#roach my beloved

[serious-goose]

Roach would be the type to have a sourdough starter that he dotes over like a child

[ismellpestilence]

He always knows what to do with the vanilla extract

[gaycragula]

Quiet music filtered through your ears as your pen scribbled on the paper in front of you. You could hear Roach on your bed. The man had stopped by to bring you some food since you hadn’t yet had time to grab something with the paperwork that had stacked on your desk. The empty plate sat next to you, your stomach full and your motivation returned.

A gentle tap on your shoulder dragged your attention from the blurred lettering on the papers up to Roach who had come up behind you. You smiled up at him, laughing softly when he pressed his nose to your temple. “Do you need something, hun?” You ask quietly, pressing a loving kiss to his chin.

[mistytearious]

“you 36 ?!-”

[snail-of-fire]

roach and newman romance has given me a new taste for enemies to lovers that i never thought i'd see, and holy guacamole is it good

[lovearion]

brainrotting so hard over the passenger so i made the "understand my ship in 5 minutes" meme with my newman and roach!!

picrew: here

[chthonicathenean]

A challenger approaches...

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

[strawb3rrysunda3]

some oc art ig 👉👈

[toomanywordsnllines]

How do I imagine the GRS dynamic🤨? Well quite simply you see *proceeds to give you a 10 hour essay about it*

1º pic is how I love to imagine Ghost and Roach's dynamic, quite clingy to each other

2º pic - Soap and Roach are that duo that cannot be left unsupervised for more than 30 seconds - Ghost is their third wheel ALWAYS

3º pic -It says "Taking your bf on a date. Get fucked xoxo" while Roach looks evily to the camera with a middle finger and Soap is doing a peace sign. Ghost is looking very sadly to his phone.

Roach is the kind of best friend to take Soap on dates and kiss Soap just to spite Ghost

[serious-goose]

oops i made more silly little ofmd valentines 🤭

More Valentines

[madstronaut]

*immediately starts trying to simultaneously take my clothes and his gear off* ALRIGHT ITS BODY HEAT SHARING TIME CANT LET THAT NASTY HYPOTHERMIA SET IN BATTLE READY AT ALL TIMES AMIRITE *dissolves into more rambling*

poor boy hes freezing

[furiosophie]

[lefttoesucker]

Okay to follow up the GhostRoach au

Boom

My raggedy teen Ghost and Roach

They are having a sleepover and are currently 0.5 seconds away from being yelled at by Soap who actually wanted to sleep :]

My babies <3

[fixfoxnox]

Fake dating (marriage) ghostroach where Ghost jokes about having to get home to "the mister" after a long mission away. The "mister" in question is his room mate and best friend Roach.

Soap misunderstands and before ghost can correct him the entire base knows that Ghost, the Ghost, is apparently married. And Ghost, being a (mostly) normal person, is too awkward to admit that maybe he needs to work on his joking voice and that he isn't actually married to his best friend.

But he kinda figures that it won't ever actually affect Roach, so hey what the heck. That is until Soap sends the invitation to his wedding to Ghost's apartment and its addressed to Mr. And Mr. Sanderson-Riley. And now Roach knows and thinks its fucking hilarious and refuses to let Ghost actually come clean for unknown reasons (Roach is going to have his fanfiction moment so help him).

So then you get fake dating, Soap arranging the boys a room only for Ghost to call and get separate ones then Roach to call afterward to make it only one again (organizing his own only one bed trope of course)

So its like fake dating but Roach is actively pursuing dumbass Ghost who is actively like "oh my God I'm so sorry all of this stuff is happening I didn't know about the couples candlelight dinner I'm so sorry" all without knowing that Roach is the one who gave Soap the idea for the dinner lmaooo

[cod-dump]

Soap: LT… are you aware that Roach has the software of a chihuahua?

Ghost, eying the bite mark on Soap’s arm: Yep… and it looks like you do too

[miilkybnn]

roach and his hat, always misplacing it!!! or is he ;)

(ghost and soap don’t have a damn clue about the cowboy hat rule)