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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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Im hearing goddamned frogs when I'm in my bathroom, which is troubling because it's the middle of winter and an interior wall. My possible conclusions are thus:

-there's some sort of mechanical issue that just sounds exactly like a frog colony.

-frog infestation in the walls.

-neighbor is cultivating frogs in their bathtub.

-frog demon.

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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

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why does the music taste so good

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Clone names will never not be funny to me.. because you have clones named Hardcase, Fives, Kix, Echo, Dogma, Tup, Waxer, Boil, Comet, Fox, Wolffe, Rex, etc etc.

And then you have Cody and Jesse.

Like, these names are kinda cool and badass, but then you have names that belong to just regular people.

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playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

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sometimes when i am dealing with a mild allergic reaction i think how easily you can weaponize a human body against itself, and i wonder if anyone has tried making an allergen that all people react to. then i realize that would be a poison, and those already exist

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Ultra-specific trope im thinking really hard about: When a character refuses to kill someone who asks them to, not out of righteousness or any care for the other person, but out of hostility or spite. No, I won’t give you what you want. I won’t let you escape this through death.

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i’ve got you under my skin

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*Looks at The Clone Wars and The Bad Batch* *Looks at Call of Duty* oh I like them miserable

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what if scurvy makes me kinder

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If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

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surgery is so beautiful can u believe all of those colours are inside us

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[Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr tag that reads: #space alien archeologist finding a flavored vape /.End ID]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away