#ratched headcanon

[chamom1le-t3a]

chill bro its all yours 😭

[sunflower-salt]

a sampling of my femslash ships & sapphic headcanons ⚢

[prevailinghatred]

Megatron doesn’t concern himself too much with people that tried and failed to kill him. In his own words, “If I remembered the names and faces of every being that ever made an attempt at my life, I’d have no processing space left for more important matters.”

[dreamypqulson]

Hey , how are you?

I just though of a headcanon: The Sarah’s reaction to the reader making matching rings/necklaces and giving it to them for no reason

hi! i’m good, how are you? :))

i love this idea! here you go:

billie dean howard

you would gift billie a matching ring and she would show it off to everyone!

she would wear it as if it were her wedding ring.

when you surprise her with it, she would get so lovey-dovey on you.

like non stop kissing because you and your gesture is just so cute to her.

lana winters

you would surprise lana with a matching diamond necklace after she’d been working so hard all week.

you guys can’t exactly show your love in public just yet so this is the perfect way to display your love that only you two know of.

she would always start smiling with her tongue between her teeth anytime you wear the necklace.

and she too would wear it everyday!

cordelia goode

sweet cordelia would ball her eyes out if you got her a matching ring.

it would be a promise ring with a pretty crystal on it.

but she would totally wear it every single day and night. she would never take it off and neither would you.

she would constantly fidget with it on her finger subconsciously and always say things like “i love your ring, baby,” teasingly, knowing she was wearing the same one.

ally mayfair-richards

with ally, i can picture matching a simple diamond necklace.

ally would always twirl the chain around her fingers when she’s wearing it.

and she would wear it everyday.

she would constantly stare at the matching necklace on your neck and smile at it.

mildred ratched

mildred would be so shocked if you gifted her a matching necklace.

like she has never had anything this nice done for her so she’s like…frozen when you give it to her.

but millie is super soft abt it and would wear it all the time.

she wouldn’t draw to much attention to the necklace but she would always think about it at random times and get all blushy.

[irimarzz]

anyway. cuckoo's nest fix-it au I've been thinking of.

everything is canon up until the party (minus a few details. cheswick never dies n a couple other things that I forget), but, instead of everyone oversleeping, they wake up on time. Mack, Chief and the girls all say goodbye and leave. Chief & Mack get the hell out of Oregon as fast as they can, only stopping for food and to stay in a motel sometimes, using money that they got from Candy & from Mack's gambling. they eventually settle down in Washington near the border of Canada and get a crappy apartment in a small town. Chief goes back to being an electrician, finishing his apprenticeship and working odd jobs helping people fix things. Mack gets a job at a factory that he hates, but being away from the hospital and being with Chief is worth it. they don't immediately start a relationship, but most nights they share a bed and there is so much romantic and sexual tension between them. Chief especially is a lot happier and he talks more, though he's still pretty quiet, but if it's just him and Mack he will talk and talk and talk. Mack loves it.

back at the hospital, Harding checks out around a month after the party. he spends some time trying to fix things with his wife, but after another month, he stops denying himself and gets a divorce. he moves north and lives in a small town where he meets a man who he falls madly in love with. they end up owning a bar together that functions as a normal bar during the day, but at night, it's a queer bar. Harding bartends and sometimes hosts drag shows, while his partner works on the more technical business end of things. they're happy.

It takes about a year before Billy leaves the hospital, but during that year, Candy visits him regularly. they develop a really great relationship and Billy loses his stutter almost entirely. he's happier than he's been in years. he leaves the hospital and proposes to Candy and they get married. they own a little house near the ocean and are incredibly happy. Candy quits her job as a prostitute and stays home mostly while Billy works to provide for them.

after a couple of years, Mack gets in contact with Candy again and by extension, Billy. him and Chief travel back down to oregon to visit them and get filled in on everything they missed. cute little reunion moment.

that's about all that I have rn it's really just something I've been musing in my head when I'm bored but I think it's cute and I am a sucker for happy endings

[mgarmagedon]

Do you think Ratchet realise really early or really late (yk after his death) that Optimus was god's reincarnation?

