#red is numba one

[sprite-periodt]

Things I was absolutely not expecting to learn tonight

@redderthanatomato is a meanie

Being directed where to tickle yourself is sodosdhskqndk

Even tho “good girl” is my preference “good boy” makes me soft as hell

Verbally hearing “There’s those giggles!” Oh. My. Fucking. Gohoddhaodkslwld. I’m dead I’m actually not here. and they made it worse afterwardss!!

Being called out for happy stimming brofosjqodhwlel shut up???

FACIAL EXPRESSIONSSHAKDND FOND SMILES SMIRKS EYEBROW RAISES OMGGGGG???

“(real name). (real naaaaaame). Look at me.” BYE

being playfully mocked as well as counting down makes me super giggly or whatever,,,,,

“You’re meheannnnn”

“I know!~” HELLO???????

Going off on a giggly tangent making her laugh too and her saying in that tone “Don’t think I’ve forgotten” WHAHATDWIDOSKEL

verbally hearing what you want to do to me and how you can’t wait???? trying to kill me yeah?

“See you’re already laughing!” SHUT👏🏾UP👏🏾

“What was that????🤨🤨🤨” In that tone??? GONE.

[dizzy-hat]

me after fixating on a character that only appears in a trailer only to promote a new game mode

[bovineblogger]

what are your top 5 favorite cow breeds ranked by their coat

im bending the definition of cow a little bit . because i . youll see

NUMBA FIVE - RED DEVONS

i have SUUUCCCHHHHHH a soft spot for red devons.. theyre so beautiful i love love love their vibrant red coats!!!! but what really gets me is the contrast between their coats and their LOVELY PINK NOSES!!!!! i think about them a lot.

NUMBA FOUR - TAN AND WHITE BRAHMAN

its no secret that brahman are my everything. but i EXPECIALLYYYYY love tan and white ones i just think theyre so beautiful............ caramel..

NUMBA THREE - SPECKLE PARK

their coats r gorgeous!!!!!!!!!! i love how they’re kind of flecked n patchy, it makes every cow look so unique!!!!!!! cookies n cream!

NUMBA TWO - ANY BLUE ROAN

blue roan is a coat with a mix of white n grey hairs that make the cow look blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE COW COLORING . EVER. belgian blues. bluegreys. shorthorns. theyre. my favourite. i fucking love them so much. theyre so pretty

NUMBA ONE - PIEBALD YAKS

MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE BOVINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! YAKS WITH HOLSTEIN MARKINGS????? AND BIG PINK NOSES?? WHATS NOT TO LOVE!!!! I LVOE THEM SO MUCH!!! theyre not cows but theyre EVERYTHIGN ot ME

[kaizsche]

in my dreams, you love me back

a starlight/homelander fic set during s3e06, a missing scene (kind of) inspired by red velvet's in my dreams.

warning: delusions. angst. more delusions and more angst.

note: thank you thank you thank you so much to DelightfullySad and @finnismyoriginalsin for being the numero uno numba one enabler. if it weren't for them i wouldn't be here writing for starlander. i owe them my life. period.

crossposted on ao3

He felt the absence of her presence like a phantom limb. 

They have been inseparable the past few weeks. Ashley had coordinated their schedules to accommodate their PR relationship stunt. Where he went, Starlight naturally followed. Silly interviews about their relationship and public appearances were staged. 

He even began to enjoy her company despite her corpse-like enthusiasm. The moment he realized this, he began seeking more of her. His lips lingered long after their perfunctory kisses and his hands, he found, if not at the small of her back, were either wrapped around her waist or intertwined with the softness of her hands.

There was an odd moment of embarrassment but also smug satisfaction when a reporter wrote an article about them. How sweet! Homelander can’t keep his hands off his girl!

John supposed his recent business venture as the new CEO of Vought made him forget about everything else. He was lost in the technicalities and in turn had lost sight of what was important. 

Starlight. Annie.

To make matters worse, Soldier Boy rose from the dead, his appearance a cause for immediate concern. Nobody at this moment would be able to make the connection that Soldier Boy was behind all the explosions but the instant someone did would be ruining everything he worked hard for. 

Before that could happen, he needed to kill Soldier Boy. Fast. 

That was when he remembered. 

“Don’t you think that maybe the best way to handle this is to find him?”

If there was anyone who had information about Soldier Boy, it was Annie. Though, if it had been a day since she hadn’t reported back to him on the matter, maybe she wasn’t better off.

Her apartment was empty, much to his confusion. He was under the impression that she was scheduled to shoot an advertisement for a skincare company and yet her costume sat idling inside her walk-in-closet. 

For a moment, his traitorous mind entertained her connection to Soldier Boy’s reemergence. 

What did you expect, you fucking idiot! A distant voice in his mind screamed for attention. You killed her ex, you think she wouldn’t retaliate?

John whimpered, But she did it first. 

Just shut the fuck up and let me think.

He spied his gleaming reflection off a white telephone and dialed Ashley’s office.

She answered on the first ring. “Starlight? Where the fuck are you—”

“Where’s Starlight?” He questioned, ignoring the sudden spike of her heartbeat at the sound of his voice echoing from Starlight’s telephone. In Starlight’s room.

Ashley answered with a long suffering sigh, “I don’t know, Sir. She just took off without informing anybody.”

He drummed his fingers in silent contemplation, his eyes taken to examining every intimate detail of her room and stopped, glaring lasers at the offending image positioned right next to her bed.

“Alright. Call me when she comes in.”

He left the comfort of her room not before accidentally bumping into her framed picture with Hughie.

You’re acting like a spoiled brat. 

John dismissed the voice as he retreated to his quarters. It continued to whisper nasty things in his ear that Annie was likely an accomplice. He knew how much Butcher and his skinny side-kick Hughie (who happened to be her boyfriend) detested him. John wouldn’t put it past them to summon Soldier Boy in an attempt to level the playing field.

The voice grew louder, snapping insults in his ear about his weakness—that he had too much humanity in him. That it was disgusting and he was absolutely embarrassed to be him. 

