#rent Gf

[mayarohin]

Hi

We are maya rohin 24/28 age

Available in Chennai and Bangalore

Tg id sunnymax1234

[lazylittledragon]

'halloween starts on september 1st' kind of couple

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

[skellydun]

officially will be a homeowner next friday??? which is nuts to think about??? can't wait to paint everything a shade of green and make small talk with my neighbors over the fence in the yard or whatever homeowners do

[imsofreakingtired]

You: Mel gives her girlfriend flowers when she's down, I wish you'd do that too now and then

Sevika: Sure

Sevika: *gives Lest flowers*

Lest: thank you but why...?

Sevika: I am just as confused as you are.

[essiemclaren]

accidentally in love

Charles' friends thought it’d be hilarious to bid on his behalf at a Valentine’s charity auction. Now he’s stuck on a date with his worst enemy—and somehow, against all odds, he’s actually having fun.

charles' chat with his friends

charles' post on twitter/x

reader's post on twitter/x

charles making it official because we all know he's whipped for reader <3

a/n: hope u guys like this bc i’m suffering rn 💔 my period is beating my ass but valentines is near so i had to deliver… consider this my love letter to unhinged enemies-to-lovers content. enjoy!!!

also if you see some mistakes, no you didn't ❤️

[sableeira]

Sigma for kokoasci’s 5k dtiys ✨

@kokoasci

[beartitled]

can't stop thinking about the baby bill comic like sdlfkjlasdjf imagining this is some alternate dimension where they were given the chance to stop bill before he can repeat history in that timeline and potentially come back, but he's too baby, so they gotta just... pick him up and take him, but then they see his parents freaking the hell out so they gotta just... also take them. Whoops

Awww 🥺

Take the entire family to another dimension 🪐🚀

They would probably need some sort of flat surface to display the parents on

But eh they will figure it out 💥

Da baby is very grabbable tho

[maaxverstappen]

help me hold onto you | T | 9/13

f1driver!max and streamer!charles

The man—Charles, Max assumes—sounds French. He loves that. He should be used to a French accent, he was forced to converse with Pierre often enough, but it sounds different coming from Charles. More melodic. Almost similar to someone he used to know once. “And that made me think,” Charles says, voice bellowing from Max’s speakers. “That it was stupid that we didn't have carrots before. Like, come on, it's a farming game.” Max has no fucking idea what the hell he is on about.

or: Max is lonely and finds Charles streaming on Twitch.

based on this prompt sent to @f1prompts

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)

[jellazticious]

ogh Cheesecake, you are one of the sweetest ships I've ever seen, I'm so sorry that people treat you so horribly

[angelbunnysweeet]

Rent a girlfriend Jirai kei pfps matching♡

[clumsiestgiantess]

Taking the ‘tiny stuck in the cold’ daydream a step further with the tiny being some sort of little porcelain doll who can feel the extreme temperature threatening to crack them — not able to freeze to death but able to freeze and crack apart with any small movement, and having to continue living with the broken pieces long afterward.

[pa-pa-patato]

Hc that Bendy tells Fanny stuff that happened in his life before the quest cause he knows she’ll assume everyone already knows about it and won’t bring it up again or question it.

Fanny: Bendy:when I was like 12 I saw a shadowy figure waving at me from an alley and the next thing I know I was waking up in that alley with my nose and mouth bleeding and on the wall behind was written “dreams come true” in what can only assume was my blood. Fanny: Fanny:ok……

Bendy:I once coughed up an entire knife. Fanny:what? Bendy:yup, just one day out the blue started coughing and the next thing I know I was holding a knife covered in my saliva Fanny:..d-did you eat the knife? Bendy:nope! It just kinda appeared. Fanny:what the cuss?

Bendy:I lost myself in the woods and climbed a tree to see where the town was only to fall and break my arm Fanny:happens to the best of us. Bendy:I had to take care of it all on my own but it healed wrong so I had to rebreak my arm, I still did it wrong but the pain isn’t as bad as it was. Fanny:(what!? Why isn’t the doctor doing anything about this!? Why is he just letting him go on like this!? Should I do something!? Do I leave it be!?) cool.

[levintrick]

BILLRONICA 🗣

[misteria247]

Do you think that on the other side of the portal that Ford would lie awake at night and think about the people he loves on the other side? Like he'll be in another dimension, he'd be tired from surviving another day and mentally exhausted from everything. And he'll lie in his little self made bed and in this moment he'll think about the people he's been separated from. And he'll really think about them without the usual bitterness.

He'll think about his best friend Fiddleford, and wonder if he's okay and if he gave up the memory gun. He'll think about his mom and how he'll never be able to answer her calls anymore. He'll think about Shermie and wonder if he'll ever see him again and how his family's doing. And he'll think about Stanley.

He'll think about his twin and recall their fights and the good times they had. He'll think about the panic Stanley had when he fell through the portal. And Ford, despite his anger, will wonder if Stan is okay. He'll wonder what he's doing, if he's eating well or getting into trouble. He'll wonder if Stanley was safe or if Bill figured out a way to mess with him too. Because despite the anger, the hurt he feels, Stanley is still his brother whom he loves dearly. Whom he loves so much that the feelings he feels are always at war with each other. But he'll also think about when he'll see his twin again and what he'll do when he sees him. Because he doesn't dare entertain the idea of never seeing him again. Ford also wonders, in those dark moments if Stan had forgotten about him. If he just moved on without him, because he didn't need him. If he, like Ford, missed him deep down.

Completely unaware that on the other side said brother also lays awake some nights. Remembering Ford and their fights and his mistakes and how he misses his twin. How he desperately wants to see him again to tell him that he missed him and how sorry he was for everything. Stan will wonder if Ford's okay, if he's got a place to sleep and food to eat. If he's got shelter and money. And hate that he can't be there to help him. Because despite his hurt and guilt and anger, just like Ford, Stan loves him. Loves him so much that he lies awake, just like Ford thinking about him.

They both lie awake, unaware that they think about each other. That despite so many years passing, they still care about one another. That they still love one another, because at the end of the day, they're brothers. Brothers who only want to see the other one last time. Who have so much to say and had so little time to say it.