#ron weasley the boy who lived

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Harry: [to Ron] I'm not very exciting, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm from Little Whinging and I didn't know I was a wizard. The wildest thing I ever did was...leave Little Whinging when I found out I was a wizard.

[ch3rrybambi]

I'm curious who does everyone think is more powerful, Grindelwald or Voldemort?

[hxuse-xf-black]

Harry: It's over; we won. Hermione & Ron: *frantically gesturing at the horde of Death Eaters behind him* Harry: No. We won. I'm not looking at it. We won.

[hpseeker99]

Harry: Go big or go home! Ron and Hermione: We are begging you, just this one time, go home! Harry, jumping on a dragon: Imma go big

[too-young-for-maturity]

I live for the idea that as Albus Severus Potter grew up he kept hearing the stories of 'one of the bravest man his father knew' and 'the greatest wizard of all times' and very much realised how toxic and manipulative his namesake were. He turns seventeen and storms into the ministry of magic to get his name fuckin changed to nimbus firebolt potter or some shit.

[wafflinglumos]

Every time film Ron Weasley is hated on an angel loses its wings.

YES IT IS THAT SERIOUS(Sirius). IT IS. HE’S SO HUMAN, AND IS SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN SOME FREAKS GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

I love you Ron Weasley. I love you book canon Ron Weasley. I love you film canon Ron Weasley.

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

A Bed of Roses

A Bed of Roses (81556 words) by EtchJetty Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Homestuck, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rose Lalonde & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider & Rose Lalonde, Rose Lalonde & Roxy Lalonde & Dave Strider & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider & Hermione Granger, John Egbert & Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert/Rose Lalonde, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley Characters: Rose Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Hermione Granger, Jade Harley, Harry Potter, June Egbert Additional Tags: Female Harry Potter, Alternate Universe - Fusion, Hogwarts, Canon Compliant, Reincarnation, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Trans Character, References to Depression, Hogwarts First Year, Hogwarts Fourth Year, Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter), Slytherin Harry Potter, Hufflepuff Hermione Granger, Slytherin Ron Weasley, Trans John Egbert, Beta Timeline (Homestuck), Post-Sburb/Sgrub, Post-Sburb (Homestuck), Strilondes, Potterstuck Summary: Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley. The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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M^3 shamelessly admits that this is her absolute FAVORITE work by EtchJetty, and she is mesmerized by @classpectpokerap 's take on the Girl Who Lived! Sure, hp is a bit of a dangerous water to tread in, but this story is such a weird and wonderful twist on the source material that it transcends it! if you used to look at these lame wizard books with childlike wonder, you should check this out!

[weasleydailyprophet]

If you wondered why didn't Ron get affected by Mirror of Erised, that because Ron only wanted to know how'd Harry's parents look like since Harry told him about what'd he see from that mirror.

[disorganizedkitten]

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has educated more than seventy percent of the last three centuries’ historical figures. Foster siblings Harry Potter and Fay Dunbar-Black are beginning their first year there this fall, and they have plans. They’re not the only ones, though, and it seems like all plans have one kink in common - Harry’s twin brother, Connor; known for not dying when he should’ve. [or at least, known for being caught not dying.] Connor would like to go on record saying he’d love to stay out of this too. Between suspicious teachers, learning magic, the castle trying to murder their Ravenclaws, and Harry’s biological family trying to reconnect after ten years, everyone is busy. At least one thing hasn’t changed: the Wizarding World won’t know what hit them.

[the-corey-lynxx]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Harry Potter, Original Male Character(s), Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Wrong Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe, Character Death, (Lily and James), :(, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), POV Multiple, (adding tags as i go) Summary:

“We just need to hope that we’ll have the most amount of time together, ok? With our sons.” James said, trying to reassure Lily.

He gazed at Harry, his little bundle of joy. He wouldn’t be able to stand it if anything happened to him, their oldest child, their first-born son. And Will, who was curious about everything that he sees and is so, so talkative. He would die so that both of them would live. Or so that he wouldn’t live in a world where they were both weren’t in it.

