#re joseph

[savage-rhi]

Wesker: Redfield, our instruments measured that you were driving 100 mph in one of STARS jeeps.

Chris: sorry captain, but the speed limit does not apply when the free bird solo comes on.

@rebelwithoutaclock Coming up! To read the other STARS shenanigans drabbles, here they are 1, 2, 3,

"Alright everyone, gather around. Let's make this mid-week huddle a quick one," Wesker hollered, gesturing with his right hand for everyone in the STARs unit to come into the meeting room.

He took off his shades, rubbing his eyes while mentally bracing himself. Between his nefarious obligations to Umbrella and trying to run a police department, he could feel the exhaustion creeping in. A wave of regret pooled in the back of his subconscious, wishing he had the foresight years ago to not work two jobs. Alas, he made his bed and had to lie in it. That didn't mean he didn't have an intrusive thought or two about cleaning up shop as far as the RPD was concerned, especially with the shenanigans the STARs team in particular pulled.

For being the best, they sure aren't the brightest...he thought as he made himself comfortable in front of the podium, watching the team members take their usual seats. He put his glasses back on and cleared his throat.

"First thing on the agenda is the lightsaber incident," Wesker couldn't believe he was saying this aloud and shook his head. "Mr. Vickers, when you're on patrol and see a group of teens reenacting a movie scene, that doesn't mean you stop your vehicle and join them. Especially when you're in the middle of an investigation. Might I add the delay in your scheduled flight with Mr. Sullivan made it so Ms. Chambers took one for the team and covered your ass."

Quiet snickers filled the room as Brad's face blushed. He wanted to shrink into a puddle and disappear, wondering who ratted him out. All he could do was meekly reply, "Y-yes sir…I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

"Good," Wesker stated. He ignored the fact that Rebecca herself patted Brad's knee and whispered 'it was alright,' too focused on Chris, who was unable to keep a straight face compared to his colleagues. "Redfield, earlier this week our instruments measured that you were driving a hundred miles per hour in one of our STARS jeeps. Care to explain?"

Jill and Barry, sitting on either side of Chris, quietly chuckled at Chris's expense, earning a quick glare from him before he forced himself to look at Wesker.

"Sorry, captain," Chris coughed. "But the speed limit does not apply when the 'Free Bird' solo comes on."

Barry and Jill bowed their heads in front of the table, their shoulders quaking as they tried to hold back their laughs. Even members of the Bravo team were having difficulty keeping it together at the visual alone.

"You know what else doesn't apply, Redfield?" Wesker asked as a matter of fact.

"I don't know, sir," Chris gestured. "Enlighten me."

"The time-off request you submitted last week. Consider it tabled for insubordination."

"Son of a bitch…!" Chris whispered harshly under his breath.

"And while we are on the subject of cars, Ms. Valentine and Mr. Burton, I'm putting you both on vehicle suspension for the remainder of the week."

"What, why!?" Jill exclaimed.

"But sir--!"

Wesker held up a hand, interrupting their protests. "I doubt Redfield was able to come up with the 'Free Bird' bit on his lonesome. The man is full of colorful ideas, but you two are well known for encouraging him to see it through."

"Shit…"

"Fuck, he got us there," Barry muttered to Jill.

"Mr. Frost," Wesker let out a deep sigh for this one as he once again took off his glasses to rub his eyes. "While you are out on patrol, you can't go around with chalk outlining cars and trucks that don't park within the lines in a parking lot or park to the curb exactly with an exclamation of 'asshole parking' and proceed to ticket."

"But it's a good warning system!" Joseph glared and shrugged. "If they can't parallel park for shit, then they had it coming! If you would've put me on another assignment instead of having me play meter boy, we wouldn't be having this conversation!"

"Mr. Frost, get over yourself," Wesker growled. "I know you're angered that I set you on this task, but need I remind you what the alternative would've been?"

"All because I started the whole 'Wesker shits standing up' bit? Man, you need to take a joke!"

"Enough!" Wesker raised his voice. Whatever was left of the chuckles and laughs ceased immediately. He felt a sense of pride rise in his body as well as his blood pressure, and let out a deep breath. "Alright people, let's take five, and we'll meet back here to cover the recent cannibal attacks."

As the STARs Alpha and Bravo teams single filed out of the room, Wesker thought he had a moment of peace until he heard Joseph holler:

"I still stand by what I said, Wesker shits standing up everyone!"

Wesker made a fist, his teeth clenched.

