#thought id post it

[fire-but-ashes-too]

things that went down during my last family dinner

-an incestous relationship between a family friend's sister and her cousin (ew)

-all the thousands of crushes my aunt has had over the years plus comments from my grandma

-a hardcore shipping session from all my family for my aunt and her "ex" boyfriend whom are currently together in colombia and will be there alone together for the next month

-what went down during my parents'wedding

-my dad's version of scary story: he once got stuck in a house in somewhere while a storm raged outside with no electricity on halloween

-my grandpa leaving my aunt in the economy class while he went in buisness during a flight from italy to canada

-my grandpa leaving my grandma in an hotel in said canada without her credit card, so she couldn't pay for her hotel room

-my aunt's airplane sleeping methods

-this guy who once flew next to said aunt, whod probably taken a xanax before and had his blanket up his head, a sleeping mask over it and managed to sleep through all the several attempts at waking him up

-my aunt and her cousin (my uncle) pretending to be a couple on their honeymoon to get a free upgrade

-how to kill scorpions according to my grandma: smash them with a hammer

-me screaming when a wasp sat next to me

-zia cocchi goes to verona and back to melbourne: special edition

-how many crickets we saw

-this guy my aunt had a "crush" on whom she actually wanted to poison/j

-whether or not you can take melatonin while pregnant

-a tech glove made of a sock my brother made

-where the moon was (we couldnt see it)

-my aunt singing the australian anthem

-CATS

-my uncles landlord who misteriously disappeared

-more people who misteriously disappeared, among which this guy my dad met who ran away from everything and everyone and travels america on his motorbike

-what my grandmas gonna do now that my grandpa's away

[taffybuns]

🦑💥🐙

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[akaisenhatake]

last drink.

[ghostbird-art]

Sleepover Gothic

[mangosyringe]

so you know how Ford has a moth collection?

[squoobest]

LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR, I can brush my teeth all by myself OK?

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad

[artsymeeshee]

Random idea I got this morning thinking about how small little things (mostly about missing important moments of the past) make the boys emotional and sorrowful.

[knifeforkspooncup]

What this isn't what happened?

[8pxl]

PSA 🗣️ another scammer using genAI without disclosing it

pixlgirl has been posting generated AI (targeting fandoms) without disclosing it, passing it off as their genuine art and has apparently scammed at least one person into ‘commissioning’ them. this is a public PSA so yall can block them, and not interact. please do not harass them!

it’s incredibly shitty to be disingenuous while posting AI but even shittier to scam people with it 🤢 stay diligent yall

[phantomrose96]

Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

[conspicuous-clown-car]

uhhh this is really messy and took me like 8 hours, but i feel like if i don’t finish this whole 6 minute animation im never gonna share a single thing of it, so im making sure i do not do that

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

Chang's Muse

[finniigan]

Happy halloween from vamp nine and bad wolf rose :p (and a mummy tardis of course)

[800db-cloud]

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore