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ailesswhumptober day 6: multiple whumpees / self sacrifice / "i'm the only one who can do this"
chapter 6 / 7 of the memory of you marks everything i do | not rated, chose not to warn
chicago blends with new york, blurring his sense of time. waiting with childish excitement for a snowstorm only to wake to a blinding sunrise in LA was a sharp reminder that he needs keep a tighter lid on his personal wants.
he doesn't have wants. the only thing he has that's personal is his name. "jake lockley. yaakov zev ben…" he says to one of the many glass walls, flinching back at the reflection.
how could he have been so stupid?
"marc? what're you doing out here so early?" marlene asks, and just like that, jake's gone as if he was never there.
"hey," marc replies, turning around. "i was appreciating the view. it's beautiful, but it's got nothing on you."
marlene's smile shines brighter than the sun, and the blush on her dimpled cheeks provides more warmth than the sun on his back. she welcomes marc easily into her arms and into their bed, and it's only when he tries to fall asleep at night that he remembers why he was really at the window.
there's something about the wide panels of glass that induces a sort of meditative state, allowing him to access parts of himself, of his mind, via his reflections. it's all in his head, marc knows that - it's not like his reflections are moving around or talking without his input - but it's helpful for his…. condition.
mirrors are too direct, he's learned, to try externalizing whatever internal crap is causing him headaches. the glass and the ocean beyond it are much better for soothing his racing mind.
"you're thinking too loudly," marlene mutters. "wanna talk about it?"
"i don't know what it is," marc replies before he can properly consider marlene's question and offer.
marlene yawns, turning over to face him. "you miss being out there, that much is obvious. camo or cape?"
"what?"
"you're more restless than usual. you keep looking for projects to do, for conspiracies to uncover, for something to fix. the uniform went away along with frenchie; none of the moon-themed gear has left the garage in weeks."
marc blinks at his wife in disbelief. now that she's voiced it, it makes a disturbing amount of sense, and an equally disturbing amount of nonsense. of course he misses jean-paul, but packing away their old fatigues was a practical matter, and of course he'd miss being moon knight, but he suited up just last night.
unless…
"steven," he mutters, closing his eyes. "what have you done?"
"oh. you're back to playing the blame game, is that how it is?" marlene answers instead, and that hurts more than anything steven could've said.
marc gets out of bed to wander around the house. it doesn't matter that he's naked and the walls are glass. it doesn't matter that it's cold and his legs lead him to the basement before his mind can get with the program.
what matters is that it isn't steven leading the way. It isn't jake, either, leaving marc with an odd sensation of being actually alone for the first time in recent memory.
"don't worry… you'll find a way to live with this."
the voice echoes off the walls, reverberating in marc's head.
there's no context for the words, nothing to clue him in to what they mean, yet marc's heart plummets into his stomach and his hands instinctively move to cover his ass. he doesn't know how long he spends standing like that in the basement apartment, doesn't know when steven decided it was time for them to leave, only that it's daylight again when he finds himself fully dressed and co-conscious with him in the gym.
LA blends with cairo, blurring his sense of space. being stationed there with the military had suited marc, which came as no surprise to anyone. what was surprising, however, was steven's cooperation and input into their new life, as well as jake's visceral disgust of it.
marc excelled at the physical and intellectual aptitude tests. steven had latched onto the rules and routines, which gradually increased his tolerance for uncomfortable sensations. jake had tried to leave a few times, pushing back at the smallest of orders in an attempt to be written up for insubordination, but no such luck. rather than being dishonorably discharged, he had to work extra cleaning shifts in the kitchen, because he got stuck with the one CO who was slightly less rigid than his peers.
right now, though, jake finds himself seated outdoors at a café across from jean-paul and another man.
"is he okay?" the man asks, looking from jean-paul to jake.
he's about to reply that frenchie looks as fine as ever when he realizes the man was asking about him.
"never better," jake says, giving them a small smile.
jean-paul, sharp as ever, clocks the expression as jake's. "rob works with active soldiers and veterans; he is familiar with the symptoms of flashbacks and was only asking after your safety."
"is that right?" jake stares at rob. there's no reason to suspect foul play, to think that frenchie would lead him here for anything nefarious, yet jake cannot bring himself to trust either of them.
"my sincerest apologies." rob bows his head slightly. "perhaps it would be best if I let you two catch up. excuse me," he says as he stands. his hand lingers on jean-paul's shoulder for a while before he bends down to kiss his cheek, then walks across to the park across the street.
so the doubt in his stomach wasn't doubt, after all, but something new - fear. he severely misjudged the relationship and their current situation, and he needs all the information he can get to fix things with his friend.
"how long?"
"rob and i met - "
jake shakes his head. "not how long you've been with him. not that i'm not happy for you, i am, really. but i need to know how long it's been since you've seen me."
jean-paul lowers his head. "mon ami, perhaps this is not the place for such talk."
"you mean this isn't the place for you to break some really bad news to me, right? c'mon, you know i can handle it."
"but i cannot." jean-paul's voice breaks. "je suis vraiment désolé, mon ami."
cairo blends with london, blurring nothing and everything. he checks in with the bank accounts and flats he established for steven, with the storage units and weapons caches he established with marc, and by the end of a week or perhaps a month, lands steven a job at the museum.
jake spends a night in steven's preferred flat, the one packed nearly wall to wall with books, after upgrading his wardrobe and removing out-of-date perishables from his cupboards. he tries calling marlene's numbers, personal and professional, to no avail. he starts accessing the TETRA system to see if moon knight could be useful before realizing how stupid that would be. he closes the laptop and stands in the shower until the water runs cold, and it doesn't occur to him until he's standing with a razor in front of the mirror that he is depressed.
jake isn't a proud man, yet he secretly prides himself on the ways he navigates the world and keeps their little family safe. it shouldn't be devastating to see the evidence all around him, the proof that he's no longer needed, but it is. marc has the instincts and intellect of a fighter, steven has the desire to learn and the drive to connect with everyone around him, and together they've spent the past decade being fine without him.
the small bathroom in london blurs with the master bathroom in new york, blending his loneliness with companionship. marlene sits on the counter beside the sink as he brushes his teeth.
"you know," she says, swinging her legs. "it's been a while since we've done it. what do you think about going out tonight?"
jake lets himself slip back a bit into his head, leaving room for someone else to pick up on whatever marlene's put down. the last thing anyone needs is to read the room wrong and cause a fight.