Which one of you is the prophecy talking about… He thought desperately, the reason that they were locked up and caged, cowing in fear for their lives. They didn’t know and wasn’t that horrible? It might not be one of his kids, it could be referring to the Longbottom’s kid, Neville, instead…

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There are three children the prophecy could be referring to: Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and Will Potter

[plotandburn]

Wrong boy who lives meets Canon

ok so, before anything starts let's get to the rules:

The title of this prompt is "Wrong Boy who lived Meets Canon" so the canonverse has to follow the books down to a T untill the two universes colide (however feel free to correct any racist names and stereotypes and cases of Jk's bogotry against Slyterin's that you may find. i will not tolerate slander against Severus or Draco so if you hate them don't ever write a fict for this or any of my other plot bunnies. )

You don't have to stick with canon ships....in fact i heavily encourage that you don't (just please let be Bill be with Fleur, they are cute)

In neither of the universes you are allowed to pair Harry with Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville, Susan Bones, crab, goyle or any of the two other members of the golden trio.

No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed on both universes.

You must bash Ron Weasley in the WBWL universe and make him a bully cause wbwlharry needs a rival and i'd like for the WBL universe to be compleatly different from canonverse in terms of interactions. (so....yeah...don't pick this plot bunny if you're a apart of the ron Weasley defense sqaud)

Dumbledore must be bashed in the WBWL universe

Molly Weasley must also be bashed in the WBWL universe.

Dumbledore must be gay in both universes and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

you are not allowed to make wbwlharry OP but you can make him a genious.

you can make wbwlharry be a creature but that creature but that creature can't be an elf (of any kind) or a a naga.

if wbwlJames is evil,wbwlharry's patronus can't be a stag,for obvious reasons.

as there aren't nearly enough ficts with these tropes i've decided that:

Percy Weasley

Sirius Black

James Potter

and

either Fred, George or both

must be Slytherin's in the WBWL universe

while that universe's Severus Snape is a gryffindor.

15.poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

16. in both universes,Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

17. in both universes, Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

18 . in both universes, Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

19. in both universes,Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now with that out of the way, let's go:

So the basic premise of this plot bunny is that, when Sirius falls on the Veil in the battle of the ministry, Harry follows him, only the Veil is not a death device but a portal wich brings them to the universe of the Wrong Boy Who lived.

Now, as is a classical of this trope you must chose one of the follow:

A. James is evil and gave Lily a love potion to make her fall for him as well as casting the Imperious on her so that she allowed him to be as violent and neglectfull as he wishes to be with Harry.

B. Same as above but with Lily being the one to give James the potion and cast the imperium in a bid to marry the most popular guy at school (if you ever read Knowledge of the Gods by PreciousLadyAthena on Ao3. This Lilly is basically the one depicted in that story but more evil)

C. Jilly as a whole is evil and only care about Harry's oc sibbling/ the one dubbed as the chosen one.

D. Dumbledore spelled Jilly to be evil

Regardless, it is up to you to decide wbwlHarry's house and romantic interests.

I wanna see canonverse Sirius and Harry trying to help wbwlharry with his voldemort while wbwlharry helps them to get back home.

Make of that what you will

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Harry: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

Ron: Tied with what?

Harry: Every other freaking day of my life!

[hptheboywholived]

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ron:

Regulus, bitterly:

Harry, at the slightest inconvenience:

Harry, when his life's in danger:

Narcissa at a Death Eater meeting:

[storywriter12]

