#recipe: 2 cups butter

[xiuhunsoo]

honestly the only wish i have for world domination is to take over the world so i can get rid of all fucking other measurements and implement the metric system worldwide bc i cannot fucking deal with this cups and ounces nonsense any longer just use fucking scales and litre measurement cups like any sane person does fuck's sake

[foodshowxyz]

Coconut Lavender Tartlets Recipe

Ingredients:

For the Tart Shells:

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 cup powdered sugar

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cold and cubed

1-2 tablespoons ice water

For the Coconut Custard:

1 cup coconut milk

1/4 cup granulated sugar

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon lavender extract (or a few fresh lavender buds, finely crushed)

For the Whipped Coconut Cream:

1 can (14 ounces) coconut cream, chilled overnight

2 tablespoons powdered sugar

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

For Garnish:

Toasted coconut flakes

Lavender buds

Powdered sugar for dusting

Instructions:

Make the Tart Shells:

In a food processor, combine flour, powdered sugar, and salt. Pulse to mix.

Add the cold butter and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.

Add ice water 1 tablespoon at a time, pulsing until the dough starts to come together.

Press the dough into tartlet molds and prick the bottom with a fork.

Chill for 30 minutes, then bake at 350°F (175°C) for 20 minutes or until golden. Let cool completely.

Prepare the Coconut Custard:

Whisk together sugar and cornstarch in a saucepan.

Gradually whisk in coconut milk, ensuring no lumps form.

Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly until the mixture thickens and comes to a boil.

Remove from heat and stir in vanilla and lavender extracts. Allow to cool slightly before pouring into the cooled tart shells. Chill until set.

Make the Whipped Coconut Cream:

Scoop out the solidified coconut cream from the chilled can, leaving any liquid behind.

Whip the coconut cream with powdered sugar and vanilla extract until soft peaks form.

Assemble the Tartlets:

Once the custard is set, spoon or pipe the whipped coconut cream onto each tartlet.

Garnish with toasted coconut flakes, lavender buds, and a dusting of powdered sugar.

Serve:

Allow the tartlets to sit at room temperature for a few minutes before serving for the best flavor and texture.

[wh0re-in-the0ry]

I’m doing some late night baking and LOOK AT HOW SOFT THEY CAME OUT

YALL ITS LITERALLY LIKE A CLOUD AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I DID IT

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Sure! I originally just ran out of vanilla extract but they were legit so much better I’ve never gone back

Ingredients:

½ cup butter

¾ cup granulated sugar

2 teaspoons Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey whiskey

1 large egg

1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour

½ teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

Instructions

Preheat the oven to 350 F.

Microwave the butter for about 40 seconds. Butter should be completely melted but shouldn't be hot.

In a large bowl, mix butter with the sugar until well-combined.

Stir in whiskey and egg until incorporated.

Add the flour, baking soda, and salt.

Mix dough until just combined. Dough should be soft and a little sticky but not overly sticky.

Stir in chocolate chips.

Scoop out 1.5 tablespoons of dough (medium cookie scoop) and place 2 inches apart on baking sheet.

Bake for 7-10 minutes, or until cookies are set. They will be puffy and still look a little soft in the middle. Leave them out to finish cooking while they cool

Oh I can’t wait to try these. Lemme grab… my chocolate pie recipe maybe. I assume you can probably handle your own pie crust, but if not lemme know. They’re really simple to make. Actually I’ll just post a photo of the recipe. Gram’s handwritin’ ain’t bad, but I don’t wanna type all that.

[ronycore]

made some lobster ravioli and some squash tortellini for my birthday yesterday. very tasty

[acrosstimeandspace]

cookie

[softgrungeprophet]

this most recent batch of ice cream, my mom got trader joe's heavy whipping cream so i used that, and i can say confidently... not to use that for ice cream. the result is great in a root beer float but besides the texture being off it's also like ... greasy lol so it's unpleasant to eat in its own as ice cream because of the grainy + oily combo and cleaning the utensils is a pain

[dear-ao3]

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

[sodacowboy]

oh it seems I’ve hit the “sugar hurts my teeth” age

[seeminglyseph]

The danger zone of buying craft patterns online is sometimes they will recommend very specific craft supplies that are only available in their country and suddenly I have to figure out what the equivalent exchange of craft supplies is for random American brands and shit that’s available in Canada because I just wanna go to Michael’s not deal with shipping, duties, taxes and the possibility of border security deciding it’s suspicious that I’m ordering yarn and holding it for 6 months until I lose interest in the hobby.