"i thought you didn't like being mister knight's assistant," steven replies, setting down the toothbrush. "that you wanted to 'be your own hero,' preferably with a better theme."
"better suit," marlene corrects him. "i'm not vibing with the moon motif. and, unlike you, i'd prefer not to stand out as a walking target while trying to keep people safe."
"yeah, i can't argue with that. what did you have in mind for the future?"
marlene smiles, hopping off the counter. "now don't be mad," she starts, which only causes marc to work his way to the front. "but buck already made me this, and we took it for a test drive yesterday." she holds out a one-piece bodysuit that wouldn't look out of place on the black widow.
marlene's suit is closer to purple than black, with a magnetic harness on the back for her escrima sticks and gauntlets for darts rather than widow's bites, and steven has to admit that buck has once again outdone himself.
one night blurs into ten then to twenty, to one year then to two, blending their lives together. he finds himself sitting cross-legged on the back patio, staring at his reflection in the pool.
"don't worry… you'll find a way to live with this," he mutters monotonously.
except he does worry, all the time, and he's tried and tried and tried but jake can't live with the ghost haunting his mind any longer.
it's unfortunate, ironic, that the one job he's built for is the one he can no longer do. three and a half decades of compartmentalizing, of slowly absorbing all the crap surrounding marc and then steven until they becomes core parts of his being, will do that to a guy. the gears turning in his chest are a well-oiled machine, but the ones in his head rattle with thoughts he's not meant to have. or, rather, with thoughts about things like meaning and ownership and personhood.
the only thing he has is his name, but that's not even his. marc and steven fluctuate on their relationship with elias, but more often than not view him as their father. moshe ben eliyahu. shimon ben eliyahu.
jake, however, doesn't share their views. he wasn't made for that sort of family, and no matter how much he's tried, his very nature is that of the devil. he's the bastard son of the worst scum of the earth.
yaakov ben yitzchak.
nothing more than an extension of the monster that made him.
"you'll find a way to live with this, yaakov," he tells his watery reflection. "you always have."
marc's got steven, and steven's got marc, even if they're not entirely aware of each other at the moment. they've both got vigilante aspects and a network of friends and colleagues.
jake's known himself, known them all for long enough to know that letting himself do this will be best for everyone. marc and steven have got their own systems worked out - routines and methods of everyday life, not their collective system - and jake's part of playing maintenance is no longer required.
it shouldn't be devastating to find out that he's not meant for this part of their life, yet it eats away at jake's heart.
with the foolish hope that he isn't dooming his family, jake closes his eyes and drifts into nothingness.
#word stuff#fanfic#moon knight#jake lockley#marlene alraune#marc spector#jean paul duchamp#steven grant#rob silverman#ailesswhumptober#whumptober
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12 years ago today Wreck It Ralph released in theaters!!!
P2
#Disney#wreck it ralph#Fix-lt Felix#Sergeant Calhoun#Vanellope von Schweetz#Rich Moore#Phil Johnston#Jennifer Lee#Jim Reardon#Clark Spencer#John C. Reilly#Sarah Silverman#Jack McBrayer#Jane Lynch#Rob Dressel#Tim Mertens#Henry Jackman
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Albert Brooks: Defending My Life
#JASIPOF#Albert Brooks: Defending My Life#Rob Reiner#Judd Apatow#James L. Brooks#Larry David#Nikki Glaser#Alana Haim#Jonah Hill#David Letterman#Conan O'Brien#Chris Rock#Sarah Silverman#Steven Spielberg#Jon Stewart#Ben Stiller#Sharon Stone#Wanda Sykes#Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Best Billy Crystal movies and performances:
1. ハウルの動く城 - Hayao Miyazaki (2004)
2. Monsters, Inc. - Pete Docter, Lee Unkrich and David Silverman (2001)
3. When Harry Met Sally... - Rob Reiner (1989)
4. Monsters University - Dan Scanlon (2013)
#billy crystal#ハウルの動く城#monsters inc#when harry met sally#monsters university#hayao miyazaki#pete docter#lee unkrich#david silverman#rob reiner#Dan scanlon#2004#2001#1989#2013#2000s#1980s#2010s#00s#80s#10s#2000s movies#1980s movies#2010s movies#00s movies#80s movies#10s movies#howl's moving castle#japanese language#Monsters incorporated
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Dumping Sampo hcs because he makes me sick
Genderfluid. Feel like this one’s a no brainer for Sampo fans but still. No one can take this one away from me
Aroace. I may enjoy lots of Sampo ships but in cannon he’s aroace to me idc what anyone says
His pupils turn into slits when he’s pissed off (snake symbolism yk)
Sharp canines because I saw way too much Sampo fanart with this and now I can’t unsee the sharp teeth
Shapeshifter like Sparkle
Has another persona that is part of the dark-blue victim alliance (his hate club). He makes money from selling the anti-scam guide depicting various of his (outdated) scams.
Has a thing for mechanical stuff. He builds his own bombs, fixed the TV in Rivet Town by himself (which I actually think is cannon) and sometimes tried to fix random junk he finds
Motorbike somewhat similar to the one on his phone case. Does NOT pass safety regulations
Has a run-down house somewhere in the snow plains where no one can find him. Stuffed with maps, supplies like food or medicine and mechanical parts
Made maps detailing silvermane patrol routes, tunnels, etc- also notes where he writes down stuff he found out about the planet that may be useful in the future
Above average body temperature, has some weird outworlder stuff like the trailblazers going on where he doesn’t get cold so easily
Doesn’t like sweets. He really wants to, still eats candy every now and then , but everytime it just tastes disgusting
His voice isn’t naturally that high, he just spend years trying to change it
He used to rob banks on other planets but resorted to scamming in Belobog because the security systems are just so shitty and outdated it takes away all the fun
Some sort of parental figure for Hook. He’s one of the few people allowed to refer to her as just “Hook”, but decides to call her by her full title anyway
#he makes me so violently ill#it’s unfair#I mcrabe more sampo content#especially with fellow masked fools or the people on Belobog#sigh#Hoyoverse when#sampo koski#hsr
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PROM NIGHT (1980) – Episode 268 – Decades of Horror 1980s
“The killer’s comin’! The killer’s gonna get you!” Ah, yes, the childhood game everyone played. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they discover who wins and loses in Prom Night (1980).
Decades of Horror 1980s Episode 268 – Prom Night (1980)
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At a high school senior prom, a masked killer stalks four teenagers who were responsible for the accidental death of a classmate six years previously.
