Spock alone, and he will go to war for him.
I need crazy stupid devotion, that's what I need!!!!
#anyways if you want recs for royalty aus with princes i'll recommend#To Be Wed by ThereBeWhalesHere#The Royal We by indeedcaptain#and#Strange Wings by Herenya_writes#i just feel like the whole spirk dynamic lines up SUPER WELL with the king-and-advisor type dynamic#spock would be saying things like “You are my king. I am loyal to you alone.” and then diving in front of assassins for him#which kirk would hate because HE wants to dive in front of assassins for SPOCK#“it's my turn to be self-sacrificial for you! why? because i said so. i'm the king.”#spock would also constantly be calling kirk “sire” or “my lord”#anyways spock getting injured stopping an assassin followed by kirk going absolutely scorched earth on whoever DARED hurt his favorite#people would try to imply that spock wasn't fully loyal to kirk (bc he's vulcan) and kirk would be like “get out of my sight”#and of course all of this also works with mcspirk. toss the court physician into the mix#but the king + special advisor is just one hell of a dynamic so that's what the post is focusing on lmao#spock & bones (& the rest of the crew too) being under kirk's absolute protection.#everyone in the palace would know that hurting or being rude to any of them would earn you Instant consequences#tos#star trek tos#spirk#james t kirk#spock
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look we all know that aziraphale is mr. fiddlesticks-not-fuck and dearie-me-good-gracious, but my favorite thing about him is that there is also, at all times, a fuck-shit little bastard inside of him just begging to be let loose. he's petty, he's passive aggressive, and the Second he decides that playing by heaven's rules isn't going to help anybody, it's all "i know who you are, you idiot!" and "you STUPID man" and "FUCK"
#i'm so passionate about his portrayal in the book as this glass-closeted dickhead and i will advocate for it every day of my life#he and crowley would literally never have worked if aziraphale wasn't a little mean and conniving himself#i mean the man Disappears people who try to coerce him into selling his shop for god's sake#he is Known for scowling and skulking and being rude as hell to everyone who so much as thinks about buying a book from him#and we all saw how much he Enjoyed taunting beelzebub & michael in the bathtub scene#and yes at the same time he is kind and darling and anxious and proper and everything we love about him#but by GOD i live for the moments where he's just a little bit of an asshole just because he can be#imo michael sheen absolutely Nailed the aura of the lovely (slightly bitchy) old queen whose customer service voice doubles as a threat#aziraphale#good omens
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See like the only reason I think the others seriously believed Curly may have crashed the ship is cause he basically had a 30 Rock "I lie to myself" momentary breakdown in front of them after one too many mocktails and like completely forgot about it.
#gee cap how do you handle all the responsibilty and stress of running such a fragile ship and crew? and Curly is gripping their shoulder#hard as hell cause hes not but he lies to himself and pushes it deep down until its buried.#him and daisuke are hanging on by a thread cause no way Daisuke isnt thinking in the back of his mind#“like omg why are you all so negative all the freakin time” and Curly is just listening to Daisuke breaking another pipe Swansea being rude#Jimmy being Jimmy and worrying about Anya like yeah i need more pre crash Jimmy being like what if I ended it just once or like tweaking ou#in his room in private like shutting the door screaming and then being like I will take responsibility for my crew *eye twitch*#also personal thought is he was also depressed and suicidal but in the way he really doesnt care what happens to him as long as everyone#else was fine like he wanted more in his life but he was also willing to let it pass him by as he laments how he felt he wasnt living for#anything and how it was affecting him before Jimmy shut him down#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing curly#captain curly#like pls i need to see more jaded curly like only Daisuke is truly hopeful and its literally because he would've lost nothing at the end of#the trip and hes like a college second semester freshman or whatever#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing spoilers
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oh i'm down bad for him like it's actually not funny anymore
#nct#nct dream#nct u#jaemin#na jaemin#nana#narcissism#this live was something else#the black hair you guys#he is insanely beautiful#ethereal actually#but also what the hell#he is just rude#that damn smirk#and his arms i-#his furr babies🥹#my favourite cat dad#i want someone (him) to look at me the way he looks at his cats#na jaemin i love you so much#czennie#💚
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Skuld in quantum design :)
#kingdom hearts#kh#khux#khux Skuld#kh skuld#kingdom hearts Skuld#skuld kh#Skuld kingdom hearts#got distracted from typing the tags by going to watch cutscenes with Skuld my friend Skuld in them#I love her#design notes: she got the scarf because it reminded her of Ephemer AND Braig#you can’t see it but under it she has a star necklace that reminded her of Player#this is based on the subject x Skuld theory! hence the scar. she got it either from just player or got one of the lines from fighting#darkness and the other from player idk#her coat was given to her by Braig/Luxu when he broke her out of radiant garden! it’s slightly too small for her now#she’s tall!!! to me. over 6ft. not quite Lea but still tall#her earrings are the only things that survived from her original outfit. everything else is new#she doesn’t have gloves because I forgo. then I was really happy with how I shaded the hand so I’m not putting gloves on her now.#but she probably does have them#she’s been living in Quantum for a while and is sorta tied up in some illegal shit but nothing really bad.#her and Strelitzia are friends!!! they met at a coffee shop when it was raining and Shuld was the only one with an umbrella#they didn’t realise they were both from daybreak until Skuld saw a painting Strez did and broke down crying.#her memory is still kinda fucked. when she first arrived in Quantum she didn’t remember her name yet and went by X.#she started collecting things that reminded her of the friends she couldn’t quite remember. she’s got a shoe box or two of trinkets#she also will get something if it reminds her of Lea/Isa because even if being in RG was hell she still misses them.#also Vanitas is there. he’s her terrible little brother who bites people. she loves him. he is the only reason she knows her own name#she found him and her heart recognised him as Ventus her brother Ventus. she knows he’s not all of Ventus now but it’s too late#he’s her little brother now. she’s trying to rehabilitate him like taming a feral kitten. he’s switching between ‘I want to be loved’ and#‘I’m evil fuck you’. she introduces as ‘this is my evil brother he is terrible and rude but we’re working on it and I love him.’#she would get along great with Sora I think.