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Biggest downside of baking is there is a mess and you have to clean it

[gentlefxlk]

Olympic Chocolate Muffins! (since the recipe is paywalled on WaPo)

Cool the muffins and ganache completely before assembly, about 30-40 minutes

Makes 12 muffins

Muffin Ingredients:

¾ cup (180 ml) whole or reduced fat milk

¼ cup (60 ml) water

2 teaspoons instant coffee powder

½ cup (50 grams) unsweetened cocoa powder

4 tablespoons (56 grams) unsalted butter, cut into pieces

½ cup + 1/3 cup (145 total grams) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chunks

2 cups (250 grams) AP flour

1 tablespoon baking powser

¼ teaspoon fine salt

½ cup (110 grams) packed dark brown sugar

½ cup (100 grams) granulated sugar

¼ cup (60 ml) neutral oil

2 large eggs, room temp

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/3 cup (60 grams) chopped milk chocolate, plus more for topping

Ganache Ingredients:

2/3 cup (115 grams) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chunks

½ cup (120 ml) heavy cream

1/8 teaspoon fine salt

Directions

Position rack in the middle of the oven, preheat 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a regular sized muffin pan with liners.

In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine milk, water, and instant coffee. Bring to a simmer, whisking occasionally.

Add cocoa powder and whisk.

Decrease heat to low, add ½ cup (85 grams) of the chocolate chunks and butter, whisk until melted and smooth.

Transfer to a large bowl and cool slightly

In a medium bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, and salt.

To chocolate mixture, whisk in brown sugar, granulated sugar, oil, eggs, and vanilla.

Add about 1/3 of the flour mixture, whisk until incorporated

Add remaining flour, folding with a spatula until no streaks remain.

Fold in remaining 1/3 cup (60 grams) chocolate chunks and chopped milk chocolate, until just combined. Do not overmix.

Using a ¼ cup scoop or measuring cup, divide batter among 12 muffin cups, filling to the top of the pan.

Sprinkle additional chocolate chunks on top.

Transfer pan to oven, and immediately reduce oven temperature to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bake for 22-24 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Start on ganache now

Let muffins cool in pan for 10 minutes, then use a knife or piping tip to cut an approximately ¾ inch wide hole in the center of each muffin. (use the centers as ice cream topping or eat now!)

Let muffins cool completely.

GANACHE: in a small saucepan over medium-low heat, combine chocolate chunks, heavy cream, and salt. Cook, stirring frequently, until melted and smooth. Remove from heat and let cool completely.

Once muffins and ganache are completely cool, spoon or pipe ganache into the center of the muffin, until slightly overflowed. Serve immediately.

[recipes2024]

