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Atsushi: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Ranpo: ... Your what? Atsushi: My friends. Dazai: Is he saying “friends”? Kunikida: I think he's being sarcastic. Kyoka: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Atsushi! All of your friends are in this room. Atsushi: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Dazai: Stop forgiving my crimes I worked so hard on those

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Gin: You're really silent today, Ryuu Akutagawa: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Akutagawa: Apparently, 'spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'what motivates you?'

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Dazai, walking up to look at a dead body: Okay, first of all, big mood.

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Chuuya: I'm going to the store to get Halloween decorations! The Store: *covered in christmas* Chuuya: ヽ(`д´；)/

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Mori: I think we're missing something. Chuuya: Teamwork? Akutagawa: Cohesion? Higuchi: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Kunikida: You're a loose cannon, Dazai. Dazai: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Atsushi: I think you play by your own rules. Kyoka: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken. Kunikida: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Dazai: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Chuuya is a loose cannon. Chuuya: *smashes a chair*

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Kenji: Is five a lot?

Atsushi: It depends.

Atsushi: A lot of murders? Yes.

Atsushi: A lot of yen? No.

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Dazai: What if the person who thought of the word 'umbrella' meant to call it a 'brella' but was under a lot of pressure. Chuuya: Consult your three shitty brain cells before waking me up at 3am for an "important question" again.

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Kunikida: Have you learned how to drive yet?

Kenji: I have the spirit of friendship in my heart. The joy of life's little things in my soul. The whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature.

Kenji: The answer is no though.

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Dazai: Saying "hm. must be the curse" every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Chuuya: Shit.

Tachihara: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Gin: OH MY GOD RYUU FELL OFF!!!

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Atsushi: Life is a party, and I am the pinata

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Ranpo, entering a museum: Man I'm excited to learn all the things. Also Ranpo: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

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Ranpo: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Atsushi will and will not eat.

Kenji: Grass? Yes!

Ranpo: Moss? Yes!!

Kenji: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Ranpo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Kenji: Worms? Sometimes!

Ranpo: Rocks? Usually nah.

Kenji: Twigs? Usually!

Ranpo: Dazai's cooking? Inconclusive!

Fukuzawa: How did you… test this?

Ranpo: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this��� and if he eats it, he eats it.

Fukuzawa: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?