#pure sarcasm

[cherrylock5]

Somewhere in my mind...

[tired-sayaka-ada]

Someone left their stuffed bear on my bed this morning. Hm. Wonder who

[maespri]

here's the thing about taking AP english you think to yourself "oh yea i like writing i know basic grammar this will be great" and then within two weeks of being in that class you discover that actually you should never open a google document again and you should stop reading books because clearly you CANNOT READ also everything you have ever written is WRONG and every essay you write should be buried six feet underground where nobody will EVER see it because your writing is that much of a travesty and your english teacher will either be the gayest woman you've ever met who will gently lay this truth upon you or satan reincarnated who will tell you to your face that your MLA formatting is a sin and you are going to hell. Anyway

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

21 😙

21: What I love most about myself

answered this one, dear.

my never ending source of optimism ☀️😄

(jk… maybe my sarcasm ig)

[midoristeashop]

I remember the first time I watched rotg, my personal theory was that Jack’s lil sis (emily?? Flee?? Mary??) reincarnated as the wind. Maybe she had some idea who this strange danger-prone boy was, but all she knew is that this was gonna be her bestie for like 300 years and more.

But yay! Older brothers with their eccentric little sisters 😌 I aged up Wind (I’ll call jack’s sis that so sue me) for shits and giggles, but also so jame and Sophie have TWO older sibling figures cuz why not

Also Sophie Bennett deserves more doodles cuz she’s too darn precious

Also Wind is a total girlboss

I might draw more of them <3

[fengshenjunlang]

Some Fans they said: WWX's fans are meow meowing his character to be that little pure meow meow.

But MXTX the Author herself said in MDZS end notes:

But MXTX said in her interview:

So...yes!!! I am Meowing WWX to be that perfect Ideal meow meow because the Author said so meow meow!!!!

There is no need for me to weave lies and excuse WWX because the Author herself already stated that he is the Ideal. After all, I'm reading MDZS written by MXTX, not reading your fanfictions and meta thought by you, no??? So I have to follow my meow meowww highly ideal WWX as MXTX has said.

[fornassau]

Rusty Anchors

Maybe it was ordained in the stars that one Charles Vane would meet James Flint, but at the moment the singer had no idea of the man. In fact all he cared about at this moment was getting a drink at this pub. He liked England. Hell, he fucking loved it. If he had the choice he might not ever leave it, but Charles was a wanderer. He liked seeing different places, meeting different peoples and cultures, learning different languages.. which one might not expect from the leather-clad rockstar. His band was due to play tonight at this particular city, which he also enjoyed immensely. It’s closeness to the sea was a calming thing. His father adoptive father Edward was a sailor, and he had fond memories of being on the sea. Before he’d taken him in, Charles had been nothing but a scared child in a fucked up welfare system. But look at him now.

Yes, look at him. Charles Vane, lead singer of Rusty Anchors. This was his band, a band he’d formed when he was young and now they traveled the world. The UK was a particular destination favorite, as it seemed they had more fans there than even in the US. It might be why Charles had decided to get an apartment there, and this quaint seaside city was the town he chose. He was clad in leather from head to toe. It was hot as fuck but it damn sure looked good on stage. Besides, who didn’t enjoy a sweaty Charles? He’d lined his eyes with kohl, black leather vest atop a short sleeved red shirt. He was dressed for the gods, but right now all he needed was a fucking drink.

The concert tonight had him a bit stressed out. It was a big one, and as cool as he might’ve looked, Charles just wanted everything to go smoothly. There was already chaos backstage and the damn thing hadn’t even started. Hell, he’d walked out of the rehearsal. He needed some space. So he ordered two doubles of whiskey, immediately pounding one down. He was going to take the other and get some air outside, when he turned too fast and slammed into a stranger. His drink spilled, partially on whoever the fuck this was that got in his way — and of course this is Charles’ haughty ass so HE was the one who got offended, staring at the other man as if he’d committed the world’s greatest offense.

“ Watch where you’re going, asshole. “ The words grumbled forth with an eyeroll. And he was so in his own head he didn’t even get the best look at the guy. He’d just turned around, determined to ignore him and get another drink.

See, this was why Americans got bad raps as tourists and visitors.

[cartoontees]

i watched ruby gillman and i thought it was a pretty good movie about how you shouldn't judge people by their appearances, how what you are doesn't necessarily define you, and how sometimes people's black-and-white ways of thinking need to be challenged. up until the villain twist that taught the protagonist that those things all only apply to her and everyone else actually should be judged by their appearances because their words and actions are deceptive, how what they are born as absolutely defines them and will cement their role in the story, and that if your grandma says a certain group of people that you've never met is evil well you better listen to her because she's right.

listen i actually liked the movie ok, the character designs/visuals/animation in particular was great. plus the kaiju fight was kind of awesome ngl. but from what i've seen i think we all agree that the "villain plot twist" was so shit it gives disney a run for their money...

[silentchamp]

[[going through that weird stage of feeling like my red's interpretation isn't particularly consistent, again. it comes and goes, never cared for it

[harryandmeghansussex]

"NATO day at #Invictusgames2023 in Düsseldorf. The whole JFCBS family went to Düsseldorf today to show our respect to all wounded warriors 🫡. Prince Harry & Meghan Markle met Commander JFCBS, General Guglielmo Luigi Miglietta and JFCBS staff members with their families, and joint our group picture. #WeAreNATO #aHomeForRespect @InvictusGamesDE"

[greenqueenhightower]

Alicent “might seduce your dad type” Hightower—

[silver-grasp]

Van Helsing complaining about how "this age" is "so sceptical and selfish" is hysterical. Truly every single generation invents the exact same complaints about people being so much more unpleasant than in the "good old days"

[delightfuldevin]

People in the comments of the new splatfest song are kinda annoying ngl,,

Marina is very smart y’all. Even if she was sheltered by growing up in the Octarian domes, I’m preeetty sure everyone wasn’t super kind and genuine to each other all the time. There’s no way Marina doesn’t know what being passive aggressive looks like. She’s not too uwu pure to tell that Shiver was insulting her. She’s just a genuine fan of Deep Cut and she ain’t about that petty insults stuff.

[quirkthieves]

idk why we're talking abt old anon hate on the dash but frankly truly honest to god anon hate is just funny esp when it comes to my Big Rules like "why do you hate free speech do you believe in censorship" yes and i do it because i hate you personally can we make out. "let people have fun" what about my fun and my free speech hm. sounds like someone is dangerously close to being a dirty commie anti коммунизм – наша цель коммунизм – наше завтра

deeply unserious discourse frankly. and always on anon too can you please say it with your chest if you feel that strongly about it

[emilnikos]

I love having a complicated relationship with my disability it's like toxic yaoi but with myself. I can't live without you..... but you hurt me so..... rose petals everywhere

[melaniepilled]

oh so having a high pitched voice is pick me behaviour now? but we all know only those hairy crossdressing dykes are pick me's, no? isn't having a high pitch just being Female? answer the question.