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Tug: …I sense negativity nearby…
Negativity?
What are ya on about, kid?
(Sean is behind tug, already petting them on the head)
Hello again, my child!
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I just woke up from a what’s supposed to be a 20 minutes nap but became 3 hours nap after taking my meds today 😂 can barely open my eyes as I type this
Here’s something random Price HC for you to distract you, not proof read so if it has errors my bad:
Price cared for a small plot of plant at the furthest region of the base he was stationed in. It started with one stubborn patch of green which looked half-crushed by careless boots and was barely clinging to life. Price noticed it one morning during his usual patrol. He paused, crouched down, knees cracking and he’s groaning like an old man he is and studied the struggling little plant. “Tough little bugger,” he thinks.
For some reason, he came back afterwards and poured some water on the poor shrub, and then again the next day, and again on the next next day, watching as the plant loses its yellowing green and grow new sprouts.
He could hardly consider this “farming” or “gardening”, but slowly he started getting more stuff for this routine of his. Like a broken mug as a way to scoop the dirt or picking up a random stray’s dung and pat it into the ground as fertilizer.
The men sometimes caught him lingering by the plants, but no one questioned it. They just assumed their captain was doing some sort of “tactical assessment” of the terrain. If anyone noticed the occasional frost-free patch or the odd green shoot looking a little healthier than before, they chalked it up to luck or nature, when actually it has been the Captain who’s been taking care of the plants on that place.
I don’t know where this is going, but I just think it’s funny to imagine Price walking around and going, “wait, have I watered that bugger today” or like imagining him squatting and fussing about some random plants, talking to it like he’s talking to another soldier.
Something something him being tender to the things no one cares about something something…anyways!! Hope this is enough to distract bud, I’ve yet to catch on on you and Jack’s stuff which I will do later or tomorrow myehehe
Oh this is adorable Gomz !!! Love Price talking to a plant like he's talking to his soldiers. Lots of threats. A (gentle) pat on the leaves. He's so proud when the thing starts getting bigger and stronger. Tough bugger alright. Whenever John is annoyed by his superiors or by bureaucracy, he goes outside and takes care of that plant. Beats yelling at some wide-eyed recruits some days.
Maybe this unlocks something in his brain and he starts to enjoy gardening ?? Nik notices and buys him the required tools next time they're on break together. Price has a small house somewhere in England, with a small garden but he always kept it as practical as he could, nothing fancy. Now he's thinking of growing some plants, some veggies, maybe get his own food so Nik can cook him some homemade meal with homegrown vegetable.
It's a nice little hobby he grows to enjoy, takes his mind out of the job for a few hours and makes him spend some energy (which he always has too much of whenever he's not at work.). Nik loves to sit on a garden chair outside and watch him work while enjoying some tea. It's nice to see John take some time off.
#cod#nikprice#john price#TEEHEE THANK YOU GOMZ THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA#the deadly 3 hours long map !!!#hope you feel rested at least <3#thank you for the distraction !!! this was so sweet god#love Price taking care of a little plant no one gave a shit about#huhuh#almost ready to put a gun in its leaves#“I don't care if you're a plant I want you to go to fucking war”#he's ready to be turned into a househusband#Nik's long term plan btw#their retirement is gonna be wild#thank you again !! you're very sweet <3 Hope you had a good day !!!#nekro yapping
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GOW Ragnarok Valhalla Spoilers
i feel like Tyr is having way too much fun in these therapy sessions. He started with
i came to help, because i can *wink*
so i brought new weapons for us to have fun *smiling*
#i also like how last time when you meet to fight he has both legs up as if he was meditating#the god of war having his last fights before retirement#god of war ragnarök valhalla#god of war ragnarok spoilers#gow ragnarok valhalla#gow ragnarok valhalla spoilers#tyr god of war#god of war#tyr gow#tyr
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EVERYBODY FREEZE, NEW REBUILD THE GALAXY TRAILER DROPPED
LOOK MY BABYGIIIRL
#luke skywalker#enjoying his retirement AS GOD INTENDED.#the way he's on an ocean planet too makes me giggle so hard#and MARK IS BACK#I MIGHT CRY#now-#i'm really hoping they end up showing the rest of the fab four in the series..#okay okay fine I just wanna see han..#but can you blame me IT'S THE CLOSEST TO OLD MAN YAOI SKYSOLO THAT WE CAN GET#I CAN TASTE IN ON MY FINGERS#i haven't been that excited about any of the new projects but they showed luke and I have risen#ridiculous.#star wars#rebuild the galaxy
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Just finished Intermezzo
#The Gang goes to Medieval Britain#yknow what. just shoot me in a back alley like a dog Harlan#dear god is Arthur going to kill people with his 20th century viruses#good timeline: England gets wiped out by a bioweapon and his queerplatonic situationship#hey does this mean there’s a timeline where they. where John and Arthur f— (my head explodes)#btw rip to a real one. butcher you were such a fun bastard#eldritch god appears and he goes stfu and tries to shoot him#can I just ask for them to idk get a break. call of cthulhu more like call of retirement let Arthur rest pls#Noel being plopped into Spain in the middle of the civil war… cmon kayne#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#private eyes#chia rambles
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Good luck 😭👍🏼
(I saw you sold your soul to the bl gods)
I didn't sell my soul because I never had one to begin with, but I did pray to the BL gods. They have given so much, so I need to give back. It's time.
