#repurposed for evil

[the-sunlit-earth]

Master Neloth woke up at 3am and chose violence

[cozymochi]

amiright

THIS HAS HAUNTED ME FOR MONTHSSS FDFDFDFCV 💀 so my response is nonsense:

[starishsky]

angst

[bonefall]

Buzzardclaw's a whore you say ... My interest is peaked I love these types of gossips (In fiction)

Buzzardclaw is yet another Kit Save! WindClan is RIDICULOUSLY tiny, I had to SCRAPE this one up. Buzzardkit is mentioned in only a single page in Po3 Book 1: The Sight, where he is soothed by an unnamed queen who reveals his name. I decided that his mothers are Snapstorm and Stoneclaw, and the unnamed queen who soothed him was Snapstorm.

(THOUGH I am considering taking the unnamed queen and making her into a full character, tbh. I'm not kidding, this Clan is unacceptably small and it is ALL hands on deck. Maybe make her into a permaqueen type.)

WindClan NEEDED more sillies, because the majority of the cats in it are pretty harsh and serious, so I decided that this one was going to be sort of a hopeless romantic gossip girl type. He's really close with his Mi, Snapstorm, who's an Aftergathering regular at the Lake and likes trading. Because of her, Buzzardkit was getting acquainted with other cats from a young age and just kinda learned to play up how cute he is.

He grew up into a pretty kitty, too. Both of his parents are handsome mollies, and he managed to somehow get FOUR colors from between them. White, brown, black, and gold. It makes up for the fact he has very few scars, because he's a wuss.

He uses his charm and appearance to get people to do what he wants, but he has absolutely no ambition to follow up with this. What he wants is a nice blanket made of mole hide, or a good bit of gossip, or competitive scratchstone tips. Probably becomes a popular Honor Sire in his later years.

Just a fun, low-stakes dude in the background.

[thedeafprophet]

"Consider it an honour. Consider it my gift."

Nobody look at me okay

[mlady-magnolia]

I made another PJO girlie, Roman Edition!

Her name is Adonna Leighton, she’s a child of Venus, and she has a magical choker that gives her the ability to conjure up a pair of wings for a short amount of time and fly around like Cupid

[nectar-cellar]

Who is your favorite premade sim in the entire Sims franchise?

“An intriguing question, indeed. Well, go on. Answer the curious soul who sent this letter.”

Um, I’ll answer it later. 

“Well, you can do it now. You keep checking that phone every five minutes. Surely, this is a terribly important matter. Surely, you musn't keep your readers waiting.”

Okay, I get it, I'm sorry, I’ll put my phone away.

“No, no, no. Since we're on the subject, I’d like to know as well. Who is your favourite? Do tell.”

Ugh.

Well, Anon, there are a lot of sims in the Sims franchise, as you know. A lot of iconic characters through the years. It would be so hard to pick just one favourite. 

“Certainly, a difficult choice.” 

Yes, a very difficult choice. 

“Very. But…?” 

...But I have to say, some of the City Living premades are really cute. Salim Benali, Akira Kibo… they are definitely baby daddy material. And Mortimer Goth? The original DILF, right!

“Hmm. I don't know about th--”

But if we're being really honest, my top favourite of all the premade sims would actually have to be… Count Vladislaus Straud IV, from the Vampires game pack!

“Why, me? Really?"

Yes! There's just no other premade like him. Charm, style, danger and mystery, he has it all.

"Aw, I’m touched.”

You guys might not know this, but I adore Count Vlad. I try not to be too obvious about my feelings though. I'm not like weirdly obsessed or anything.

“You hide it so well, too.”

So there you have it. Count Vlad is my favourite 🖤

And this is the end of my self-insert fanfiction, thank you for coming on this journey with me 😌

[anime-liberation-front]

[inkstainedrat]

idly wondering what the next papas signature color is gonna be

[blackjackkent]

Are you going to liveblog your evil BG3 run here as well, or is that a Twitch only thing?

I am indeed planning to liveblog it as well!

(I do have a run going on Twitch - my -1 Nature score, constantly worried-looking Lae'zel-mancer tiefling druid named Jayce; her playthrough however is on hold atm while I fix her saves XD )

But yeah, once Rakha is done, I have three potential candidates for next liveblog. One is the evil-aligned Mintharamance run I have in mind, one is Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, and one is Dragon Age: Veilguard. I'm definitely planning to ultimately do all three of these, but the order is up in the air so I will probably take a community vote towards the end of Rakha's run. :D

My inclination is to take a break from BG3 for another game and then come back to it, so I don't burn out on Baldur's Gate, but it very much also depends on what y'all would like to read. :)

[gilfrespecter]

Smore undead cowboy and a stupid joke for ur viewing pleasure

[deinony]

Could you imagine being one of the first guys to see a military tank in action. You think surely it can't get any worse. It's war. And then they bust out the apparatus

[rubdown]

[theophagie]

[vigilskeep]

baffled and vexed by instalment 3 of this fic having an obvious title. does that mean i have to title the rest of them. good lord

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

yeah that sums it up