#not mil

[mangk0]

Wip for a much longer picture - the sbg demons got me

This is my first drawing using csp so pls have mercy on me :’)

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[corn-fart]

Listen I know the gimmick of getting isekai'd into the past also includes amnesia. But I just think it would be incredibly funny if a British boy and Spanish girl got sent into past France and immediately decided to use the opportunity for clout

Inspired by this post

[veil-of-lament]

oh well.

[mildarka]

Felt like making a reverted AU

[helsensm]

a bit late but- mk1 anniversary yaaay??

[veryinnovative]

jegulus no angst amnesia au where one of them loses their memory (temporarily) and has no recollection of being married and instead only remember they have a massive fat crush on the other one and can't stop swooning about the fact they're married

exhibit a: james is 5 seconds away from jumping in the air and clicking his heels every time he is reminded of the fact he cuffed regulus POTTER-black. he sees their two toothbrushes in a cup and is SO giddy. keeps whispering 'husband' to himself. nervous when they have to share a bed at night and cant help but get SUPER flustered when regulus reminds him 'james we have been doing much more than just share a bed these past few years please just get under the blanket I want to go sleep'

[dysfunctionalupsidedown]

"Mike didn't love El at first sight. He treated her terribly."

"Well, he had just met her/didn't know her yet/was upset about Will!"

The analysis I'm working on is really opening my eyes...

[desigirldairies]

— sahara earings are the prettiest ✨️

[fleurheon]

loop by yves photobook scan 🎀

(© to boopsverse on twitter)

[ishikawayukis]

con mil rosas para ti

[mangk0]

Storm and Keep Your Friends Close loterally blew me away dude they ended up being so much better than I was expecting

I won’t lie those were the songs I was least excited for but BROTHER DELIVERED

PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS IN KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE IM SCREAMING ANF SOBBING ANF KICKING MY FEET

AND AEOLUS WITH THE “you’re headed to the land of the giants” LIME DUDE THE CHILLS J GOT IT SOUNDS SO SCARY OFBDOSJSOSJ

Poseidons initial “OOOOOOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACA.” Actual rock star intro. Can’t convince me he didn’t rise from the waves w a sick trident shaped electric guitar or smth BRO THE GRIT IN THIS MANS VOICE. IM DEAD. AGAIN I WAS NOT SOLD ON THE DEMO CLIPS BUT BRO DELIVERED DUDE SERVEDDDDDDDDDD

[silver-stargarden]

everyone should watch drawfee

they educate people on being politically responsible, they support palestine, they support trans rigs, they're the only people I won't block for talking about supernatural, ect

and they're so dang cute and funny ❤️🤍❤️

[sustancy]

[adobe-outdesign]

If anyone is wondering how Neopets is doing rn, there's currently a large majority of users crying and celebrating in the streets because the Auction House finally introduced the groundbreaking idea of commas

(it's me btw, I'm a large majority of users)