#this is a joke! calm down!
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Now Yuta out here copying eating habits! Bro, you do anything someone else hasn't?
#this is a joke! calm down!#you know what yuta and yuji would be the type to eat your leftovers#but while yuta may buy you other food to replace it#yuji will recook your leftovers#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jujutsu kaisen leaks#jjk 251#okkotsu yuta#yuta okkotsu#okkotsu yuuta#yuuta okkotsu
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“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”
1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.
2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.
#ramblings#percy jackson#pjo#OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST#ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS#I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS
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SLIGHT EPISODE 2 SPOILERS
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i AM HURT, i AM BETRAYED /LH
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#shitpost#ink rambles#the amazing digital circus pomni#amazing digital circus#tadc episode 2 spoilers#tadc episode 2#gummigoo#THIS IS A JOKE BTW#I STILL LIKE CAINE#GUYS CALM DOWN WE DONT KNOW IF GUMMIGOO IS ACTUALLY DEAD#HE’LL PROBABLY RETURN
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They now have a mouth and they must scream
Buy me a kofi?
#i doodled this a long time ago and considering i havent posted any new art yet i decided to finish it#most serious au ever#they kept cursing for a bit till they finally calmed down#this is mostly a joke but u know im making it canon#hollow knight#hollow knight au#pure vessel#the hollow knight#hollow hk#the radiance#the radiance hk#radiance vessel au#first post of 2024
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I bet they had to end Merlin in season 5 becos the affection/lovey-dovey between them both was getting ridiculously over-the-top. if they kept going, there would've had to be a kiss or smthn so they just found it easier to kill Arthur instead.
#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#this post is (mostly) a joke lol#calm down#1k
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i wish i could caption this with "and now for something completely siffrint" but the last thing i posted was. also siffrin.
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#i needed to doodle silly stuff to calm down this morning. phew#(also if 5 billion people have made the anya face joke before me...my bad. i just got here)#i always get so nervous abt posting art in a new fandom!!! but i like to share...augh
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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?
It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR
THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.
That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.
The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.
Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#laios touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi meta#again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny#and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings#i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag#so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this#and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way#though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them#in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!
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I haven’t seen a single person be horny about the elephant powerup in Mario Wonder, but I’ve seen like a thousand Twitter Comedians be like “HOLY SHIT IT’S A FETISH! LOOK A FETISH! NINTENDO PLEASE DONT UNLEASH THIS CURSED SHIT ONLINE”
And like, yeah some people are gonna be into it (and more power to you), but it’s obnoxious that a good chunk of the discourse about Wonder is people seeing the most benign kids-show-grade animal character and pretending like Nintendo just unveiled Ball Gag Mario or some shit.
#super Mario bros wonder#Mario wonder#Mario#elephant Mario#I don’t even mind dirty jokes about the games - just please calm down and make funnier jokes
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GET THESE BITCHES A ROOM
#god these past few chapters really reminded me how feral yoojin is#hes not holding back the s-classes they are all holding HIM back and LOSING#GET THIS MAN LOCKED DOWN STAT#[lowkey spoilers ahead->]#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK HE JUST JUMP SHJ AND START PULLING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT OUT THE BLUE CALM DOWN GIRL#I KNOW WE FACING ANOTHER BREAK UP ARC BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS AND SONG TAEWON#GIRL YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR HAVNDS ONTHAT S-CLASS HAIR ITS NOT WORTH IT PLEASE#everyone just panicking around him was the cherry on top too like 😭😭😭#they really all watching this tiny ass man pounce a man 2 meters tall and hanging on like an angry chihuahua#absolutely BEFUDDLED BECAUSE WHO TF DOES THAT 😭😭😭#HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT IN THIS SITUATION GIRL I WOULD BE LOST TOO 😭🙏🙏#WHATS FUCKED UP IS I SAW FANART FOR THAT SCENE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE OR SOMETHING NAH IT’S CANON LIKE?????#whats absolutely wild is seeing the build up in yoojins thoughts being like#‘i should pull this bitch’s hair out- make him bald see what happens’ completely thinking the man is joking#before he fucking POUNCES LIKE AN ANGRY TINY DOG#FULL COMMITMENT AND EVERYTHING#CHAIN THIS BITCH UP PLEASE 😭🙏🙏#tsctir#jinjae#sctir#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#tsctir spoilers#also anyone who recognizes what i based that first image off of gets a gold star
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this specific sanji rewired my brain completely at the time to the point that it's quite literally the only thing that can make me reach full happiness now
#i'm not even joking the first time i saw this clip i had to stop watching the show for a while#i literally started walking around my room to calm down bc i was hyperventilating#i wish i were joking but i'm being dead serious here#he's my whole life#one piece#black leg sanji
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Scorpions from the past
#the Scorpions are a reference to his comics and past trauma#i definitely think that ghost would have triggers or moments where he beeaks down and some of them are during really bad moments#also i post more soapghost on twitter#It's 7am and I have yet to sleep but my mind is only thinking about the next part of the comic#simon would most likely disassociate and ghost would take over#soap would blame himself because he couldn't calm him down in time to not let ghost come out#If he hadn't pressed his mouth closed so hard or bs able to properly calm down#that he wouldn't have to build this wall up again.#i also think ghost would come out especially when he realizes that Simon's directly putting not only soap but himself in harm's way#But the comfort bits where soap slowly softens ghost back up by just spending time near him#telling jokes and getting simon to realise he's safe again so he doesn't need to put up the walls#but soaps inability to help was the final straw that let ghost out so it'll be really rough to loosen his walls again#simon riley#ghostsoap#john mactavish#soapghost#fanart#mw2 fanart
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yeah it is important to do art studies of art styles you like but also i no no wannnaaaaaaa it's hard and i don't wanna >:(((
#this is a joke#im doing it anyways#trying to draw in the spider-verse style and it's making me wanna tear my hair out#literally WHY is it so hard#i need to draw gay people to calm down#erinwantstowrite
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Sorry but prongsfoot is actually criminal
#wolfstar supremacy#jegulus supremacy#fuck jkr#anti prongsfoot#guys its not that deep this is supposed to be a joke#i just talk aggressively so please calm down
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Ah yes, another reminder that Ivan suffered from the beginning of his life to the very end of it and was never loved and always felt alone and never felt worthy of anything cAN WE PLEASE TAKE A BREAK DEAR GOD
#being an ivan stan is the hardest thing to do in this fandom and i am NOT JOKING#it’s so fucking difficult not to just cry after every new thing you learn about him because it’s all so depressing#putting ivan up on a high shelf until vivimeng calm the fuck down#nowhere is a lovely song but DAMN#WE GET IT#HE LIVED AND DIED A SAD PUPPY IN A WET CARDBOARD BOX#ENOUGH!!!#sorry guys i’m just feeling a lot about ivan rn#he really thought he wasn’t worthy of love or care and that genuinely makes me ill#might delete later#if it feels too whiny#idk idk#vant put the phone down i beg#alien stage#alnst#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#ivanttakethis shut up about ivan challenge: impossible#ivanttakethis talks too much
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"i was being hunted and i was completely unaware it was happening"
#a jokey joke but the way jacob looks at sam here.... like girl calm down#interview with the vampire#sam reid#bailey bass#jacob anderson
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