Directed by: Paul Lynch
Writing Credits: William Gray (screenplay); Robert Guza Jr. (from a story by)
Music by: Paul Zaza, Carl Zittrer
Cinematography by: Robert C. New (director of photography)
Selected Cast:
Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Hammond
Jamie Lee Curtis as Kimberly Hammond
Casey Stevens as Nick McBride
Anne-Marie Martin as Wendy Richards (as Eddie Benton)
Antoinette Bower as Mrs. Hammond
Michael Tough as Alex Hammond
Robert A. Silverman as Mr. Sykes (as Robert Silverman)
Pita Oliver as Vicki
David Mucci as Lou Farmer
Jeff Wincott as Drew Shinnick
Mary Beth Rubens as Kelly Lynch (as Marybeth Rubens)
George Touliatos as Lt. McBride
Melanie Morse MacQuarrie as Henri-Anne
David Gardner as Dr. Fairchild
Joy Thompson as Jude Cunningham
Sheldon Rybowski as Seymour ‘Slick’ Crane
Rob Garrison as Sayer
David Bolt as Weller
Beth Amos as Housekeeper
Sonia Zimmer as Melanie
Sylvia Martin as Mrs. Cunningham
Elizabeth M. Mason as Adele (as Liz Stalker-Mason)
Pam Henry as Car Hop
Ardon Bess as Teacher
Lee Wildgen as Gang Member
Brock Simpson as Young Nick
Leslie Scott as Young Wendy
Tammy Bourne as Young Robin
Dean Bosacki as Young Alex
Debbie Greenfield as Young Kim
Karen Forbes as Young Jude
Joyce Kite as Young Kelly
Prom Night (1980) is one of six horror films in which Jamie Lee Curtis appeared over a three-year span from 1978 to 1981 and the last covered by the Grue-Crew. Three John Carpenter films (Halloween, The Fog, Halloween II) and Prom Night are joined by Road Games and Terror Train.
Prom Night is not the best of Curtis’s 1978-1981 six-pack of horror movies (does that go without saying?), but is it the worst? Leslie Nielsen, soon to go through his transformation to a standout comedic actor, has little to do as Curtis’s character’s father and the school’s principal. There’s also the student body providing fodder for the killer, the creepy kids that set the whole thing in motion fifteen years earlier, and athe disco music and dancing. Don’t worry. The Grue Crew will give you the straight poop.
At the time of this writing, Prom Night is available to stream from Shudder, Amazon Prime, Peacock, Hoopla, Kanopy, Tubi, PlutoTV, and Freevee. It is also available on physical media as a Blu-ray formatted disc from Synapse Films.
Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Chad, will be Ghost Story (1981), based on Peter Straub’s 1979 novel! The Grue-Crew has been wanting to do this one for a long time! If you heard them announce Without Warning (1980) on the podcast, they apologize for the change, but it is on the schedule for November. Be patient, fellow babies.
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MOVIES WITH MEN IN UNDERWEAR
(This is outdated- website shutdown early 2000’s)
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10 to Midnight (1983) Violent thriller with Charles Bronson hunting a serial killer whose modus operandi (in the TV version) is to hunt his victims in just his briefs. (The killer works naked in the non-TV version).
101 Rent Boys (2000) Documentary. Includes, as you might expect, some underwear and nudity.
12:01 (1993) (TV) Sci-fi comedy. Caught in a time loop where he keeps reliving the same day, Jonathan Silverman wakes up each morning with the same hangover, in his shirt and boxer shorts.
1941 (1979) Comedy. Guy knocks out a sailor and steals his uniform to get into a dance. When the sailor comes to, he enters the dance hall, still in his bold red-and-white striped boxers, and a fight ensues.
1969 (1988) Long scene of Robert Downey Jr. stripping to his white jockeys and running around.
2 Days in the Valley (1996) Crime drama. Danny Aiello in boxers as he changes clothes.
29th Street (1991) Great army physical scene - at least a couple guys in white A-shirts and jockeys.
42nd Street (1933) Dick Powell is fixing his sock garters, while clad in only white boxers and A-shirt, as Ruby Keeler walks in on him. Ruby is shocked, but Dick carries on without embarrassment.
8½ Women (1999) Philip and Storey are forced to strip in a casino at gunpoint (we see full frontal and rear nudity of both men) (But do we see the underwear?).
83 Hours 'Til Dawn (1990) (TV) Crime drama based on true story. Sociopathic kidnapper Peter Strauss lying on his bed in light blue boxers.
Abductors, The (1972) Ginger attempts to get information from a bad guy: she cuffs him to a tree, and yanks down his pants and underwear with the threat of castration. When she gets the info she needs she drives off, leaving him struggling with his slick willie flopping around. He's obviously embarrassed to be left half naked like that, but she promises to let the cops know where he's located.
About Last Night... (1986) Rob Lowe in white briefs and nude.
Above the Dust Level (1999) Short film. In a Sydney apartment block, three tenants' lives collide in a story of hypochondria, belligerent neighbours and disappearing underpants.
Above the Law (1988) Action. Steven Segal drives a sexy corrupt cop to the Chicago lakefront, forces him at gunpoint to strip down to his boxers and socks, and squat on the rocks.
Accused, The (1988) Woody Brown pulls up his white jockey briefs after baring his ass in a rape scene.
Ace Ventura II Jim Carey in white boxer briefs.
Across the Tracks (1991) Brad Pitt in his bedroom in his underwear, and several scenes of him wearing really skimpy shorts.
Acting on Impulse (1993) C. Thomas Howell in his black silk boxer shorts - gets them pulled down by Linda Fiorentino.
Adventures of a Private Eye (1977) Typical pointless 70s British smutty farce. At the end of the movie, a guy is fleeing pursuers, covered only by a sheet, and escapes on a bus. When he gets off the bus, the sheet gets caught in the door and he's left on the street in only his shoes and socks. He steals a pair of drawers from a clothesline and continues in them for some minutes.
Adventures of Barry McKenzie, The (1972) Comedy. Man caught in bed with another man's woman is thrown out of the room in his underwear - socks, T-shirt and striped boxers. His trousers are thrown out, too, so he puts them on.
Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The (1999) Children's film. Mandy Patinkin embarrassed in his yellow undershirt and fancy polka-dot boxer shorts.
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The (1994) Few scenes of hunk wearing Calvin Klein boxers.
Adventures of Sebastian Cole, The (1998) "We see Sebastian (Adrian Grenier) lying on the roof of his old house in the rain and in just his underwear."
