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things that went down during my last family dinner
-an incestous relationship between a family friend's sister and her cousin (ew)
-all the thousands of crushes my aunt has had over the years plus comments from my grandma
-a hardcore shipping session from all my family for my aunt and her "ex" boyfriend whom are currently together in colombia and will be there alone together for the next month
-what went down during my parents'wedding
-my dad's version of scary story: he once got stuck in a house in somewhere while a storm raged outside with no electricity on halloween
-my grandpa leaving my aunt in the economy class while he went in buisness during a flight from italy to canada
-my grandpa leaving my grandma in an hotel in said canada without her credit card, so she couldn't pay for her hotel room
-my aunt's airplane sleeping methods
-this guy who once flew next to said aunt, whod probably taken a xanax before and had his blanket up his head, a sleeping mask over it and managed to sleep through all the several attempts at waking him up
-my aunt and her cousin (my uncle) pretending to be a couple on their honeymoon to get a free upgrade
-how to kill scorpions according to my grandma: smash them with a hammer
-me screaming when a wasp sat next to me
-zia cocchi goes to verona and back to melbourne: special edition
-how many crickets we saw
-this guy my aunt had a "crush" on whom she actually wanted to poison/j
-whether or not you can take melatonin while pregnant
-a tech glove made of a sock my brother made
-where the moon was (we couldnt see it)
-my aunt singing the australian anthem
-CATS
-my uncles landlord who misteriously disappeared
-more people who misteriously disappeared, among which this guy my dad met who ran away from everything and everyone and travels america on his motorbike
-what my grandmas gonna do now that my grandpa's away
#really random#but it was iconic#thought id post it#you might find some of these things in my writing lmao#as much as my parents are annoying#and half my family quite prejudiced#and i want to move away as soon as i can#tea was spilled#and was very interstingggg
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Sometimes, I wonder if I've experienced all the true love the world has to offer me.
He died when I was 17. We had young, innocent love that was swiped away with the blast of a shotgun to his beautiful brain. Ever since, I've not been enough for anyone else.
I've wondered if there is no one in the world to love me because that's how I was made, or because I am too ugly on the outside (or maybe the inside), or that in the game of life, the cards I was dealt do not have that in my story. But when I think deeper, I realize I had love once. I had love in a sweet, funny, teddy bear football player who took himself away from this world because he couldn't stop listening to his demons. And that's when I realize - maybe I've had love once, and will never have it again, because the one whom my soul was bound to is no longer alive. They do say you have one soul mate... what if he was mine?
That sounds cruel to say, but the cruelty of the world seems to find its way into my home and make its acquaintance more often than I'd like. And honestly, if I were an animal on the brink of death, I'd rather be put out of my misery than given any sort of hope that things would get better.
#the musings of a sunflower clown#i got really drunk and left this in my drafts#thought id post it#at least I'm honest
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Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)
+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick
This took so long @_@
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#sonic#shadow#rouge#sonadow#implied#sonic x shadow#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog fanart#shadow the hedgehog fanart#sonic the hedgehog fancomic#rouge and shadow#shadow and rouge#theyre besties#genderfluid shadow will be explored at a later date#but hes real and i love him dearly#mercurio draws#third attempt at posting this LMAO#long post#NOT shadouge/shadrouge#though i honestly dont care that much just thought Id make it clear XD
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Get his ass 🗡🗡 - an Ides AO3 skin




