#roleplay-and-sarcasm

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[johnhwatsonblog]

Hi John, is it difficult to get the sheet clean after Sherlock wears them? He drags it all over the floor...

…. Err… I wouldn’t know… I just throw them in the washing machine and let it do its magic. No wonder if it finds it difficult to get them clean….

[dr-gregory-house]

opinions?

ah, yes. a photo of me before my masectomy.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Happy Birthday Sherlock!!

Have cake :) <3

Thank you, I will lick my screen now because that's how to taste digital cake.

[tired-sayaka-ada]

Someone left their stuffed bear on my bed this morning. Hm. Wonder who

[gods-chosen-emperor]

meow

Oh, a cat.

[henchmaniac-kryptos]

I remembered how to get Bill out of the theraprism!

That glorified salt lamp isn’t exactly ‘not-weak’ to bombs.

- 🎃

Cool, I'll just grab some bombs and launch them 200 miles. I'm sure the incredibly good security parameters and the hundred-millions of guards won't see us at all!

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Do u like it

Yes.

You can really tell it's us. John, though, is a bit rounder and his hair isn't as spiky. Rosie should be much taller. She's 9 years old now, not a baby anymore. And where is my Belstaff? By the way, what's with 'bbg'? Is John craving some strange BBQ variation?

[xb1lly-loom1sx]

stu doesn't love you greasy

oh no anonimus user on the intnerent syas stu dosent love me i guess il just kill myself then😐

[dyrewrites]

I might get to DM again soon and I am making these idiots go through Ravenloft. I will feed them to the horrors.

The horrors of your actions have consequences, the light is not your friend, not every scary thing is a villain, and you've been given a mystical skull called, "memento mori" for a reason. Expect to need it.

I am excited. Also worried. So I gotta come up with a session one test quest to find out how creepy I can be...

There's kids in this group. Well, teenagers. My son will be fine but his friend is easily frightened.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I was gonna roast this chatter but Kristin beat me to it LMAO

[underlash-owl]

Rin! Wanna keep me company? (You're gonna say no, aren't you?)

what gave you that idea?

[dr-gregory-house]

Dr house are you aware you’re autistic

no. in fact, my autism is so strong that im unaware of it.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I wanna see you naked ❤️

What a nice request, so well mannered and gentlemanlike. Very charming. So politely worded.

How can I resist when someone asks so nicely? The heart emoji just won me over.

You will just have to remove the sheet then.

[criminalisticonsultant]

So many weeks passed and that post about me is still among your "featured posts"

Love me, hate me, either way I'll be here, watching and waiting.

V.

Yes, I emailed Tumblr so they'd know I want you up there. You're welcome.

[thesepricelesstears]

Locked and loaded🎀😊🙏

Wow, I'm shivering in my boots