happinessandhaziness

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Racism isn’t saying an uncomfortable word. Racism is every news media reporting on the individual lives of the 33 adult settler hostages to be released in Phase 1, and not one mention of the 100+ Palestinians, 25 of whom are children, that Israel has murdered since announcing the ceasefire. They’ll try to kill as many as they can before Sunday.

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robots were made to be kissed. You agree

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Mech pilots aren't even needed anymore. Yeah they don't do anything in there, it's all handled by the onboard Ai. We just pretend that they're doing stuff because its easier to explain that we've got a fucked up human in there than an Ai that's smarter than twenty people piloting the giant metal death machine.

Yeah sometimes the Ai and the pilot have some weird phsycosexual relationship but it's easier to just let that happen. Besides it keeps both the Ai and the pilot in place, so who cares if it keeps a person as a fuckpet?

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ms paint study from 2021

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Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

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Reblog to grope prev's tits

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ok but hugging your overworked robot girl when her battery starts to die and reassuring her it’s ok, you’ll get her plugged in, and she trusts you enough to stay in your arms as her servos slow down and her voice begins to lag and get jittery before her battery runs out completely and she collapses on you

using a hand truck to get her to bed and plugging her in and holding her smooth silicone fingers as she powers back on and runs self diagnostics and then her facial paneling flashes a heart icon at you

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Daria and Jane and being gay in the 90s

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i wish all a first tummy tuesday of the year!

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perv femmes whose hands are always creeping up your shirt or unbuttoning your pants. perv femmes who will push their tongue into your mouth on the first kiss. perv femmes who guide your hands exactly where they want you to grope and squeeze. perv femmes who look like they’re going to eat you every time you change in front of them. perv femmes who will happily take all their clothes off just for your attention.

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the gay girl dating scene is really like this

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oh to suck on a pretty girl’s cock while she tells me about her special interests and she holds my leash in one hand… giving me the occasional bit of praise… explaining things nice and simply for my puppy brain… wanna make sure i understand while i make her feel good…

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2025 goals : be invited to a sleepover with only butches and be passed around like a blunt

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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

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"suck my dick" is just a figure of speech until I'm on my knees and pulling off your boxers, my hands on your thighs and my breath coursing over your skin. you were so angry and now what? are you scared? c'mon I promise I will make you feel real good, all you have to do is relax, I'll just suck all the anger right out of you.

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be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever