#ron weasley the boy who lived

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Harry: [to Ron] I'm not very exciting, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm from Little Whinging and I didn't know I was a wizard. The wildest thing I ever did was...leave Little Whinging when I found out I was a wizard.

[ch3rrybambi]

I'm curious who does everyone think is more powerful, Grindelwald or Voldemort?

[hxuse-xf-black]

Harry: It's over; we won. Hermione & Ron: *frantically gesturing at the horde of Death Eaters behind him* Harry: No. We won. I'm not looking at it. We won.

[hpseeker99]

Harry: Go big or go home! Ron and Hermione: We are begging you, just this one time, go home! Harry, jumping on a dragon: Imma go big

[too-young-for-maturity]

I live for the idea that as Albus Severus Potter grew up he kept hearing the stories of 'one of the bravest man his father knew' and 'the greatest wizard of all times' and very much realised how toxic and manipulative his namesake were. He turns seventeen and storms into the ministry of magic to get his name fuckin changed to nimbus firebolt potter or some shit.

[wafflinglumos]

Every time film Ron Weasley is hated on an angel loses its wings.

YES IT IS THAT SERIOUS(Sirius). IT IS. HE’S SO HUMAN, AND IS SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN SOME FREAKS GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

I love you Ron Weasley. I love you book canon Ron Weasley. I love you film canon Ron Weasley.

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

A Bed of Roses

A Bed of Roses (81556 words) by EtchJetty Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Homestuck, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rose Lalonde & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider & Rose Lalonde, Rose Lalonde & Roxy Lalonde & Dave Strider & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider & Hermione Granger, John Egbert & Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert/Rose Lalonde, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley Characters: Rose Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Hermione Granger, Jade Harley, Harry Potter, June Egbert Additional Tags: Female Harry Potter, Alternate Universe - Fusion, Hogwarts, Canon Compliant, Reincarnation, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Trans Character, References to Depression, Hogwarts First Year, Hogwarts Fourth Year, Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter), Slytherin Harry Potter, Hufflepuff Hermione Granger, Slytherin Ron Weasley, Trans John Egbert, Beta Timeline (Homestuck), Post-Sburb/Sgrub, Post-Sburb (Homestuck), Strilondes, Potterstuck Summary: Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley. The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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M^3 shamelessly admits that this is her absolute FAVORITE work by EtchJetty, and she is mesmerized by @classpectpokerap 's take on the Girl Who Lived! Sure, hp is a bit of a dangerous water to tread in, but this story is such a weird and wonderful twist on the source material that it transcends it! if you used to look at these lame wizard books with childlike wonder, you should check this out!

[weasleydailyprophet]

If you wondered why didn't Ron get affected by Mirror of Erised, that because Ron only wanted to know how'd Harry's parents look like since Harry told him about what'd he see from that mirror.

[disorganizedkitten]

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has educated more than seventy percent of the last three centuries’ historical figures. Foster siblings Harry Potter and Fay Dunbar-Black are beginning their first year there this fall, and they have plans. They’re not the only ones, though, and it seems like all plans have one kink in common - Harry’s twin brother, Connor; known for not dying when he should’ve. [or at least, known for being caught not dying.] Connor would like to go on record saying he’d love to stay out of this too. Between suspicious teachers, learning magic, the castle trying to murder their Ravenclaws, and Harry’s biological family trying to reconnect after ten years, everyone is busy. At least one thing hasn’t changed: the Wizarding World won’t know what hit them.

[the-corey-lynxx]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Harry Potter, Original Male Character(s), Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Wrong Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe, Character Death, (Lily and James), :(, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), POV Multiple, (adding tags as i go) Summary:

“We just need to hope that we’ll have the most amount of time together, ok? With our sons.” James said, trying to reassure Lily.

He gazed at Harry, his little bundle of joy. He wouldn’t be able to stand it if anything happened to him, their oldest child, their first-born son. And Will, who was curious about everything that he sees and is so, so talkative. He would die so that both of them would live. Or so that he wouldn’t live in a world where they were both weren’t in it.