The thought of siccing a pack of Cerberus onto the man was beginning to sound more and more delicious with each passing minute. He smirked to himself, riding on the high from the visuals that came and went through his mind of Joseph being ripped apart.

Maybe Birkin and I can brainstorm later…

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[yllu-stration]

Tattoo flash sheet inspired by Simon "Ghost" Riley (2022) because I hate the ones they gave him in the game 😇

[feng-shui71]

i hate gay halloween wtf do you mean ur chief keef

extra + every single stars members costumes under the cut:

proper jordan x wesker costume:

STARS halloween:

[elephantlovemedleys]

[lotus-wine]

I think about this line a lot.

[mr-not-null]

[foamimi]

bby u r my anGELLLL

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Something I'm trying to do is re-read all the books I was forced to read for High School English and hated them because they were homework. It's been fascinating to re-read them and find that I'm enjoying them now that a teacher isn't forcing me to.

So, help me choose my next one.

[roehenstart]

Joseph Bonaparte (1768-1844). Unknown artist.

[verified-villain-fxcker]

During my rereads of TVL I’m realizing that for the first time, I blended fanfiction with cannon and now everytime Nicolas and Lestat don’t fuck nasty as soon as they get back to their apartment I get my feelings a little hurt.

[finn-furry]

silly drawing

I did this in like 4 hours and I'm so proud of it tbh

I was going to do them in anthro style but I hate human anatomy so I decided to draw them as feral cats

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ JJBA Care giver Headcanons ໒ ˚⁎

CG!Joesph or Ceaser please Headcanons

Caesar Zeppeli

•Caesar is incredibly patient and understanding, always ensuring you feel safe and supported

•" Let's make some delicious pasta together! I think you'll be an amazing chef one day "

•He creates a daily schedule that includes playtime, nap time, and meals, providing a sense of stability and security for you

•Caesar loves engaging you in creative activities like drawing, painting, and crafting. He believes these activities help in expressing emotions and developing fine motor skills

•Caesar has a talent for storytelling. He often reads bedtime stories with animated voices and expressions, making the stories come to life and providing a soothing end to the day

•Understanding the importance of comfort items, Caesar makes sure you have your favorite blankets, stuffed animals, and toys nearby, ensuring you always feel at ease

Joseph Joestar

•Joseph uses his playful nature to keep you entertained. He plays games, does funny impressions, and tells jokes to bring joy and laughter into your day

•"Hey champ, how about we build a fort today? We can make it the best one ever!"

•Jojo loves taking you on little adventures, whether it's a trip to the park, a nature walk, or an imaginative treasure hunt around the house

•Joseph enjoys cooking simple meals and snacks with you, turning it into a fun and educational activity. He teaches you basic kitchen skills and the joy of creating something together

•Joestar is fiercely protective, always on the lookout to ensure your safety. He’s quick to comfort you when you're scared or upset, using his strong presence to make you feel secure

If you're sick while age regressing :

•Caesar would notice the first signs of illness quickly. He would immediately prioritize your care, dropping everything else to focus on you !

•Caesar would provide constant comfort and reassurance, staying by your side to make sure you feel safe and secure. He would gently hold your hand, offer soothing words, and ensure you know he’s there for you

•"Here’s some warm sou, sweetheart. It’ll help you feel better. Take small sips, okay?"

•Caesar has a good understanding of basic medical care. He would check your temperature, ensure you stay hydrated, and administer any necessary medications or treatments

•Joseph would be very concerned upon realizing you are sick. His protective instincts would kick in, and he’d immediately start taking steps to care for you

•To keep your spirits up, Joseph would use his humor and playful nature. He’d tell funny stories, play gentle games, or watch your favorite shows with you to distract from the discomfort

•Joseph would create a comforting atmosphere, making sure you have everything you need within reach, like your favorite blanket and stuffed animals !

•Jojo would be a constant, soothing presence, offering hugs and gentle reassurances. He’d use his calming voice to read stories or just talk with you to help relax

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[russellwynn]

"this cannot be happening! i thought i knew god's plan!"

"you miserable wretch, i AM god!"

[thefigureresource]

Super Action Statue Joseph Joestar [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure // Stardust Crusaders] from Medicos Entertainment will be re-released March 2024.

[tiger-balm]

Joey loses his mask

[Leafs host Sens | 11.08.23]

[chrisitsraining]

hc that becca from the og resi 1 was given her red bandana by joseph as like a "welcome aboard rookie!!" gift