He grabbed for the remote blindly in an effort to distract himself. 

“...he children had all signed a letter thanking Starlight and Homelander for their generous donation to the hospital. Starlight met with patients with kidney failure whose lives were dependent on machines. They are on dialysis three times a week for four hours — until they can have a transplant. The process, however, takes years because of a shortage of donors.”

Annie sat cross legged, surrounded by children. She held a children’s book in her hand, reading to them in silly voices. Different camera shots of children bursting into laughter at her antics flashed through the screen, some of it even catching teary-eyed parents. 

The scene changed. Annie was speaking to a kid with sunshine locks and blue eyes. 

“Dominic for instance has been…”

A lump formed in his throat at the sight of her arms around the boy. The screen transitioned to another shot of Annie cradling him in her arms like a babe as she spoke with a doctor. 

What the fuck? Get your shit together, man!

He closed his eyes, lost in the image of Annie and the boy.

John you fucking halfwit! Get back here! I’m not done with you yet! JOHN! YOU MOTHERFUCKER—

He stirred to the faint sensation of being rocked to consciousness. 

“Dad!” The voice screamed. “Wake up! I’m going to be late for my recital!”

John stuffed his head deeper in the sinking softness of his pillows. A hand snatched it out of his chin, his forehead making contact with the headboard in a loud bang.

“Wha…” A woman mumbled beside him. 

“The fuck?!” He exclaimed.

“Mooooommm! Dad said a swear word!” Before he could recover from the damage upon his forehead, there was another blow to his head—too soft to ever bruise him but a hit that took him off guard.

He rose to meet the attacker, the heat of his lasers igniting the low rage simmering within him. 

And stopped at the peculiar yet welcome sight of Annie’s bed head and her legs tangled in cream sheets. A smaller figure dressed in pajamas blocked his figure, meeting his rage with a smug smirk so reminiscent of his own. 

“Pay up!”

He blinked. His throat was so dry he was simply unable to respond. Bewildered, he sought Annie’s help. 

She frowned, but complied nonetheless. Annie laid a hand on the girl’s shoulder, her voice raspy in the quiet morning. 

He was unable to follow their conversation for he had been occupied with the room he seemed to have been sleeping in. It was a modest bedroom, he noted, filled with mementos. There was a compilation of images of his unlived life with Annie.

His temple throbbed with the effort of remembering. A continuous ringing occupied his hearing the more he examined each picture. Memories flickered in his mind like sifting sand through a screen.

What is reality and what is not?

At the center of the images was a baby girl swaddled in his colors. 

Something itched at the back of his head, a memory long forgotten.

“Wendy?” He tested.

His daughter faced him with a beaming smile, her lips thinly pursed like his own but she had her mother’s nose. 

“Are you—”

John tackled the two of them in a tight hug, dotting kisses to whatever part of their faces he could reach. Twin echoes of shrill laughter brightened the morning as they struggled against his sudden display of affection.

“Dad, stop! It tickles!” His daughter cried, short of breath. 

He pulled away, reluctant to not be within her presence but remembered the urgency of the situation. “Chop chop, ladies! We don’t want to be late for the recital!” 

Annie smiled at him with a question in her eyes once Wendy left to go prepare for the big day. 

“What was that all about?” 

He leaned to press a gentle kiss against her lips but moved to her cheek at the last second. Somehow he knew she didn’t like to kiss with morning breath. 

“It was nothing.”

Her soft fingers gripped his wrist, “Are you sure?”

John chewed on the inside of his cheek in contemplation. Should he tell her the truth? That he wasn’t the man she married but a fraud? A momentary lapse of insanity to give peace to his troubled mind? But doing so would be akin to ruining the dream. 

John wasn’t quite sure he was ready to face the world just yet.

And so, he said, “I love you.”

“I love you t—”

His consciousness spoke to him in loud banging noises. Like what he did as a child when he begged for any scrap of attention. 

Welcome back, you fucking pussy. I’ve taken the liberty of actually getting our shit together. This’ll be the last time you do this to me. Do you hear me, you absolute piece of—

John heard her before he saw her. He had locked on to the gentle cadence of her heartbeat drowning all but the sound of her.

Annie sat down, sighed, and cleared her throat.

He moved without knowing, driven by the remains of his dreams, seeking her touch. The comfort, the soothing balm she alone could provide. 

“I’m really glad you’re here.” 

When all he wanted to say was, “I love you.”

He continued, driven by the questioning look in her eyes so reminiscent of the wife in his dreams. 

“I missed you.”

When he wanted to tell her, “In my dreams, you love me back.”

[numba1ma]

Hey, dolls!! It’s mama Janie! My boys told me to get online for some reason. Apparently to ‘meet someone’ I will not be doing that but I wanted to get on here anyways to chat with you all!!

A little about me, I’m a mama of 8 boys! I live in Boston, I know everyone and they all know me!

Henry, Jeremy, Lenny, Ralph but we call him Ralphie, Benny, the twins Ernie and Andy, and my little boy Jeremy!

I love music and all dogs! I’ve had a few in my life but wrangling a dog and 8 boys was not somethin I wanted but eventually I’m gettin a dog!

Baseball is also a big thing for me and my family! All my boys played it at some point in their lives!

Most of all, I love my family and wouldn’t trade it for the world!

So, if any of you lovely dolls have any questions or just wanna get some advice, go ahead and ask!!

Anon list:

💍,🪶,🧩,🍓, 🌟💜, 💀🌌, 🌌, ✨🪄

Tags:

#Janie asks - asks for Ma

#Janie chit chats - Janie just talking

#Janie OC tf2 - talking about OC stuff

#love from Janie!! - when she lets ya down easy

#Janie shows her friends - reblogging

#modie talkie - mod asks and mod talks

‼️READ RUNNING BLIND BY thetriggeredhappy ON AO3. I WILL BE REFERENCING IT A LOT‼️

Rules:

Anything is really on the table. She’s the mama so if ya got questions on life and stuff, she’s the one to ask.

She is red Scouts ma so she’s the red mama from the comics.

