#rollercoasters humanized

[crispinfandom]

btw guys of youre in the alton towers fandom and have alton ocs, message me and I'll give you a free toyhouse entry code

actually amazes me how few of you seem to have toyhouse, id have thought itd be way more than you LMAO

Super useful for storing all of 1 character's images in one place

[ghostyboys]

Hey, does anyone in the fandom (and I mean mostly like those who have been here for a while) have any ideas where the origins/roots of coaster ocs/humanisation might have come from? Just had a silly little nagging thought about it so this might become a research project. I have a few ideas (I first heard about it from Deviantart and I mean I think it'd make sense for that to be where it started) but I thought I may as well ask around

[girlboyburger]

new fernsona ..!!

[buccellato]

I personally think it would be very amusing if Tesla gets revived alongside Knives in Stargaze and spends her entire time being rude to him and nitpicking his actions based off of some petty grievances. Like imagine he's trying to do one of his little murder speeches and she steps out of the shadows where she was standing (menacingly) going "Hey remember that time you got a whole cake for your Birthday? I never got a birthday cake. And you guys got a whole one to yourselves" or just going "Oh that's a cool thought, did you best friend Child Killer Conrad give it to you?"

Just real hater energy from her

[nemyzilla]

go british boi go

[all-eyes-no-dragon]

I wanted to rec this for a while. This is the most amazing humans are space orcs story I've ever read. It's called, "In Search of Home".

It's an original work so there's no fandom you need to know to read it, it's over 362,000 words, which is more than decently long, and has an ongoing sequel that's surpassed the word count of the first story (we love getting closure 💞). It has a happy ending (not a spoiler, it says in the tags) so don't worry about your heart breaking too much.

I'm rereading the first story and I feel kind of cool knowing the alien words.

I cried reading it, I laughed, I felt victorious. I love it so much and want more people to know it exists because original works aren't as popular on ao3.

Mind the tags!

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43547319

Summary:

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Wait WHAT?!

FUCKING WHAT?!

*SCREAMING*

*SCREECHING*

OH MY GOD IT'S FATHER GLOWWORM! HE'S BACK HE'S BACK! THIS GLORIOUS BITCH IS FUCKING BACK!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WORMY BOI IS HERE! DOES THAT MEAN WE GET KURUK????? YUN?????????????

DOES THAT MEAN WE ALSO MIGHT GET KURUK'S GANG????! ARE WE GETTING OFFICIAL DESIGNS OF THE FLYING OPERA COMPANY?!

RANGI?! DOES THIS REALLY MEAN I MIGHT SEE RANGI????!!!

DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKES THIS! JUST LET ME SEE THEM!!!! TT0TT

[summertimevibes]

How would aliens react to humans having theme parks?

Like, would they think that it’s a temple of sorts, since we have so many Disney ones? And how would they react to rollercoasters?

Would they think that it’s some kind of torture? How would they react when they hear us say we pay to go on those, that we enjoy it?

Personally I hate rollercoasters so I’m wondering how an alien would look at it.

[cisthoughtcrime]

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[lemonycranberries]

caitvi nation how are we feeling today

[crispinfandom]

In lieu of Project Horizon's soft cancellation and Chessington getting the old plans + 1 more bonus rollercoaster soon... Here was my lore!

CW - Pregnancy-Adjacent, Child-Birth Adjacent, and Miscarriage

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So my dumb ass started setting up Project Horizon's lore in real time like a good little writer. Originally she was gonna be Oblivion's kid.

Coaster reproduction works very differently from human stuff. Coasters reproduce asexually (outside of a few very rare exceptions). Scientifically, this SHOULD make them an all female species, but whoops me having cis male Coasters was already set in stone sooo

Coasters don't get pregnant. I'm NOT Mpregging Oblivion, I'm NOT!! 😭😭

However, they do experience pregnancy like symptoms such as fatigue, morning sickness, nausea, being overly emotional/hormonal, nesting behaviour, etc etc. Y'know. For some added flare

"Conception" starts when a Coaster has its first mention, whether it be through planning permission, a public consultation, or what have you. A Coaster is officially born into its "child stage" (anywhere from 2-12 years old depending on the target demographic for the final product) once the first signs of construction start, however that may be defined.

The parent Coaster is notified that their child has spawned in by experiencing an intense, excruciating, full-body pain that lasts around 15-30 minutes. Y'know. Just so they know that they know.

HOWEVER! Project Horizon was concieved by this logic, but was never born! Therefore, Oblivion has officially had another miscarriage.

"Wait, another? Who were the first 2?"

Miscarriage 1 was The Smiler. If a Coaster is built in an area with another Coaster that's over 10 years old AND there's no other Coasters of the same manufacturer of the offspring at the park (IE, there was no other Gerstlaurers), then those rides become parent and child.

In 2012, Oblivion was 14, of Coaster reproducing age. However, in 2011, Oblivion was a canon alcoholic. In 2012, he also had other generally stressful life things going on. Therefore, literally less than 2 weeks aftet conception (and before he even really noticed), the parent-child connection was severed and thus marking Bliv's first miscarriage.

