#ranged attacks

[randomencounters]

Encounter: gun-slinging gorilla known as "The Wizard"

[randomitemdrop]

My good shopkeep, I've five burned-out lightbulbs, a thirty-liter vat of battery acid, and the voice of the last known person to affect the transatlantic accent. What might I obtain in exchange for such wonders of the modern world?

Item: robotic pelican that spits exploding fish

[homebrewstims]

Foam props by creadoresasueldo on Etsy

Though this isn't my footage, I took the time to make all these gifs. See my terms of use BEFORE you reupload!

[manybackflips]

You do not want to hear about the day in which ranged attacks were banned.

Guns? No.

Bow and arrow? Nope.

Boomerangs??? Forget about it.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: GAAH uh monster clown? What the hell is that

AGH THAT ONE HAS A GUN

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bomb that, when exploded, fires arrows in all directions

[randomitemdrop]

Item: welded metal versions of various sporting equipment, allowing characters to leverage Skill Check (Athletics) into combat skills

[shmlnbstrcnd]

Mikasa is so great because if you told me that "a violent buff killing machine who turns people into minced meat, bathes in their blood, and makes out with decapitated heads"

and "a shy gentle girl whose ultimate dream is to live a simple cottagecore life while wearing ankle-length grandma skirts and cozy pink cardigans"

... were the same character, I wouldn't believe you. Yet she's real and her name is Mikasa Ackerman.

[min-play]

careful it leaves a mark

Animation by: Yin ‪Youtube Twitter

Idea by AB

[randomitemdrop]

Neither the wolf-chainsaw or the crocodile-blaster are as good as the rhinoceros that turns into a minigun with a rhino's butt cheeks on either side.

I'd love to say "why does this exist" but the fact is that this is a loving homage to that one episode where Rhinox saved the day by farting

[randomitemdrop]

Item: spear with target autolock

It seems pretty windy

[victimized-martyr]

You know the drill team, they’re two inches apart I am imbued with inspiration 🔥

 At first, I didn’t think there’s anything this version of their dynamic would have in common. It’s a try hard badass paired with an actual no nonsense badass. But I think there’s something to work with, it’s kyle and cartman underneath it after all 🤔

[spicyraeman]

watching lae'zel down a haste potion during her romance fight just so she can whiff 8 hits in a row on Vir

[poliffwoog]

age alliance linework WIP nyeh heh

(ALSO i threw in my interpretation in Bonnie’s ‘just attack’ from In Recipes and Repitition by @startagainaprologue if bonnie were to use it, go check out that AU it is very cool™️)

[randomitemdrop]

Item: gun that shoots pleasant picnic evenings under the big oak tree by the old mill

good evening agent 47, for this special mission you have been outfitted with a gun that shoots pleasant picnic evenings under the big oak tree by the old mill

[manekijinx]

Sleep Paralysis.

Vaguely inspired by this unfinished fic.