#roomate quotes

[cottoncandytoomuchcheese]

"I'm going to be attacked by dogs in 3 minutes"

[lifea16]

Moxxie: I can't tell whether Stolas joining IMP was a good thing or not, Because on the one hand, I have much less paperwork to do, and Blitz seems much happier and more stable. On the other hand- Blitz *through the office door*: Fuck yes Stols, there, there! Moxxie: That

[sxphr]

Yoko, watching Enid and Wednesday: I've had enough of this, I'm gonna go say something.

Divina: Say what? 'Oh we're all aware that you guys are not just friends and would appreciate it if you guys admitted that you're in love with each other.'

Yoko: Yeah.

Yoko, slinking back in her seat: No

Bianca, from the doorway: My god, will you two just make out already and get it over with. This is getting old.

[thr-333]

Raph: silly goose

Mikey: >:(

Raph: serious goose! SERIOUS GOOSE

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Asmo: It shows your body!!! :)

Levi : It shows my body :(

[causeofchernobyl]

that one scene in hamlet

Hamlet: yeah we bros, but I’d let you bang me

Horatio: SIR!?

[omgcatboi]

I want to sit on top of your belly and stuff you. I want to massage your bloated, overfed, beautiful tummy and sprinkle it with kisses. I want to feel your belly on top of my smaller one and on top of my face. I want to bury my face in your belly and moobs. I want to dig around in your navel with my finger while kissing your moobs and and jiggling your tummy. I want to stick my tongue in your bellybutton and swirl it around violently. I want to praise you and love your body. I want to eat food off of your tummy and out of your bellybutton. I want to kiss your double chin and rub your belly. I then want to lay on top of your stomach and hear your food digest and fall asleep on you

Absolutely love the energy of this anon. They're about to implode from my sheer existence. Wait until u see how big I've been getting

[cinderellaboyincorectquotes]

Chase: There's nothing to do.... Buddy: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Chase: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.

<3

[saym0-0]

au where all of rens silly characters are all actually different people in rens extended family that like to hop on hermitcraft/adjacent servers just for the lols

bc they're werewolves/dog hybrids or whatever theyre a massivee family and they all grow up together on one server am i making sense??

like renbob is canonically different but also like ren the king and the red king and grimdog,, theyre all cousins ur honour

jono is also there 👍

[a-pair-of-iris]

Una serie de viñetas de Iris con el prompt domestic life del día 2 que lo tiramos para el 3 :P

La convivencia tiene sus por menores, pero también los pequeños encantos y momentos cómicos, que hay que vivirlos para encontrarles la gracia.

(I: Me inspiró un chiste viejo de internet del que apenas me enteré, y el generador de incorrect quotes que encontré cuando mi cabeza estaba seca de ideas asdf)

[elysian101]

i'm not blind, but even if i were, i'm pretty sure i could touch your face and understand just how fucking stunning you are.

The right move, Liz Tomforde

[lifea16]

Blitz *really wanting to say it but unsure if Stolas truely loves him back*: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Stolas: Yes. Blitz: Well... I love you Stols. Stolas:.. It back. *Later* Loona: Why is Blitz crying face-down on the floor?

[duckapus]

Meggy: I'm going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Bob: I'm going to commit the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crimes podcast.

[thr-333]

Leo: It's Pretty and Useless just like me

Mikey: Nooo honey, your not pretty

@alyss-geist-polter

Bonus:

[regaliasonata]

Ollie: I'm sorry Aiyon, I think we should part ways

Aiyon: I'm pregnant.

Zayto: Get me off this planet....

[silvershewolf247]

Glenda: Oh, hey you’re back.

Andy: Kid, what are you watering?

Glenda: Pot.

Andy: Pots of what?

Glenda: Pot. I’m not getting rid of it.

Andy: Are you kidding? That shit’s great