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Wesker: Redfield, our instruments measured that you were driving 100 mph in one of STARS jeeps.
Chris: sorry captain, but the speed limit does not apply when the free bird solo comes on.
@rebelwithoutaclock Coming up! To read the other STARS shenanigans drabbles, here they are 1, 2, 3,
"Alright everyone, gather around. Let's make this mid-week huddle a quick one," Wesker hollered, gesturing with his right hand for everyone in the STARs unit to come into the meeting room.
He took off his shades, rubbing his eyes while mentally bracing himself. Between his nefarious obligations to Umbrella and trying to run a police department, he could feel the exhaustion creeping in. A wave of regret pooled in the back of his subconscious, wishing he had the foresight years ago to not work two jobs. Alas, he made his bed and had to lie in it. That didn't mean he didn't have an intrusive thought or two about cleaning up shop as far as the RPD was concerned, especially with the shenanigans the STARs team in particular pulled.
For being the best, they sure aren't the brightest...he thought as he made himself comfortable in front of the podium, watching the team members take their usual seats. He put his glasses back on and cleared his throat.
"First thing on the agenda is the lightsaber incident," Wesker couldn't believe he was saying this aloud and shook his head. "Mr. Vickers, when you're on patrol and see a group of teens reenacting a movie scene, that doesn't mean you stop your vehicle and join them. Especially when you're in the middle of an investigation. Might I add the delay in your scheduled flight with Mr. Sullivan made it so Ms. Chambers took one for the team and covered your ass."
Quiet snickers filled the room as Brad's face blushed. He wanted to shrink into a puddle and disappear, wondering who ratted him out. All he could do was meekly reply, "Y-yes sir…I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
"Good," Wesker stated. He ignored the fact that Rebecca herself patted Brad's knee and whispered 'it was alright,' too focused on Chris, who was unable to keep a straight face compared to his colleagues. "Redfield, earlier this week our instruments measured that you were driving a hundred miles per hour in one of our STARS jeeps. Care to explain?"
Jill and Barry, sitting on either side of Chris, quietly chuckled at Chris's expense, earning a quick glare from him before he forced himself to look at Wesker.
"Sorry, captain," Chris coughed. "But the speed limit does not apply when the 'Free Bird' solo comes on."
Barry and Jill bowed their heads in front of the table, their shoulders quaking as they tried to hold back their laughs. Even members of the Bravo team were having difficulty keeping it together at the visual alone.
"You know what else doesn't apply, Redfield?" Wesker asked as a matter of fact.
"I don't know, sir," Chris gestured. "Enlighten me."
"The time-off request you submitted last week. Consider it tabled for insubordination."
"Son of a bitch…!" Chris whispered harshly under his breath.
"And while we are on the subject of cars, Ms. Valentine and Mr. Burton, I'm putting you both on vehicle suspension for the remainder of the week."
"What, why!?" Jill exclaimed.
"But sir--!"
Wesker held up a hand, interrupting their protests. "I doubt Redfield was able to come up with the 'Free Bird' bit on his lonesome. The man is full of colorful ideas, but you two are well known for encouraging him to see it through."
"Shit…"
"Fuck, he got us there," Barry muttered to Jill.
"Mr. Frost," Wesker let out a deep sigh for this one as he once again took off his glasses to rub his eyes. "While you are out on patrol, you can't go around with chalk outlining cars and trucks that don't park within the lines in a parking lot or park to the curb exactly with an exclamation of 'asshole parking' and proceed to ticket."
"But it's a good warning system!" Joseph glared and shrugged. "If they can't parallel park for shit, then they had it coming! If you would've put me on another assignment instead of having me play meter boy, we wouldn't be having this conversation!"
"Mr. Frost, get over yourself," Wesker growled. "I know you're angered that I set you on this task, but need I remind you what the alternative would've been?"
"All because I started the whole 'Wesker shits standing up' bit? Man, you need to take a joke!"
"Enough!" Wesker raised his voice. Whatever was left of the chuckles and laughs ceased immediately. He felt a sense of pride rise in his body as well as his blood pressure, and let out a deep breath. "Alright people, let's take five, and we'll meet back here to cover the recent cannibal attacks."
As the STARs Alpha and Bravo teams single filed out of the room, Wesker thought he had a moment of peace until he heard Joseph holler:
"I still stand by what I said, Wesker shits standing up everyone!"
