#ranpo incorrect quotes

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

BSD Quote #4

Ranpo, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Dazai: Other side, Ranpo…

[flamie-42]

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

[magiizine]

ignore my severe inability to draw animals

[mackerel22]

Dazai: I am 100% straight.

Ranpo: Kunikida teaching Atsushi martial arts.

Dazai: I am 90% straight.

Yosano: Dostoevsky in the Dead Apple movie.

Dazai: I am 70% straight.

Ranpo: Sigma wearing his high heels.

Dazai: I am 50% straight.

Atsushi: The Hunting Dog that arrested you.

Dazai: I am 40% straight.

Dazai: Still straight, still doing okay.

Ranpo: Chuuya-

Dazai: I am not straight.

[this-is-krikkit]

dazai: pff, sex is not dating chuuya: yeah. if it were, dazai and i would be dating! ada and pm members alike: ┌(。Д。)┐ ranpo, stuffing his face with sweets: called it dazai: ........ anyway

[darkreunioniscoming]

Ranpo: Have you guys ever eaten a date before?

Dazai: A date? What?

Ranpo: Yeah, a date.

Yosano: What do you mean? Like eat their ass or something?

Dazai: I've eaten ass.

Ranpo: I was talking about the fruit.

[tenderheartedtheodore]

bsd as textposts/tweets because, unfortunately, i am still alive :3

[bsd-incorrect]

Kenji: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Ranpo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Kenji: Three of us saw it, Ranpo. How do you explain that? Ranpo: *points at Kunikida* Sleep deprivation. *points at Atsushi* Paranoia. *points at Dazai* Delusional personality disorder.

[forthetaintedmemes]

Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

[fairybonesandstardust]

ranpo after coming out to fukuzawa as gay and telling him he has a bf standing there nervously:

fukuzawa who thought ranpo was out but never said anything because that was ranpo business and now has no idea what to do (he clocked ranpo and poe as dating within 2 minutes of seeing them together): ………ok? congratulations?

ranpo hugging him and crying: i had no idea how you would react, i was so scared about this going wrong

fukuzawa staring at ranpo because he definitely introduced ranpo to his significant other on multiple occasions, he has a mini lesbian flag yosano gave him years ago sitting on his desk, and ranpo has most definitely heard him talking to kyouka about gender: ……….

[incrtbsd]

Dazai, in his jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Fyodor, in the cell next to Dazai: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Bsd as cards against humanity part 1

[flamie-42]

I always forget that Ranpo is older than Ango.

Ango: *explaining a case to the ADA* -Ranpo are you listening?

Ranpo: *who wasnt* yeah yeah Glasses I’m listening

Ango: I-i don’t think you are. You really should show people more respect

Ranpo: respect your elders 4 eyes.

Ango: I’m-

Fukuzawa: your not.

Ango: alright then.

[daimadiamante]

Atsushi: What time is it? Ranpo: I don't know, please give me the speaker. *Ranpo turns music up to full volume* Kunikida leaving the room irritated: WHO IS LISTENING TO LOUD MUSIC AT 3 AM? Ranpo: It's 3 AM. Atsushi: Atsushi: Thank you

[mackerel22]

Dazai: I need a top.

Ranpo: Chuuya is in the pm, but Atsushi can go get him for you.

Dazai, blushing: I meant for this food container!

Yosano: Ok, bottom...

Dazai: Yosano, please.

Yosano: ...drawer.

[elainiisms]

bsd x textposts pt6