#really random

[ashwoods-21]

Do you ever just be scrolling through through any sites (Tumblr, TikTok, ao3) looking for anything new about your favorite topic *cough* descendants *cough* Jay angst *cough* -excuse me, and you just give up and go back to your saved/ liked posts and reread everything for the thousandth time.

Just me?

(Small HC: Jay either has dyslexia, likes to read books but is too “tough” to admit it, or has dyslexia and still likes to read and is too “tough” to admit it)

[ryemiffie]

Stuff from my day as Tim drake incorrect quotes:

Tim, reading something off a clipboard: Aw poor little elf, don't doubt yourself. Gotta say doc, I'm surprised you have elf clients.

Therapist: What? No! I don't have any elf clients?? That's your chart!

Tim: I'm not an elf.

Therapist: I know that.

Tim: Then why's it say elf doubt right here?

Therapist: It doesn't, it says self doubt!

Tim: I find it more likely to says elf doubt than self doubt, I mean I don't doubt anything about myself!

Therapist: Yes you do?? You doubt yourself so often that you've convinced yourself you're a terrible person.

Tim: Exactly and I do not doubt that.

Therapist: I genuinely hate working here so much.

Tim: L.

[godzillaback]

A

[cb-writes-stuff]

So like… This is incredibly random. More so than my usual random posts.

Anyway, I’ve realized that, when I lay down, I have a habit of resting a hand on my chest? For some reason? I don’t know why I do this.

[caramelcoeur]

[coastxlwaters]

I wanna be that one person that has crows everywhere and tries to be friends with everyone despite having anger issues

I also wanna get a diving liscense

I wanna hunt lion fish

[friendlyneighborsslvt]

“What that mouth do?”

Drink iced coffee and drop F bombs all day tbh

[marvel-wlw]

I've been a Pitch Perfect mood lately for some reason... I have no idea why. But I'm not complaining. That movie will always have a special place in my heart.

[pikabysss]

Close up picture of a bee gathering pollen.

It's very fascinating how they stick that pollen in a ball and onto their legs. Also, those are beautiful vibrant yellow flowers. If someone can tell me what they are, it'd be nice.

[loiyourlocalperson]

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

-_-

[jessidogg]

y'all ever look around and be like "wow im alive" ?

[fire-but-ashes-too]

things that went down during my last family dinner

-an incestous relationship between a family friend's sister and her cousin (ew)

-all the thousands of crushes my aunt has had over the years plus comments from my grandma

-a hardcore shipping session from all my family for my aunt and her "ex" boyfriend whom are currently together in colombia and will be there alone together for the next month

-what went down during my parents'wedding

-my dad's version of scary story: he once got stuck in a house in somewhere while a storm raged outside with no electricity on halloween

-my grandpa leaving my aunt in the economy class while he went in buisness during a flight from italy to canada

-my grandpa leaving my grandma in an hotel in said canada without her credit card, so she couldn't pay for her hotel room

-my aunt's airplane sleeping methods

-this guy who once flew next to said aunt, whod probably taken a xanax before and had his blanket up his head, a sleeping mask over it and managed to sleep through all the several attempts at waking him up

-my aunt and her cousin (my uncle) pretending to be a couple on their honeymoon to get a free upgrade

-how to kill scorpions according to my grandma: smash them with a hammer

-me screaming when a wasp sat next to me

-zia cocchi goes to verona and back to melbourne: special edition

-how many crickets we saw

-this guy my aunt had a "crush" on whom she actually wanted to poison/j

-whether or not you can take melatonin while pregnant

-a tech glove made of a sock my brother made

-where the moon was (we couldnt see it)

-my aunt singing the australian anthem

-CATS

-my uncles landlord who misteriously disappeared

-more people who misteriously disappeared, among which this guy my dad met who ran away from everything and everyone and travels america on his motorbike

-what my grandmas gonna do now that my grandpa's away

[monamour937]

HOLY SHIT I WASENT PAYING ATTENTION AND DIDNT KNOW QUACKITY CAME AND THEN I HEAR “cmonnnn.. don’t be a PUSSYYYY” AND IT FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A DSMP VOD FROM 2 YEARS AGO HOLY SHIT

[v-67]

Don't you just love it when your washing machine's chore is completed and it sings this sweet tune.

It goes like : 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶

And any time i hear it, I just feel so happy for it, and I'm like : Yeah, good job.

[shaibonbon]

For some reason I took these pics in 2016

No ideia why. Nowadays it looks like a ref sheet of the penguin...?