Against All Odds (1984) James Woods in black boxers.
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998) Family comedy. There is a scene where Kevin Zegers is waking up in the morning in his bedroom and slips on a football on the ground. He is wearing white boxerbriefs with stripes and looks HOT!!!
Alice’s Restaurant (1969) Arlo Guthrie in classic white jockeys. Nice Army physical scene of other guys in undies.
Alien (1979) Sci-fi horror. Unconscious, with an alien attached to his face, John Hurt in a one-piece (if you like that sort of thing).
Aliens (1986) Sci-fi horror action. Marines wakened from hyper-sleep in military green shorts and T-shirts.
All of Me (1984) Comedy. Steve Martin in his undershirt and striped boxers.
All the Kind Strangers (1974) (TV) Two teenage boys standing in the bedroom wearing only white briefs. There was also talk of them getting spankings throughout the movie and one scene where one asks for a switching. This movie stars Robbie Benson and Stacy Keach.
All the Right Moves (1983) Craig T. Nelson in white briefs.
All the Right Moves (1983) In one scene, three groupie girls strip the boy (Patrick Fugit, who was 16 while filming) to his white briefs. The next morning he awakens and walks around a bit in just the briefs before dressing. Very nice scene. The film takes place in 1973, but he wears modern FTLs with the logo all around the waistband.
All Tied Up (1994) Comedy. Two scenes: Zack Galligan in grey briefs and T-shirt when awakened by girl friend who comes to his apartment. Later, black briefs waking up and then working on computer. Picture may be an outtake:
Almost Famous (2000) In one scene, 3 groupie girls strip the boy (Patrick Fugit, who was 16 while filming) to his white briefs. The next morning he awakens and walks around a bit in just the briefs before dressing. Very nice scene. The film takes place in 1973, but he wears modern FTLs with the logo all around the waistband.
Always Leave Them Laughing (1949) Milton Berle - supposedly one of the most 'endowed' men in show business - exhibits himself in wide striped full-cut boxer shorts.
American Anthem (1986) Terribly cheesy movie about a guy’s internal conflict of whether or not to go back to gymnastics. Great shot of former Olympic gymnast Mitch Gaylord lying in what appears to be black bikini briefs or black nylon running shorts after he and the female lead have sex. Nice shot.
American Flyers (1985) David Grant changing clothes.
American Graffiti (1973) Hit comedy. Paul Le Mat pulls down Charles Martin Smith’s trousers, showing his white briefs and embarrassing him in front of the girl he wanted to impress.
American Hero John Ritter
American History X (1998) Drama. Ed Norton in white boxer shorts.
American Me (1992) Two male rape scenes, very graphic, lots of underwear scenes.
American Pie (1999) Teen comedy. Jim (Jason Biggs) in colourful print boxer shorts at the beginning, middle and end of this movie, including being caught by his parents when he's trying to watch a porn station, and stripping for a girl in his room.
American Psycho (2000) Thriller. "We see Bateman in his underwear and later see his bare butt as he showers".
American Summer, An (1991) A young Brian Austin Green plays strip poker with a girl...he ends up laying over her and kissing her. Great shot of package as he leans in for the kiss. Mid-end of movie.
Americanization of Emily, The (1964) James Garner is woken up during an invasion sequence in WW II and bewildered he walks outside in white T-shirt and boxer shorts, only to be told by a passing MP to "Put your pants on, Mac!"
Amityville Horror, The (1979) James Brolin walks down the stairs in bulging white classic briefs - clearly revealing he is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992) Tedious horror sequel. Girl seduces a teen and gets him to strip to his white briefs (but he is consumed by a pool of slime before he can get to her). Another guy in blue briefs and robe, and a third tied face down on a bed in his undershirt and striped boxers.
Anchors Aweigh (1945) Gene Kelly wakes up late in his white sailor boxer shorts and T-shirt because Frank Sinatra double-crossed him. Boy, does Gene get mad!!!
Angie (1994) Comedy-drama. James Gandolfini with girlfriend Geena Davis in purple silk boxers at the start of the movie.
Angus High school locker room scene. Nice rear view of teen in black Speedo.
Any Given Sunday (1999) Drama. Handsome footballer Jamie Foxx standing outdoors, shirtless, pants open and down a bit, revealing his black bikini briefs.
Animal House (1978) Kevin Bacon in WHITE briefs.
Animal Instincts II Two quick shots of Woody Brown in blue bikini briefs. Another scene with a guy in boxers shorts.
Anything Goes (1956) Donald O’Connor undresses before his partner, Bing Crosby. Donald wears socks and full-cut boxer shorts.
Anywhere But Here (1999) Corbin Allred plays a student who may or may not sleep with Ann (she has him strip to his underwear, but the scene ends with them kissing and then hugging).
Apocalypse Now (1979) Martin Sheen
April Fool’s Day (1986) Ken Olandt in white briefs getting into bed.
Apt Pupil (1998) Psychological thriller. Todd Bowden (Brad Renfro) in bed in his boxer shorts. Also, gym locker room sequence in which Brad Renfro strips for the showers. Guys behind him in undershorts; Renfro himself is in white briefs before taking them off.
Arachnophobia (1990) Comedy-thriller. Jeff Daniels, new doctor in a small town, is called out to check the high-school football team. They are lined up in their boxers for the cursory but intimate examination.
Argent Content (1999) (Easy Money) Short French film. Hostage stripped to his boxers in a bank raid.
Armageddon (1998) Sci-fi disaster action. Early scene has Bruce Willis chasing his daughter’s fiancé (is it Ben Affleck?) in his underwear, around an oil rig.
Artemisia (1997) Bigraphical dramatisation. Breaking with tradition in Renaissance Italy, a woman resolves to become a painter. Fortunately, she has a tall, dark and handsome friend to undress and pose for her; he strips to his drawers and she tells him to take them off, too.
As Good As It Gets (1997) Comedy-drama. Greg Kinnear in blue boxers. Skeet Ulrich as a burglar in tight jeans with a fashionable hole revealing his white briefs beneath.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) Bondian spy spoof. Powers (Mike Myers) successfully defeats attacking ‘fem-bots’ by stripping off and dancing around in his Union Jack briefs.
Author! Author! (1982) Al Pacino walks in light blue trim-cut boxer shorts as he readies his children for an opening night performance.
Avanti! (1972) Comedy. Jack Lemmon, chasing Juliet Mills, strips down to his underwear and black socks and swims after her.