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Lucien's color skin
Recently, I've been seeing discourse around Lucien's heritage/skin color and it seems artists in this fandom can't agree on one skin color and feature (like archeron sisters' hair color💀) so I wanted to give my two cent on this, based on canon and sjm herself.
Feature:
So back in 2017, which is the year acowar was released, Charlie Bowater was commissioned by sjm to do a coloring book for acowar, mentioned in this post that sjm imagined Helion as Persian/Iranian.
And normally Persian feature contain strong, straight nose and most of the time with a bump at the top of the nose, definitely tick, black brows (unibrow are a symbol for Iranians and if you look at their traditional art style most of women and men have unibrow), and cat like eyes or as Charlie said tilted eyes.
I've seen so many artist draw Helion/Lucien with Black feature, which are not the same as Persian feature.
note: In these arts, there is a huge chance that they have the wrong skin color due to the belief that lighter skin color, the better or more beautiful. The classic racism... This idea isn't that potent in Iran anymore.
This is what Helion looks like based on that post and how sjm pictured him:
Thick brows and strong nose. It was also mentioned in the books that he uses kohl for his eyes which imo gave him away as middle-eastern.
Skin color:
Now this is what we have on Helion's skin color in acowar ~ chapter 43:
A golden cuff of an upright serpent encircled one powerful bicep, offsetting his near-glowing dark skin, and a radiant crown of golden spikes—the rays of the sun, I realized—glistened atop his onyx hair.
Acosf ~ chapter 41:
His dark brown skin gleamed over the strong muscles of his bare thighs and legs, ... ... and the spiked golden crown atop his shoulder-length black hair.
And for Lucien which we're gonna use the description in acowar ~ chapter 47 and not the one in acotar since sjm has retcon it:
Look at him. The nose is the same, the smile. The voice. Even Lucien’s skin is darker than his brothers’. A golden brown compared to their pale coloring.
Let's see Persian's skin range color:
Helion being dark skinned can mean many range of skin color. But sjm saying he is a middle eastern, it narrows down his skin color pretty well.
White-passing?
I also wanted to address why he's not white-passing since there's no such thing as white-passing. Even if Lucien's skin were white as paper his feature would've been pretty obvious. Do you call a black person who has Albinism, white or they're white-passing? It is clear that they have black parents/heritage but because of their condition their skin might not be the same dark skin as their parents.
The same can be said about Lucien. If his skin was the same as his brothers', his face would've betray him anyway but still sjm retcon it and turned his skin to golden brown. All the more reason that Beron is aware of him not being is blood son.
note: people are free to have their own interpretations ofc but I tried to prove this based on everything we have at hand :)
#I really hope I don't get in trouble for this#please if I said something offensive or I was wrong let me know#lucien vanserra#lucien acotar#pro lucien vanserra#helion#helion acotar#day court#autumn court#when I read the book for the first time I never imagined him as black but I knew he was at the very least brown#then I looked at all the helion fanarts and I was confused as hell#but then I was lazy to check again lol#and I found this post and it confirmed my suspicious#that some of you only know black and white skin and nothing in between😭💀#sorry for being so rude lol but it's true...
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I love that xie lian is generally pretty outwardly polite even if he's rude in his head, but there are two people who he will just be bluntly rude to, and that's the person who's been the biggest source of traumatic torment in his whole life, and his shitty cousin
#tgcf#he's so funny#the whole time he's threatening qi rong with violence you can tell he's wanted to do this for a long time#now the playing field is even and qi rong is already dead so he can threaten him with as much violence as he likes!#and every time he's rude to white no face i eat that up#him being like you must be ugly as hell under that mask KILLED me#and him realizing how old jun wu is and then proceeding to call him variations on 'you old hag'#so funny. xie lian i love you
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are dms allowed instead of asks to talk to you (just chat)? or is that just mutuals /genq
its only open for mutuals for now! just out of worry of getting anything rude (i have already gotten a few aggressive asks before lmao) + im very easily overwhelmed and would rather stick to a small pool of people at the moment
#ask#mutuals can hunt me for sport if they would like#only if they know that sometimes it'll take 3-4 business days to get back to them#back in my old community i had a really direct avenue of communication to my followers and people-#-would like. generally use it to be rude and parasocial to my face. i didnt like the familiarity it fostered#although people here have been a lot more respectful so that's a fear thats been waning#lmao that one person that said i drew all of my male characters ''like femboys'' and called me close-minded when i tried to ask him wtf he-#-meant by that#that description of the conversation actually does not properly encompass how insane that person was being but like#in retrospect i think he was just a transphobe#i made a lot of furry content and as an (at the time) teen female creator around#a bunch of adult centrist white men .... it was hell#let's just say i will NEVER make a discord server for fans of my content ever again
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