Her and Spy are together but flirting is on the table lmao (I want her too btw)

Ask her about spy if ya want.

Like I said, anything until stated otherwise I guess.

No homophobes or proshippers please. That is not allowed in here ppl. Be nice to one another!

Mod: in purple

I’m 18 so preferably 18+ interactions but all are welcome. Just be nice and stuff

Hey hey, this is definitely an ongoing work in progress because I will be figuring out lore and stuff as we go. I’ve already got stuff about like her relationship with spy and stuff on the boys (Had to do some math and I hated it). It’s also somewhat an OC I suppose since there’s nothing really for canon info on her.

She wouldn’t explicitly tell you her age but I’m thinking she’s 48 in 1972 which is the comic setting.

I am basing a lot of this off the speedingbullet fanfic Running Blind by @/thetriggeredhappy on ao3 (didn’t wanna tag them) so credits to them for stuff about Scouts brothers. Mostly the older ones, the twins, and some lore on them. Just a warning: I do not live in Boston and don’t have much knowledge on it so if you ask about stuff on that I will sadly not be able to deliver as well as you might want. I’m also not a mother of 8. Or even old enough to have kids. So uh yeah

My main is @flowerboy11300 and my Red Scout blog is @scouts-numba-1-blog

If you have questions or ideas please dm me! Would love to chat!! And my dms are always open to rp or anything else!!

Remember to drink water, eat food, and get some sleep! You’re awesome and you are loved!!

[hockeyandhrsepwr]

Surprise Homies!

Luke Hughes x college vlogger!reader

Sup Homies Masterlist

** I had this idea but wasn’t really sure how to write to so hopefully it makes sense & y’all like it**

"Okay boys, you ready? " You ask the guys as you finish setting up your camera. Nods come from all of them, so you hit record. You’re crouched in front of the camera blocking most of what’s behind you. 

"Sup homies & welcome back to the channel!! 

Todays video is going to be a bit different, but still fun!! I’ve had lots of people asking for a boyfriend tag, but I think those can get boring so we’re spicing it up. I have here some of our closest friends too, since we’re going to play a little game so without further ado, let’s get started.”

You step back & walk backwards towards the couch, where there’s a spot for you on the floor between Luke & Dylan. Ethan, Steve, Philippe & Jacob are on the sofa behind. As you sit down, the boys wave. Steves made a couple of appearances in the vlogs when the two of you are studying together, but none of the other boys have so they’re pretty excited. 

You plop down & Luke wraps his arm around your shoulder. 

“This is Luke, my lover. Boys, introduce yourselves.” Quickly they go around & say their names. 

“So, some of you many recognize these lovely lads, as they all play for Michigan’s hockey team. Steve here is the reason I met these lunatics, and you may recognize him as my study buddy as we go through engineering hell together” You stick your hand up for a fist bump, which you get before continuing “the rest of them just want to be in the vid for some clout.”

They protest “dont lie! Dylan asked me to put instagram handles in the vid. Anyway! They’ve all been playing since they were tiny, and today, we’re going to be testing their hockey knowledge. I’ve got 5 questions, of varying difficulty for them. They’ll have 10 seconds to write down their answers on these” you grab the mini whiteboards out of the bag in front of you and pass them around 

“Okay, lets got going!!

Question 1, and if you guys can’t get this there’s no hope for you here”

“Hold up, what do we win?” Ethan pipes up “The satisfaction of beating your teammates isn’t enough?” he shrugs, “I mean yeah”

“Anyway, question 1. 

Name one of the greats who had a fun nickname. "

“What the hell is considered a fun nickname “ Steve asks as he starts writing

"ehhhh. times up. flip!!"

L: CuJo

S: the dominator 

D: Super Mario baby

E: The great one

J: Sid the kid

P: Finnish Flash

“Ethan, thats basic, so no point. Steve, who the fuck is that, Luke, Phil, Jacob you all get a point. Duker gets a bonus for being the only one to put Super Mario which is the best nickname, no question.”

“Dude, Dominik Hasek!” Steve says “oh okay, never heard him called that but” you pull up your phone “google says that was his nickname so you get a point. Moving on”

“Question 2, name Two teams to win back to back Stanley Cups at any point. Go” The boys are writing as you count down. “Done! Flip them” 

L: Tampa bay & Islanders

S: Red Wings & Tampa

D: Pittsburg, Montreal

E: Oilers, Canadiens 

J: Detroit & Toronto

P: Canadiens & Lightning

“Okay points for all good job boys. Next question, numba three!!

Give me 2 teams located in State, or provincial before you get your panties in a twist Ethan, capital.”

“Bruh I dont know geography!” Dylan complains. “Well, that sucks for you then”

“I though this was going to be stats or something!”

“So if I asked you to list the top scorers in NHL history you would get it?”

“Yeah probably!”

“That sucks for you then since I’m asking the questions. Go”

Dylans muttering to himself going “is that a capital” as the timer ticks down

L:  Rangers & Preds

S:  Avs (Denver) & Blue Jackets (Columbus)

D: Columbus & Boston??

E: Edmonton & Toronto 

J: Red Wings (duh)  hurricanes (hopefully)

P: Detroit & Boston

“Luke, you’re wrong no points!”

“Hang on, NYC isn’t the capital?”

“Dude even I know that & I’m Canadian”

“Jacob & Steve, you both get bonus points for actually putting teams, not just cities. Clearly the rest of the boys can’t listen” 

“Duker, good job you bullshitted your way through that”

“Thats my talent babe” he winks at the camera

“Question 4, What is the dumbest penalty that a team can get? “

“Is there a right answer here?” Jacob asks

“Yes, There is a correct answer, And if you don’t know this, clearly you don’t pay attention when we watch hockey together”

“Oh thats easy” Luke & Duke both say before writing 

“Time!! Flip.”

L: Too many men - can y’all not count or something (direct quote)

S: Too many men

D: Too many “idiots on the ice” 

E: Too many sticks? idfk

J: yelling at the ref (abuse of officials)

P: Too many men?

“Wow Jacob & Ethan, wow. I see how it is.”

“You know we’re normally playing when youre watching hockey right?” Jacob says in protest. 

“Well the others got it right so stop being a sore loser. The rest of you all get points. And get your shit together guys. Lukey, bonus point for the quote”

“Its not hard, you say it every time.”

“And yet, you idiots still get the penalty!! Think of poor Adam who had his hatty taken away the other weekend because you guys can’t count!”

“Okay lets move on. We’ve heard the rant before” Steve butts in before you can get too heated. 

You stick your tongue out at him but continue

“Final question, and you can get a lot of points here. There have been lots of brotherly duos that have played in the NHL” The boys immediately start protesting & talking over each other.

“Seriously?”

“Pretty sure this is blatant favouritsim”

“Oh Hell no” 

Putting your fingers in your mouth you whistle to get their attention. 

“Can I finish? Thank you. Now, there have been many brotherly duos play in the NHL. Name one duo where at least one of them has played at least one game this season. More obscure means more points, for a max of ten, so for example if you were to say a certain Canuck & his annoying brother, that’s easy as fuck so half a point. Since this requires some more brainpower, I’ll give you 20 seconds. Go”

“What if we dont know both their names?” “You’ll still get the points if you give one as long as it fits the criteria”

“Bro what the fuck?” 

“Who the hell” 

You sit there laughing at them as they try & come up with more obscure duos than the others. After 30 seconds, times up. 

“Flip em boys”

L: Mikey & Ryan Mcleod (Go Devs!!)

S: P sure Adrian Kempe had a brother 

D: Foudy Bros (CBJ!)

E: Willy & Alex Nylander

J: Reinhart (??)

P: Kevin Hayes

“Okay, honestly I dont know off the top of my head so imma google.”

“So Luke, you’re good, 2 points.  Dylan also good, three points .”

“Hey!” Luke protest 

“Shut it. Your brother plays with one of them so its not worth as much.”

“Ethan’s secretly a Leafs fan confirmed. Also 3 points”

“Philippe & Steven. One of your boys have played this season so 5 points for more obscure”

“But Jacob, I’m impressed. Even though you weren’t sure, you not only got 2 brothers, you’ve got 3!! And only one of them has played this year, Mr Sam Reinhart. I would’ve given you more if you had at least one first name, so 7 points for you!! Be more confident in your answer next time”

“Woah woah woah 7?!” Steve says

“What would it have taken to get ten?” Phil muses

“My game, my rules. Okay!” You clap your hands “Time to see who our winner is.”

You’ve got the scores on the whiteboard in front of you, just have to tally them up

“Alright, so here’s our final ranking

On the bottom  Ethan with 5 points. You did terrible. 

Not much better, we have Luke next with 6. What the hell babe, thats embarrassing for you.

Dylan in fourth with 7. Philippe with 9, 

Stevn has 10

And our winner, Jacob! With 11 points!! 

“WHOOOO!!”

“Can I just say, they’ve been alive longer than us so obviously they’d do better” 

“Ethan age has literally nothing to do with this. You just suck.” Jacob says

You stand up and talk to the camera

“Before this ends up in an argument or wrestling on the floor, Thanks for watching everyone! If you want to see more with these lovable idiots, check out the UMich hockey social media accounts. Maybe they’ll make some vlog appearances too! 

Love all you homies, see you in the next video!!

Luke pulls you down into his lap and you smile up at him while the boys argue, as your outro music plays in the video. 

Arms wrap around your shoulder and Luke presses a kiss to your neck. “Done babe?”

Smiling, you lean back in your desk chair & tip your head back for a kiss. “Just about”

“Hurry up I want cuddles” he whines. 

You giggle as you turn back to your laptop, double checking the title & thumbnail before scheduling the video to go live in place of your usual Sunday vlog. Hitting upload, you close you computer & join Luke on your bed.

“All done” you whisper before kissing him. He palms your ass, pulling you closer & says “good” before hungrily kissing you. You ignore the rest of your responsibilities to lay there together and cuddle, knowing your time like this is coming to an end soon. 

[askdeadbeatandnt3k]

wussup followers of the rubbersk8ter blog!!!

this is a post to go into more of a deep dive of this au for people that don’t know much about it, and give some fun facts about both deadbeat and nt3K along the way!!!, which will be divided into parts, this being deadbeats part

(deadbeats backstory/abilities)

the ggs were gonna fight gouji, atleast they were. But since a “devil cd” sounded ridiculous to everyone, they decided not to go. But that means that gouji actually summoned this supposed demon, he had one wish to ask of the demon, and while he was thinking of it, the demon, being a little shit. granted a random one he thought of because he was getting impatient, that wish being: infusing every multiverse and universe that’s possible into one version of Tokyo-to, that being this one. In order for that to be possible though, he expanded the earth 10 sizes and made Tokyo-to the only place you can visit on said earth. Afterwards he left, and gouji got super pissed…

then couple decades, whatever later. boom. one day deadbeat was born, she was born into a family of dysfunctional zombies, and yes. They were very much abusive… though for them. it’s normal, her species of zombies don’t feel emotion or sympathy at all, considering their dead, and the brain ain’t firing off anymore, when she was born, they noticed that she had dna of multiple animals and beings in her, which is cat, alien, red panda, if you can think it, she probably had it, during her younger years. she was taught to do a lot of stuff by herself, the most important thing that shapes her now is her abilities with rubber, her species was created due to a zombie apocalypse a long time ago in old tokyo-to, that eventually was controlled, but the zombies got kept for research and testing, after one test went right, the zombies acted like normal humans without functional emotions, which the scientists declared “good enough” and let them roam the streets, one day, a zombie was exploring an abandoned factory, and slipped on the railing while overlooking the melted rubber vat, and got dipped inside for a while, after being let out and back into society, he made a family that eventually spread the rubber infusion across tons of different zombies

ZOMBIE EVOLUTION!!! but, on the topic of deadbeat, she taught herself how to control being able to stretch her limbs and any part of her body to a limitless amount, after a good while of growing up, she was 12. and around here is when she realized she could shapeshift, which for this species, it’s considered. “Unnatural”. So she kept it a secret, while growing up she was a huge fan of the multiple different aus and variations of the GGs, beat in specific, so she wanted to collect different beat clothing, glasses, headphones, etc! How though? … Slaughter of course! After a while of killing countless beats, which took years, she finally got everything she needed after all those years (she’s about 16) alllll but one part, rollerblades, one day she went exploring and stumbled across a factory with a beat graffitiing inside, and of course, she attempted to kill him and steal his skates. it was a struggle but eventually… she got thrown in a pit of acid

(pause! + a fun fact, deadbeat cannot be hurt physically in any way shape or form, and shecan’t feel pain through those means aswell, but she can be melted through the means of fire and acid, which is one of the only thing that hurts TONS for her, now continue …)

luckily for her, it was ankle deep, but unfortunately aswell, it ended up melting her feet off, she grappled up and knocked that beat into another vat of some unknown liquid, killing him, luckily right before he fell fully, she grabbed his blades and shuffled back. her parents weren’t happy to see her lacking feet, but since they didn’t wanna teach her the process of regrowing limbs

(FUN FACT NUMBA 2!: slicing off her limbs don’t effect her in any way shape or form, other then slight annoyance, she can regrow any limb no matter what circumstance, it takes longer when the limb gets burnt off though)

..they got surgery to rewire her dead veins into the rollerblades themself, making the rollerblades her actual feet!, (forgot to specify at the start, but she’s also blind aswell, when she was born she didn’t have eyes, but classified black holes where they were SUPPOSED to be, basically not letting her see, and to see yknow, at all. She had surgery when she was a young child, but only if glasses are on her face, meaning she can do very cartoony expressions with any form of glasses), after that. she never wanted that shit to ever happen again /so she practiced a form of combat she saw online named “breakstyle”, and educated herself on it up until she was 17 years old, which she mastered the form of combat and was very good at doing it. one night while sleeping, she took off her beat glasses that she uses to see, and put it down on the counter, her dad got curious on how durable they were, and ended up breaking them, turning the color on it to black for the squiggly lines, and white for the main color, waking up to this, she was FUMING, which is unusual for her, considering she can’t feel emotion, but she ended up lighting a flame in her parents house, and burnt it down.

she got caught in it though, or atleast, her legs did, she grappled onto something outside and laid on the street, and while the fire was slowly travelling up her body, the grim reaper showed up to possess and talk to her in her mind, telling her that death is approaching , and she’s gonna visit the afterlife, but trying to collect her soul.. it appears that she doesn’t even have a soul! which in the grim reapers terms, means their fucked. they can’t un possess Someone until their soul is fully stolen and put into the afterlife, annoyed, the reaper stayed there, and just did nothing while deadbeat was laying there. after a bit of resting, she decided to hide in any place she could find that hid her, which she chose an abandoned GGs garage, and resided in the place until her legs reformed and the pain resided, the reaper finally said something: “hey. so, I hope you know I’m basically stuck with you until you die, which knowing your nature, im gonna be stuck with you forever, so don’t be an annoying little shit. Please”, deadbeat wanted to respond, but she couldn’t come up with anything to say back, she rested for a long while until a huge rumble happened outside, nt3K arrived Infront of the garage, and checking out his Time Machine, it appeared to be broken, which he went inside the garage near him to find any sort of parts, the only thing he found though being deadbeat

after a while of talking, he decided to stay for a while, and when deadbeat finally got the strength to get up and moving again, she redecorated the garage, made rooms for both her and nt (this garage is more of a home then a garage), and joined a variation of the GGs, the leader turning out to be her sibling, corn, for a while they got along until corn found out that deadbeat was the one who lit their house on fire, and the one who killed his parents, the entirety of the GGs got pissed at both nt and deadbeat, kicking them out of the team

for a while it was just her and her homie, nt. Since while being in the gang, she got along with nt well, and became his homie. time passed, deadbeat turnt 22, and one day while chilling in her bedroom, she got a call from one her niece, scenekidmew, she called her, asking if she could come over, she said yes and when she arrived, there were visible tears in her eyes, deadbeat didn’t really know what to do, so she offered her inside, and after a little tweaking, made the vacant room in the garage hers for when she’s over, deadbeat asked her what was wrong, and while she was venting about what went wrong, she asked if she wanted some weed, which she couldn’t deny, so she smoked some, and immediately chilled out

after a while she really had a bond with her aunt, deadbeat, going over to her house a lot, frustrating corn but, since he doesn’t wanna be a bad father, he lets her over.

ever since, deadbeat has been stuck at that age, and they’ve been doing nothing but dumb shit! deadbeat also got hired to become a stripper for money, which explains why I made her wear a bunny suit, and be filthy rich at the same time

backstory. DONE! Now for her abilities (will edit backstory if some parts are missing btw … expect that)

her main ability is being highly educated in breakstyle, which is a form of combat that involves breakdancing, she wields 2 dual pistols and a skateboard to help her out in combat with said breakstyle aswell

her limbs are infinitely stretchable and the force from wind up punches, they basically give her super strength.

her stomach is a storage unit containing infinite storage, weird. I know; but she uses it to grab gadgets that nt made, or whatever else

her glasses are her eyes and her blades are her feet! Remember that! And since she’s a shapeshifter, any changes I make to her design canonically, is because she shaped herself to look different

the grim reaper can fully possess her body to activate reaperbeat, which is what she uses when she’s almost dead, another form she can use is “The one true fire god.” Which she activates when reaper beat is present, and she’s feeling a tiny bit of an emotion while being taken over (which I also know I said she can’t feel emotion, but it’s rare for her and only her to actually feel it, every other zombie just lacks it), she can take control of another half of her body and activate the one true fire god beat, her weapons are gone but she can now shoot a flame shotgun out of her hands, and fly around using flames, basically. Deadbeat but more op then she already is, and immune to both fire and acid!!!

uh. Yeah! Nts part will be coming soon, because I’m exhausted from writing this much… ghhhhgh.. tell me in the comments if there are some parts you don’t understand and I’ll specify btw!!!

[supermaks]

out of curiosity how do you think he should have moved in the sport? i dont think he could have done things differently

I don’t really agree I think his move to mclaren was kind of ridiculous especially after taking a gamble away from Red Bull like he did 😐😐 no matter how u wanna spin it wid Andreas or whatvr ‘potential’ ((please)) mclaren had and Renault didn’t, the renault car was a machine he knew how to drive and score podiums wid and he was becoming more of a central figure in that space than mister Esteban which is nothing to scoff at considering the type of driver Esteban is and the ambition he has. Like Danny ric left rbr for a reason right that was the whole thing he wanted to be numba one. Dont give me engine bs it’s literally the same engine. ‘Oh but Honda was a risk’ and Renault wasn’t?? That might have been a factor but it wasn’t why. It’s ridiculous to then chase a team wid Norris in it if u already hauled ass away from Verstappen in the first place. It makes no sense I’m sorry either he underestimated Norris or overestimated himself and his own skill to adapt to a different type of car. I just don’t understand what he was going after other than the bag and if thats the main motivation then good for her but what a fucking waste. And NOW he’s back in red and blue doing mascot work letting Horner treat him like some of type of charity project. trying to steal a seat from kids half his age so he can have his ‘fairytale ending’ wid the same fucking team he ran away from 6 years ago like ?????? This whole thing seems very strange and unnecessary to me

[fuukayamagiship3r]

Forest Fun Fact numba one . her pfp is slightly edited

This is her pfp

And that's the original . the cover for cj's TTDL the only difference is that it's red instead of blue to fit with her layout

[ajstaria]

Holy shits and giggles, hi i am here to show you what i think are the rumours that children from Dahlia make up😛 from somebody who only listened to like one video per playlist and doesnt know the full lore. Woopsie doodles. But also !! Some headcanons i have that i would love to share

RUMOUR NUMERO UNO !!

You will never see sweetheart on the job without sunglasses, like they fr rocking that villain sunglasses with the white frame and black thingy doddle inside of the frame i forgot what its called

HEADCANON NUMBA WAN !!

I shit you not, Guy knows everything about everybody, like you can literally tell him ab that one annoying ass guy with the dark hair and green eyes with the dimples and he would tell you (and shit talk ab the person u were talking shit ab too) about how he doesnt tip (and doesnt take his shirt off like a certain someone does) and his funky orders.

RUMOUR TWO !!

The children of dahlia say that Aaron can put out a candle with one of his stares

RUMOUR (not really a rumour but something that some parents told their kids that the kids passed on to other kids) NUMBER THREE !!

Some dahlia citizens saw 19 year old Guy dancing to that Hotdog song from mickey mouse in his room with his speaker blaring the song for the whole neighborhood to hear and they passed it on to their children that their pizza delivery guy danced to mickey mouse songs when he was younger)

HEADCANON NUMBER 2 !!

Ollies coworkers that are next to his work cubicle once heard him mumbling the lyrics to The Promise by When In Rome while bobbing his head to the tune playing on his headphones.

HEADCANON NUMBER 3 !!

Angel stans Loona, StayC, and Red Velvet. They love k-pop songs

RUMOUR NUMBER FOUURRRR !!!

If Darlin smiles at you, you'd find 4 gold bars under your dinner table

RUMOUR NUMBER FOIVE !!

Huxley is the tooth fairy

RUMOUR NUMBER SIIX 😛

If you ever spot Geordi without a hat or beanie, tap his head once and he will tell you a joke

RUMOUR NUMBER SEVEN

If you give Lasko 5 candies he will make you levitate up into the sky

RUMERO NUMERO OCHO OCHO !!

Gavin gives kids candy, IF the kid can guess his age

RUMOUR NUMBER 9 !!

Vincent gives the BEST candies during halloween

LAST RUMOUR, RUMOUR NUMBER 10 !!

David is a superhero like Superman.

[vanians]

tagged by @wormdream to do top 10 albums ty i love doing these 🩷 im also doing current (within the past month or so) top 10 not all time nor are they in any particular order

1. chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit SORRY but its nu metal january for me. i fucking guess. but this is my numba one right now

2. and also three dollar bill yall by limp bizkit

3. and also significant other by limp bizkit. sorry but i must live my truth ✌️😔

4. toxicity by soad. guy who only just recently started to ACTUALLY listen to soad sorry again

5. cruel melody by black light burns (wes borland from limp bizkit side project 🙄) im aware that it is kind of a nin ripoff but i like nin so and its probably kind of because danny lohner worked on it too. which is funny to me on acount of the durst and reznor beef

6. hybrid theory by linkin park. guy who alsojust started listening to linkin park for real. like its 2004 or something not 2024

7. 来世は偉人 by hanabie 🩷 i like their other album too but this is my favorite so far. to be honest these are kind of it for me rn and i just put all my favorites in my monthly playlist and just keep listening to that on shuffle. but i can shoutout a couple from like december i guess ⬇️

8. what does anything mean? basically by the chameleons 🩵

9. idk if this counts because its an ep but i really like red hand akimbo by paris texas but if not their album mid air is pretty good too 😁👍

10. glow on by turnstile. to be honest their singer has one of those voices where idk what hes saying ever and all their songs kind kf sound the same to me like it all just blends together into one big song but i remember listening to this and time and space quite a bit last month while working on projects

sorry i talked so much i 🩷 music. if you wanna say i tagged you once again go ahead i really mean it sorry im shy. or whateva 😁

[doggerell]

tagged by @floralegia for an ask game 🧡🧡

Last Song - Secondary Worship - Hail The Sun

Fav Color - Green 🌱 I had a monochromatic (+ black lol) wardrobe for a while. working on adding brown, orange, and occasionally yellow and red accents back into it. that being said numba 2 is Orange and has been for the past 10 years

Currently Watching - 😔 House of the Dragon. I started Scavengers Reign a bit ago and need to keep up with that. I cant watch tv shows that I know will make me Too crazy (IWtV) because I really like being bandom obsessed and dont wanna be dragged out of it ahah

Spicy/Savory/Sweet? - Spicy 💥

Relationship Status - been dating my lovely partner for getting cloooser and closer to two years now. we tried polyamory for a short bit but I dont think it was actually for us LMAO

Current Obsessions - one Mr Anthony Green 🫶🦦💐

too lazy to tag anyone. if I tagged u in my last ask game and u wanna do this one consider urself tagged

[toybox-gang]

I think somethin somethin toy story and fictional crushes.