Which one of you is the prophecy talking about… He thought desperately, the reason that they were locked up and caged, cowing in fear for their lives. They didn’t know and wasn’t that horrible? It might not be one of his kids, it could be referring to the Longbottom’s kid, Neville, instead…

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There are three children the prophecy could be referring to: Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and Will Potter

[plotandburn]

Wrong boy who lives meets Canon

ok so, before anything starts let's get to the rules:

The title of this prompt is "Wrong Boy who lived Meets Canon" so the canonverse has to follow the books down to a T untill the two universes colide (however feel free to correct any racist names and stereotypes and cases of Jk's bogotry against Slyterin's that you may find. i will not tolerate slander against Severus or Draco so if you hate them don't ever write a fict for this or any of my other plot bunnies. )

You don't have to stick with canon ships....in fact i heavily encourage that you don't (just please let be Bill be with Fleur, they are cute)

In neither of the universes you are allowed to pair Harry with Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville, Susan Bones, crab, goyle or any of the two other members of the golden trio.

No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed on both universes.

You must bash Ron Weasley in the WBWL universe and make him a bully cause wbwlharry needs a rival and i'd like for the WBL universe to be compleatly different from canonverse in terms of interactions. (so....yeah...don't pick this plot bunny if you're a apart of the ron Weasley defense sqaud)

Dumbledore must be bashed in the WBWL universe

Molly Weasley must also be bashed in the WBWL universe.

Dumbledore must be gay in both universes and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

you are not allowed to make wbwlharry OP but you can make him a genious.

you can make wbwlharry be a creature but that creature but that creature can't be an elf (of any kind) or a a naga.

if wbwlJames is evil,wbwlharry's patronus can't be a stag,for obvious reasons.

as there aren't nearly enough ficts with these tropes i've decided that:

Percy Weasley

Sirius Black

James Potter

and

either Fred, George or both

must be Slytherin's in the WBWL universe

while that universe's Severus Snape is a gryffindor.

15.poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

16. in both universes,Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

17. in both universes, Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

18 . in both universes, Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

19. in both universes,Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now with that out of the way, let's go:

So the basic premise of this plot bunny is that, when Sirius falls on the Veil in the battle of the ministry, Harry follows him, only the Veil is not a death device but a portal wich brings them to the universe of the Wrong Boy Who lived.

Now, as is a classical of this trope you must chose one of the follow:

A. James is evil and gave Lily a love potion to make her fall for him as well as casting the Imperious on her so that she allowed him to be as violent and neglectfull as he wishes to be with Harry.

B. Same as above but with Lily being the one to give James the potion and cast the imperium in a bid to marry the most popular guy at school (if you ever read Knowledge of the Gods by PreciousLadyAthena on Ao3. This Lilly is basically the one depicted in that story but more evil)

C. Jilly as a whole is evil and only care about Harry's oc sibbling/ the one dubbed as the chosen one.

D. Dumbledore spelled Jilly to be evil

Regardless, it is up to you to decide wbwlHarry's house and romantic interests.

I wanna see canonverse Sirius and Harry trying to help wbwlharry with his voldemort while wbwlharry helps them to get back home.

Make of that what you will

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Harry: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

Ron: Tied with what?

Harry: Every other freaking day of my life!

[hptheboywholived]

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ron:

Regulus, bitterly:

Harry, at the slightest inconvenience:

Harry, when his life's in danger:

Narcissa at a Death Eater meeting:

[storywriter12]

[awriterinthenight]

"And How Would You Like to Kiss a Smart Guy?"-Fred Weasley

requested: no

words: 1840

warnings: Molly complaining about the twins, reader is a Gryffindor and Sirius' daughter, also implied that reader is shorter to Fred

summary: When Molly complains about the twins, you defend then, especially Fred, leading to Sirius having old memories of Lily and James.