Awakenings (1990) Robert De Niro in a diaper (c
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History of the World, Part II | Teaser
The mini-series sequel to Mel Brooks’ History of the World, Part I film will premiere on Hulu on March 6, 2023, followed by two new episodes daily through March 9, 2023.
Cast
Mel Brooks, Wanda Sykes, Nick Kroll, Ike Barinholtz, Pamela Adlon, Tim Baltz, Zazie Beetz, Jillian Bell, Quinta Brunson, Dove Cameron, D’Arcy Carden, Ronny Chieng, Rob Corddry, Danny DeVito, David Duchovny, Hannah Einbinder, Jay Ellis, Josh Gad, Kimiko Glenn, Brandon Kyle Goodman, Jake Johnson, Richard Kind, Johnny Knoxville, Lauren Lapkus, Jenifer Lewis, Poppy Liu, Joe Lo Truglio, Jason Mantzoukas, Ken Marino, Jack McBrayer, Zahn McClarnon, Charles Melton, Kumail Nanjiani and Brock O’Hurn, Andrew Rannells, Emily Ratajkowski, Sam Richardson, Nick Robinson, Seth Rogen, Sarah Silverman, Timothy Simons, J.B. Smoove, David Wain, Taika Waititi, Reggie Watts and Tyler James Williams.
#History of the World Part 2#History of the World Part II#History of the World Part I#History of the World#Mel Brooks#Wanda Sykes#Nick Kroll#Ike Barinholtz#Hulu#television#live action#live action television
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The Sarah Silverman Program Has Gigantic, Orange Gays
“Muffin’ Man” (March 1, 2007)
You know what’s super complicated? The Sarah Silverman Program. It’s funny, but just talking about why it’s funny in 2023 necessitates a lot of discussion of controversial topics including but not limited to ironic racism, straight dudes playing gay characters, January 6 and several people who are now canceled. Nonetheless, Drew (and not Glen, because Glen is not in this episode) is joined by Henry Gilbert to discuss why this show’s queer representation was novel and still should be important all these years later.
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12 years ago today Wreck It Ralph released in theaters!!!
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#Disney#wreck it ralph#Sergeant Calhoun#Fix-It Felix#Vanellope von Schweetz#Rich Moore#Phil Johnston#Jennifer Lee#Jim Reardon#Clark Spencer#John C. Reilly#Sarah Silverman#Jack McBrayer#Jane Lynch#Rob Dressel#Tim Mertens#Henry Jackman
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#Mira-Marathon | Danny Phantom
Animation Series Name: Danny Phantom | Season 2 | (2005); Production studios: Nickelodeon Animation Series, Billionfold; Director by: Butch Hartmanz, Wincat Alcala, Gary Conrad, Julie Hashiguchi, Kevin Petrilak, Ken Bruce, Richard Bowman, Sean Dempsey, Daniel de la Vega; Screenwriters: Brian Hogan, Sib Ventress, Marty Isenberg, Bob Boyle, Mark Banker, Mark Drop, Amy Keating Rogers, Kevin Sullivan, David Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic, Ellen Lichtwardt Goodchild, Steve Marmel, George Goodchild, Scott D. Peterson, Butch Hartman, Matt Wayne; Starring: David Kaufman, Grey Griffin, Rickey D'Shon Collins, Rob Paulsen, Kath Soucie; Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Action; Running Time: One series – 22 minutes | All series – 7 hours 20 minutes;
The second season of Danny Phantom continues the emotional and exciting adventures of the main character. It is packed with action, humor and exploration of more complex themes. Character development and raised stakes add depth to the story. While there are slight flaws in some episodes, overall this season is a great addition to the first and will appeal to fans of the series.
My rating:
⭐⭐⭐⭐
#mira marathon#danny phantom#animation series#season 2#2005#nickelodeon animation series#billionfold#science fiction#fantasy#action#-1 hour#7 hours#8/10#david kaufman#grey griffin#brian hogan#wincat alcala#sib ventress#gary conrad#marty isenberg#julie hashiguchi#bob boyle#kevin petrilak#mark banker#ken bruce#mark drop#richard bowman#amy keating rogers#sean dempsey#kevin sullivan
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Interactive animated adventure game Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore announced for PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Switch, and PC
Gematsu Source
Publisher Limited Run Games and developer Seedy Eye Software have announced interactive animated adventure game Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, PlayStation 4, Switch, and PC (Steam). It will launch in 2023.
Here is an overview of the game, via Seedy Eye Software:
About
Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore is a spiritual successor to a pair of infamous fantasy adventure titles. It is a NEW interactive animated adventure, where players must help Arzette save the Kingdom of Faramore from the evil demon king, Daimur.
Key Features
Action Adventure – Players will accompany Arzette in her journey across the Kingdom of Faramore. During her journey, she will destroy foes, unlock new areas, acquire powerful items, and find secrets, all in effort to destroy the world-threatening demon king Daimur.
Beautiful Backgrounds – Every area in Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore has a unique, hand-painted background produced by talented artists, including one of the artists from the games that inspired Arzette, Rob Dunlavey.
Colorful Cutscenes – Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore features dozens of fully-voiced traditionally animated cutscenes, produced in a beloved style familiar to fans of the games Arzette was inspired by.
Sumptuous Sound – Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore‘s excellent soundtrack is composed by award-winning musician Jake “Button Masher” Silverman, in his fully-scored game debut. In addition, voice actors from the games Arzette is inspired by, including Jeffrey Rath and Bonniejean Wilbur, have returned for new roles.
Perfect Pedigree – Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore is developed by Seth “Dopply” Fulkerson, a passionate developer with experience in this game genre. Assisting him are talented, passionate contributors, including design contribution by John Linneman.
Watch the announcement trailer below.
Announce Trailer
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#Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore#Arzette#Seedy Eye Software#Adventure Game#PS5#PS4#Xbox Series#Xbox One#Nintendo Switch#Steam#Gematsu#I was not expecting to see someone make a game inspired by the Zelda CD-i games but with possibly good gameplay. Yet here we are. XD
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Sampo, how much would it take for you to provide certain services?
Exaggeration, a key element in any performer's repertoire; a hum too theatrical, too contemplative. With such a pronounced emphasis, who wouldn't know the underlying messages being conveyed? Even if there isn't breath biting at your ear, even if there isn't a whisper — nevertheless, a few tap-tap-taps against his chin spell one thing: nonchalance.
