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(Alright)
Tug: *training outside*
[Again?]
(Sean goes outside and looks at tug training, smoking a cigarette due to stress)
Heya kid! I see you're training... I've got a strategy I think you'll like!
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#trump regime#christofascists#God we're fucked#us politics#ruled by idiots#yemen#american war crimes#sofa king#jd vance#pete hegseth#the atlantic#jeffrey goldberg#when the head of the atlanic is like shit i have to publish this you've done fucked up#twenty years ago everyone involved would have resigned and retired to their country estates
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I just woke up from a what’s supposed to be a 20 minutes nap but became 3 hours nap after taking my meds today 😂 can barely open my eyes as I type this
Here’s something random Price HC for you to distract you, not proof read so if it has errors my bad:
Price cared for a small plot of plant at the furthest region of the base he was stationed in. It started with one stubborn patch of green which looked half-crushed by careless boots and was barely clinging to life. Price noticed it one morning during his usual patrol. He paused, crouched down, knees cracking and he’s groaning like an old man he is and studied the struggling little plant. “Tough little bugger,” he thinks.
For some reason, he came back afterwards and poured some water on the poor shrub, and then again the next day, and again on the next next day, watching as the plant loses its yellowing green and grow new sprouts.
He could hardly consider this “farming” or “gardening”, but slowly he started getting more stuff for this routine of his. Like a broken mug as a way to scoop the dirt or picking up a random stray’s dung and pat it into the ground as fertilizer.
The men sometimes caught him lingering by the plants, but no one questioned it. They just assumed their captain was doing some sort of “tactical assessment” of the terrain. If anyone noticed the occasional frost-free patch or the odd green shoot looking a little healthier than before, they chalked it up to luck or nature, when actually it has been the Captain who’s been taking care of the plants on that place.
I don’t know where this is going, but I just think it’s funny to imagine Price walking around and going, “wait, have I watered that bugger today” or like imagining him squatting and fussing about some random plants, talking to it like he’s talking to another soldier.
Something something him being tender to the things no one cares about something something…anyways!! Hope this is enough to distract bud, I’ve yet to catch on on you and Jack’s stuff which I will do later or tomorrow myehehe
Oh this is adorable Gomz !!! Love Price talking to a plant like he's talking to his soldiers. Lots of threats. A (gentle) pat on the leaves. He's so proud when the thing starts getting bigger and stronger. Tough bugger alright. Whenever John is annoyed by his superiors or by bureaucracy, he goes outside and takes care of that plant. Beats yelling at some wide-eyed recruits some days.
Maybe this unlocks something in his brain and he starts to enjoy gardening ?? Nik notices and buys him the required tools next time they're on break together. Price has a small house somewhere in England, with a small garden but he always kept it as practical as he could, nothing fancy. Now he's thinking of growing some plants, some veggies, maybe get his own food so Nik can cook him some homemade meal with homegrown vegetable.
It's a nice little hobby he grows to enjoy, takes his mind out of the job for a few hours and makes him spend some energy (which he always has too much of whenever he's not at work.). Nik loves to sit on a garden chair outside and watch him work while enjoying some tea. It's nice to see John take some time off.
#cod#nikprice#john price#TEEHEE THANK YOU GOMZ THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA#the deadly 3 hours long map !!!#hope you feel rested at least <3#thank you for the distraction !!! this was so sweet god#love Price taking care of a little plant no one gave a shit about#huhuh#almost ready to put a gun in its leaves#“I don't care if you're a plant I want you to go to fucking war”#he's ready to be turned into a househusband#Nik's long term plan btw#their retirement is gonna be wild#thank you again !! you're very sweet <3 Hope you had a good day !!!#nekro yapping
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GOW Ragnarok Valhalla Spoilers
i feel like Tyr is having way too much fun in these therapy sessions. He started with
i came to help, because i can *wink*
so i brought new weapons for us to have fun *smiling*
#i also like how last time when you meet to fight he has both legs up as if he was meditating#the god of war having his last fights before retirement#god of war ragnarök valhalla#god of war ragnarok spoilers#gow ragnarok valhalla#gow ragnarok valhalla spoilers#tyr god of war#god of war#tyr gow#tyr
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EVERYBODY FREEZE, NEW REBUILD THE GALAXY TRAILER DROPPED



LOOK MY BABYGIIIRL
#luke skywalker#enjoying his retirement AS GOD INTENDED.#the way he's on an ocean planet too makes me giggle so hard#and MARK IS BACK#I MIGHT CRY#now-#i'm really hoping they end up showing the rest of the fab four in the series..#okay okay fine I just wanna see han..#but can you blame me IT'S THE CLOSEST TO OLD MAN YAOI SKYSOLO THAT WE CAN GET#I CAN TASTE IN ON MY FINGERS#i haven't been that excited about any of the new projects but they showed luke and I have risen#ridiculous.#star wars#rebuild the galaxy
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Good luck 😭👍🏼
(I saw you sold your soul to the bl gods)
I didn't sell my soul because I never had one to begin with, but I did pray to the BL gods. They have given so much, so I need to give back. It's time.