You could hear Molly Weasley yelling about something in the kitchen as you approached the door. Recently you, Harry, Hermione, and all the Weasley kids had been living in 12 Grimmauld Place, which is technically your family's house. Your dad had been hiding out there, and you had started living with him to make up for all the time lost while he was in Azkaban.

Grimmauld Place was starting to become your home and even feel like it. Ever since your Hogwarts letter came, the school has only ever felt like your real home. Many of your friendships were made there, your relationships all started there, and almost every happy memory was made at Hogwarts.

It was the place where you met Ron and Hermione on the train to Hogwarts. Then when you got sorted into Gryffindor you met Oliver Wood who was the Quidditch captain, and you became quick friends with him, due to you and Harry being on the team so young. It was also the place where you met the Weasley twins.

Ron had told you all about his oldest brother Bill, who now worked all the way in Egypt, and his other older brother Charlie who was a dragon tamer in Romania. Then he complained about how uptight Percy was. When he got to the twins it was a mix of funny stories and some humiliating ones for Ron.

"Oy, you're going to talk her ear off if you keep telling her about us," a voice yelled out. It was Fred Weasley. He was making his way over to where you and Ron were talking in the common room.

"Yeah, you're also not even telling her the truth," the other twin said, following behind Fred.

Fred came up behind you in the chair you were sitting in, wrapping his arm around your shoulders, bending down a bit so that he could whisper something to you, "We're a lot funnier than that, and way better at pranks than he's making it out to be."

"Uh huh," you said, acting skeptical, "If you say so."

Him and George looked hurt at your words.

"If you say so," George yelled loudly, clutching his chest, "Do you hear this blasphemy?" he said to Fred.

Fred removed his arm from around your shoulders, "Oh, I do, and believe me I cannot stand for this. We didn't get detention for a month to be insulted like this. Now did we?"

You rolled your eyes, as Ron looked bored from having seen this act before, "Don't you two have anything better to do than bother some first years?"

"Well when you insult a man's pranks, one feels rather hurt," Fred said, continuing his dramatic act.

You looked him up and down before you said, "What man? All I see are two cocky gits."

They looked even more insulted, but once again Fred spoke first, "And she's got a sharp tongue. It seems we have our work cut out for us."

"That we do, dear brother," George said to his twin.

"You know what I think we need to do?"

"Of course I do, now off we go," George said before walking away with his twin in tow. That moment was the reason for the twins' further actions towards you. Wherever you went the twins would always do some prank near you to make you laugh. Fred started to take pride in knowing one of his jokes made you laugh, even if it was barely a chuckle or a smile.

The boys did everything they could to get you to crack. Slowly it became their favorite past time, especially for one twin. During 4th year something started to shift in how Fred saw you. You were no longer just his little brother's friend, but you were his too. Except he started to wish you were more.

He watched you get prettier over the years, to the point he caught himself staring a couple of times. Fred loved the banter between the two of you, you always had some sort of retort to everything. You still called his pranks "silly" or sometimes "immature" but that was only when it went wrong. He still did his dramatic act everything you said that, but now it was because he just liked having your attention all on him.

Fred's crush on you wasn't entirely unrequited though. You started to fall for him too. You didn't know if it was because of his charm, or the banter that was the closest you would get to flirting, or even just the way he looked. He was always looking down at you, having to lean in a little closer to hear you since he was so tall.

Being at Grimmauld Place was no different to being at Hogwarts with the way the twins, especially Fred, acted. They still pulled pranks and Fred still had his banter with you. Which was exactly what Mrs. Weasley was yelling and complaining about.

You'd walk in to make tea and grab a biscuit when you heard, "And they're always up to something. I can't with those two, one of these days they are going to have to grow out of these pranks and jokes," Molly complained, while cleaning the table.

"Hey, me and James were the same way, and look how we turned out," Sirius said, but Molly just gave him a look, "Alright, maybe not the best example, but look at Remus. He was part of our pranks, and he ended up teaching at Hogwarts."

Remus had now butted into the conversation, "I did end up having to leave due to my furry little problem, though I did enjoy some of their mischief, Molly," he defended, taking a sip of his tea.

