Tis the season on Twist Mountain! Elesa, from Sinnoh, happily tromps around in the cold. Emmet remains undefeated champion of snowball fights. Ingo shivers his way across the clearing.
Had a dream that the Bachelor route of pathologic 2 came out and Daniil was SO small and SO angry that it was a gameplay feature… like his walking speed was abysmal but he’d walk faster if he got angry so ppl were finding ways to piss off npcs in conversation and timing it so that they’d just stop every now and then on their trek across town to argue with a drunkard and keep powerwalking
map with a possible route and shots from the show for anyone else who has been Wondering
vault 33 → Filly: 4-8 hrs, 10-21 mi
Filly → place where Lucy cuts Wilzig's head off: 2-5 hrs, 5-14 mi. it rly depends on where the hell Filly is (I've mistakenly highlighted LAX but it's further south than that just pretend for me I can't fix it now jfncnfkf)
Wilzig's body → lake with Gulper in it: 7 hrs, 17 mi. right by Universal Studios, btw
the ghoul drags her off course here
Gulper → Hollywood walk of fame: 3 hrs, 6 mi
walk of fame → super duper mart: according to the wiki super duper mart is near santa monica boulevard so i highlighted the whole thing, but it only makes sense for them to go through the walk of fame if it's the east side of the blvd,, 😥 anyways, it's a short walk, like 30 min and 1.5 mi tops
super duper mart → Max/Shady Sands → vault 4: Lucy links up w Maximus somewhere close, and they visit Shady Sands before wandering into Hawthorne medical labs/vault 4. I dunno how to estimate this part of the journey, they could've gone anywhere in that blue area
they spend more than one day at vault 4, I think. Lucy also mentions being on the surface for about two weeks when they leave
vault 4 → radio station with fiddle guy: 4-6 hrs, 10-15 mi
radio station → Griffith Observatory: 2-3 hrs, 4-7 mi
travel time: ~25-40 hrs
total distance: 60-100 miles
added some stuff, but the photos and locations are based mainly off this reddit post
Not sure if there's anything official- based only on a vaguely similar shape and location and seemingly supported by the map pictures released by Dreamworks TV recently, would Yaz's island be Frank Island in Yellowstone National Park? Only for JWE2 building reference purposes 😁
It's possible it was used for some visual inspiration, but I think the EXACT location in Wyoming was probably meant to be a little vague, as a fictional location.
I'm still missing a few misc trophies concerning the open world but all story and collectible-related trophies are done. (The worst was the books mainly because I got lost trying to get the last - main story gated - book and my RL bad sense of direction showed itself once more)
Anyway... wanna see the funniest glitch I got?
I'm putting it underneath the Keep Reading because of spoilers, but my god, I could not take the scene seriously because of the 'uninvited quest'
But hey, if anyone wants to see the jinni in better lighting, here ya go.
pov a huge twewy/ntwewy nerd visits shibuya part 2
ramen town baby!!! yeah i was not about to climb that whole hill even though it really wasn’t that steep. dogenzaka beloved
you only visit this place once in the main game but there are so so many things i could say about it. man the neku-josh-sho week 2 dynamic was the wildest and funniest thing in the world
spain hill (from above) (idk uhh what’s iconic about here?) (i didn’t trip on any haunted step that much i know)
the vibes of this place… not accessible until so late in the game (in both games) but so good both times. like the story beats that happened here were always excellent. i always loved being at shibuya stream in ntwewy it was beyond surreal stepping out of the station and just actually being here irl
le susukichi boss fight (and some more cool puzzles)
shibuya hikarie! not much to say here but the food you find here in ntwewy looked so good man i need to actually eat more while here
there are a few more actually oops! part 3 momentarily