And honestly, what if I watch TharnType and actually enjoy it? What if I don't find it as problematic as I thought it was? I love HIStory 4: Close to You, so what if I just don't care about the problems in TharnType? I'm watching the mess that is Love is like a Cat right now, so Mew has gotta be better in TharnType, right?
What if I watch a Korean or Chinese bromance and realize it's not a bromance and, by my standards, the leads are very much gay for each other? I love ToddBlack, Oh No! Here Comes Trouble and Midnight Museum, so what if I could be just as comfortable with knowing the leads have fucked without it being explicitly stated?
I don't plan on hate-watching any of these shows. I just plan to finally watch one after years of avoiding it for various reasons because that was the deal - give me my men back, and I'll take a show off of my petty list.
I loved the The Glory, so I would like other Korean revenge plots that actually involve murder. I truly do not know the difference between Word of Honor and The Untamed, and I have no idea why people keep defending this Wen guy. I know I would like the shower scene in Don't Say No, and I only know the locker scene from Love by Chance and the bullshit aftermath of the show. I have already watched all of Love in the Air because of the GIFs on my dash, and I know Payu fucks with a cross necklace on.

Also, I need to repay the BL gods NOW because I'm praying hard for JoongDunk to get a show in part 2 of GMMTV's announcements because if not . . .
It's time.
Amen.
#the gods were swift giving me back Tul#I need to repay them before he decides to retire again#I need Transplant NOW#And a new JoongDunk show#even if I couldn't get MosBank in Big Dragon 2 (yet)#I'm still getting them back#War is gonna choke Yin in Jack and Joker and I'm gonna love it#I owe the BL gods#They have given me a lot#this is my sacrifice
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If we get a gow6 they better call it God of War: The Retirement Home
#ranting to myself about how Atreus really shouldn’t be the next GOD OF WAR protag#(this is not to say he can’t be the protag of his own series Boy Goes to Egypt)#and came to the conclusion that kratos is old as shit dude. like be so fr. dude is ANCIENT#if they make a gow6 it better be a retirement arc#I think atreus has to have his own series like. he cannot be THE god of war protag if they retire kratos I just don’t think it’s possible#random ass thoughts don’t mind me lmao#not mil#gow#kratos
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Tug: hey dad? You here?
Hm? Oh, hey kid!
What's up?
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if i'm reading this correctly, the reason LAMs got downgraded to oblivion is the same reason that we don't hear about a lot of cool acrobatic maneuvers with 'Mechs anymore
one of FASA's designers that came in late, a former army tank crewman, didn't care for the more animesque aspects of BT, which, combined with the Harmony Gold suit round one resulting in all LAM designs being Unseen, pretty much killed a bunch of really cool concepts that did fit the universe pretty well, contrary to popular belief
#battletech#like i really don't understand the whole 'LAMs don't fit the setting'#IRL a fair bit of military R&D is put behind the jack of all trades war machine#and occasionally we get it#like look at the A-10. can slap just about anything on that chassis and it'll still be airworthy for almost any mission.#(and yet there's constant attempts to phase it out because it's 'old' and 'ugly')#(yeah this does sound a lot like i'm admiring the bright sword for its sharpness but A we're talking about battletech anyway and#B we have to admit that the sharp bright sword IS pretty cool and so did tolkien)#(point of interest: oh my god they've finally done it they're retiring the thunderbolt and they don't even have a replacement)
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Collapsing under my studies atm but I'm also thinking waaaay too much about Kuma. Like wow, how many more feelings can I get
#it will never happen im afraid but i so want the strawhats to save him#i mean they have three geniuses on board right now they might actually be able to revert him#a doctor a cyborg and a genius of kinda both things#that might work right?#god i sure hope bonney gets her dad back and they live happily ever after in some secluded place far from the rest of the world#no more wars for kuma please#except maybe he can go hangout with the revolutionaries before retiring completely since they are his friends#and IVA WHY DON'T YOU GO MEET YOUR NIECE#I WANT TO SEE THAT SO BAD#Also like bonney is kind of luffy little sisterish at this point since their fathers are kind of bros or something#am i rite#am i rite??
