#recooking

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s Special

Personal chicken nachos

[epickiya722]

Now Yuta out here copying eating habits! Bro, you do anything someone else hasn't?

[eldritchborn]

HERMAEUS MORA AS PRAISED BY JACKALOPE

❝How does one convince a person that to stab the eye blind is the best of options, so the predator may lunge the throat freely?❞  The owl requests-

The hare responds- ❝Simple- convince them what is seen is more horrific then the realm of absence.❞

ITHELIA AS PRAISED BY GAIA

[melody-chan333]

The 4th new Transformation (Pizza Tower: Recooked Version)

In many stories, some people have evil alter ego that won't listen to reason or repent for their sins.

Pizza Tower: Recooked Version, on the other hand, is like Pizza Tower, that is referred to as a silly game with an anxious Italian chef, little story behind it, and no seriousness, but remade. So, who exactly can transform Peppino Spaghetti via the cursed mirror found in level 4-3? Well, to answer that question, the answer is…

Bruno Cattivo. You may recognize him as the antagonist of the Pizza Tower AU that I like to call "Peppino and Bruno". Bruno is the unspoken transformation that I first mentioned back in September 23rd. You'll notice the information that normally displays onscreen as Peppino is absent as Bruno. There are reasons for it.

The Hud is gone because Bruno thought that Peppino's free will has completely shattered, and will never be restored.

The Pizza Points and the Rank is gone because Bruno never has any reason to care how good Peppinois at beating the level, or care about anything at all.

The Timer is gone because Bruno thinks the passage of time has become irrelevant to Peppino. Bruno thinks that Peppino won't live to see another day.

The aesthetic of this transformation is an insane, incontrollable man going on his killing spree. The ability to freely attack enemies would ruin this aesthetic, so you cannot attack anyone on your own free will while in this transformation. Instead, since Peppino can no longer control himself, Bruno automatically attacks any enemy he get's close to. So, what would happen if an enemy stealthily attacked Bruno?

Directly attacking Bruno would be a big mistake. He can sense danger, he has lightning fast reflexes, and he is strong enough to even physically overpower Peppino, even if Peppino raises his strength as far as possible. Not even a stealth attack could work. It might sound like he's ridiculously overpowered, but a character like this would actually be necessary to balance the gameplay.

Thank you guys for following the progress on Pizza Tower: Recooked Version.

(Inspired by @veganpepperoni)

[phosphorus-noodles]

ive written like 1.5k words this car ride my goodness im cooking

[aritamargarita]

and everyone will continue to jump you for that bret request.

you guys to me:

[raven-cl]

Someone made me a bowl of wontons and I ate one just to bite into another and see the meat is still bright pink...

[david-box]

Ow.

[hellsite-yano]

[xvigames0]

You walk into a house. There is spaghetti. The spaghetti is made of spaghetti. The bowl is made of spaghetti. The house is made of spaghetti. The unending abyss of infinite darkness is filled with spaghetti. Spaghetti is everything, and all there shall be. We are spaghetti.

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s Special

Pork burger 🍔 crunchwrap with “Ed” Sauce

[lilbreed1ngdoll]

im still a little upset about yesterday. i screwed up the entire. day.

[sword--wings]

There is truly nothing funnier than going through old posts on here theorizing about the show, meta, etc. And ...seeing how wrong it all went. Just saw an old meta that was for Blue Paladin Alfor and whooo boy would that have solved A LOT of problems

[melody-chan333]

Tomorrow, I'll start writing...

[mockiatoh]

Something that I kept in the tags but maybe should be its own post:

A lot of people wonder why contaminated foods can’t simply be reheated/recooked in order to kill the microbial contamination, and then eaten.

The issue is that these microbes produce toxins which are largely what caused signs and symptoms of illness. These toxins remain in the food even after the microbe itself has been killed. So let’s say your rice has become contaminated. You hear your rice back up to steaming hot for a while. Hell, you bring it to a true boil because you’re gonna make rice pudding or something, right?

You may have killed all of the microbes, but the food can still make you very ill. This is why preventing contamination in the first place is so important. Proper washing, keeping things at safe temps, etc etc.

[toskarintoast]

Ill be honest. I hate toast, its always horrid, even if it is doused in butter. Mildly palatable if drowned in honey

My father, has a habit of making toast out of fresh bread. Do you see the problem? A fresh, steaming loaf and violently mutilated, recooked. Toasted.

Have old bread? Make croutons, breadcrumbs, french toast (which ISNT TOAST BTW). dont make that tenebrous maillard malady that is

toast

Tumblr user. lumpyflakycum. wants to. lecture me. on the palatability. of food. lol.

anyways. blocking you. seriously, why would you even bother?🖕