Becouse I hdc that he did very late, you know just one day in the bar being like 'oh my fucking god, I was knocked down by a god' and it's incredible funny for me xD

Personally I think (headcaon) that was not long after his first death kinda XD

Like everyone was thinking about it like just because of Solusa his spark manage to stay in his body, because this big ass hammer healed his very deep wounds, but it also did something to his spark.

It helped him slowly lose any attachment to the physical world, like he knew that soon his time will come, because his mission must be done. Like not losing mind, more like slowly getting ready to live physical realm.

And Ratchet could see and feel it, that his conjuxe is different in way "he will die, but don't want to tell me to not worry me more"

But about the god thing, I think that Ratchet would be like throw whole season 3 think about such a thing MAYBE, but not really believe in it. Like he was thinking that Primes showed him something that worry Optimus a lot and not that they literally upgraded him to his almost divine form XDDD

Also i think he finally understood that he is truly a god when OP sacrificed himself kinda like Jesus, like yk... he lost his husband because his fate was to be like ultimate sacrifice for their planet and go back to Primes' 'Olympus', and yk never see him again or talk to him...

BUT yeah he was kinda shocked that for almost their whole relationship he was topping a fucking god XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Damn imagine, everyone find out that Optimus is a god, and they are looking at Ratch and he is like ". . . I seduced the god. I knew i had the tiger attributes but---"

Like overall it was really slow process of delusion and grief for him <:c

ANDD I kinda headcanon that Ratchet stayed on earth hoping that soon Optimus will join him and they will both rest there. Like I will write fanfic about is someday I promise, because angsty Optirach is like heaven to me.

Imagine that would be so like cute, if Ratchet forced Optimus to promise him that he will come back to him on earth after they repair their home world and they gonna rest on earth first time for like ever. But OP would be like completely silent while looking at him, because he doesn't have a heart to give Ratchet hope like this.

[zombiejaws]

pwease make bumblebee headcanons for lil ol me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (im starving pleas)

ALRIGHT FINALLY GETTING TO THIS AFTER ALL THE PESTERING. I LOVE U BUT CALM DOWN.

- Bee sees Optimus as his dad

- Bee, Op, and Ratch definitely do family bonding stuff

- Bee n Smokescreen are incredibly chaotic when put together and they tire eachother out which is a relief for everyone else who used to have to deal with bees energy

- Bee enjoys physical touch but not around his neck or doorwings

idk im exhausted and wanted to cater to ur needs 🙏

[robot-rarepairs-dotcom]

Can I get Predaking/Ratchet (TFP) sfw/nsfw headcanons??

Ooh they’re interesting let’s try it!

Sfw:

Predaking likes to watch Ratchet work. He’s a nicer version of shockwave in some comparison

He thinks Ratchets scolding is cute

Ratchet keeps absently complimenting Predaking and he loves it

He is loyal only to Ratchet. He bows to him a lot and Ratchet blushes and gets flustered

Ratchet sometimes pets him and loves Predaking purring

Predaking makes Ratchet come to bed. He’ll even sit with Ratchet and pull him into his lap to sleep

The kids tease Ratchet lol

Ratchet leans against Predakings belly when he’s in dragon form and the heat relaxes him and eases his aches

Dragon form Kissies💫

Predaking makes Ratchet eat enough. Ratchet is visibly healthier :)

Nsfw:

Ratchet loves Predakings spike sm even though it’s massive and hurts him

Despite the size difference, Predaking tries to be gentle

Ratchet goes into ruts sometimes and basically tells the team he’s sick and needs to go away. The bots know what’s up

Predaking uses his spike and tail to interface with Ratch like a DP

Ratchet often gets mating brands that he has to try and hide with paint

Ratchet wants to carry an egg for him some day

[charlottesbookclub]

headcanon requests!

so, following off of this update post, I wanted to do a small, super informal little headcanon event thing to help me get back into writing! 🥰🥰

I've never really done anything like this before, so please be patient with me! ☺️💕