Creamy Lemon & Garlic Chicken Bake! 😋A winner every. single. time. ⚡️40g butter 6-8 garlic cloves, roughly chopped 1 cup chicken stock (powdered) Juice and zest of one lemon 25g Parmesan cheese, grated 1/3 cup thickened cream 6-8 cubes of frozen spinach or as much fresh as you like (big handful at least) 1kg-1.2kg chicken thighs 3 tbs smokey paprika Sea salt to taste, a big pinch Preheat oven to 170c fan-forced. Melt butter in saucepan on medium. Add garlic and sauté for 1-2 mins. Add stock, lemon and Parmesan. Stir. Add cream and spinach and simmer for 5 mins. Place chicken into an oven sage pan and coat in paprika and salt on both sides. Roll thighs back up and pour over sauce. Bake for 50 mins until golden. Enjoy! *adapted from Lala’s recipe (thank you to my follower for letting me know the origin of this recipe)#easyrecipe #easyrecipess #garlic #lemon #fyp #learnontiktok #recipesoftiktoksa #recipesoftiktoks #bangbangchickenskewers #airfryerrecipes #recipe #recipes #recipes2024 #family #favoriterecipe #easyrecipe #mealideas #recipesforyou #vital #vitalkitchen #vitalkitchenco #jordan #asher #jordanasher #chef #chefs #chefsoftiktok #cooking #cookinghacks #cookingtiktok #cookingtips #cookingvideo #cookinghack #cookinghacks #viral #fyp #fypシ #fup #fupシ #foryou #foryoupage #foryoupage❤️❤️ #blowthisuptiktok #michaeljordancooking #jordancooking #jordanashercooking #cheframsey #hellskitchen #heavenskitchen #jordanbecooking #michaeljordanofcooking #michaeljordancook #vitalkitchenco. #thekitchenco

[deesblanketfort]

Edible cookie dough recipe for regressors ☆´ˎ˗︶︶︶

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Who doesn't love cookies? Or, alternatively, who doesn't love scraping the bowl for leftover cookie dough? Because I love it, a lot, it makes me feel very small! That's why I started looking for edible cookie dough recipes, and after some tests and adaptations I made my very own recipe!

Basic Ingredients ☆´ˎ˗

for every 1 cup of all purpose flour, you'll need...

🥣: 1/2 cup of brown sugar

🍪: 1/2 cup of softened salted butter

🥣: 1/4 cup of milk

You can use granulated sugar instead of brown sugar for a more sugar cookie-like flavor

You can use edible flours (such as: almond flour, coconut flour) instead of all purpose flour and skip the heat treating step altogether

Instructions ☆´ˎ˗

🍪: Heat treating the flour: to make sure the flour is safe to eat raw you'll need to heat treat it. This can be done in three ways

With an oven: Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Spread the flour on a tray, over baking paper, and bake it for 5-8 minutes

With a stove: spread the flour in a saucepan, turn the heat to low and stir it for ~2 minutes. Be careful to not burn the flour!

With a microwave: Microwave the flour for 30 seconds and stir the flour so the heat can be evenly distributed, and repeat the process 2-4 times. Remember to use a microwave-safe bowl!

🥣: Mix in the butter and sugar, and whisk them together until fluffy

🍪: Add the flour and the milk to the mixture and mix until homogeneous. The end result should have a soft and thick texture and hold itself together well.

Adding in flavor ☆´ˎ˗

Now, if the plain cookie dough isn't enough, here's some extra ingredients for specific flavors

🥣: 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract for a classic vanilla flavor

🍪: 2 tablespoons of peanut butter for a peanut butter flavor

🥣: 2 teaspoons of coffee powder for a coffee flavor

Adding the sprinkles ☆´ˎ˗

To finish off, a perfect cookie is usually adorned with sprinkles for added texture and colorfulness! This step is completely optional

🍪: Traditional chocolate chips

🥣: All kinds of confetti, hundreds & thousands, etc

🍪: M&Ms or skittles

🥣: Chopped chocolate

🍪: Chopped nuts

Enjoy! ☆´ˎ˗

🥣: This recipe serves around 6 portions and the measures can be cut or increased for less or more portions

🍪: This recipe can be stored in a fridge for around a week and can be added to ice creams and milkshakes

🥣: This recipe cannot be baked! It was made to be eaten raw

[tummywrites]

a nutty summertime "snack" for the calorie-addicted cows 🥜🐮

as if over 9000 calorie desserts weren't enough for you fatties, I have another recipe designed to widen that waist and pack your belly full of caloric, sinful sweets.

first, you have to get off your fatass and go to the store (or, have your groceries delivered, to save yourself some energy) and get the following ingredients.