Wesker made a fist, his teeth clenched.
The thought of siccing a pack of Cerberus onto the man was beginning to sound more and more delicious with each passing minute. He smirked to himself, riding on the high from the visuals that came and went through his mind of Joseph being ripped apart.
Maybe Birkin and I can brainstorm later…
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Tattoo flash sheet inspired by Simon "Ghost" Riley (2022) because I hate the ones they gave him in the game 😇
#the little flower in the spiderweb is a drawing by Joseph#simon riley#ghost#simon ghost riley#art#mienne#cod mw2#modern warefare ii#tattoo#tattoos#flash sheet#flash tattoo#if you want to use these designs to be tattooed on you than that's fine BUT please tell me and show me the pic!!!#also#ask me beforehand and I'll be able to get you a high res image withou the background so your artist has an easier time stencilling it#the designs aren't all very creative#a lot were inspired by existing tattoos#but I redesigned them to fit Simon better and to fit it my style#ghoap#ghostsoap
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Joseph Mawle as Adar
The Rings of Power S1E6 - Udûn
#my gifs#joseph mawle#adar#adar trop#trop#rop#adar rop#the rings of power#rings of power#DONT open these. theyre crispy. ive spent like 2 hours trying to find a high res download and i cant for season 1. pls my crops are wilting#the temple brand is SO strong in the first scene tho
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#filmedit#bblecher#romancegifs#perioddramaedit#perioddramasource#otpsource#perioddramacentral#elizabeth 1998#elizabeth tudor#robert dudley#cate blanchett#joseph fiennes#elizabeth x robert#bess and robin#re-uploading this#elizabethan era#90's#*gifs#*gifset#userrrias#otp: for i have lived and so will die only hers#this movie did.....a lot of things with history....especially towards the end that is.....hmmmm questionable#however i truly cannot deny how insane their chemistry was#userrias gifs#weloveperioddrama#tudorerasource
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I think about this line a lot.
#reblogs appreciated!!#cant figure the quality stuff out#but click for better res#jjba fanart#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo fanart#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba jotaro#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#mohammed avdol#jjba polnareff#josuke higashikata#jojo part 6#my art#artists on tumblr
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joseph woll | utah @ toronto | 24th november 2024
#GUYS im so sorry i forgot to move my mouse when i recorded these. but i cant re-record them bc i (illegally) stream so i only have these#joseph woll#jw60#toronto maple leafs#leafs#leafs lb#mine#jw: gifs
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bby u r my anGELLLL
#joseph oda#the evil within#tew#resident evil#resident evil 2#re2#re2r#foam posts#foams RE bs#favorite
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Something I'm trying to do is re-read all the books I was forced to read for High School English and hated them because they were homework. It's been fascinating to re-read them and find that I'm enjoying them now that a teacher isn't forcing me to.
So, help me choose my next one.
#poll#choice#help#suggestion#Heart of Darkness#The scarlet Letter#In Cold Blood#The Great Gatsby#literature#books#reading#re reading#high school#high school english#Joseph Conrad#Nathaniel Hawthorne#Truman Capote#F Scott Fitzgerald
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Joseph Bonaparte (1768-1844). Unknown artist.
#empire français#french empire#maison bonaparte#joseph napoleon Ier#roi d'espagne#josé I#pepe botella#monarquía española#reyes de españa#rrey de españa#el rey intruso#roi de naples#giuseppe i#re di napoli#buonaparte#Grand électeur de l'Empire#dynastie bonaparte#full length portrait#full-length portrait#joseph bonaparte
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During my rereads of TVL I’m realizing that for the first time, I blended fanfiction with cannon and now everytime Nicolas and Lestat don’t fuck nasty as soon as they get back to their apartment I get my feelings a little hurt.
