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Alright what would you like to eat, kiddo?

(Upon saying that, he teleports over to the kitchen, putting on his apron and taking out some knives, bowls and ingredients)

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

(Sean looks at the non-existent camera then back at spellcaster before a big dimensional rabbit teleports next to him)

Ah, there's my cute little bunny!

(Upon saying that, he gives the rabbit a bunch of carrots, petting it on the head gently)

Excuse me, caster. I just need to take care of my pets for a moment!

I almost forgot to say this... Please be careful when doing all that. I don't want a dimensional tear in our area and that can be hard to fix.

(Commotion can be heard outside as a portal to another realm opens, cracks in the universe itself being visible coming from it. Or maybe those are from the other universe? Stuff like that doesn't tend to happen around here... A mix of generic magic SFX #99999 and an odd buzzing sound can be heard before it crashes closed, the cracks also vanishing.)

(Upon taking a closer look, a human who can be recognized as spellcaster from the fashion sense alone-)

"I can hear you, y'know!"

(...and helped by the fact that he's setting up some sort of ritual with surprising speed is the one causing all the noise.)

{Check my recent posts for some context if you don't know it already.}

(Sean opens the door forcefully and looks over at spellcaster who appears to be in human form due to some... other events as he yells out to them with a colt python pointed directly at them)

HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

ARE YOU AN ENEMY OR A FRIEND? IF YOU'RE AN ENEMY I WILL OPEN FI-

(He finally notices the outfit and realizes it's just spellcaster in human form before putting the revolver into his holster)

Spellcaster, what are you doing?

[pbam0ney]

Games tend to make you behave more differently than actual situations.

The more you're looking into a screen with your eyes... The more you'll get tired somewhat.

...Say, would you like something to eat?

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

“good evening. i was wondering if you possibly held bandages. one of our assistants has been injured.”

:hoot hoot.:

— @bioluminescentanonigor

Oh? Good evening to you too, it is quite a pleasure meeting you.

(Sean stands up from his seat, looking at the newcomer before opening up a portal and takes out a big box full of bandages, handing them the entire box)

I would assume your own assistant was injured via a work accident but I feel like I should not assume anything whatsoever...

Assumptions kill as they've told me.

(Upon saying that, he closes up the portal before sitting back down)

You don't owe me anything by the way.

[pbam0ney]

(After a couple of LONG hours, they finally get to the end of the mission and complete it entirely, giving tug a highfive and a thumbs up soon after)

We did it, kid!

You are quite good at taking orders well. You were able to clear out a building and all with me quickly and easily!

Next time we should go hunting in my world.

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

You've got all the time in the world to be playing the entire campaign!

(The intro of the game studios that made the game starts and Sean just skips it with his controller, picking multiplayer and then campaign, patting tug on the head before sitting down next to them)

This'll be a fun time, don't you think?

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

You'll get better at thinking quicker. Finding solutions and even more when you use your head.

(He pats tug on the head and takes them to the living room, turning on the xbox and inserts the disc before sitting tug down on the couch, passing them a controller)

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

First person shooter AND tactical shooter! Gotta use your brain sometimes to know what you gotta do.

Let's get on the couch and I'll start the console up.

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

Let me think about it...

(After a short while of thinking, something suddenly comes to mind and he looks at tug)

How about some Call of Duty Ghosts? We can do a multiplayer campaign together! It's quite awesome and it teaches you some stuff about soldiers.

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

Every god can infact get sick.

Our immune systems and everything else our body uses to function gets stronger... We are tougher than those who are considered mortals.

It is something that happens very rarely too!

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

Of course, kiddo.

I'm quite sick with a fever so I won't be doing so much except for probably playing games.

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

Fuck you, tumblr. Fuck you and your AI ads.

[pbam0ney]

Oh pfft..

You don't gotta feel worse because trust me. Stuff like this will happen. Don't let it get under my skin or at least I try to not let it get under my skin.

It's been a long time since it happened but I'm certain it won't happen anytime soon!

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

You're fine, my child...

(Sean tries to keep his cup of tea from spilling, patting tug on the head gently, giving them scritches as well)

It's not like I've been alone for hundreds of years before. This isn't that new to me where someone I've considered family never came around to visit me ever again...

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.

[pbam0ney]

Oh nice. Yeah 10 and 11 look pretty cool with their bowties but it's not about fashion while being a doctor.

(Sean keeps looking at the photos before looking at spellcaster who is quite confused)

Yeah don't worry about that caster, your mod and I are great friends too. It's crazy how there's more sentient people like Ethan and I.

(Commotion can be heard outside as a portal to another realm opens, cracks in the universe itself being visible coming from it. Or maybe those are from the other universe? Stuff like that doesn't tend to happen around here... A mix of generic magic SFX #99999 and an odd buzzing sound can be heard before it crashes closed, the cracks also vanishing.)

(Upon taking a closer look, a human who can be recognized as spellcaster from the fashion sense alone-)

"I can hear you, y'know!"

(...and helped by the fact that he's setting up some sort of ritual with surprising speed is the one causing all the noise.)

{Check my recent posts for some context if you don't know it already.}

(Sean opens the door forcefully and looks over at spellcaster who appears to be in human form due to some... other events as he yells out to them with a colt python pointed directly at them)

HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

ARE YOU AN ENEMY OR A FRIEND? IF YOU'RE AN ENEMY I WILL OPEN FI-

(He finally notices the outfit and realizes it's just spellcaster in human form before putting the revolver into his holster)

Spellcaster, what are you doing?

[pbam0ney]

They don't all look old... The 12th doctor looks very old compared to all the others. He's got wrinkles and all that but they're all old regardless.

You probably met the 11th doctor then. I have in fact met both the 11th and the 12th doctor!

I keep losing track of how they look so excuse me if I get them wrong! I'm not much of a memory person but I can always remember a familiar face!

(Commotion can be heard outside as a portal to another realm opens, cracks in the universe itself being visible coming from it. Or maybe those are from the other universe? Stuff like that doesn't tend to happen around here... A mix of generic magic SFX #99999 and an odd buzzing sound can be heard before it crashes closed, the cracks also vanishing.)

(Upon taking a closer look, a human who can be recognized as spellcaster from the fashion sense alone-)

"I can hear you, y'know!"

(...and helped by the fact that he's setting up some sort of ritual with surprising speed is the one causing all the noise.)

{Check my recent posts for some context if you don't know it already.}

(Sean opens the door forcefully and looks over at spellcaster who appears to be in human form due to some... other events as he yells out to them with a colt python pointed directly at them)

HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

ARE YOU AN ENEMY OR A FRIEND? IF YOU'RE AN ENEMY I WILL OPEN FI-

(He finally notices the outfit and realizes it's just spellcaster in human form before putting the revolver into his holster)

Spellcaster, what are you doing?

[pbam0ney]

Tug: *he knocks on the door* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, how long has it been since I last visited

(Sean opens the door, he's got a scarf around his neck and a cup of tea in one hand)

Hey kid.

Been awhile since you last visited me in darkwood.