"They don't even study. How will they get anywhere if they don't focus on school. For once I wish they would focus on their classes instead of some dumb prank or useless product," Molly continued on.

You'd been at the counter, letting your tea bag sit in your tea, as you listened to Molly rant. At some point you let out an eye roll and huff that did not go unnoticed. Your dad and uncle seemed to pick up on your small gestures.

"You seem to have some thoughts on this matter, why don't you share them with us," Sirius teased, sitting at the dinner table, leaning back in his chair.

You shrugged, annoyed you were being put on the spot, "I have nothing to say really."

"Oh come on, you go to school with them, you must have something to say," Remus interjected, picking up on what Sirius was doing.

Before you could respond, Molly spoke up before you, "It's alright dear, I know everyone is probably annoyed by their childish pranks."

You rolled your eyes again, this time deciding to defend the twins, "They're actually not that childish. They're pretty impressive if anything."

"Oh really? And what makes you say that?" Remus questioned, leaning against the counter.

"They've pulled off really complicated charms before actually," you started, "And they're both really smart, especially Fred. I once watched him pull off a charm during my first year, that not even seventh years could pull off. Whenever they come up with some new product Fred always shows it to me and explains it, and its always bloody genius. I don't think I've seen him come up with an idea that hasn't worked. I think if he did try to study he could be top of his class, especially in charms. He could probably give Hermione a run for her money if he cared enough. I don't see why everyone demeans his pranks so often. He's a bit of a genius when it comes to them," you explained, not realizing when your defense for the twins turned into you rambling on about how smart Fred was.

You turned around to face the three adults who all had a smile on their face, yet also seemed a bit shocked. Sirius started to massage his temples, quietly repeating "not again, not again," which you didn't understand why. While Mrs. Weasley had a knowing smile as she continued cleaning, not saying a word. Finally you turned to Remus, who was shaking his head at Sirius.

"What?" you exclaimed, confused as to why they were acting like this, "What's wrong with him? Why does he keep repeating that?" you asked Remus.

Remus took in a long deep breath before saying, "Because, about 17, maybe 18 years ago, Lily Potter said the same words, unknowingly might I add, about Harry's father all those years ago," he explained.

It took you a moment to connect the dots, but once you did you were quick to react, "Shut it."

"She said the same thing too," Remus teased, as you walked out of the kitchen.

***

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, Fred had heard everything you said. He thought they were talking about something for The Order, but he ended up catching your conversation. He was over the moon to find out you thought of him like that, and he knew the next time he talked to you he would tease you about it for forever.

***

The next time Fred saw you, you were walking back to your room upstairs when he stopped you.

"What do you want, Weasley?" you asked, knowing he probably had some prank to show you, or a new product.

"I think you mean genius actually," he teased.

It took you a moment to understand what he meant, but once you did you felt a bit embarrassed, "So you heard all of that?"

He nodded his head, "Oh, I heard all of it. How I'm a genius, and my "silly" pranks are actually really impressive, and how you think I'm super smart," he teased, while having the biggest smile on his face.

You shrugged, "And so what if I do?"

Your confidence threw him off a bit, but he went with it. He was silent for a moment before he spoke, "Well, do you like smart guys," he asked, trying to shoot his shot.

"Maybe," you replied, inching closer to him without realizing it.

"That's not an answer, love," he said, the name rolling off his tongue as if it was completely normal.

"Yes, I do," you admitted.

Fred's smile got even wider at your confession, "Good" he said, "And how would you like to kiss a smart guy?"

You shrugged, "I don't know, who is this supposed smart guy?"

"I heard he's quite the genius," Fred said, closer to you now than he was before.

You considered it for a moment, "Then yes, yes I do."

"Even better," Fred said, before connecting his lips with yours. Your hands went around his neck, one of them tangling in his hair. Fred's hands wrapped around your waist, pulling you close. You both had waited so long for this moment, that it was unbelievable that it finally happened. You didn't know what was next, but you enjoyed the moment between you.

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