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#ides of march#kind of a rush job this time#because I just thought of doing it yesterday#but I think it's decent#good enough for the bit at least#posting now for the folks who live in the future!#compared to my time zone
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bunch of deceit trio sketches cus i love em
unfinished animation trend/meme under cut
i call them the deceit squad when tr is included
#sorry for not coloring anything i thought id still be funny to post#cookie run kingdom#candy apple cookie#black sapphire cookie#shadow milk cookie#crk#fafa art
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🦑💥🐙
#i drew all these months ago but i thought id draw more to post along them on tumblr. i didnt. so here they are anyway#splatoon#side order#agent 3#captain 3#agent 8#agent 24#soupdoodles
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There is an UK petition calling for trans people to be able self-identify their legal gender.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
You can sign this petition if you are a British/UK citizen or resident.
clickable link
#i already reblogged one post about this but thought id make a destiel meme about this too#trans#trans rights#uk politics#united kingdom#destiel meme
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Random idea I got this morning thinking about how small little things (mostly about missing important moments of the past) make the boys emotional and sorrowful.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#comic#sketches#my art#stan pines#ford pines#stan hugs#no id#long post#it’s up for interpretation#my thoughts behind this are stan talking about the summer with the kids#and then ford getting hit with a ‘wow I missed out on so much’#and getting emotional#but it’ll be ok because he’ll have plenty of things to look forward to#plus I know he misses the kids a lot just like stan does :(#queue
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compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts












wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add
#sorry if the images are a bit scuffed. tumblr kept having errors so i had to add the final two separately#may make this into a youtube video. hm.#mumbo jumbo#locus fandom time#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft memes#mcyt#mcytblr#“why does this keep happening to him” indeed#cw cannibalism#suggestive#cw drugs#cw alchohol mention#<- things i never thought id have to tag on a mumbo jumbo post
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last drink.
#wow i never thought id come back literally a year later just to post my deranged doodles#anyway theyre my life now theres no stop to it#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lute#hazbin hotel sera
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i just KNOW hua cheng was mad about using the same tactic as tweedle dee and tweedle dum
#shit quality but i wanted to get the thought out#one day i’ll figure out how to draw them#tgcf#mxtx#fandom posting#mu qing#feng xin#hua cheng#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#id in alt text#id by nebulations!
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NEW OPPORTUNITY JUST DROPPED! for the low low price of 0 you can lie to your friends and family!!!

With this screenshot you can tell other people that you- yes YOU, are tumblr user julius-caeser! lie to your friends today! JUST IN TIME FOR THE IDES!!
*please note that if you do this, you will have to take credit for any posts i, julius caesar make, including the crazy ones. This also counts as identity theft and i will sue.
#i thought this was funny#julius caesar#ides of march#caesar#brutus#ancient rome#gaius julius caesar#roman history#rome#et tu brute#beware the ides of march#im allowed to make dumb flop posts every once in a while
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Sleepover Gothic
#Drawfee#Secret Sleepover Society#drawfee fanart#my art#i delayed posting this to tumblr bc i dint know if id keep posting art here but now i made a sideblog so... hey#but the response on twitter/insta was beyond phenomenal and made me a bit teary eyed#and i thought any tumblr-only fellas would like it#onsta said that their portraits looked like american gothic and i couldnt stop thinking about it
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LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR, I can brush my teeth all by myself OK?
#splatoon#splatoon 3#inkling#splatoon fanart#sizzle season#my art#id in alt#<- should add these to art posts with such actually mb#pretty sure someone already drew something like this... if you can find it go show them some love too ok!!!! please!!! pretty please#THE ANIMATIONS FOR THE DECAVITATOR ??? peak. i love that thing. i might pick it up and become a splatana main.#i thought it was a floss stick at first. hmm...... floss splatana.....#WHY ARE YOU 1000 NOTES HUHHHHHHH??? hi. thank you
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ok stupid question my bad
#ace attorney#is he joking or is he serious? this is the power of autism.#sorry if its hard to read i thought about posting them as separate images but it it just didnt have the same impact i wanted#the amount of times ive drawn just stupid comics making fun of edgeworth im sorry guys#id in alt text by wright-phoenix. thank you#described
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What this isn't what happened?
#thought id post this here too#silly lil doodles#i feel like at least 3 separate gremlins drew this. consistency? i dont know anyone by that name#we're sad we're wet but we vavoom on anyways#good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens art
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