One, guuuuaaaah but i'd love to date my marie plush and perhaps form a polycule with my first partner. things like relationships takes time.

Yeup, uhm its kinda hard not to fall in love with all my companions, some of them are just so sweet its hard to reist!

yea sure why nnot

Mhm

Probably whats it like being on a store shelf for half your life, all the thoughts you've had. eugh. my partner comes from a unsuccessful toyline sadly.

Buzz Lightyear, this probably also leans into ficto territory too

Nintendo Gamecube, Red/Black 3Ds, and a rblx action figure. lots of tech related cuties <3

Probably when i bought my f/os action figure and then instantly bonded with that instead of her. i just feel a stronger bond with my figure-ified f/o.

I use the "Toy" label, Sapphojectum, Ranitum, dollsexual, and queer platonic ver of objectum.

 At this point this should be my banner buuuut, action figures, hard toys, heavy articulation. yk

re-read numba 9 please and thankyou

I wish i had one, unless you count hc's and fanfic, i got nothin

yea kinda, pretty awkward since i kept them in my bag most of the time. but it was nice to bring them out of the house <_<

Probably just going to a arcade, roller skating, or a concert

Just queer platonic, maybe a bit romantic here and there. nah not really

holyshiiiiit i keep bringing this up, but action figures. god number 17 is gonna make me go on a fucking tangent.

for sure. being hyperfixed on toys and toy story/ yeah

Holding their lil hands .w., but also reading with them, watching youtube video essays. just cozy fluff stuff

i'd think it would empower it even more tbh, throwback to number 14, less of my partner hiding, more of us having fun and embracing each other <333

Objectum ask game!

Despite my status as a vestigial mod who can’t see any of the asks we get (sorry y’all, we don’t know why either), I still want to give something to the community! With that in mind, I made an objectum ask game!

Here at objectum-crush-gush, we want to encourage maximum objectum crush gushing. Feel free to reblog if you want folks to send you asks about your objectum experience :D

How long have you known you were objectum?

How many object partners/crushes do you have?

Are you POSIC? If so, how does it affect your attraction to objects, if at all?

Would you marry any of your objects of affection?

Do you refer to the objects you’re attracted to as partners, crushes, spouses, or something else?

Is there anything you don’t know about your partner(s) or crush(es) that you’d like to know?

What was your first object crush?

What is your most recent object crush?

What is/has been your most significant object crush? (“significant” can mean whatever you’d like it to mean)

Do you use any sub-labels under the objectum umbrella? If so, what are they?

 Is there one specific type of object you’ve found yourself most consistently attracted to?

If you’re in a relationship with an object, how did it start?

If you aren’t in a relationship with an object, would you like to be?

What is your favorite piece of objectum media?

Have you ever taken an object on a date? If so, how did it go?

How would your ideal date with your object crush/partner go?

What would your ideal relationship with your object crush/partner be? Perpetual dating, marriage, a queerplatonic relationship, or something else? Does this differ from your current relationship status?

Is there any object you feel has gone underappreciated by the objectum community? If so, what is it?

If you’re neurodivergent, do you believe this has had any bearing on your objectum identity?

How do you express affection for your object partner/crush(es)?

If objectum relationships were completely normalized by society, would anything about your relationship(s) change? If you’re not in such a relationship, how do you think this normalization would affect the way you engage with your crush(es)?

I tried to make the questions applicable to both POSIC and non-POSIC people, so anyone with an object crush can participate! If you want to throw some asks at me through @tritonposting (can't read asks on this blog ;-;), I’d be more than happy to send you an ask back 👀 - Mod Wintergreen

[katsuflossy]

Could I request class 1-A getting a new transfer student from the city?? Like how they would react to the lingo nd allat

Aww thank you so much I really was nervous about that one but I’m glad you liked it!

Reader from Zoo York

1,2

Pairing: Class 1A x reader

TW: Obscenities, Mineta’s nasty ass

A/n: I hope you actually meant city as in New York City because I got so hype 🥺 but shoot me a message again if you had another concept in mind. Anyways I really hope you enjoy this 💖

Taglist: @myhoodacademia @melanimed @mixfi @iiminibattlehero @v-vpluto @strawberry-ice @ecao @photosbyameil @lunabby010

💫 When Aizawa told the class that there would be a new foreign exchange student from the states, everyone was anticipating your arrival. Some imagined you to be from Cali. Mina and the girls placed a bet on whether you would have a southern or a valley girl accent. Denki hoped you were Floridian so he could have a person matching is “Florida man energy”. Obviously, Mineta wanted you to be fucking hot (he needs help). And, Bakugo really didn’t care, already labeling you another extra.

💫 Well, the bet failed when they saw you walking in with some nice white g fazos on. Your resting bitch face kicked tf in as Aizawa asked you to introduce yourself..

💫 “Aii so boom, I’m (Y/n). I’m from New York, you know the vibesss. And I guess I’m mad excited to be here.”

💫 Sero made bank that day because he was the only one who guessed you were coming from New York. Hardly anybody cared because they were enamored by your accent. The way you talked to them sounded like butter. On top of that, your slang had everybody on pause. Midoriya stared right in your face as you talk, scribbling down every word that comes out of your mouth. Ofcourse his hard staring didn’t go unnoticed because you mean mugged the mess out of him. He couldn’t look you in the eyes for three months.

💫 Of course, Mineta had to ruin the atmosphere tryna spit game at your fine ass—to which you shut him the fuck down.

💫 “So you new to Japan right? I could show you a couple places like my bedroo—”

💫 “Umm WHOMPP. ‘Cause you look like purple bumps you’d find on some treesh’s ass. Like, fuck is wrong with you.”

