#ranpo incorrect quotes

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

BSD Quote #4

Ranpo, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Dazai: Other side, Ranpo…

[flamie-42]

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

[exymylove]

Kunikida: I currently have seven empty notebooks, and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Dazai: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ranpo: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Yosano: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[magiizine]

ignore my severe inability to draw animals

[mackerel22]

Dazai: I am 100% straight.

Ranpo: Kunikida teaching Atsushi martial arts.

Dazai: I am 90% straight.

Yosano: Dostoevsky in the Dead Apple movie.

Dazai: I am 70% straight.

Ranpo: Sigma wearing his high heels.

Dazai: I am 50% straight.

Atsushi: The Hunting Dog that arrested you.

Dazai: I am 40% straight.

Dazai: Still straight, still doing okay.

Ranpo: Chuuya-

Dazai: I am not straight.

[darkreunioniscoming]

Ranpo: Have you guys ever eaten a date before?

Dazai: A date? What?

Ranpo: Yeah, a date.

Yosano: What do you mean? Like eat their ass or something?

Dazai: I've eaten ass.

Ranpo: I was talking about the fruit.

[radvelvetcakez]

Atsushi: Just be yourself! Dazai: Be myself? Dazai: Atsushi, I have one day to win over Chuuya's sister. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Yosano: Couple weeks Ranpo: Six months Kunikida: Jury's still out.

[forthetaintedmemes]

Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

[tenderheartedtheodore]

bsd as textposts/tweets because, unfortunately, i am still alive :3

[bsd-incorrect]

Kunikida, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Atsushi: Hey. Kyoka: Hi. Dazai: Hello. Kenji: Hey! Kunikida: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Ranpo: We were out of Doritos.

[fairybonesandstardust]

ranpo after coming out to fukuzawa as gay and telling him he has a bf standing there nervously:

fukuzawa who thought ranpo was out but never said anything because that was ranpo business and now has no idea what to do (he clocked ranpo and poe as dating within 2 minutes of seeing them together): ………ok? congratulations?

ranpo hugging him and crying: i had no idea how you would react, i was so scared about this going wrong

fukuzawa staring at ranpo because he definitely introduced ranpo to his significant other on multiple occasions, he has a mini lesbian flag yosano gave him years ago sitting on his desk, and ranpo has most definitely heard him talking to kyouka about gender: ……….

[incrtbsd]

Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[flamie-42]

I always forget that Ranpo is older than Ango.

Ango: *explaining a case to the ADA* -Ranpo are you listening?

Ranpo: *who wasnt* yeah yeah Glasses I’m listening

Ango: I-i don’t think you are. You really should show people more respect

Ranpo: respect your elders 4 eyes.

Ango: I’m-

Fukuzawa: your not.

Ango: alright then.

[poe-tat]

He's just trying to protect his children I mean employees

Ranpo: Fukuzawa talked to Ed and Ed won't tell me-

Dazai: Don't worry he talked to the shrimp too

Ranpo: Mr. Fancy hat?

Kunikida: Yes

Ranpo: ah-

Atsushi: Why is the president talking to Akutagawa?

Dazai, Ranpo,+Kunikida: Dunno

[mackerel22]

Dazai: I need a top.

Ranpo: Chuuya is in the pm, but Atsushi can go get him for you.

Dazai, blushing: I meant for this food container!

Yosano: Ok, bottom...

Dazai: Yosano, please.

Yosano: ...drawer.

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Bsd as cards against humanity part 1