#rude 😭😭😭

[lavenderedhoney]

She's always soooo hungry for me after I've been on my period. Not being able to taste my cunt for a week kills her! So last night she plowed me 2 or 3 times and then sat me on her face and made me cum so fucking hard that I could barely walk afterward. It was pretty great 🥴

(This post is about trans + lesbian sex. DNI if you: are a cishet man, are under 18, do not have your age on your blog, or post agepl-y, dd/lg, hard cnc, r-pe play, inc-st kink, dyke/breaking content, mis/gendering kink, or d-trans kink)

[kacievvbbbb]

Sabo really got that serial killer rizz about him

Like look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man that has several things wrong with him and he's about to make each and every one of them and this rusty pipe, your problem.

Fucking two steps away from "you wanna know how i got these scars", ass look.

He goes from so adorable, bending so koala can put on his hat, to I have not a single polite gene in my body and I will destroy you mentally before I destroy you physically to Just straight beating people's asses with a pipe like a thug

I'm obsessed with him.

[mistressemmedi]

Funniest set of tags I've ever seen on a Formula 1 post

[angstflavoured]

sorry charlie fucking hanging out with glep and making the snowman; complimenting allan and saying how handsome and smart he is; saying the Boss is the funniest person he knows; charlies bitch ass will do just abt anything but be nice to pim

[fumifooms]

Holy crap Fujimoto is godly for this

The way there is so much emotion? In Chainsaw Man’s nonexistent face? This is a feat of excellent paneling and mood building AND HOLY CRAP

Wanting to save Asa is making Denji talk about his feelings?? Denji who just before cut up his brain and uses deflection and distraction as coping mechanisms and is like so emotionally unaware suddenly feels comfortable enough to share about his shitty life and his world outlook and his own coping mechanisms through talking about animals and stuff??! Oh my god

They are connecting and it’s so touching

[the-blue-wraith]

[mctwinkdom]

Oscar 🤝 getting penalized after being in the top3

[gunsatthaphan]

#never over it.

[kidbutcher]

Ryan, a 12 year old boy, isn't responsible for the choices the adults in his life make like 😭? He didn't ask to be in this situation, and he would've been happy just living with his mother, but regardless he got caught in the middle of this chaos and it's not his fault!!! None of it is </3

He's just a lonely boy wanting a normal life with a family that loves him. You can't hold that over his head, he's just a little guy

[fob4ever]

also i do think its funny that pwentz was this like hotshot jock chicago hardcore scene king popular kid who couldve probably gotten the best of the best to play in his new band BUT THEN he was introduced to this random absolutely SWAGLESS teenage nerd who he had NO relation to who had fashion so bad he still remembers it decades later . and instead of being like Who tf is this lol. he was like Woah. i actually need to study him. forever. Even

[hualianisms]

on twitter here and here, forayuarchive has been talking about how LLH & FDB really act like an old married couple, and i couldn't stop thinking about it too. as a native chinese speaker, the level of informality, familiarity and bickering, in how FDB and LLH speak to one another (especially in the later episodes) are reminiscent of how bickering old married chinese couples are often depicted.

when FDB is angry/upset at LLH, he calls him "死莲花" - "Damn Lotus/Damn Lianhua". the way FDB says it is in a manner where you might imagine old spouses scolding one another when nagging/bickering (to clarify, it's not romantic per se, but it's extremely informal & familiar).

for example, in ep 35, FDB calls him Damn Lotus in the note he left LLH when he went to look for the styx flower. CN fanghua fans on weibo managed to painstakingly transcribe the note (see forayuarchive's tweet about it here with the eng translation) - it's extremely informal and reads like a short note a spouse/partner would write when leaving their shared home in a hurry.

i also still can't believe LLH calls FDB "xiaobao", it speaks for itself. 小宝 Xiao Bao (literal meaning is "little treasure") is usually something you call literal babies/children AND is FDB's family nickname for him so if you're calling a grown man that in front of his parents and his colleagues and strangers and literally everyone, then he's either your biological family or he's your bf/partner. (it's a level of intimacy that would make me feel embarrassed as a third party hearing LLH call FDB that in front of everyone😭)

and not to mention the deleted line of FDB calling a sick/unconscious LLH "xiaohua'er". (see video & meta of the deleted line by forayuarchive here, translation of the deleted line by ttiesanjiao here). xiaohua'er is so intimate, definitely something one might call a lover 😭

(*for more name meta, see forayuarchive's twitter thread meta about all the names that FDB and LLH call one another, and in what situations each particular name is used)

in any case these are NOT what a disciple calls his shifu or a son calls his dad. these nicknames are far too informal and familiar - no son talks to his father like that and no disciple talks to his shifu like that. (now, an angry spouse however...)

(there's also the fact that FDB explicitly rejects their relationship as being anything other than that between 2 adult equals - when LLH jokes that FDB should bow to him as disciple, FDB immediately rejects the idea, saying that he was only joking about wanting to be LLH's disciple, that FDB is too old now. he firmly sees himself as an adult equal to LLH.)

tl;dr within months of knowing each other, LLH & FDB act as familiar as an old couple 10 years married, skipping the entire courtship stage 😭

[reichenbachfalle]

our circle of Hidden in Plain Sight from a few candela obscura one shots!! from left to right: knyazhich Veles Romanoff (occultist), Erin Wood (criminal), professor Erika Loveheart (....professor), Nadia Kshatri (explorer)

(veles) "and then, miss wood, I tell him..." (miss wood) "shall we tell him..?" (nadia) "nah"

[pseudophan]

Dan gets really defensive everytime they mention the topic of dating and love in general which makes me uncomfortable. I think thats why people are saying the video was off bc that’s exactly how I felt too idk dan pretending he thinks phils is so gross (hyperbolic) he can’t come up with three compliments made me cringe so bad i had to stop watching

if only there was a reason dan might be hardwired to play everything like that off as a joke. look i understand being uncomfortable by it or whatever but you guys will just have to live with it i guess, not quite sure what anyone else is supposed to do with that. you'll get over it or dan will get over it we'll see what comes first, i'm gonna continue to enjoy the videos in nuanced peace though

[theghoulboysblog]

ryan bergara vs. compliments, a long running battle.

[sabertoothwalrus]

do you know PricklyAlpaca on youtube / instagram? they just posted a video where they designed a bunch of cursed circus performers which i thought you might like :) https://youtu.be/WIlfk10YHlE?si=m62T8GCM67gJCMwQ

you didn’t know this so I can’t fault you for it but I feel bad because people send me clown stuff all the time and it’s SO SWEET that people, especially strangers, see things and think of me, but I actually kind of hate edgy clowns 🙈 I’m actually kinda picky about what “clowncore” stuff I like and it’s so frustrating that everything from horror clowns to birthday clowns falls under it even though they’re totally different. If there’s blood or knives or smeared makeup I want that as far away from my clowns as possible. it’s not even that I don’t like horror!! I just don’t want clowns in my horror. clowns should be silly and cheer people up :o)

but it’s not just edgy clowns I’m also not really into like, heavily ornamented lacy beaded embroidered “clowns”. They’re pretty, but they’re barely clowns to me. I tend to like ones that look more like clown plushies made for babies. or troll dolls. or muppets.

like look at these lil guys

[dulcevenganzaa]

My Chemical Romance, 2006 by Klaus Thymann