And honestly, what if I watch TharnType and actually enjoy it? What if I don't find it as problematic as I thought it was? I love HIStory 4: Close to You, so what if I just don't care about the problems in TharnType? I'm watching the mess that is Love is like a Cat right now, so Mew has gotta be better in TharnType, right?
What if I watch a Korean or Chinese bromance and realize it's not a bromance and, by my standards, the leads are very much gay for each other? I love ToddBlack, Oh No! Here Comes Trouble and Midnight Museum, so what if I could be just as comfortable with knowing the leads have fucked without it being explicitly stated?
I don't plan on hate-watching any of these shows. I just plan to finally watch one after years of avoiding it for various reasons because that was the deal - give me my men back, and I'll take a show off of my petty list.
I loved the The Glory, so I would like other Korean revenge plots that actually involve murder. I truly do not know the difference between Word of Honor and The Untamed, and I have no idea why people keep defending this Wen guy. I know I would like the shower scene in Don't Say No, and I only know the locker scene from Love by Chance and the bullshit aftermath of the show. I have already watched all of Love in the Air because of the GIFs on my dash, and I know Payu fucks with a cross necklace on.
Also, I need to repay the BL gods NOW because I'm praying hard for JoongDunk to get a show in part 2 of GMMTV's announcements because if not . . .
It's time.
Amen.
#the gods were swift giving me back Tul#I need to repay them before he decides to retire again#I need Transplant NOW#And a new JoongDunk show#even if I couldn't get MosBank in Big Dragon 2 (yet)#I'm still getting them back#War is gonna choke Yin in Jack and Joker and I'm gonna love it#I owe the BL gods#They have given me a lot#this is my sacrifice
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aaAAa idk what Daima's gonna be like, but whether I love it or hate it, I can rest easy knowing that the production crew got a decent timeline (~2+ years for iirc 10-20 episodes? citation needed but usually things are in production for at least a year before they're announced, in my experience, and it was announced last year) and what appears to be a great budget.
It's the first Dragon Ball series to be written and directed by women, which is something I thought I'd never live to see. It's the first Dragon Ball animated series that Toriyama was personally and heavily involved in, and he seemed to be having a blast on it. And personally it kind of super actually fr chokes me up a lot to think that his final project was getting to revisit Kid Goku for one last adventure, especially since he wasn't involved in GT outside a handful of designs.
Also I know the last episode is going to emotionally wreck me, because Toriyama passed away during production and I just know whatever the cast and crew put in there to thank him is going to fuck me up!! I am going to cry.
#someone on reddit theorized that daima was a 'season break' before Super picks back up on the Moro arc but god I hope not#Not unless Toei goes back and fixes the rest of it if we're basing the story on the manga now you go back and you get your shit right#while I was looking stuff up I found an old 1996 interview of Toriyama being mad about the anime's version of Goku and it's all the same#shit I complain about re: Corporate HeroMan and it was so vindicating kalsjdkajs#it also cited a more recent interview about how Toriyama's view on Geets has changed over the years and how he's come to love his#likes his “coolness and aloof superiority.” Aloof Toei. Aloof. Google that word. Stop writing him like an insecure chihuahua.#He's a retired war dog and a super bitchy house cat rolled into one guy. una pantera.#anyway I'm ready and I'm not ready but I'm ready#Toriyama said that it's not just action so I'm!! I hope we get slice of life character stuff like we did with broly and super hero.#we know a man loved his dialogue and banter and goofy jokes so god willing those were the primary influence for the writer#dbtag
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Someone: ugh marvel sucks now
Me: you're so right, 100%, agree completely
Someone: they peaked in endgame
Me: ...
