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Important!
Ben Schwartz fans!! There is a project called @fandomsforpalestine . It works like this:
You'll commission an artist through the linked page to write/draw/edit/create a fanwork for you. All the proceeds will go towards a charity to help children in Palestine.
I'm writing fanfiction for Ben Schwartz media !
If he's been in it, I've probably seen it.
(I write mainly reader insert but I can do Gen or char x char)
More info:
My page:
Please share! <3
#Ben schwartz#Clyde oberholt#Dewey duck#Teddy lobo#Bill hoyt#jean ralphio saperstein#x reader#Scott Rollins#Yasper lennov#Leonardo hamato#rise tmnt#Uhhhh I'm probably forgetting someone#Rejected jokes#Donate#Commission#for palestine#free gaza#free palestine#fuck israel#Reader insert#Ducktales#House of lies#Rottmnt#Tmnt#Renfield#The afterparty
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Guess what day it is?
Happy birthday @rejectedjokes!!
Some of our discord friends put together a beautiful card for papa Schwartz. Everyone please click through these and enjoy. As always, if you want to celebrate this lovely human together, hmu for the discord link!
#ben schwartz#💙💙💙#happy birthday#you’re loved#you’re celebrated#ben things#bscu#join the discord#rejected jokes#sonic#teddy lobo#yasper lennov#bs&f
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[Sonic 3 Movie] Schwartz's Back! | Wednesday, 03.20.24
It's been a month since Ben Schwartz announced on X (Twitter) that's already begun his own recordings for the upcoming Sonic 3 movie releasing on December 20, 2024.
#a month ago#ben schwartz#celebrity#february#february 2024#february 20th#it's been a month#march#march 20#march 2024#movie actors#paramount#paramount pictures#paramount sonic#recording studio#rejected jokes#sega#social media#sonic#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#sonic 3 movie#twitter#twitter x#voice actor#wednesday wisdom#x twitter
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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you. yes you, person with rejection sensitive dysphoria. this message is for you. your friends DON'T hate you. they aren't mad at you. they aren't talking behind your back or wished to cut their friendship with you. they love you and treasure you and they are good people who wouldn't hurt you like that! ok, that's all. have a nice day.
#this is for everyone with RSD... except for me#my friends do hate me and do think i'm a burden in their lives and they do wish they had a way to let me know they don't wanna be friends#anymore but they feel pity so they never do#... this is a joke that turned too real and too dark too soon#it'll get better#anyhow this message will self destruct in-#i'm all over the place my brain is being mean to me i'll go to bed ugh#nic posts#and drowns in self pity for NO REASON#i'm going to kick my brain's butt#ok ok bye#rejection sensitive dysphoria#rsd is a bitch#rsd things
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Average Drama Enjoyer observes some peak drama.
#dungeon meshi#toshiro nakamoto#laios touden#kabru#izutsumi#Before anyone mistakes this as mischaracterization: The joke here is that it's ambiguous what the hell he means.#Kabru does love getting into fights a bit more than average but he's mostly here for the drama.#I screenshot the scene of him going 'The dark arts!' with a little smile everytime I re-read dungeon meshi. He's so catty. I love him.#And shout out to Izutsumi for adding fire to the drama. Girl said 'I am the listener. I heard that shit.' and refused to apologize.#Joke two: the deep cut - Welcome to more propaganda for whatever the hell is going on between Laios & Shuro & Kabru.#Laios trusting Shuro with some *heavy* information because he admires him so much! And wants to be his friend so badly!#Kabru also has another great character moment when he immediatly clocks Laios as not being as malicious as expected.#We love a character who can put the clues together! It is such a good subversion of what role we think Kabru is to play in this story!#Now he's eager to befriend Laios - who is barely interested and currently trying to befriend Shuro - who is barely interested and...well.#The painful triangle of people trying to get to know the other person better and being rejected...Friendship triangle.#We have all had a friendship triangle situation before. Right? You guys have also struggled to read people. Right?#Laios is universally relatable. Right?
