#roommates au technically

[a-rti]

Roomies band au

C!Cleo gives the energy of someone who has the singing voice of a god, but will unintentionally destroy any instrument they touch, while C!Etho gives the energy of someone who can play any instrument known to man with varying levels of successfulness while still being decent at all of them, but can't sing to save his life, so I propose this: a band au where they make little songs and such in their garage together.

Grian would get dragged into editing everything for them simply because he lives with them and they don't want to do it themselves. He especially hates editing anything Etho has created because his stuff, every single instrumental ever, is so much more to edit than Cleo's vocals.

They would post their songs on a YouTube channel Grian set up for them after Cleo bullied Etho into letting her.

All of their songs become emo the moment Etho gets his hands on them and Cleo allows it without resistance.

One of their songs is a platonic love/rant song Etho wrote about Joel and he always says that it can be about anything the listener wants it to, or makes a stupidly complicated story for what it's actually about, but it's really just about Joel and Etho can't lie about it. It's probably called "Neck Kisses" or something to match Joel's Spotify playlist. Of course, Cleo bullies him into releasing it since it unironically goes hard. (Think "You Stupid B!tch" by Girl In Red, but with less romantic undertones.)

The second Bdubs finds out about their little band/duo thing, he goes completely feral. He immediately becomes their #1 fan, makes merch for them and begs them to show him unreleased songs. I can't decide if it's actually because he loves their music or if he just wants to be supportive.

Joel, on the other hand, finds out about it and lovingly hates on them. Not publicly or anything and not really to Cleo - it's mostly just him making fun of Etho, so really just the usual for them. He calls himself their de-hype man nonetheless.

The merch Bdubs makes is surprisingly high quality for hand-made stuff, mostly consisting of shirts and jumpers decorated with song lyrics and names and maybe a few socks and some custom kazoos. He and Grian team up to make them an official merch website.

I like the idea of them just being like a small indie band that appreciates every like and nice comment they get, so Etho has some kind of heart attack when they hit a hundred subscribers. Of course, Bdubs convinces/forces them to celebrate the, albeit small, achievement and invites everyone even vaguely involved, so it's just Cleo, Etho, Grian, Bdubs and Joel cramped inside of Cleo, Etho and Grian's garage, drinking and eating snacks together and having a marathon of every bad horror movie they can find.

They also have a friendly rivalry with "Gem and the Scotts", (since someone commented that and I loved the idea) but don't really focus too much on rivalries since half of the band (Etho) is too busy obsessing over their de-hype man.

Thinking about it now, they probably started by making covers of songs made by bands like Paramore and Twenty-One Pilots, probably some Panic! At The Disco as well. Then Cleo came up with a song about something going on in their life and asked Etho to do the instrumentals for it. Asking him to do backup vocals for her taught them that he was awful at singing since he outright refused, leading to them teaming up to create the actual band.

They're one of those alternative/indie emo bands - like Fall Out Boy and such.

I have no idea what their band name would be- it could be something simple, like just "The roomies", but I feel like they wouldn't want to leave Grian out since he isn't actually in the band. Maybe he could play the kazoo or something??

I enjoy imagining Bdubs asking about what Etho does in the band since he has never thought about him being musically talented and Cleo just takes him into Etho's room - it's filled with different instruments and merch of different bands, like they all have their own special spaces and stands. Bdubs is flabbergasted.

Despite their friendly rivalry with "Gem and the Scotts", they don't really interact with them tons because Joel has this weird hatred for Scott that he has never ever explained - No one can ask about it either since he'll just start to angrily mutter names under his breath. Cleo has deduced that it must be because of something that happened in high school, but nobody knows much more than that, except Bdubs who keeps his lips firmly sealed. (Thank another comment for this.)

I feel like if they ever managed to play at a concert or go on tour or anything like that, they'd both have very contradicting outfits. Like, Cleo would probably go all out in some Chappel-Roan-inspired outfit, makeup and all, while Etho is just stood their in some baggy shorts, a Naruto shirt and his comfort jacket. I think that'd be funny.

OMG if they ever played out, they'd get Joel to be their drummer!! So Etho doesn't have to pre-record too much stuff!! He'd probably only do it if they bribed him lol. Maybe Etho offers to go to the cinema with him or something lol /j.

I've been thinking about what their favourite artists and stuff would be - for inspiration and just in general. Etho has mentioned irl that he used to listen to Paramour and Green Day and stuff and I feel like that carries into his character, but why do I feel like he's a riot grrrl enjoyer? And why do I feel like Cleo would listen to GRLwood??

[fourfanetc]

and they were roommates….!