#i will never understand why people like endgame#i mean i hated infinity war bc it had to do the contrived shit where very powerful characters had to be very foolish#bc otherwise they could win immediately#and the way that they decided saving vision was more important than the hundreds of wakandans that would die instead#and many many other reasons#but endgame was a billion times worse#it had exactly one redeeming quality and that was Steve using Thor's hammer#but even that was undercut by his ending so#anyway Steve should've done the snap and Tony should've retired to be with his family#and also everything else about that movie sucked too#god the fucking “”“girl power”“” shot where all the women come together to help a man when they should've just given it to Captain marvel#way to admit you have zero female characters by the way#also way to disrespect black widow like where was her wreath during the funeral scene??#anyway there's a billion more problems with that movie but my point is people will be like “everything after endgame sucks”#and I'm like my guy everything after whatever movie was before infinity war sucks#tbf i heard the new black panther and guardians are good#but I've stopped giving marvel my money so#marvel#anti endgame#anti marvel
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If we get a gow6 they better call it God of War: The Retirement Home
#ranting to myself about how Atreus really shouldn’t be the next GOD OF WAR protag#(this is not to say he can’t be the protag of his own series Boy Goes to Egypt)#and came to the conclusion that kratos is old as shit dude. like be so fr. dude is ANCIENT#if they make a gow6 it better be a retirement arc#I think atreus has to have his own series like. he cannot be THE god of war protag if they retire kratos I just don’t think it’s possible#random ass thoughts don’t mind me lmao#not mil#gow#kratos
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literally no one is doing it like lilia vanrouge
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#he's 700 he's bi he's a double widower and a single father and also retired war guy who games until 4am and sings scream metal and#the FUNNIEST fucking part tho#he's bi he's poly he didnt FUCKING KNOW. SIR.#had to be informed he was in a relationship literally seconds before she chucked a child at him & left to leave him a widower. what th hell#lilia vanrouge charatcer of all time og my god#anyway i dont yell abt twst often but please know this is because if I try to express my thoughts on it I will just cry#found fambly. everywhhere
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thats. exactly how it happened.
they asked Paris (yes thats his name im pretty sure??) to rate them on beauty and whoever he picked would grant him like. a gift.
he chose artemis and she gave him helen of troy bcuz he asked. Thus. The Trojan war.
Im p sure it was Aphrodite but yah in general not a good idea to pit gods against each other for any purpose 😭
#The dehorner in this au wants to fucking murder Raksha. Who is Minding His Own Damn Business#Because hes the ocean and rakshas fire...like ok fireboy and watergirl chill the fuck out#There is no other purpose he just wants to be petty towards a random ass retired colleague 😭#Though At least they keep it between themselves... And not get random mortals involved n ruin their lives in the crossfire#RIP everyone involved in the trojan war#They dont give a single shit they will go after random ppl just cause theyre petty and have 0 value from those lives. Most of them anyway#Older gods dont gaf they represent concepts before mortals. The younger ones in contrast sort of have to care bcs. They rely on that#Like war. War is a human concept. If there werent any ppl left to kill each other there wouldn't be any wars etc#But im yapping#talk#asks#god!au
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*after like… lets say 6 hours*
Tug: *walks down into the living room* dad…?
Heya kiddo...
Don't mind me, I'm just a bit exhausted right now....
(He is laying down on the sofa, clearly looking like he went through the 5 rings of hell of drinks)
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if i'm reading this correctly, the reason LAMs got downgraded to oblivion is the same reason that we don't hear about a lot of cool acrobatic maneuvers with 'Mechs anymore
one of FASA's designers that came in late, a former army tank crewman, didn't care for the more animesque aspects of BT, which, combined with the Harmony Gold suit round one resulting in all LAM designs being Unseen, pretty much killed a bunch of really cool concepts that did fit the universe pretty well, contrary to popular belief
#battletech#like i really don't understand the whole 'LAMs don't fit the setting'#IRL a fair bit of military R&D is put behind the jack of all trades war machine#and occasionally we get it#like look at the A-10. can slap just about anything on that chassis and it'll still be airworthy for almost any mission.#(and yet there's constant attempts to phase it out because it's 'old' and 'ugly')#(yeah this does sound a lot like i'm admiring the bright sword for its sharpness but A we're talking about battletech anyway and#B we have to admit that the sharp bright sword IS pretty cool and so did tolkien)#(point of interest: oh my god they've finally done it they're retiring the thunderbolt and they don't even have a replacement)
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i ended up having a like. 30 minute conversation with some of those "freedom convoy" people. was at the bus stop. they were wearing trump hats. i ended up roped into the conversation because i was so taken aback at seeing one in public i was just. staring at it. ive never felt more depressed about someone elses life and beliefs than when i talked to them.
