#really?? okay

[faeriekit]

hmmmm.... misunderstandings? for ur ao3 tag ask thing?

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"So, uh..." Dick smiled, and it only looked a little forced. The family-style restaurant around them was kind of busy; kids were running around, the place was packed, the aisles were full of black trays on little wooden stilts as waiters bustled to and fro...

Yeah, Danny probably should have chosen a better first date/interrogation location than this.

...But the fries were so good!

"So...what's it like to body-share with a dead teenager?" Dick asked, looking about half as charming as usual, elbows on the table, eyes flicking occasionally to the door. That was still pretty charming, so Danny let it slide. There was pizza to eat. The night was young. He was lying to this nice-looking guy about the summoning spell they'd both been trapped in last week.

Danny shrugged. "I hardly notice it," he lied. Ghosts woke him up all the damn night in Blüdhaven, and it was borderline impossible to get a full night's sleep. Ugh. "I'm always hungry, though, so that's probably a side effect. Woke up once at 2am with an empty takeout box in my hands, once. Still have no idea if Phantom dug it out of the trash or stole it from someone or something."

"...Huh," said Dick, looking...baffled. He leaned back into the sticky vinyl booth seating.

Danny could relate. He could also start on the disco fries, because, damn, these were good. Shoving two and ten in his mouth at a time was totally offsetting the misery of pretending to possess himself in front of a nice-looking dude. "Yeah. He's a teenager, so he's not, got, like, complicated needs; sometimes we play video games after work, sometimes I spray the canned cheese onto a marshmallow and eat a bag of them for dinner. Sometimes he wants to listen to Dumpty Humpty CDs all night so I just let them play when I go to bed. It's cool, dude."

Danny kept half an eye on the fries, and half an eye on Dick, who seemed to be doing the same. Except Dick wasn't eating, and it was kind of a waste to make him come meet Danny at a restaurant and pay for the food if he wasn't going to eat.

"Dude." Danny pushed the basket forward. About a solid third of the once-heaping basket still had fries in it, and, alas, they had hardly touched the cheese. A kid screamed somewhere behind them. "Have some. It's like, 11pm. You need a snack."

...Dick took a few, reluctantly, and chewed, clearly deep in thought. His blue eyes crossed Danny up and down more than once.

Danny hoped he liked what he saw.

"...What games does Phantom want you to play?" Dick asked, a little hesitant. Danny smiled-- that was practically asking Danny what Danny wanted to play. It was nice.

"Doomed," Danny stated confidently. "Classic. Would never say no to a little kart racing, either. Want to come over and play? We technically have a third controller."

...And some company would be nice, Danny didn't add, between him, himself, and his own person.

[mroddmod]

soos was crying behind the camera btw

[inorheona]

rain photo study

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[heph]

The tech guy in movies

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[melonsharks]

au where everything is the same except mabel and dipper have been going to gravity falls every year before the show takes place since like kindergarten.

its a pretty simple premise that derives mostly from my desire to explore interpersonal relationships and the ways a place and people can change from a young child’s point of view. it doesn’t change canon that much either, admittedly, i just wanted to draw childhood friends stuff LOL. ill call it uhhhhhhhh every summer au.

[waveoftheocean]

late and very much still a wip but happy superbat week day 4: on a case/undercover!

[pipermintz]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[24bughours]

Happy pride, have a half formed idea i had at 2 am

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[steelsartcorner]

the make-everything-hades fever has spread to lae'zel

all her boons are for sure big huge damage boosters at the expense of your magic meter

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart(bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), astarion (bg3), wyll (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[krussyarts]

Family

[catmask]

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.