“'Ole Sampo works a lot of magic! A 'lil pinch here, a dash there... it'll take a teeensy bit more info to get my old brain jogged. If intel's what you're jonesing for, I've got intel pourin' out my ears! Depends on what, though -- little miss Supreme Guardian? Got loads to spill about her, all of which would get her in a tizzy. How about that doctor lady, madam Natasha? Seems she's got some skeletons in her closet, and not of the anatomical model kind. Or, if you're feeling spicy, how's about some detail involving those, ah, Trailblazers as they call themselves? -- Your pal Sampo can't help you there, that group's got more mysteries than Sampo's got hands.
I've got plenty of the boring, fineprint stuff too... the payroll for every Silvermane Guard, what your tax money is being spent on, who robbed that sweet old woman down the street... but, you didn't come for any of that stuff, did you? -- Sampo Koski's a smart cookie! I've got the ears, nose, and hands for this sort of thing.”
A lean downward, impersonal however intimate all the same: quiet words meant for a singular pair of ears.
“I've gotta' tell you, though. That'll run you a couple hundred more. I'm all for a little fun here and there, these old bones are more agile than they look, but: business before pleasure, as they say... and I have a very tight schedule. So: name your price, sweetheart, and I'll give you some insider info.”
#Many apologies for all of the business-oriented puns. Unfortunately he is the way that he is.#asks‚ sampo.#Thank you for sending this in anon! <3
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This is, perhaps, the only time she's going to admit they make a formidable duo. Letting out happy little bleats at the lick. Given she cannot reach- she will lick his chest fur instead. And then it's time to execute the plan! Cute goat distraction is a go!!
Goodness, Eros is still so incredibly small, even like this. Sampo must tread carefully, lest he also be distracted by her fearsome cuteness! Stalwartly, he stands his ground and takes his licks in return (all the while lamenting that he can no longer scoop and squish her.)
Then he headbutts her (veeery lightly) to get her to get a move on.
There's some Silvermane guards he wants to try robbing!
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Incarnation (Honkai Star Rail x Child! Herrscher! Reader)
Summary: In which Y/n, the creation of Will of Honkai, successfully defeated her own creator with the help of her friends. After defeating the Will of Honkai, for using too much of her power she goes into a deep sleep.
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Chapter 7
Third POV:
Stelle and March were looking for Dang Heng, only to find him in the Fight Club, which Sampo dragged him there. When they managed to find Dang Heng there, they saw Sampo leave the Fight Club, the three of them followed him and interrogated him.
"H-Hey! It's you! I was just thinking to myself: "Am I getting robbed? Who are these people following me?" So, y'know, you start to walk a little faster, and... Anyhoo if I'd just turned around, I could've thrown open my arms and said a big "hi" to my old friends." Sampo said as he was making an excuse to himself.
"Save it. You saw us in there and got scared, so you pulled a runner." March was so done with Sampo's pathetic excuse.
"Me? Scared? Hahaha, my friends, what do I have to fear? *gasp* Surely I haven't done anything to offend you?" Sampo said.
"You set Dan Heng up." Stelle said.
"Set him up? Yeah, with a job! You guys are new here, and let me tell you, you're gonna need some cash. And, Sampo Koski stops at nothing to help his friends. Saving you was just the beginning, I have to consider your finances too! With me you get the full service, folks. That's friendship." Sampo said.
"Where's Y/n?! We haven't seen her since we got here!" March said.
"You mean the little girl? I have no idea where she went after I dropped you off at the clinic." Sampo said.
"He's right. She just left without us knowing." Dan Heng said.
The three of them continue to interrogate Sampo, and now the four of them were looking any traces of Wildfire, which Sampo told them.
"Seele's usually always out on patrol here at this time... What's Wildfire up to...? Hmm... are they avoiding me?" Sampo ponder.
"Hey, look! Who's is that?" March said, looking over the crowd.
"Is that... Bronya?" Stelle asked.
"It looks like she's in trouble..." March said.
"M-My friends, don't just stand there! This drama really doesn't need any more bystanders!" Sampo said.
"Oh? Y'know it might be interesting to see you get in trouble." March said.
"We should avoid attracting too much attention... but we can't just leave her." Dan Heng said.
"Dan Heng's right, we can't ignore this." Stelle said.
"Exactly! My boy Cold Dragon Young- uh... young master Dan Heng speaks with reason." Sampo said.
"Let's help her." March said.
"Alright princess. Let's dispense with the pleasantries!" One of the Vagrants said as he aimed the weapon on Bronya and pulled the trigger.
As he pulled the trigger, the bullet was sliced into tiny pieces, as Seele appeared out of nowhere.
"You dare attack someone on our turf again... How about I give you a punishment then?"
"Argh, darn it! Quick, disperse!" The Vagrants run away as possible.
"Spinless thugs!" Seele said, as looks where the Vagrants ran off.
"Miss Seele! Phew, it's a good thing you showed up when you did. My heartfelt thanks~ These Vagrants have got some nerve looking for trouble in Wildfire terri-"
"Shut it Sampo, this has "you" written all over it. Wildfire has countless issues on it's plate right now. We don't need a side order of Koski" Seele said.
"I hear a Silvermane Guard is paying the Underworld a visit... is that you?" Seele asked Bronya.
"You kidnapped me and brought me to the underground. What is the meaning of this?" Bronya said.
"My, my, even your counter self, you still like Bronya~" a familiar voice said.
All of them looked where the voice was coming from, a familiar h/c hair and e/c eyes appeared out of thin air as she waves at the group.
"Sorry I'm late." Y/n gave them a small smile.
"Did you just appered out of nowhere?!" March exclaimed.
"Where did you go?" Dan Heng asked Y/n.
"I got bored and wanted to explore. You humans are so boring, I wonder why Kiana wanted to save humanity..." Y/n whispered the last sentence.
"So you know this little girl? I happend to save her from those vargrant." Seele said.
"It's you..." Bronya looked uneasy upon looking at Y/n, remembering what happend to her guards at their fight. Bronya shake her head.
"Nevermind." Bronya averted her eyes at Y/n, then she gaze at Seele. "You kidnapped me and bought me to the underground. What is the meaning?
"Hmph, listen to her. "What is the meaning of this?" ...She still thinks she's an Overworld princess. Do you know what's become of us down here while you live the easy life? Did you even consider the fate of the Undeworlders?" Seele asked Bronya.