1 pack of mega stuffed oreos (2520 calories)

1/2 cup of butter (800 calories)

24oz of cream cheese (2160 calories)

1 1/12 cup of powdered sugar (720 calories)

2 jars of peanut butter (or more, depending on how peanut-buttery you wanna go) (5320 calories)

3/4 cup of sour cream (if you want the cheesecake to have a little tang, but if not, do vanilla greek yogurt) (360 calories)

2 cups of chocolate chips (or more, again, your preference) (3520 calories)

1 cup of heavy whipping cream (800 calories)

1 family sized bag of reese's mini peanut butter cups (or more, again, your choice, fatty) (5070 calories)

this comes out to a disgusting, humiliating, repulsive 21,270 calories if you're so out of control that you can't help yourself, and stuff your fat face with every morsel of this cheesecake in one sitting.

I know you can't resist that type of gluttony, so here's how to make this sin:

listen to mommy carefully, okay?

first: make the crust

crush up the oreos to make the crust, either by hand or using a food processor until the oreos form a fine crumb texture. combine this with the 1/2 cup/8 tbsp melted butter. (if you want thicker crust, double this part. also adds an extra 3,320 calories) press this mix into the bottom of a pan that can be opened, like a springform pan. make sure you press it onto the side of the pan about 1/2-1 inch up, to add that delicious crust for the cheesecake. cover this and chill while you continue to the next step.

second: make the filling

get two bowls--in one, pour 1 cup of heavy whipping cream into the bowl and beat until the whipping cream forms stiff peaks. then, in the second bowl, beat the 24oz of cream cheese for 2-3 minutes on med/high, then beat in the 1 1/2 cups of powdered sugar until the mixture is smooth. at this point, make sure you add in your 2 jars of peanut butter, 3/4 cups of sour cream, and 1 tsp of vanilla extract and continue to beat the mixture until it is completely smooth. then, fold in the whipped heavy cream, some chopped up peanut butter cups and chopped up chocolate chips. (for extra calories, add chopped up peanuts as well.) spread this over the crust and place in the fridge for 4 hours, or until the cheesecake has gotten firm.

third: make the chocolate topping

grab yourself a bowl that can be microwaved, then pour 1 cup of heavy whipping cream into the bowl and place into the microwave for 30 seconds at a time, until the whipping cream has just begun to simmer. once it has reached this point, pour the whipping cream over chocolate chips, at least 1 bag. make sure these chocolate chips have been chopped up, so they will melt properly. after the mixture has set for a minute or two, whisk it together to ensure it is completely melted. let the mixture sit and cool for 5 to 10 minutes, and then pour the mixture over the chilled cheesecake and place back in the fridge for at least 30 minutes.

once it's set...

garnish with the rest of your peanut butter cups, chocolate chips, and, for extra calories, consider adding the following:

whipped cream

chocolate drizzle

caramel drizzle

peanuts

mini m&ms

remember, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on your hips, so savor every bite because it'll be with you for the rest of your life.

[eatstarz]

I’ve decided to stop gatekeeping the best brownie recipe I’ve ever made

Ingredients:

1/2 cup melted butter (make sure it’s HOT) I use salted butter and don’t add any salt later

1 tablespoon oil (I use olive oil) This is what makes the FUDGY

1 1/8 cup granulated sugar

2 eggs (fresh eggs make this better tbh)

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1/2 cup flour

1/2 cup cocoa powder (I use Hershey’s)

if using unsalted butter add 1/4 teaspoons salt

Recipe:

preheat oven to 350° F

grease/ line 8 inch cooking pan and set aside

combine oil, sugar, and butter, whisk well for about a minute (I do everything by hand bc I don’t have a stand mixer or anything)

add eggs and vanilla and beat until lighter in color, about a minute

add flour and cocoa powder (and salt), at this point you wanna switch to a spatula to mix these until they are just BARELY combined

pour into your pan, smooth out the top, and COVER the top in chocolate chips (and/or nuts)

bake for 20-25 minutes (I usually bake mine for 21:30) they are done when the center of the pan DOESNT jiggle

allow them to cool to room temperature before slicing (I’m very bad at this part bc I get impatient )

if you cut the too early and they seem super like doughy (?) it’s fine they will harden a little bit as they cool