#they fucking. tokd me about the litterboxes in schools for kids identifying as cats and i had to#break it to them that that wasnt true and explained that. also explained. what its like yo be autistic. how i find it joyful#and also discussed how they believe trump has been spoken to by god and chosen to lead and how they arent christians or catholics like they#used to be but instead talk directly to him and have him inside them#and also apparently how 15 minute cities in china are used to keep people imprisoned where they are#and we arent a democracy anymore. which was so funny considering. they are participating for a party#running in the election#i gave them my perspective on being transgender and gay and watched them have like. 3 or 4 ''are we the baddies'' moments#explained what puberty blockers actually do. that surgery is paid out of peoples own pockets. that we literally only have#one doctor who can perform these surgeries and hes abt to retire#and at the end of the convo they were like ''youre so pleasant. youre really smart young lady'' and i was like ''ty? i just. read a lot'#god i hope they learned. something. or i changed some opinion. they seemed to have a more positive view of autistic people at least#i just like. fuck dude. these fuckin right wing grifters are ruining these peoples lives.#the lady has been unemployeed since covid cos she got sucked into this antivax stuff and now theyre both financially unstable#perfect targets for tamaki and the freedoms people who were known for squeezing money out of people through bogus religious stuff#those two have been twisted into just. hateful and scared and are saying the most. insane shit and they dont even realize it.#and the worst part of it was the amount of young people there. so many people my age just deluded into this nonsense.#and kids JESUS CHRIST so many kids holding signs about ''protecting the kiwi way of life'' like bro every single thing#you are getting upset about an imported culture war. you arent threatened by this shit.#youve latched onto american culture war stuff because youre insecure in your whiteness and existence in a colonial country#its so fucking evil.
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#my brother's graphic card for his computer might be broken and that's terrifying because#it's in all likelyhood the most expensive thing in our house (and it's not that expensive)#because it is old as fuck and they don't make them anymore so if we have to replace it for an equivalent#it will be all my savings and still i would fall short#my brother has no savings basically and my mom is retired so this fucking thing better be FINE#and if something HAS to break it better be the monitor cause we can downgrade from it or get a cheap ass one#funny this happens today when i lost a work project (possibly)#everything is up in the air right now lol i'm sort of freaking out! sdkfhgfg#pls god we're already poor and with our fucking ass president we might be going into war at any minute lol (joking but idk to what extent)#might just burry myself in fun youtube vids and forget all my problems (:#angel talks#personal
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luthen, andor, and rogue one
The doom has finally come upon me, I care about a piece of Star Wars media (everyone who’s here for Stranger/SF, forgive me and avert your eyes from the spectacle that’s about to follow, unless you too share my obsession with the above topics)
We have to wait until 2024 apparently so please excuse me while I scream into the void about LUTHEN in the context of Rogue One -
- or more specifically his ghost, how Cassian becomes for Jyn Erso what Luthen is right now for him, because I’m obsessed. (Forgive any minor inaccuracies as, as I say, I have never really paid attention to Star Wars much before now, other than when Rogue One initially came out.)
We know that by the end of Andor S2, everything will have to have gone to absolute hell for the Rebellion and specifically Mon Mothma, who is forced to go fully into hiding with the Rebellion, and Saw Gerrera, who is badly injured and breaks away from the mainline Rebellion. There are apparently canonical reasons for that that are way too far over my head right now, but what interests me is that Luthen Rael, “Axis,” the master of the Rebellion’s spy network, one of its key strategists and financiers, who brought in the man who helps to ultimately secure the Death Star plans and turn the tide of war, is gone by the time we make it to Rogue One/the end of Andor. I can only assume, based on the foreshadowing we’ve seen so far, that he’s dead (more on that later).