"The Silvermane Guards aren't "living the easy life." We are constantly engaged with the enemy, defending Belobog from the scourge of attacking monsters... And protecting all those above and below the surface." Bronya said.
"Hah, do you even hear yourself? You? Protect the underground? Redeploying every Guard to the surface, sealing off the only passageway... Protecting the so-called Architects, more like it." Seele said.
"The Madam Guardian has her reasons..." Bronya said.
"Hmph, Enough talk, you're coming with me. Chief Oleg wants to see you, and he's got more than a few questions." Seele said.
"Perfect, Miss Seele! We were just on our way to pay Chief Oleg a visit ourselves. Room for a few more?" Sampo asked.
"Fully booked." Seele said. She shifts her gaze at the trio. "...Who are they?"
"I'm Stelle." Stelle introduced herself to Seele.
"...What good is your name by itself!" Seele said.
"Well its this: The chief's in the market fo specific talent, an urgent request. So i'm taking them to see him..." Sampo explained.
"We're looking for a Stellaron, it's the source of all the disasters here. If we find it, we can-" March was cut off by Sampo.
"Ahaha- ahem! I would recommend you not recite your story to everyone you meet. Miss Seele won't understand it anyway, so let's save it for the chief, huh?" Sampo said.
"You're right. I don't understand it, and I don't plan on passing the message on either. Wildfire's encountered trouble at the Great Mine, the chief's busy. If you really want to find him, come look for me at the mine entrance. I'm leaving." Seele left the place.
Y/n, Stelle, March, Dan Heng, and Bronya went to find Seele at the entrance of the Great Mine. The five of them went searching for Seele, Y/n was the one who found her first.
"Hey, you came. That was fast." Seele said.
"What is Wildfire doing in the mine?" Y/n asked.
"Didn't I tell you? *sigh* Long story short. The underground used to have many mines. However, in recent years, some sort of corrosion called the "Fragmentum" started to spread, it's ruined a lot of mines. The one we're heading into is relatively unaffected. A bunch of vagrants made it their home after their old turf was consumed by the Fragmentum. Actually, most of them are pretty honest folks... But with such a large group, it's inevitable that troublemakers will find their way in. They've been stealing from the miners and picking fights. And that's not the worst of it. Things are much more serious this time... For two days now, huge clashes have been breaking out between the miners and the miners and the vagrants. It isn't pretty. Mines are our lifelines in the Underworld.We have to keep providing Geomarrow to the Overworld in exchange for supplies. In order to quell the situation, Chief Oleg brought Wildfire into the mine and left me in charge of security for the towns. But the situations in the mine is critical, I have to back him up." Seele explained.
"Understood, let's go." Y/n Said.
Seele looks at Bronya. "Oh, as for you... the Chief wil decide your fate when we see him.
"Good, I've been wanting to come face to face with the leader of the Underworld." Bronya said.
"Hmph, you're about to come fae to face with reality." Seele said.
"Can you two please stop flirting with each other." Stelle said.
"We're not flirting!" Both Bronya and Seele said.
"Right..." Stelle deadpanned at the two.
Second POV:
The six of them enter the Great Mine, March noticed a familiar doctor among the crowd. "Huh? Isn't that the doctor lady?" March said.
"What's Natasha doing here? Things must be worse than I thought." Seele said. All of them went to Natasha to ask what's the commotion is all about.
"Nat! I didn't think you'd be here. Where's Oleg?" Seele asked.
"Hey Seele, and... Sampo's guests. So, it looks like you've already met. i haven't seen Oleg. The miners sid they saw him take a group further in." Natasha said.
"These people..." Stelle gestures.
"Miners and their family members. They want an explaination from the instigators. This area up ahead is a vagrant dwelling, but they've sealed off the entrance. I guess they're afraid that angry miners might take revenge. *sigh* I heard that many were injured in the clashes, so I hurried over here to see if I could help." Natasha said.
"How could the siuation here become such a mess?" Seele asked.
"I heard that First Mining Team found a Geomarrow vein with incredible deposits... The initial estimate put it at the largest discovery in the last thirty years." Natasha explained.