Smiler and Bliv are still close. This... Isn't something they really think about. Smiler was handraised by humans and kind of sees one random human as almost being like a parental figure, but absolutely does not see Bliv as like a dad. Probably for the best. Sometimes Bliv looks at Smiler and thinks "hmm. Wonder what life would have been like if things were slightly different," but the thought usually weirds him out pretty quick.

Miscarriage 2 was Oblivion: The Black Hole. Originally (in an out-of-text sense) I planned for Blackhole and Oblivion to have been Husband and Wife, (well... divorced now), and for O:BH to be their kid. I mean... No duh! Seems like a no brainer! But with BH being born in 1982-1984 and Oblivion being born in 1998 (14 years is a parent-child level age gap in Coaster Years) and BH leaving in 2005 and then RANDOMLY still having a kid with Oblivion 10 years later, the timeline didn't really pan out. So, this idea was scrapped. Instead, BH was Oblivion's Mum, and O:BH became Oblivion's sister.

"But wait! Oblivion is 17 years older than O:BH! Why are they siblings?"

If I was starting this lore from scratch, yes! You'd be correct! By my own logic, O:BH would in fact be Oblivion's daughter! Have a cookie, you clever clogs!

Unfortunately, writing is messy, and I already had a bunch of lore I was too attached to to throw away, so I made a compromise.

O:BH was ORIGINALLY going to be Bliv's kid. He conceived her, but before he even knew Gardaland was getting a new Coaster, he miscarried. Some doctors then explained to him that Gardaland was changing their lore and O:BH would be his sister instead.

Bliv's 3rd miscarriage was the aforementioned Project Horizon, obviously. Because Project Horizon was in development for 22 months before the announcement that it *might* be getting moved to Chessington, Oblivion had a lot of time to sit and ponder parenthood. He kind of figured he'd be a rubbish dad. Man can barely look after himself. BUT! He was also kind of excited. Maybe having a kid would be that nudge he needed to actually force himself to have structure and routine in his life, and cook dinner every day instead of just having pot noodle every day for 9 days straight.

However, with Bliv's fertility problems, it wasn't meant to be :(

Now, you may think it's a coincidence that Bliv seems to be a little bit infertile. Well actually, I found a reason! Blackhole also had a miscarriage before having Bliv! You see, there was a Schwarzkopf project planned to go near The Corkscrew that got planning permission in the early 90s, but as you probably know, it never happened. BH was the closest Schwarzkopf, and thus, she suffers the same fate as Bliv. In fact... A lot of Schwarzkopfs do.

Thunderlooper SPECIFICALLY was not expecting to have Nemesis and hated him because it gave him internal issues.

BH got internal issues after having Bliv, which nearly caused her death AND THEN caused Alton to sell her because they didn't wanna pay for her health problems.

Alton Beast (still unsure about the canonicity of this) got sold after having Galactica, perhaps due to reproductive health issues.

So basically, Schwarzkopfs suck at reproducing. This is because Schwarzkopfs were born in a mill, and it kind of screwed them up. Schwarzkopfs having reproductive issues may also explain why 1, Schwarzkopf was a mill in the first place, and 2. Why they're dying out.

But if BH had reproductive issues... and Oblivion has reproductive issues... Who's driving the ship? That's right, it's genetic babieee

TLDR get fucked Oblivion you're doomed by the narrative

[altonkacey]

Hypno in a suit :>

Sometimes advocates might need to go for interviews so Hypno would like to dress a little more professional for it - seeing how she likes to look presentable at times. She’d still prefer to wear her own normal clothes but oh well

Let’s ignore how horrible I am at drawing hands too. Just don’t acknowledge it :v

[ex1stenc3]

”do you remember when I told you that we use a plant called belladonna to treat some patients? ....

do you also remember that I told you that it is also used as poison? :)”

(changed the topic from kuru disease to Belladonna plant because it may be disrespectful to use kuru and I don't want to be disrespectful)

(!Poster with smiler logo removed because author asked me to!)

[ghostyboys]

Couldn't work on this today bc uh. It has been my birthday however I'll have a lot of free time tomorrow so I will begin my search. Again if anyone has any ideas/leads do lmk :)

Hey, does anyone in the fandom (and I mean mostly like those who have been here for a while) have any ideas where the origins/roots of coaster ocs/humanisation might have come from? Just had a silly little nagging thought about it so this might become a research project. I have a few ideas (I first heard about it from Deviantart and I mean I think it'd make sense for that to be where it started) but I thought I may as well ask around

[nemyzilla]

THE SMELLER

FANCY AND READY TO MARMALISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[askthethorpeparkrides]

Hyperia: "I figured it was about time to introduce myself on here. Just so you all can get the picture. (Did I really have to wake up so early for this?)"

Stealth: "No fair! We haven't even gotten our reference sheets yet!"

Hyperia: "Patience, Stealth. Patience. Someone told me you'll be the second one....like you are with a lot of things."

Stealth: "Hey, quit it!"

Reblogs greatly appreciated!