#roach my beloved

[serious-goose]

oops i made more silly little ofmd valentines 🤭

More Valentines

[chthonicathenean]

A challenger approaches...

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

[strawb3rrysunda3]

some oc art ig 👉👈

[toomanywordsnllines]

How do I imagine the GRS dynamic🤨? Well quite simply you see *proceeds to give you a 10 hour essay about it*

1º pic is how I love to imagine Ghost and Roach's dynamic, quite clingy to each other

2º pic - Soap and Roach are that duo that cannot be left unsupervised for more than 30 seconds - Ghost is their third wheel ALWAYS

3º pic -It says "Taking your bf on a date. Get fucked xoxo" while Roach looks evily to the camera with a middle finger and Soap is doing a peace sign. Ghost is looking very sadly to his phone.

Roach is the kind of best friend to take Soap on dates and kiss Soap just to spite Ghost

[furiosophie]

[madstronaut]

*immediately starts trying to simultaneously take my clothes and his gear off* ALRIGHT ITS BODY HEAT SHARING TIME CANT LET THAT NASTY HYPOTHERMIA SET IN BATTLE READY AT ALL TIMES AMIRITE *dissolves into more rambling*

poor boy hes freezing

[lefttoesucker]

Okay to follow up the GhostRoach au

Boom

My raggedy teen Ghost and Roach

They are having a sleepover and are currently 0.5 seconds away from being yelled at by Soap who actually wanted to sleep :]

My babies <3

[fixfoxnox]

Fake dating (marriage) ghostroach where Ghost jokes about having to get home to "the mister" after a long mission away. The "mister" in question is his room mate and best friend Roach.

Soap misunderstands and before ghost can correct him the entire base knows that Ghost, the Ghost, is apparently married. And Ghost, being a (mostly) normal person, is too awkward to admit that maybe he needs to work on his joking voice and that he isn't actually married to his best friend.

But he kinda figures that it won't ever actually affect Roach, so hey what the heck. That is until Soap sends the invitation to his wedding to Ghost's apartment and its addressed to Mr. And Mr. Sanderson-Riley. And now Roach knows and thinks its fucking hilarious and refuses to let Ghost actually come clean for unknown reasons (Roach is going to have his fanfiction moment so help him).

So then you get fake dating, Soap arranging the boys a room only for Ghost to call and get separate ones then Roach to call afterward to make it only one again (organizing his own only one bed trope of course)

So its like fake dating but Roach is actively pursuing dumbass Ghost who is actively like "oh my God I'm so sorry all of this stuff is happening I didn't know about the couples candlelight dinner I'm so sorry" all without knowing that Roach is the one who gave Soap the idea for the dinner lmaooo

[cod-dump]

Soap: LT… are you aware that Roach has the software of a chihuahua?

Ghost, eying the bite mark on Soap’s arm: Yep… and it looks like you do too

[miilkybnn]

roach and his hat, always misplacing it!!! or is he ;)

(ghost and soap don’t have a damn clue about the cowboy hat rule)

[lobotomy-jpeg]

My partner and I saw you from across the bar

[id: Two pictures side to side of a a digital drawing of Izzy and Roach from OFMD, both in leather. Izzy is sat on the floor, having a smoke and looking at the viewer. Roach is draped on him, also looking at the viewer. Izzy's in his canon era outfit with his unicorn leg and Roach is in a leather harness that ends on a prosthetic left arm, with which he holds Izzy's boot. He's wearing a leather kilt and his mother's sash as a belt. The second photo is a cropped detail of the first one, focusing on their faces. /end id]

[medievill]

the ned low thing was a real take? lol you are really gonna look me in my eye and tell me edward “take your sword, run me through”/“whip my balls” teach stood in front of us and gd wearing a cat collar and visibly physically reacted to stede’s captain voice for your take to be “ned low, the only kinkster on ofmd, whose kink is a core part of his villainy”

lmao gorl bye

[cvntroach5000]

since the love interests do make actual notes about your schedule besides just making a calendar, i was curious what theyd have to say about a bunch of medical check ups and apparently not much. like, obviously i understand they should sound reassuring and positive, but its kind of a shame they specifically use language that implies youre this able bodied person with no long-lasting health concerns. mc literally has a heart condition??

[icannotreadcursive]

@ladycibia @kueble @fangirleaconmigo

Roach needs support.

[lesshingedhiro]

back on the mdzs run and by extension back on the wen ning brain rot

thinking abt wen ning, who was known to be a good archer and how he was probably never able to operate a bow again after becoming the ghost general given his brute strength wouldnt allow him to make accurate shots and neither would he be able to shoot wihtout breaking the bow in half, hence why he usually fights with his bare hands. the idea that even though wen ning in personality and general behaviour was preserved, but other aspects of him werent - including what he was good and bad at when he was still alive kinda pains me and brings forth the question of how many aspects of person can you remove while maintaining that they are still the same person.

[solvaneon]

I love zib so much