"Are you serious? That's big news. How come I never heard about it?" Seele said.
"Well, they weren'tin a hurry to make it known. Most o the mines have been contaminated by the Fragmentum, many people are out o work. They were afraid of eing overwhelmed if they let the word out." Natasha said.
As Natasha continue discussing while others were listening, You got tired already even though you didn't do much. You try to stay awake but you took a quick nap but you hear a voice you haven't heard a long time.
Ÿ́̾͏̧̝̦̜͖͇̖̩̼o͖̠͇͚̮͔̣͒͒̋ͭ͑̈ū̏ͣͯ̐̾̓͝҉̳̹̰ͅ ͈̰͖̓͂̈͒̈́̉ͫ͝͡t͚̺̬̞̱͎̱̭ͯ̔ͧ̇̈́͗̓́h̬͇̼̗̱͓͍ͭ̑ͪͩͦͨi̶̠̩͈̜̓̾͘ͅn͈̯͉͒̿̽ͨ̉ͧͫͩ̉͡k͊ͨ̏ͩ̅ͬͦ҉͈̺ ͦ̇͒̇̈͏̜̟̲̩y̸̙͔̯̽ͨͬͮ͟o̖̰̟̱̬̹͉͖ͥ̍̊͗͡u̠͚̳̟̦͔̤͔ͬ ̶̢̺̬̍̌ͫͣ͑̇̊ͮc̫̯̦̥̱̪̜ͤaͯͯͭ̅͋̍ͨ͝͏̣͍̘̱̜̯̹̝ͅn͈͚̱͇̻͎̻͒̈̓ͦ͂̒̅̑̚͢ͅ ͈̟̠̱̘̪̗̯ͯ̌ͪ̔̂͋͟g̡̦͕̭͎͓͑ͮͭ̎͑̄͡e̷̲͓̰̱ͥ̚͟͝t̨̙͎͍̫̂͂͆̏͟ ͐͒̈͏҉͕̦͉a̡̦̞̟͈͓̱͈̓͌͂͋ͣͧ̓̀͟ẁ̷̞̤̹͓͍̮͚̦̪̂̽̿͂ͩa͍̬̒̾ͩͤ͠͠y̹̼͉͇̻̥̬͖̙͋ͫ͌̎̽̈́ ̨̪̭̹̝̘͊̊ͪ̆ͩ́ͅf̡͈̜͔̫͕̠͍ͥ̏̄ͨ͋͋͗̕r̶̸̫͍̞̘͙̭ͫ̄ͩō̦̟̙̓̽̕͟ṃ̟̰̘̤̜̈́̄ͣ̋ ̹̖̹̇̓ͩ̂̀̚͝mͥͦ̎͘͏̦̗ͅy̢̼͙̖̘͊ͣͮ͊ ̴̝͔̩ͦ̌̆̓č̹̮̳̱͖̈́ͦ͂̏͐́o̵̡̹͉̍̅͜n̘͈̦̩̭̭ͮ̒̌̈t̶͔͓̯͎͈͙ͧ͆ͧ̉̆̆̎̓r̛̥͍͛̋̉̋̽͌o͇̮̙̦̯͂ͯļ̧̣̤̦̘ͤ̄́̇̍,̨̠̟̳̫͓̗͂ͯͫͨ͛͆ͫ͋̎ͅ ̶̮̣̭̻͉̰̱ͬ͆̍Y̶͙͙̓̉͐̄/̸̢̠̠̺̰͚͓͕͌ͭṇ̶̼̙̭̱̙̦̝̽͢͜.̵̰̯̭͕̥͈̬̯̊͒̓̅̅͛ͭͫ.̲͙̗͎̝͕̍̏̑ͩ͆̃ͧͧ͜͟.̫̜̭̻͓̬̜̽ͤ̀ ̸̶̨̖̲̲͋͛ͫ͆I̸͔̦̳͎̋̀̋ ͉͈̈ͧͯ̕͢͟ͅa̲̠̞͉̬ͦͬ̊ͥͩ͝m͆ͧ̐̂̊̅̅̆̀͏̺̮̪͡ ͣ͊ͣ̊ͩ͌͛͑ͭ́͏͕͎̝̮͕ŷ̡̤͙̺̣̼͈̝̿́͞o̸͓͙̯̜ͦ̑̾̿̔ͨ͐̽̀͡u͍͍̦̭̗̼̮̹̤ͭ͐͂͝'̹̥͊͌͐ͤ́́̚͢r̷̩̭̮̘̣̪͔͆́͘ě̵̢̖̩̩͙̠̯̣͒̌͐̋̍ͫͅ ̸̷͉͓̰̙̤̺̙̹ͥͫ̅͛̌c̡̛̤͕͔̙̹̻̠̊ͬ͛ͬͥͦ͑̀͞r̡̹̞͐̚ẹ̝̝̭ͧ͂ͩ̑̇a̦̹͈̦͂̑͡t̨̤̝͇̥̻̪͚ͪ̎̍̀́o̷̶̪͕̬̲̼̹̍̊̊͆̇r̶̖͎̥͕̲͉̤ͫ̏̉ͨ͊̉̇̿͢!̡͖̆ͤͭͫ̑͒͞
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6/3/2024
Love Bugs' Truth
Morning Songs
Doing Homeschool
With Taylor Swift
Apparently I'm Not
The Only One
Studying Her Lyrics
Ellen Had Her
On To Sing "Foster
The People,"
With Zac Efron
In 2012
Ellen Had Them
On
Singing
"Pumped Up Kicks,"
For Guitar Home
School
Zac Was On "Liberal
Arts,"
Just Went To The
Opening
Valentine Weekend Was
A Lonely Affair
For Taylor And
The Singles Singing
Was Zac The Scapegoat
Professor Fairfield
Lusted
A Experiemental
Morsel On Ayuhuasca
Professor Fairfield
The Cougar
From School
A Fallen Meditation
Teacher
Was Zac The Scapegoat
For All The Public
Defenders
Like Coachella
Now
In Ohio
To Iowa
Making Billie Ellish
Sing "Lunch,"
At After Parties
Was Josh The Scape
Goat
For All The Public
Defenders
In Ohio
Gay Secret Service
Always Chasing
You
Me
From New York
To California
Jewish Gangs
Hunting
A Director
Wants A Prank
A Writer Wants
A Kickback
What Did You Think
The Backdoor
Did Kids
Well Let's Study Bugs
Instead Of Forcing Embros
And Clean Out
These 7000 ***Holes
In Secret Service
With Enemas
A Writer Wants
Her Rights
Not A Plea Bargain
A Singer Wants
Her Voice
Not Brazilian
Censorship
Apologies Are In
Order
Taylor Told The
Truth,
"It's Weird
On The Ellen
Show,"
We Don't Like
Getting Groomed
Zac Tried To Tell
The Truth
Josh Did Too
My Dad Is Really
Great He Says
But Can't Elaborate
Just An Alcoholic
Recovered Artist
Sculptor
Lawyer
My Dad Is Really
Great He Says
Just Gave Him
Every Alergy
Of Court
He Could
My Dad Is Really
Great
My Kids Repeat
After You
Really Great
So You Started
Drafting Liberal
Artists
Only To Steal Our
Kids
My Dad's Really
Great
And The Judges
Around Him
Work With Dr.
Alan Silverman
Terrorising My Family
That's What SNL
Says About #Trump
He Stole Everything
From US
Raped Us
Drugged Us
Robbed Us
But He's Really
Great
They Have To Say
That
Or Abuse Worse
7000 Gay Secret
Service Hating On Us
We're They Great
Spreading Germ Warfare
Breaking Moms Hearts
Ending In Murder
James Bond
Waiting For Their Charges
8+ Years
And We Are Still
Eloning
War Almost Over
Joe Biden Declared
A Plea Bargain
For You And Israel
Is Elon Still
Really Great
Under Those Memes
And Plea Bargains
Forcing God Knows What
War Is Over
We Need Our Cyberbeasts
You Got Your
Tranny Spin Doctors
We Need Our Kids
We Need Freedom
For Our Physicists
And Husband's
We Need Our Kids
We Need Our Baby
Daddies Alive
Don't Shoot Him
In The Gut
Like The Temecula
Gangs Of Clark Legal
Gangs And
Accomplices
Got My
Neighbor Adrian
On Country Club
Don't Shoot Him
In The Balls
Don't Blame His
Son AJ
Or Impale The
Little Ones
Don't Shoot Another
Pedo
Close Them All Down
Give Them Little Pink
Smart Cars
After You Detox
Secret Service
And Retire
Bush ***Gots
Wayward Cancerous
Balls
Merci Moms
#4BillionMothersStrong
Indeed
#4BillionMothersStrong
#StormyStrong
Please
Make Some Noise
Ladies
Merci
Baraye
Long Live
Irany
Peace,
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