I'll put a little list of the characters I'm willing to do heacanons for, and I've also made a small prompt list 💖💖 however, those prompts are just to give inspiration, and I'm really happy to answer any questions/talk about almost anything related to my beloved characters! ☺️☺️

feel free to request multiple characters and/or prompts if you feel so inclined! 🥰🥰

characters:

from twilight: Alistair, Carlisle, Jasper, Alice, Alec, Jane, Aro, Garrett

from house of the dragon: Gwayne, Aemond

from star wars: Hux, Mitaka

from stranger things: Eddie

from pirates of the caribbean: Norrington

from the mcu (altho please note I'm not caught up with everything 😅): Loki, Bucky, Natasha

from ratched: Huck

heacanon prompts:

😘 – what would they look for in an s/o?

🍁 – what's their favorite season and why?

👿 – what's a negative or toxic trait of theirs?

😇 – what's one of their best traits?

🐣 – what was a foundational event in their young life?

🪶– what's their handwriting like?

🐾 – would they ever have a pet? if so, what kind?

💐 – would they give their s/o gifts? if so, what kind?

🌟 – what is a great dream or aspiration of theirs?

☔️ – what's their favorite kind of weather and why?

🧁 – what's their favorite food and why?

🥀 – what's something from which they could not recover?

🍼 – do they want kids? why or why not?

☕️ – what's their go-to café order?

🏙 – are they more of a city or country person and why?

🥂 – what are dates with them like?

🎵 – what's a song I associate with them?

🎧 – what's a song I think they would listen to?

✈️ – do they like to travel? why or why not?

🏠 – what does "home" mean to them?

🌎 – if they could travel anywhere, where would they go and why?

🌌 – what do I think their star sign is and why?

🃏 – what tarot card do I associate with them?

📷 – what kinds of photos are in their camera roll?

🛏 – what's a sleeping habit of theirs?

🧸 – what's a comfort item of theirs?

💞 – what do they love most about their s/o?

🌱 – wild card! ask me anything you'd like about the character!

[autobotmedic]

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon ✨

hcs

[ hmmm ratch is both very particular if he drives a human around, but also prioritizes comfort, such as temperature and seat adjustment. mostly, he just doesn't want anything spilled or his cab to be otherwise dirtied, if avoidable.

[hiphoppitychopshop]

Dratchrod headcanons?

Okay- dis boutta be a lil lengthy! I’ll go over individuals and then dynamic

Ratchet (ladies first/j) I think ratchet had definitely had some qualms about being in a lil poly with drift and rodimus. I think that at that point in time he felt like rodimus was gonna be WAY too much to deal with. But he definitely enjoys his company now(tho he will not say it) he loves both drift and rodimus very much. He’s like the milf of the group to me even tho I like to think drift is almost the same age.

With drift, I think he’s basically the mediator of the throuple. He gives off that vibe to me for some reason. I feel like he’s the one that tells both rod and ratchet when to relax, help take the stress away (in more ways than one I suppose), the very sentimental one of the 3, not to say that he’s emotional, he’s just the one to point out nice moments they all may have!

Rodimus, he’s the one that kinda rounds out the group, he’s the YOLO, ‘please I can take it’s, let’s go do something crazy, guy. I feel like he’d def make ratchet feel a bit like he’d back in those party days with how much rodimus is willing to take/learn. But rod is also the one that voices his opinions about things openly which the other 2 learn to admire. Like this man isn’t going to not let them know he’s pissed of that they are acting a certain way. The communication is open becuase they are all comfortable!

The 3 of them are so interesting to me, and again, my thoughts are always changing. One day I’m like ‘Rodimus needs to bottom mostly’ and then the next it’s like ‘but drift tho…’ , so I’m open to suggestions and or opinions about my thoughts. And then my age thing is like- they all are close in age, but I like to think from greatest to least it’s ratch, drift, rodimus. Ratchet and drift are similar. Think of it like this- both of them are like in there 40s and rodimus is like in his late 30s. Not a big difference at all!

Again- my personal headcannons! But thank you for asking :)

[glitch-after-dark]

Dratchrod headcanons challenge

Who says I love you first?