💫 Mineta has no shame...he will try again tomorrow.

💫 Bakugo liked your spunk but still treated you like an extra. He tried to press you multiple times in your first meetings. Somebody should’ve warned him because you’re not the one.

💫 “You’re just another extra. If they needed a weakling for a hero, they should’ve put you in class 3B.”

💫 “Alright because you stay on my dick since I popped up in this bumass school like you a major dickrider. Ayo, in fact, you a whole dub bro. Fuck outta my face because I am not the one, two or any otha numba yo dumbass can count.”

💫 You and Bakugo eventually established a weird relationship, one that consisted of aggressive conversations but if anybody else came for y’all, you both are going down their throats.

💫 Everybody knew better than to disturb you in the mornings. After multiple times entering the classroom to the Bakugo and Midoriya’s fight scenes, you finally broke silence.

💫 “Yo, on no funny, y’all two mad annoying in the mornings. Mad dayroom and for what? Middle school beef? That’s dead a dub.”

💫 Iida? Terrified of you because he doesn’t know what you’re saying but it sounds mean, especially towards him.

💫 “Iida, you dead a feen but you fr keep this place up like real talk right now,” He’d be jostling all the languages he learned through his head, trying to piece together what you said before giving a nervous “thank you”.

💫 You now adopted Denki, Kirishima, and Mina because they really do vibe with you. They were all introduced to New Yorker culture a little through Tiktok.

💫 The only three people in the class that know how to woo walk. There’s always a party every Friday night at one of your dorms, drill music blaring out the stereo.

💫 You dub them as your sons and they’re more than happy to be called that.

💫 You put everybody onto some drip. Mitsuki thanked you personally for helping her son because his style was atrocious. You and Momo bought nice matching parkas together after a trip to the city. You hit up your cousin to get Uraraka a gold chain and now she mad Hollywood with it (let her live her life 😔).

💫 It took some time to convince Midoriya to throw out them faded red Octobers but eventually he agreed to buying some timbs. When he pulled up the Timberland’s box you were ecstatic.

💫 “Yurrr my guy Izuku copped him some buttas watchu know,” you opened the box, only to close it back again. Clasping your hands, turned back to him.

💫 “Deku.”

💫 “Y-yeah?”

💫 “Why the fuck are they red?”

[u-look-beautiful-today]

Do you... perhaps have any more owl house kids playing among us headcanons? I just got into the game and it’s really really fun to think about

I have SO MANY that I have been wanting to put out!

Firstly, let's talk about who everyone is! I won't go into head accessories cause there's so many and I haven't narrowed those down yet!

Luz is purple

Amity is lime green

Willow is dark green

Boscha is pink

Skara is red

Emira is cyan

Edric is orange (so everyone can see him not giving a shit at all times)

Gus is blue

Viney is brown

Jerbo/Barkus is yellow

And ik you didn't ask but

Eda is Black (only cause Lily is white)

Lily is white

Let's move on to headcanons!

Can we talk about a dumbass duo

Edric and Luz

Luz throws out the long con

And she just goes HAM

Her and Edric are left and right with kills

They will kill in front of witnesses

"It's me and the human everyone!"

"Jfc, Ed! No one saw you do it!"

"But I did!"

"No you didn't Skara"

"Luz! Yes I-"

"Guys it is Skara. Me and Ed scanned and she came in and killed Jerbo in cold blood"

"I never scanned boys-"

"Ed yes you did!"

It's a nightmare

But it somehow. Always. Works.

It's also a nightmare if they are on different sides

Ed will make Luz follow him

Just to vent

He'll pop back out and wiggle

And Luz will just accept it

No report

Just an alliance

Luz will kill in front of Ed

And Ed will dance on the dead body

He will also be a look out for Luz

Just two dumbasses

If Boscha and Amity are paired

Boscha will purposely go after Luz

Amity gets frustrated every time

Like Boscha will make sloppy plays and just kill Luz in front of like 5 other crewmates

Just to piss off Amity

Even if they aren't paired

Boscha will kill Luz in front of Amity

7/10 times

Those discussions are HEATED

"YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT BOSCHA"

"THE MOST HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER MET"

"YOU DESERVE NO HAPPINESS"

"....sounds like Boscha killed Luz"

"In front of Amity"

"Oh definitely"

Also

Good luck with reporting bodies

These idiots will think you are SUS

With no proof

"Found body, left reactor, I saw Emira, Luz, and Jerbo leave from over there"

"Hmmm, idk Willow, you were the last one there"

"...no shit I REPORTED the body"

"So you admitted you killed them!"

"Wha-"

Willow was not an Imposter

Amity 100% draws hers and Luz's players together

9 out of 10 times, Amity will follow Luz around

Just to make sure her fellow crewmate is safe

Totally platonic

Em and Ed tease her about it 24/7

Especially during discussions

"Okay, so me and Willow were doing the trash, Gus ran by us, annnnd I saw Mittens following Luz around like a love sick-I mean-lost puppy"

Amity: *plans Emira's death*

NEVER tell Boscha how to vote

She WILL vote you instead

Even if it means losing the game

Speaking of voting

It takes the Force, a prayer, a virgin sacrifice, and a deal with the devil to get them all to vote on ONE person

There is constant ties

Skara forgets to vote like 80% of the time

Gus always skips vote

Unless you tell him who to vote for

And Edric only votes for himself

Even if it's 3 left

And one of them is the imposter

"Ed, for the love of GOD, vote for Willow!"

"No, vote for Boscha!"

Three way ties because Ed only votes for himself

Emira constantly sends messages to Viney in the chat box

Aye, little brown bean with the banana on yo head, let me get yo numba ;)

Are...are you HITTING on me thru among us???

Emira loves the game

But she mostly likes to flirt with Viney during it

Phew, that's all I got for now! Thanks @wildcatcargo for the ask! I'll put out some more soon!

[whereistobin]

if chi-town Moe is official now does this mean we get mo' Moeher? :D