#record of Ragnarok incorrect quote

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Romance

Nikola: Y/n I need my-

Y/n*Scrooling thru your phone, hands him his NOW cleaned goggles*

Nikola: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…

Y/n*Hands him a cup of fresh cup of coffee, Just how he likes it*

Nikola*Sipping the coffee and blinks*... Marry me?

Y/n*Not looking up at him* I took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years

Nikola: Excellent!~

[chaostroberry1]

Apollo, in a seductive mouth watering outfit, leaning on the doorframe, winking and hinting at something : "(m/n)~ I'll be good tonight and sleep all by myself while I wait for you, okay~♥?"

(M!name), in a meeting with a few gods, incredibly oblivious : "alright! Sleep well. goodnight, dear!"

Apollo : "better join me soon~♥" *walks away to the bedroom*

The gods who just witnessed the BS : "😧"

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I got this from that death note scene of misa in a sexy outfit, obviously hinting at light on "stuff" she wanna do later. Motherfucker did not understand what she meant ☠️

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.

Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-

(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!

New incorrect quotes! anime only tho

Y/n: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Y/n: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Buddha: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Loki can fight in that dress either. Loki: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Jack: Wasn't Hercules with you? Hercules: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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The group is getting into the car y/n: I’m driving. QSH, out of view: Shotgun! Hades, turning to face QSH: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except QSH: WOAH- QSH, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Random Spectator: I love you, Emperor Qin! Qin: [points] And I love you, random citizen!

[hannah-the-red-head]

Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises* Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast* Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head* Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken* Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww… Jack: *in a medically induced coma* Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!

[thekingwhereitallends]

Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

[lilithizhere]

Incorrect Quotes #1

RoR Modern!Household with Child/Teen!Reader:

Adam:Hey has anyone seen Y/N?

Shiva:Nope

Lu Bu:No

Eve:No sorry

Adam:Fuck...

Hermes:If I may ask why are you looking for them?

Adam:They stole Ares sword and Ares is crying about it and I don't want them to hurt themselves.

Ares:*Crying* My sword!! That little Gremlin!!*sobs*

Meanwhile:

Y/n:Fuck Yeah I have his sword!!!

[kittybutter]

More SNV incorrect quotes haha

Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Loki: *chugs entire bottle*

Loki: It’s perfume.

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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Thor:

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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?

Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?

Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#184 WHAT-

Apollo*Looking at Anubis*Haha~I thought I had you pegged little buddy

Anubis: Heh!~Nah that's Her job!~

Anubis points to you putting whoopee cushions on all the deities' seats

Immortal!Y/n*Turns back to look at them*...???

Apollo: Ah okay...-WAIT WHAT THE F-

[chaostroberry1]

Talking to (name)'s father figure.

Odin : "what the hell do you want?"

Poseidon : "we're looking for my wife."

Hades : "OUR wife, brother."

Poseidon : "same thing."

Odin :

[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):

(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-

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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!

Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!

Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?

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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.

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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.

Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.

Göll: Yes you are.

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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!

Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).

(Y/n): *loosens their grip*

Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-

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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!

Ares: GOOD!

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•

Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?

Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]

Hades; concerned: Nine?

Hermes: Ninety-one!?

Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]

Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?

Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!!

Y/n: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Zerofuku: We got spring water Y/n: NO. Buddha: with EXTRA minerals Zerofuku: it's like licking a stalagmite Y/n: DON'T COME HOME. Buddha: Mmmmm cave water

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Y/n: Buddha and I are having a baby. Zerofuku: That's gre- Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Y/n: What did you do with Hades's body? QSH: What didn’t I do with the body? Y/n: QSH: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to QSH Hades: Fine. Hades: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Brunhilde: Why do you put up with Buddha? Kintoki: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends. Brunhilde: Why? Kintoki: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Brunhilde: You know you're describing a dog. Kintoki: He DID bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Brunhilde, deadpan: They hate that.