#rimshot

[fixing-bad-comic-art]

(original found on @bad-comic-art )

[jaredwalkersam]

Jared | Jaxcon | rimshot [click for bigger]

[neil-gaiman]

Aziraphale is such acute angle, my favorite scene of him is with Noah's Arc!

[thebestworstidea]

I think most people don't experience much sexual attraction and if they do it tends to apply across genders.

but I'm a little bi/ace'd

[megahorous]

Katy Kat loses it

[bufomancer]

Unbearably cute

[aghastro]

I ran out of room!!!

[mabaris]

just realized dragon age 4 is like dungeons and dragons 4e in that it seems like everyone gets a little bit of magic now

[deus3xmachinablog]

you might say the witch’s road was… agatha all along

[athelind]

The next time I'm in a high fantasy TTRPG, I want to play a Norse bard whose signature spells all involve steam or boiling water.

That's right. He's a skald.

[cranial-bakery]

Why wouldn't the petrologist eat after his rocks were stolen?

Because he had no apatite. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[who-let-the-potato-have-a-knife]

Ya know, for a genre called period piece there sure is a lack of blood, bloating, and cramps.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Since you routinely point out that prophets are all frauds, that means that all the money they've earned from their prophecies are also fraudulent, essentially making them false prophet's false profits.

[bobauthorman]

Looks like Durahan shoulda quit while he was...Ahead.

(Ba-dum tish!)

[soapkaars]

This morning my bin was swarming with maggots so I decided to spray the whole thing with cleaning liquid mixed with vinegar and take the trash out. Now I come home and the entire floor is covered with the corpses of fleeing maggots and I have to mop it all up. Ugh