[dream-with-a-fever]

ginny weasley did not

defend harry against malfoy in flourish and blots when he was picking on him (it’s the first time she ever speaks in front of him)

carry around a horcrux for the better half of a year and realise that something was wrong and try to dispose of it at age 11

get possessed, manipulated and controlled by one of the darkest wizards of all time and live to tell the tale

get forced to write her own farewell note on the wall in blood and walk to her own death

go on as normally as possible afterwards despite the trauma of her first year, because she didn’t want to be a nuisance

make harry a get well soon card after he fell off his broom because of the dementors in third year

tell harry and ron off when making fun of neville for not being able to get a yule ball date

refuse harry as a yule ball date despite having harboured a crush on him for years because she didn’t want to hurt neville

see harry was floundering after hermione & ron left him to do prefect duties and immediately take charge and invite him to come with her

defend luna against bullies, and encourage neville to believe in himself and know his self worth

decide to quit pining for harry because it was a waste of time, instead dating other boys and becoming a solid friend to him

join dumbledore’s army without a second thought, coining the name and even encouraging more ravenclaws to join

call harry out when he was in a downward spiral about being possessed, explained her own experience and remained gracious despite him forgetting her biggest trauma

fill in for harry as seeker in the quidditch team and help them win the quidditch cup that year

reassure harry that he will play quidditch again, when he was feeling low about umbridge’s life long ban

encourage harry to talk to cho if that’s what he’s upset about (putting her own complicated feelings for him aside)

get harry to admit what was actually upsetting him and helping him find a solution

immediately agree to help harry by standing guard outside umbridge’s office despite not knowing any details

call harry out whenever he was being snarky / impatient with her and not take any of his shit

disarm malfoy & the others and escape from umbridge’s office to rush to harry and hermione’s aid

refuse to stay behind at hogwarts stating that she cared for sirius too and wanted to help

go with the others to the DoM in an attempt to save sirius, risking her life and breaking her ankle in the process

refuse to tolerate her brother’s new girlfriend who was being snobbish about her family’s home and lifestyle (but then go on to love and respect her, as they mature)

get invited to join the slug club because of her skill with hexes and not nepotism (the only one who wasn’t invited for that reason)

tell off zabini for laughing at harry about what went down at the DoM

call ron the fuck out when he was borderline slut-shaming her

crash into the commentator’s podium to shut zacharias smith up from talking smack about the gryffindor team

immediately try to intervene when she thought harry was in danger of being possessed by the hbp potions book

tell off dean and seamus for laughing when harry got seriously hurt in quidditch

come to harry’s defence after he attacked malfoy (bc he had to defend himself against an unforgivable curse) and stand up to (one of her) closest friend(s) to do so

step up to play seeker in harry’s place (again) in the quidditch final and winning the cup in his absence (!!!!)

make harry feel “the happiest he had ever been” when they finally got together

make my boy LAUGH 24/7 and bring him (and many others) so much JOY

support harry after dumbledore’s death, knowing when to give him comfort and also space

show unwavering love and loyalty to harry when he was trying to break up with her, claiming she didn’t care about the danger

also ultimately not fight his decision, understanding his need to stop voldemort once and for all, despite her being completely heartbroken

respect harry’s wishes to stay broken up, but still give him the most INSANE kiss ever as a birthday present (and something for him to fight for!!)

return to hogwarts under the rule of deatheaters, despite the target on her back as a blood traitor (also as brother of ron AND ex girlfriend of harry)

take the place of younger students and try to protect them from being tortured by the carrows

start up dumbledore’s army again with neville and rebel against the system, to reek as much havoc as possible at hogwarts

try to steal the sword of gryffindor from snape’s office because they wanted to help the cause as much as possible despite understanding why they needed it and ultimately being punished for it

refuse to stay put in the room of requirement when her family were out risking their lives during the battle and given the chance, immediately joined the fray

comfort an injured younger student at the battle, and stay strong for them, despite having just found out her brother had been killed

duel with bellatrix in the battle and almost lose her life doing it

go through so much and have her trauma be overlooked and forgotten by so many

go on to play QUIDDITCH PROFESSIONALLY in the team she DREAMED of playing for

and then going back to a career in writing (sports correspondent) despite her traumatic experience with the diary

marry the love of her life and have three beautiful children and get the happy ending that she deserves after EVERYTHING????

all for you guys to shit on her the way you do. put some goddamn RESPECT on MISS GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY’S name. she’s NOT a mary sue, she’s NOT a bully, and she’s NOT boring. she’s an ICON.