happinessandhaziness

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[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

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"Too often, discussion of a mech focuses on the mechanical components: servos, hydraulics, ballistic plating and rotary cannons. But a 20-ton war machine is nothing without a brain to operate it. The pilot, suspended in their harness, encased in shock-fluid, jacked into their frame, decides where to move, what targets to hit. What goes unnoticed is the contributions of the mech's brainstem: the OS-TACAD. The TACAD is not sentient, but it controls everything that the pilot cannot waste precious microseconds thinking about: synthmuscle integrity, operating stability, frame balance. The TACAD is not sentient, but it dutifully attends to its pilot, ensuring the temperature of the shock-fluid they're submerged in is not too high, that the electrodes are properly providing haptic-feedback to its master. The TACAD is not sentient. It cannot think, feel, or emote. It can only process input into output. None of which explains why TACADs, against all odds, fully counter to their programming, consistently prioritize the life of their pilot over mission success."

-- Problems in Mechanized Cavalry Engineering, 7th Edition

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good morning how do i kill the yearning before it kills me

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

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i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..

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Have some more ✨Suggestive Boots✨

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Things from the Flood

Simon Stålenhag

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Meow~

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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oh it would be a shame if I received horny asks to pass the time with <3

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Gotta love pathetic little sluts that crumble at the slightest provocation. Where you flirt and tease them until they’re unable to take it anymore and they have to get themselves off.

“Aww you fell apart so quickly… Don’t be embarrassed now… Don’t stop until you make a mess of yourself…”

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Okay, I need some body safe silicon and resin. i need a sex toy that doesn't exist, so I need to just make it myself I guess.

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shy pathetic little sluts are so adorable! look at you, panting and humping my leg so desperately while you try to hide your face in my shoulder. why don't you look at the absolute mess you are making in my lap princess? are you embarrassed about how much you just want to be a toy for me to use? look at me baby, i wanna see your pretty face as i ruin you.

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need a girl that’s stronger than me to pin me to the bed and tease me. when i whine and beg her to let me go she just laughs at me and tells me if i really wanted her to stop i’d try harder 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

this is about wlw, men and minors dni.

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the few, lucky times i manage to find a video with one girl sitting on another girl's lap and their pussies actually touching, kissing and rubbing against each other, leaving trails of cum, i always think life is worth living.

and then i grab my pillow, hop on top of it and imagine i'm riding some wet pussy