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Lovecraft: Do you ever just violently dislike having body parts? Lovecraft: Too restricting. I would like to shapeshift.

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Ango: So I was at an AP physics Saturday session, and the teacher was talking about gravity - as in how all particles are attracted to each other so we're all attracted to each other. Ango: And behind me, I hear Dazai tell Chuuya "I'm attracted to you" Ango: And without missing a beat, Chuuya replied "My foot is attracted to your ass."

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Dazai: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Chuuya: Several traffic violations. Akutagawa: Three counts of resisting arrest. Tachihara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Gin: Also, that’s not our car.

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Atsushi: The first day of having clean hair is like 'woah maybe all the mental illness was imaginary'

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Kunikida, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Atsushi: Hey. Kyoka: Hi. Dazai: Hello. Kenji: Hey! Kunikida: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Ranpo: We were out of Doritos.

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Dazai: I just ended a four year relationship.

Atsushi: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Dazai: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

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Dazai: Okay, so I have a question. If there was a full glass of human blood in front of you, and there was no health risk to drinking it, how much would you drink? Dazai: Because I would at least take a big gulp.

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Atsushi: What’s something you guys are better than Fukuzawa at? Ranpo: Mario Kart. Yosano: Yeah, video games. Tanizaki: Emotional vulnerability.

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Kunikida: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It's supposed to say "Atsushi's Birthday!" Kenji: What does it say instead? Kunikida: "Atsushi's Bi" Dazai: Hey, that could still work

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Chuuya: When I have a crush I don't kick my feet or twirl my hair. Chuuya: Instead I am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just can't crack.

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Dazai: Are you getting enough sleep? Kunikida: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.

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Kenji: Bye Tetcho! Bye Ranpo! Bye Atsushi! Bye Chuuya! Bye Tetcho! Ranpo: You said ‘bye Tetcho’ twice. Kenji: I like Tetcho.

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Kenji: Things I want: cuddles Kenji: Things I receive: struggles

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Atsushi, as a child lining stuff up in rows: Now this is how you have fun

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Dazai: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the mall and everything I want is free. Atsushi: That's called night robbery.

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Ranpo: I was a child. I had childish things. Ranpo: But when I grew up, I was able to afford a lot more childish things. Ranpo: I cannot stress how much this rules.

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Atsushi: Why are Ranpo and Poe sitting with their backs to each other? Kenji: They had a fight. Atsushi: Then why are they holding hands? Kenji: They get sad when they fight.