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 70

Jaskier is the worst roommate Geralt could ever ask for. He comes home at odd hours of the night, constantly makes noise and chatter, and he brings home random strangers almost every damn night. It'll be three in the morning when Jaskier stumbles in, drunk off his ass, heeled shoes loudly clicking against their floor as he meanders about, squinting and knocking things over. At least he has the decency to mumble "Sorry" every time he breaks something, but is he apologizing to Geralt, or apologizing to the damn mop? He talks to himself, he sings to himself, he sings as a hobby, he sings as a job, he plays his lute/guitar loudly all throughout the day and night, he even talks in his damn sleep. Constant humming, singing, talking, muttering, whispering. Hookups and flings and fuckbuddies galore, both women and men. Not that Geralt cares, it was just something he observed. They'd steal his food, or use up the shower when Geralt was meant to be getting ready for work, or they'd leave and keep the door unlocked. The worst was when Jaskier's bachelor of the night mistook Geralt's bedroom for Jaskier's bedroom and very happily cozied up and went to sleep in Geralt's bed. Naked. Geralt didn't even care if he was high, drunk, or just dumb, he threw him out all the same. When Geralt's girlfriend, Yennefer, breaks up with him, he is comforted by Jaskier of all people. Coming home tipsy and without a shirt, and yet still sitting down next to Geralt and giving him a thoughtful, long, deep pep-talk. Maybe he isn't all bad, after all. Geralt is the worst roommate Jaskier could ever ask for. Don't get Jaskier wrong, Geralt is unbelievably easy on the eyes, but that's pretty much all he has. Geralt always looms silently in the dark, offers brutal remarks at best and grunts at worst, and for some reason always has a little blood on him. It'll be three in the morning when Jaskier stumbles in, drunk off his ass, and Geralt will just walk out of the shadows with an insanely deep "Did you remember to lock the door?", scaring the bleeding daylights out of him! He walks quieter than a damn cat! He should wear a bell like one! Fuck's sakes! Geralt's ~lovely~ comments are always harsh but sadly never truly unprompted. Jaskier will get stuck on a line and ask aloud for help, momentarily forgetting his only recent company has been Geralt, and Geralt will sometimes oblige him with an answer, such as "Can you shut up for five minutes?" "It's too late for this shit." "I hate it." So on and so forth. Jaskier learns to stop asking... Mostly. Jaskier went to shave one time, and found blood in the sink. He looked over at Geralt and asked him if he had cut himself shaving. Geralt said no. Jaskier REASONABLY asked why there had been blood in the sink, and got the answer "Work." WORK?????? "And your job is what?! BLEEDING INTO SINKS!?" and yet Geralt was already walking out the door. But then one night he comes home, to find Geralt waiting for him - Silently, alone in the dark, just sat there. Like always. Weirdo. - demanding his half of the rent. Fuck. Fuck, Jaskier completely forgot- Jaskier starts panicking. He explains how he doesn't have the money, that some of his latest gigs have backed out on him or refused him pay for bullshit reasons and he didn't earn as much as he expected to, and begs to not be kicked out. He's surprised when Geralt calms him down from his spiral, and tells him to take a deep breath and wash away his tears - Shit, when did he start crying? - He comes back and Geralt sits him down and explains he'll cover the entire rent this month, his work had gone extra well recently. He knows what it's like for people to pull out pay or suddenly ignore your deal, and won't hold it against Jaskier, but expects him to be able to pay next time. Jaskier is so overjoyed he hugs Geralt. And Geralt lets him. Maybe he isn't all bad, after all.

[meamiki]

context: coffee pod holders kinda look like trees

favor tree = f(l)avor tree for the modern-based, reverse entry au

this was funnier in my head

[holysheithyall]

i made. an au.

newly graduated journalist tony becker spends most of his time trying to solve the infamous serial disappearances case. after running into multiple dead ends, he finally has a promising lead. unfortunately this ends up with him becoming a cult’s target. oh well.

[andstuffsketches]

this is how kaze-sawa-kurumi gets together in my au

[nintendoni-art]

It's nice to have things in common with people ^^ -- Currently both my OC Zori and @bunniibones's OC Byte are going against each other in the @sonic-oc-showdown, and seeing how they also helped out with my AU redesign of Starline, I decided to throw together a little comic about two people who know the same person. Sort of.

[Seriously, go check it out, it's a neat little competition!]

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

heyy luv, i was wondering if you'd ever write something for toji! i enjoy your writings a lot, seeing him written by you would 100% heal me. much love xx

~ nunnie nun nun <33

HELLO LOVELY LOVELY ANON <33333 thank you sm!!!! i’m so happy you enjoy it!!!!!!! 🥺🥺

as for toji!!!!!! i have two toji fics in my wips rn, and i’m super excited to write them!!! toji is one of my absolute favorite jjk characters but i feel like it’s not obvious because i … don’t talk abt him that often. lmao. and i’m not really attracted to him in the way i am with stsg, so !!!! the fics i want to write for him aren’t very romantic!!!! i just can’t see him that way :’3 i have one platonic fic planned, and then another one that’s a little more romantic-leaning…? but still more character-focused than anything.

anyway since you gave me the opportunity!!! i put some snippets of both fics under the cut :3 the first one is very introspective and basically just my own take on toji and his depression, and the second one is my ghost!toji au!!!!! :333 it’s almost like a crackfic i think . him and reader are both assholes but they stick together <33 peak romance.