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the subway rats poem is teruhashi coded
#saiki k#saiki k fanart#art tag#teruhashi kokomi#you guys thought i was joking But I WASNT. I WAS SERIOUS.#“i’m not the type to have friends” “i’ve received more compliments on my appearance than greetings” ok girl#go to therapy#anyway the poem reminded me of someone rejecting the companionship of people they view as below them#even if secretly they want it#because they feel too far off#which is what teruhashi does especially initially#rejecting friendship because she feels like she’s only valued as an object of desire#and is better than all these average people trying to befriend her#This poem also applies to saiki for that exact reason
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There was a time when we slept together on a single bed. How did we even sleep on that bed? We cuddled.
QUEEN OF TEARS (2024)
#queen of tears#kdramaedit#kdramadaily#asiandramanet#userdramas#haeyeongs#tuserkat#udeokmis#userginpotts#userhannah#roserayne#tuseralexa#natahjikio#userhoshii#belsmultifandommess#userkimchi#tagcheenee#becauseigtf#todramaism#bysya#ep 3#this was sad#the fact that she remembered but he doesnt cos he has put all those happiness at the back of his head#when he seems to be soooo in love last time#and when she just brush it off as a joke when she got rejected to cuddle#and her expression later when she turned#qotedit
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How the last episode went and why this show is gonna destroy me. It's watching Joke go from so brave and trying so hard to so crushed he can't even stay when all he wants is to be at that dining table with Jack... but he can't keep coming to a dining table that doesn't care about him. He can't eat in the shadow of other people's dreams any more. He can't do that to himself again.
It's how Joke finds himself failing everyone he loves and stops trying again, pulling back, giving in to the same hopelessness he knew before but this time even deeper, deeper because his father was never proud of him but for a split second he thought Jack might be.
#jack and joker#jackjoke#jack and joker the series#u steal my heart#jokejack#jack and joker u steal my heart#jackjoker#jack x joker#bl drama#thai series#thai drama#thai bl#thaibl#asianlgbtqdramas#bl series#thai bl series#thai bl drama#asian lgbtq dramas#there is just something about the full circle of his father rejecting him and then jack rejecting him#about how joke fails everyone he loves#and loses them
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ahhh, are you still taking requests? if so, I've seen your saiki art... I'd like to see kuboyasu in your art style :) (saw the little doodle in the terusai comic, so cute!)
Omg sure!! I've never drawn him before so I kind of struggled with it
So take this, and an upcoming comic of him being silly 💜💜
#aiura would flirt with him as a joke and hed 100% overthink it and try to reject her#he probably goes to her for love advice too lol#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki fanart#saiki k#s#kuboyasu aren#saiki k kuboyasu#saiki k fanart#saiki k aiura#aiura mikoto#aiura
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DOCTOR SCHWARTZ OML SCREAMING
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The London show poster for Ben’s tour is so rad!
Who can sketch Ben as The Doctor for me (but actually for science)?
Also the artist is Dave Kloc and his work is great. Follow the source link!
If you’re an artist and you have Schwartz related art, let me know! I’d love to share it here and applaud you :)
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Question! At the end of stayed gone, Vox is looking at his screens…in fear? Despair ? He kinda has the same facial expression when Al calls him on the watch. What’s going on with that? Is he just afraid of Al?
I mean. yeah? I mean it's probably a lot of emotions combined but I do think he's also fucking terrified LMAO. this would've been the first face-to-face communication he had with alastor in 7 years, and it was unexpected for him. he intended to spy on him SECRETLY through pentious only for the man HIMSELF to pick it up. like bro anyone would have a heart attack at that.
obsessed with this btw. but like yeah this was like so terrifying for him the moment he realised alastor was attending the overlord meeting the next episode, he called up velvette to take his place, he could NOT bring himself to see alastor face to face after that. in general I mean, he CLEARLY has a lot of strong feelings about alastor because of their history and considering how it's been 7 years with ZERO contact, shit's gonna be awkward and scary, and so vox can't bring himself to face alastor in person, only behind screens.