Now enter Jyn in Rogue One. Like Cassian at the start of Andor S1, the Empire has separated her from her family. She too has been in the Empire’s prisons and what appear to be some kind of labor/mining camps. She’s been a child soldier, like Cassian in “the mud at Mimban.” She’s still hoping to be reunited with her father, just as Cassian is looking for his sister. She’s so beaten down that at this point, all she cares about survival, not rebellion. Sound familiar? And just as Luthen does for him in Andor S1, Cassian is the one who encourages her to take this war seriously, “to fight these bastards for real.” He becomes her handler, as Luthen is his, and works with her as she discovers her own reasons for wanting to fight the Empire.
And Cassian, from the first moment we see him in Rogue One, is the one making all of the horrible, messy, secret choices and sacrifices necessary to keep the rebellion going - killing his injured comrade rather than letting him be captured, using Jyn to get him to her father so that he can (unbeknownst to her) take him out. The kind of vicious, tragic decisions that Luthen had to make, or felt he had to - his “I’m damned for what I do,” Cassian’s “We’ve all done things we’re not proud of in the name of this rebellion.” Cassian knows about and has some kind of precarious dealings with Saw Gerrera - who was Luthen’s contact, as well as Jyn’s guardian, and now Luthen is gone. And as many people have already pointed out, Cassian and Jyn end up dying in the very goddamn poetic sunrise Luthen said he burns his own life for, and will never see. ARGH
In closing, a few theories on what might have happened to Luthen based on what we’ve seen so far, because I live for the angst and GOD I NEED TO KNOW:
1) Mon Mothma betrays Luthen to the Empire for some reason in the name of the greater good of the Rebellion, cementing what we already saw at the end of S1 re: her daughter – she’s beginning to take initiative in making ugly sacrifices for the cause.
2) Luthen dies for Cassian in some way, whether that’s protecting him or allowing Cassian to kill him, cementing his growing sentimentalism/that he’s tired of hiding and sacrificing love and connection, and wants to be a more humane person – to make the Rebellion more humane.
3) Luthen dies in some kind of fallout with Saw Gerrera, cementing the tensions there and the break with the main Rebellion. (Also, if this is not the case – the fact that Saw outlives Luthen is so ironic given what we know about them so far, how isolated Saw is and how central and well-connected Luthen is, and I wonder if that influenced Saw’s decision to leave the Rebellion. That would especially be true if Mon Mothma or someone else sold out Luthen.)
4) I doubt it, but Luthen betrays the cause because he’s tired of sacrifice, and either disappears or gets taken out by Mon Mothma, Cinta, etc., or Cassian (also would cement Cassian’s growing coldness and allegiance to the cause that we see in Rogue One, when he kills his own injured operative).
He could also just die in some tragic random way, which wouldn’t fulfill a narrative arc but would speak to the cost of war, and how even the greatest among the great can be brought down by chance, by a single cog in the machine, even by someone who’s just scared or following orders or unaware of what they’re doing. The show certainly has killed off a lot of its compelling characters quickly so far. There’s also potential for the arrestor cruiser incident to come back to bite him, because that was extraordinarily close and showy by Luthen’s standards, but that seems like too much of a stretch.
Anyways, I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST WROTE 900 WORDS ON THIS and am so mad we won’t have closure until end of 2024, ow.
#the mouse corporation (god damn it) yet again coming for my throat with aging morally grey side characters in capes and fingerless gloves#(shoutout to captain barbossa; i guess Luthen is kind of the equivalent of a space pirate. Also works with treasure)#and btw I've seen people observe this on ao3 but sidenote Luthen and Saw have ABSOLUTELY fucked#their conversation post-Aldhani heist is very much two exes trying to be normal with each other so we can continue this rebellion energy#(in my opinion)#also poor cassian continuing to watch everyone around him die or get hurt or captured or uprooted because of him#i can only assume#anyways watch out for fic because the obsession is that bad right now#andor#rogue one#luthen#luthen rael#cassian andor#jyn erso#star wars#also oh my god where is kleya??? if luthen is gone where is kleya??? i hope she lives#sells off a bunch of antiques after the war's over and retires to a nice sunny planet somewhere#and finally: IS LUTHEN A JEDI??? I welcome all thoughts#first of all there's the weird-looking weapon Saw's guards took from him#and second and more compelling his language of 'i'm damned for what i do' is very strong and implies some kind of spiritual belief?#his list of his own negative qualities and the way he describes himself as a coward also seems very much like an ex-jedi's self reproach#but then again I like the thought of him being a regular person and also where is the Force use if he is a Jedi#but also if he suddenly unsheathes a lightsaber in whatever final battle he dies in I will SCREAM
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