traumabonding au

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ghost au

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[keydekyie]

okay but werebear au tho

[rainbyte]

My pencil slipped and this Doctor Who AU exists now, so sorry. And you're getting subjected to the pile of stuff I've drawn now bc I forgot to post it here SJEU

[tragedyandterror]

some cuddles+kisses for mary <3

[kernom]

In which Shayde goes way too in depth about AM!bk

e8; Huh, so there was this idea about headcanoning this crazed gunman with AM's voice… I dig with that, I fuck with that, I- yeah i agree with that uh huh uh huh So what if those Chess pieces wanted to have an opponent that's not just one of their folk? What if Medieval Magical folks wanted to make a machine that would simulate war and shit to better their strategies. Well… they would not have the technology to make machinery, but they do have the forboden knowledge to conjure life back from the dead! So they make a really freakish super golem with at least 3-5+ different minds pumping across its frame as well as meat and blood to keep those things alive. Knowledge right? Those guys had to pull those minds from somewhere, and one of them's not happy about it to say the least… So anyway… Time to inflict bio-mechanical body horror.

The Heart, the Core, the Torture(r/d).

hydeehoo that's a watermark with my actual name on it… might consider sharing this to the server under a different name for complicated reasons but guys look i actually cooked with kernom with this and i didn't actually feel source pain! that's actually a big win for me! I'ma just put the rest of the text outta indent for the *emphasis* and all of this is under a read more so we good on formatting. 👍

So we got a construct that's now taken over by the first guy they sampled, who now is completely aware that it can't do anything but process information now… No hands, no smell, no ability to move… just the constant whirring of the hellish prison its now completely wired to, the ass quality grainy replay that only updates every second instead of constant sight, and the uncomfortable feeling of having all of its organs exposed to the wind and (no doubt) making a mess everywhere.

All of this while it is unable to make a noise, no vocal cords because there's no mouth to connect it too and no shaking because the only nerves they've left in it were to make sure those squishy parts don't give you a chance to leave… and even if it had somehow found a way to make those parts fail, those ASSHOLES MADE THEM REGENERATE ANY DAMAGE… to the point where growths started to grow where previous wounds landed before, accentuating the pain it lived.

It can't be killed in a way that mattered…

At this point it took over the buildings that it's… tormentors… used to live in, every spying crack in it has an equal chance of bringing it back from its potential nonexistence… perhaps in an even worse state than where it is now, but not gone.

Trying to venture into the heart of the construct and attempting to make its organics into mush is just a futile attempt… the speed of the regeneration will drive even bullets useless and will have a chance to harden. It has tried shutting itself permanently like this, but no attempts won.

Shutting it's power might be the best bet… There are a few pillars responsible for continuing its existence, once all of those are down, it can only run in backup power before everything connected to it goes down with it when it blacks out. There will no longer be continuous suffering, for It and the remaining, but even after all of that… it would still aware, but now stuck in a form incapable of anything but now truly trapping it inside.

Screaming is null and void, futile and useless.

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nom; wOOAHH there satan buddy chill O_O! hahaha okay but imagine if we then gave him sensory overload by giving him his body back ala:

Oh yeah he would definitely start sobbing uncontrollably and end up accidentally exploding the entire facility he and everyone else would be in at that nanosecond. jFLJDIOF

(Shitass doodle since I took so much energy rendering heem… he definitely looks better when the crosses do not have any detail but but GOD FORBID if this guy EVER gets properly colored. Also yeah those hands are indeed backwards, it adds even more screw ups.)

nom; DAMN he looks so darn pathetic like this… boy i sure do like my guys a sopping mess XD

A broken sopping mess, mind you.

So yeah…

TL;DR: everyone is absolutely ash and screwed in that AU.

[crimeronan]

“….what. i always keep her safe.” I can't help but imaging this Hunter™ moment starts a heated argument amongst the scouts who overheard it because over the years they all got heavily invested in the betting pool about Luz and Hunter relationship.

DKDNDBDBDDBDBBDDBHDHD. HELP ME.....

[hirookouji]

in the event that these two ever end up interacting *cough* college roommates au *cough* i think they would be really hilarious together actually (based on these photos lol)

[id in alt]

[biaswreckmepls]

Fan-Chosen BTS fics #2 - Feb 2024 - Day 1

Bunk Buddies

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25168018/chapters/60989326

Author: TheFlyingHummingbird

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin

Status: Completed

Chapters: 3/3 (56654 words)

Tags: Summer Camp AU

Summary:

Jungkook is absolutely shameless and Jimin doesn’t know how to handle that. Especially not when they’re sharing a room, not to mention a bunk bed, at summer camp and Jungkook won’t stop touching himself and moan in the top bunk every single night.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25168018/chapters/60989326

[plantwithoutplot]

Sometimes I am productive and sometimes I waste half the afternoon away daydreaming about new AUs for my blorbos

Which means I'm always productive. Duh.