I feel like it's a bigger question why rather than asking if he is afraid. although we could probably pretty easily guess, I mean we SAW how alastor EASILY trampled on him during stayed gone. so coupled with the fact that the very guy he was trying to secretly spy on picked up the communication watch of his spy, he's also just scared of how easily alastor challenges his power. he's spent 7 years not having to be worried about being challenged by him and now he's suddenly back and he's unprepared. and also
"I totally wrecked his shit last time he tried me." yeah you know when someone says "totally" the following things they say are like 90% of the time going to be untrue. he's absolutely losing his goddamn mind in stayed gone. he was all talk about the new status quo and being in charge but in reality, he's SCARED about what the fuck alastor could do to damage the power he's built up in the past 7 years where he took advantage of his absence. and then those fears were proven right as alastor easily pulled his audience and completely trampled vox at the end of stayed gone. stayed gone on vox's part feels more like he's trying to convince himself he's in control and has nothing to worry about. but clearly he does.
#ask#osrs.txt#I feel like I didn't really say anything that hasn't already been said though#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#it's about their general relationship idk#couldn't sneak a vox crush joke in there#he's scared because he tried to propose to him last time and then alastor disappeared in bitter rejection and it was awkward as fuuuuck#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox
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regrettably, neither is them being even a little bit ironic
#star wars#jango fett#zam wesell#there are many possible interpretations of their canon relationship and i'm fond of several of them#recently i've been gravitating towards the idea that like. this is all basically an inside joke to them. a bit.#bc like. listen. the banter follows a certain pattern. zam will almost always be the one to initiate flirting/innuendo#and then jango will sometimes play along for a bit but always ultimately rejects her. often with hilarious verbal brutality#and zam is always completely unbothered and often amused#your honor they are Doing A Bit#sometimes though i figure they forget what it looks like to other people#and they are genuinely surprised and weirded out when someone sees their outrageous flirting and assumes they're an item#they're like ''you didn't even let us get to the part where he compares me to a bothawui stinkweed and i swoon away dead in his arms. GOD!!#syn's art
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supernatural au where ghost is a flesh eating ghoul and soap is painfully human
in the middle of las almas, soaked in rain and blood that feels a little too close to soaked earth, soap asks - begs - ghost if he'll eat him if he dies here. ghost has to swallow the urge to promise that he will; that he'll savour him, let his body and his memory keep him warm and full as he mourns
not a drop would go to waste
and soap... soap needs to know that he won't be left in this place reeking of death and betrayal. the thought that he could fall in one of these back alleys and be left to rot and bloat, his ribs eventually cracking open and exposing his soft insides to the mexican heat fills him with a unique dread
he needs to know he'll be brought home
but scotland hasn't been home in a long time. england never came close; the various concrete bases he’s shuffled between no better than the blending walls of hotel rooms to his teenage eyes
ghost wouldn't drop him off at the nearest morgue to be planted a field with a cookie cutter headstone to be forgotten. he would consume him; piece by piece, bite by bite. it would probably take hours - days maybe - of slow, devoted feasting
but ghost is nothing if not persevering
ghost would give him a home and a duty to fulfil, even in death. he would make it so his body served a purpose just as he's served all his life
served his parents. served god. served the military. poor, aimless soap- always longing for a reason, a higher calling
what higher a calling is there than feeding a starved man?
#ive been considering the inherent love of cannibalism recently in case you couldnt tell#happy halloween#soap covering asking by framing it as a joke#as if ghost cant pick up the way his voice wobbles#as if he cant practically hear his heart beating in his chest from the other side of las almas#hard and fast and /alive/#so so alive#and so afraid#ghosts never been looked to for comfort#he feasts on the flesh of the dead; the very thought of him made people afraid and violated#and yet heres soap; asking him to do the one thing thats in his nature#the one thing hes always been rejected for#simon riley died starving#and ghost rose a starved thing#but soap… soap may be the one thing that could make him full#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghost#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#soap#soap cod#john soap mactavish#cannibalism#gore#kinda but best to cover my bases anyway
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if we’re stuck with this whack ass team name, then I better get to see Daniel’s face plastered on some Visa cards like this
#reject tradition (kardashian kard) embrace modernity (visa chashapp racing bulls danny ricCARD)#do not drag me this is a joke…unless#daniel ricciardo#f1
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