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I didn't finish it but wtf happened in there (bnha)
#i stopped reading the Manga a long time ago and i know I'm not going to finish the anime#but reading through some of the tags and such. bruh they literally killed all of them??? aughhhhh#i think i dropped off around the end of the vigilante arc. cause like. what interesting shit did they have left besides power creep battles#with afo and the lov?#granted i did follow some stuff that happened after that#like. let's introduce this buff female character with an op power. and then instantly kill her#as if midnight wasn't just killed. as if lady nagant wasn't introduced and thrown into a box#the traitor reveal! cool! but the way he was treated after. crazy.#and i totally started ignoring the todoroki family drama. i didn't care like at all. 💀 endeavor? Who?#i recall the whole panic about baku dying. as if hori was going to kill his favorite character lmao#did hero society even change???#i rewatched a few older episodes. it's hilarious to watch eraserhead give them shit for not letting the pros handle it#dude all we've watched is pros getting their ass beat 💀#I'm not a villain stan. but. God I'm so sorry what they did to these guys 😭 fuck dude#also it seemed like afo had his fingers in WAY too many pies. like he was behind wayyyyy too many things where it seemed ridiculous#and??? it seems that izuku ended up quirkless and decided to retire??? even though he could've totally kept doing good without a quirk#and something about an ironman suit??? what the fuck happened in there#i didn't finish it and i have no plans on doing so. hence i can't say much about it's quality as a ending.#but what i understand. and have seen. wow. i suspect the war arc locked everything in for what came after.#bnha spoilers#i guess
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Me: Man, I sure do like this show 9-1-1 and all the wacky rescue scenarios, I'm gonna look in the tag
The tags: 100% ship fighting to the death
Me: Well I guess I'm gonna just enjoy this by myself then
#like do i appreciate buck and his many bisexual crises? yes.#but my god i am TOO OLD for this much ship wars!!!#im here for daredevil shenanigans and heartfelt moments of human perseverance and endearingly ugly cgi fire#ive been on tumblr since like 2012 okay i am RETIRED FROM SHIP WARS I AM SPRAYING YOU ALL WITH A SPRITZER#do i dare put this in the main tags? ...no
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Helios Review - ‘A.I App’ Gets Us “$49 In FREE Bitcoin” Every 4 Hours
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#sailing helios#kratos meets helios#meganisi#medsailing#travel vlog#sailing vlog#god of war kratos meets helios#liveaboard cruiser#kratos meets helios in valhalla#sailing#greece sailing#sailing lifestyle#god of war kratos meets helios in valhalla#mast climb#sailing adventures#kratos meets helios god of war ragnarök#retired life#snorkelling in greece#retired couple#sun odessey 410#cruising sailor#nydri#wind instrument repair#god of war dlc ragnarok
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(As Sean is doing... Something that involves dishes, I dunno, he looks away for a moment. When he looks back, there is an identical copy of a cup sitting next to the original.)
@kenis-goobers
(Sean pulls out a gun and shoots the fake cup with a rubber bullet, knowing damn well shits about to go wild)
I better not have a damn faker right now!
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shaking my 5th committee member by the shoulders. RESPOND TO THE POLL
#sophies ramblings#girl i swear to fucking god#if i need to have a war meeting w advisor abt this next week i will#jesus christ#yes this is the one i have considered replacing in the past lol#this would still be a problem if the medievalist hadnt retired#but at least id have her in my corner
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We will be the gods we choose to be, not those who have been.
Don’t be sorry. Be better.
#godofwaredit#gamingedit#god of war ragnarok#god of war#kratos the retired god of war#the boi of war#the dad of war#cory barlog#sony Santa Monica#gowr
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