#nicolas de lenfent#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire Lestat#theatres des vampires#interview with the vampire#joseph potter#sam reid#iwtv#Liz’s Vampire Chronicles re-read
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silly drawing
I did this in like 4 hours and I'm so proud of it tbh
I was going to do them in anthro style but I hate human anatomy so I decided to draw them as feral cats
#milo manheim#disney zombies#z o m b i e s#furry#joseph journey to bethlehem#journey to bethlehem#zed necrodopolis#wally clark#school spirits#zombies#zombies 2#zombies 3#zombies the re animated series#art#digital art#my art
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⁎˚ ఎ JJBA Care giver Headcanons ໒ ˚⁎
CG!Joesph or Ceaser please Headcanons
Caesar Zeppeli
•Caesar is incredibly patient and understanding, always ensuring you feel safe and supported
•" Let's make some delicious pasta together! I think you'll be an amazing chef one day "
•He creates a daily schedule that includes playtime, nap time, and meals, providing a sense of stability and security for you
•Caesar loves engaging you in creative activities like drawing, painting, and crafting. He believes these activities help in expressing emotions and developing fine motor skills
•Caesar has a talent for storytelling. He often reads bedtime stories with animated voices and expressions, making the stories come to life and providing a soothing end to the day
•Understanding the importance of comfort items, Caesar makes sure you have your favorite blankets, stuffed animals, and toys nearby, ensuring you always feel at ease
Joseph Joestar
•Joseph uses his playful nature to keep you entertained. He plays games, does funny impressions, and tells jokes to bring joy and laughter into your day
•"Hey champ, how about we build a fort today? We can make it the best one ever!"
•Jojo loves taking you on little adventures, whether it's a trip to the park, a nature walk, or an imaginative treasure hunt around the house
•Joseph enjoys cooking simple meals and snacks with you, turning it into a fun and educational activity. He teaches you basic kitchen skills and the joy of creating something together
•Joestar is fiercely protective, always on the lookout to ensure your safety. He’s quick to comfort you when you're scared or upset, using his strong presence to make you feel secure
If you're sick while age regressing :
•Caesar would notice the first signs of illness quickly. He would immediately prioritize your care, dropping everything else to focus on you !
•Caesar would provide constant comfort and reassurance, staying by your side to make sure you feel safe and secure. He would gently hold your hand, offer soothing words, and ensure you know he’s there for you
•"Here’s some warm sou, sweetheart. It’ll help you feel better. Take small sips, okay?"
•Caesar has a good understanding of basic medical care. He would check your temperature, ensure you stay hydrated, and administer any necessary medications or treatments
•Joseph would be very concerned upon realizing you are sick. His protective instincts would kick in, and he’d immediately start taking steps to care for you
•To keep your spirits up, Joseph would use his humor and playful nature. He’d tell funny stories, play gentle games, or watch your favorite shows with you to distract from the discomfort
•Joseph would create a comforting atmosphere, making sure you have everything you need within reach, like your favorite blanket and stuffed animals !
•Jojo would be a constant, soothing presence, offering hugs and gentle reassurances. He’d use his calming voice to read stories or just talk with you to help relax
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#ノhcs#edit#free to reblog#sfw post#sfw little one#agere#sfw regression#sfw agere#age regressor#sfw age regression#age re safe space#age regression#age regressive#age re blog#jjba agere#agere fandom#agere headcanons#agere hcs#agere community#agere caregiver#ceasar zeppeli#joseph joestar#joseph jojo#care giver#cg headcanons#sfw headcanons#jjba headcanons#hh/hb fans dni#toh fans dni#sfw interaction only
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"this cannot be happening! i thought i knew god's plan!"
"you miserable wretch, i AM god!"
#they call her mother miranda because shes MOTHERRR#fc5#resident evil#res#mother miranda#joseph seed#my art
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Super Action Statue Joseph Joestar [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure // Stardust Crusaders] from Medicos Entertainment will be re-released March 2024.
#Super Action Statue#Joseph Joestar#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure#Stardust Crusaders#Re-Release#Medicos Entertainment#Iggy#Hermit Purple#Old Joseph Joestar#Old Joseph#Joseph Jojo#JJBA Joseph#SAS#Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken#JJBA#JJBA Stardust Crusaders#JJBA Part 3#JJBA 3#JoJo Part 3#Action Figures#Poseable#Male Characters#Anime Figures
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Joey loses his mask
[Leafs host Sens | 11.08.23]
#ok LISTEN#i know were all mad about the loss but have you considered that he looks pretty???#also if i dont gif this now ill forget about it so#if youre still mad you can come back later to look at him <3#i need every version of his sweet little face immortalized#joseph woll#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb#also sorry the gif quality looks bad tumblr wouldnt let me upload a higer res version??#*
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