Who makes their energon?

Who is the early bird/who is the night owl?

Who is the big spoon/Who is the little spoon?

Who loves to cuddle?

Who hogs the blanket?

Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

Who usually has nightmares?

Who likes sweets?

Who likes horror movies/who likes romance movies?

Who is small/who is tall?

Who is considered the scaredy cat?

Who is the most affectionate?

Nicknames?

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Who asks for money/Who has money?

Who proposes?

Who is top/Who is bottom?

Who is most ticklish?

Who brings an animal they found home?

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?

Who cooks best?

Who needs reassurance?

Who comms inappropriate things to the other during inappropriate times?

Who cries during certain films?

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first?

Gosh there are just so many questions here. I feel like this is from an ask meme where it's supposed to be a couple at a time. 🤣

This took a bit. And I am putting it under a cut.

Who says I love you first?

It was technically Rodimus to Drift, but in a noncommittal "I love you bro" kind of way that he was trying to play off as casual. He danced around it but never fully committed to it. When Drift left from the Lost Light, Rodimus couldn't say it again more seriously, though it haunted him for two years until they reunited at which point Dratchet had happened, and he shut that down. Ratchet had also teasingly told Ratchet he knows he loves him and similar joking back, but wasn't interested in him yet beyond respecting him and caring about him and distant kind of note that Ratchet was attractive.

Ratchet actually said I love you to Drift first because he left determined to be emotionally honest for once. Drift actually took longer to say it back, which upset Drift��Ratchet understood that Drift showed love–but once he got over the hump kept saying it whenever he got the chance.

Rodimus and Drift dance around it for ages, and it is pulling teeth to get them to verbalize it due to the twice burned issue and not wanting to destabilize things. Rodimus actually says it by accident because he's been socializing with Ratchet to try and force himself to "get over his feelings" by metaphorically pressing the bruise over and over by shoving Dratchet's relationship in his face as much as possible and reminding himself that Ratchet is clearly the better option by getting to know him more. Ratchet similarly wants to get to know Rodimus more as well given his importance in their lives and Ratchet's newfound determination to do better in all his relationships. These two end up spending more time together as Drift is getting interrupted, leaving it just them and finding out they both like fishing. Though Ratchet kind of is maliciously petty about it because he's determined to not be outsmarted by a fish while Rodimus finds it relaxing and Ratchet hilarious. Drift tries it and theoretically he thought it would appeal to him but he finds it mind numbingly boring.

Ratchet and Rodimus are doing this and acting a bit silly together now that they are really friends and Ratchet laughs at Rodimus's joke which makes Rodimus light up inside in a way he recognizes and just blurts out "Damn Ratch you beautiful." And them it clicks, and he mouth vomits. "Oh shit. I'm in love with both of you."

Due to the soap opera drama of the LL Drift of course overhears this.

It takes a while for Rodimus to actually say it intentionally and a lot of chaos for all three of them to assure Ratchet he wabts him too. But he does beat Ratchet to it. Drift, meanwhile, finally takes the step with Rodimus, and instead of saying it aloud does it through hand while they are alone together during the "working things out phase". So he says it openly first.

Who makes their Energon?

The all take turns getting Energon for each other. None of them are particularly interested in cooking or experimenting. So it's mostly straight cubes with some add ins for flavor that they get pre-made or at Swerve's.

Rodimus does like tasting experiments though and Dratchet brings him back food-food from Swerve's.

It's common for Driftrod to pop in and bring Ratchet Energon. Ratchet in turn often brings them snacks when he knows they are having long "game sessions" which Rodimus really enjoys and Drift thinks is fun but doesn't often seek out himself.

Who is the early bird/who is the night owl?

Against conventional wisdom, I say that Rodimus is the early bird. Why waste life sleeping? He is also the night owl along with Ratchet. He does not sleep enough.

Ratchet is much easier to convince to sleep in and only gets up early when scheduled. He also is prone to staying up late.

Drift has a regular schedule and is an absolute disaster in the morning if woken early which no one believes but that's because he gets all his pissed off "I am awake and it is everyone's problem" energy out before he leaves the room.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?

