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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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Hi John, is it difficult to get the sheet clean after Sherlock wears them? He drags it all over the floor...
…. Err… I wouldn’t know… I just throw them in the washing machine and let it do its magic. No wonder if it finds it difficult to get them clean….
#that was sarcasm#john watson replies#john watson#sherlock#sherlock holmes#sherlock roleplay#sherlock rp
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opinions?
ah, yes. a photo of me before my masectomy.
#/sarcasm#or not#you decide#gregory house#hate crimes md#house md#james wilson#malpractice md#house md roleplay#house#house tells you to fuck off
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Happy Birthday Sherlock!!
Have cake :) <3
Thank you, I will lick my screen now because that's how to taste digital cake.
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Someone left their stuffed bear on my bed this morning. Hm. Wonder who
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meow
Oh, a cat.
#[ kaiser's asks ]#[ kaiser and fishii ]#blue lock rp#bllk rp#blue lock roleplay#bllk roleplay#kaiser rp#ooc -> this was sarcasm
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I remembered how to get Bill out of the theraprism!
That glorified salt lamp isn’t exactly ‘not-weak’ to bombs.
- 🎃
Cool, I'll just grab some bombs and launch them 200 miles. I'm sure the incredibly good security parameters and the hundred-millions of guards won't see us at all!
#kryptos#gravity falls#henchmaniacs#gravity falls roleplay#sarcasm#good plan 🎃 but unfortunately the Theraprism plans for breakouts like this#theraprism
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Do u like it
Yes.
You can really tell it's us. John, though, is a bit rounder and his hair isn't as spiky. Rosie should be much taller. She's 9 years old now, not a baby anymore. And where is my Belstaff? By the way, what's with 'bbg'? Is John craving some strange BBQ variation?
#How am I doing with the sarcasm?#sherlock rp#sherlock replies#sherlock holmes roleplay#sherlock holmes rp#rp
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stu doesn't love you greasy
oh no anonimus user on the intnerent syas stu dosent love me i guess il just kill myself then😐
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I was gonna roast this chatter but Kristin beat me to it LMAO
#i talk#qsmp talk#Insane how they phrased this like an irl thing and not a roleplay thing#also just insane how they phrased this in general#So sad how people can't like each other unless they're married#<- extreme sarcasm#I don't typically roast chatters since it feels mean but they set themselves up for this
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So many weeks passed and that post about me is still among your "featured posts"
Love me, hate me, either way I'll be here, watching and waiting.
V.
Yes, I emailed Tumblr so they'd know I want you up there. You're welcome.
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Dr house are you aware you’re autistic
no. in fact, my autism is so strong that im unaware of it.
#/sarcasm#house tells you to fuck off#house md roleplay#gregory house#hate crimes md#malpractice md#james wilson#house md#house
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I wanna see you naked ❤️
What a nice request, so well mannered and gentlemanlike. Very charming. So politely worded.
How can I resist when someone asks so nicely? The heart emoji just won me over.
You will just have to remove the sheet then.
#if you cant tell that this is sarcasm no one can help you#those are old pictures everyone already saw them i am not currently sitting in front of my laptop taking selfies with a bedsheet#nothing to see here#rp#roleplay#sherlock rp#sherlock roleplay#sarcasm#sarcasmlock#johnlock rp#johnlock roleplay#sherlock#bbc sherlock#onlylock
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Locked and loaded🎀😊🙏
Wow, I'm shivering in my boots
#^sarcasm#•—ask#bsd rp#jouno rp#bsd jouno#jouno bsd#jouno saigiku#saigiku jōno#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd roleplay
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kaiiiissssseeeerrrrrrr :3
did ya miss meeeee :3c
anyway, a little birdie told me you (and mod!) have gotten sick so~
have some tea! It might not help much but it'll definitely help your throat :)
(Get better soon! Unless I'm late and you guys aren't sick anymore 😭🙏)
How thoughtful! Unfortunately, you're late - I've been better for a while.
#[ kaiser's asks ]#[ kaiser and killian ]#blue lock rp#bllk rp#blue lock roleplay#bllk roleplay#kaiser rp#ooc -> hehehe nah he's good and mod is good too#why do i feel like you haven't interacted in so long?? whoosh#if you couldnt tell btw that was sarcasm from kaiser
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(dumps glitter on you)
Perfect. Perfect beginning to my day.
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