No set pattern. All three take turns.

Who loves to cuddle?

Rodimus does after sex. It is an absolute necessity, and any other exercise that wears his energy out leads to cuddling. He relished it then and the ability to just linger and enjoy. If he has energy, though, he can only stay for so long.

Drift is initially a bit more standoffish at first but enjoys it more over time. He loves using Rodimus as a space heater or wrapping himself over Ratchet.

Ratchet, though, is the biggest proponent of it, and once he's comfortable, he loves doing it anytime, anywhere. He has absolutely no problem cuddling Rodimus in the Captain's Chair while doing paperwork or having either of them perched on his lap while at Swerve's or curling up into each other. He loves lazy morning sleep ins cuddled together.

Who hogs the blanket?

Drift. Definitely Drift. Rodimus overheats easily so often ends up kicking them off, and Ratchet can sleep without them. Drift has issues with temperature regulation, though, and finds wrapping up comforting.

Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

All three have.

Who usually has nightmares?

All of them, though, at different frequencies and triggers. Life left scars, and they all need different comfort following one.

Who likes sweets?

Ratchet and Drift.

Ratchet because he has a sweet tooth. He can it the most closing disgustingly sweet monstrosity with a straight face and genuinely enjoy it.

Drift actually can't taste sweetness, but he likes the energy burst that comes with them. He keeps them on him for assurance and to snack on in between fueling.

Rodimus actually can't stand sweetness. The fuel he grew up on was mixed with a very saccharine chemical filler to dilute it and it makes his fuel tank upset now. A little he can handle but it has to be balanced out.

Who likes horror movies/who likes romance?

Ratchet and Rodimus eat up horror and are the kind of people who talk the entire way through criticizing or joking about the ways the deaths go. Drift is white knuckling and veey invested in survival.

Drift likes romance of all kinds. He enjoys the guarantee happy ending in pure romance genre. Rodimus enjoys romantic comedies and is actually very into period romances with complex social rules and melodrama. Ratchet usually falls asleep during them.

Who is small/tall?

They are all about the same height?

Who is considered the scaredy cat?

I'd say none of them. Rodimus likes being jump scared because he laughs and thinks it's fun but Drift has a more hair trigger reaction to it. None of them are "scared cats" though.

Who is the most affectionate?

Hard to say because they each show affection in their own way. Drift is probably the most "traditionally" demonstrative of his affection, though Ratchet and Rodimus also get plenty of PDA complaints.

Nicknames?

"Ratty" - "Kid" | Dratchet

"Rodders" | Driftrod

"Roddy" - "Ratch" | Rarer Ratchrod

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Ratchet. He enjoys it too as Driftrod are always delighted when he shows off his strength.

Who asks for money/has money?

I think we all know the answer to that. The funny part, though, is when Ratchet realizes he's become a sugar baby. Rodimus has no qualms once Drift and he work things out.

Who proposes?

Ratchet. Both times. Mostly because Drift got tongue tied.

Who is top/bottom?

They switch.

Who is most ticklish?

Rodimus. And Drift will take shameless advantage of this.

Who brings an animal they found home?

Rodimus or Drift, but Ratchet is the one firmly in the "didn't want the cat but loves it the most" category.

Who wants to stay in bed a bit longer?

Drift and Ratchet as mentioned previously.

Who cooks the best?

Ratchet if he ever does it is actually a very good cook. He learned as a method of flirting but hasn't had the time since he left college.

Who needs reassurance?

All of them at different points. Rodimus, especially in the beginning but less as time goes on. Drift during rougher patches. Ratchet as well though he is the worst for asking about it. Rodimus actually ends up being the best at pegging when he needs it and is the most comfortable asking.

Who comms inappropriate things to each other at inappropriate times?

It's Ratchet and Rodimus. They start it out because they are both trying to one up each other and Drift is stuck in between their sexy war in the shared group chat having to look Perceptor in the face while Ratchet left a sexy voice mail about how he's going to eat out Rodimus later. He puts an ends it eventually because Rodimus may be shameless and Ratchet has a great poker face but Drift cannot handle this constant bombardment.

Who cries during certain films?

Drift and Rodimus. Ratchet is is a harder nut to crack, though.

Who tells their friends/family about it first?

Ratchet. Mostly because his best friend pegs it the moment they make eye contact.

They all three make a joint statement later about their new relationship.

[canidkid]

...hello niche fandom followers and other friends..

I know I've been super slow with getting to my asks BUT!!! I still love hearing from all of u !! 🐛✨️🐌🌾

If anyone wants to ramble about their own headcanons in my ask box or even DMs, they're wide open !!! and I'll stare at everything with my huge sparkly eyes >:]

I don't get push notifications for my Tumblr asks or DMs,, so I may be slow with replies! & if I stop talking out of nowhere, it doesn't mean I'm purposely ghosting u or uninterested!! I'm just very...very bad..at holding conversations with new people :']

Fandoms I have HCs for:

Castlevania

D:BH

The Boys (TV)*

This is more errrmm controversial, I guess, because it's largely a "regression as a symptom" thing and goes deeper into very..not child appropriate themes

NATM

Superstore

Ghosts CBS (+ a little BBC but nothing to warrant a post yet..)

Blue eye samurai

The Sandman (netflix)

Ratched

AHS (select seasons, but I've watched them all so go wild)

There are more things I know or have been interested in in the past!! Just send from whatever, and if I'm not familiar w/ the media, I'll post it for the people who are >:]

[artsy-hobbitses]

Drift has fangs DRIFT HAS FANGS DRIFT HAS FANGS!!!!!!!! Im sorry Im always a simp for fang drift. Also Drift about to murder someone and Im excited to see the boi about to throw hands.

Also Headcannon: Drift is insecure about his fangs but Ratch always makes sure to tell him he loves them.

HE SURE DO!!!

And yes, the Merc Market though ol’ Deadlock’s gone soft after he started being pals with the Autobots, but they about to find out REAL FUCKIN QUICK that this man is still that much-dreaded Angel Of Death given the right incentive.

It’s a cute headcanon but unfortunately not what’s going on—he likes his fangs just fine! And he’s not actually an anomaly in that sense—fangs like his aren’t uncommon in gold/red-eyed individuals, esp. in Military-based Cold Constructs (Starscream has them too!) and some members of Military Legacy Families (which may hint to Drift’s murky parentage).

[dragomer]

The headcanon names for The Pale City residents.

The Hunter: I decided to give him the name Mervik Voorhees. Naming him partially after Dave Mervik who was one of the writers for both LN and LN2, and Voorhees being a reference to a certain summer camp slasher.

The Teacher: I named her Ms. Ratched, a reference to Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, which was the original inspiration for The Teacher.

The Doctor: I chose the name Julian Finkelstein for two reasons, Julian being named after Julian Robotnik from the Sonic SaTAM cartoon, which is also my headcanon voice for him. Finkelstein being a reference to Dr. Finkelstein from A Nightmare Before Christmas, because they have a similar mouth design.

The Thin Man: I decided to name him Mononoke, because according to Japanese literature, Mononokes are vengeful spirits as well as other things but this one makes sense in context with LN2. Thin Man wants revenge for Six leaving him in the Signal Tower, also being Mononoke has Mono in it.

Interesting choices!

Thanks for the ask ^⁠^

[the-hot-zone]

zone btw i would love to know ur fav med dramas / media (shows, movies, books, whatever u'd like to plug) 😳😳

this is going to be soo shocking to hear from me (the #1 hospital AU lover and perpetuator) but i have consumed very few medical dramas. again this is very surprising bc you will absolutely catch me making hospital au headcanons for any piece of media i'm in to, including my own OCs. (pediatric cardiothoracic nurse practitioner sokka you have my heart). this is mainly because i have a stupidly low tolerance for romance which can override my love for medicine. however. if you have any recommendations i will absolutely take them.

there's like. fucking. grey's anatomy which got me in to med dramas. nurse ratched was interesting. but i think that's it. lowkey surprising myself here honestly!