#random one liner !?

[samfitz]

time: afternoonish location: somewhere on the boardwalk

"I got a spare ticket to New Found Glory next week. You down to, uh, relive some childhood nostalgia?"

[ventique18]

After a passionate first night together, Malleus was so elated he could have sworn everything that happened that night was just one of his many similar dreams of you.

But then he gets out of bed and sees you there, in the kitchen, drinking coffee and eating croissant and laughing bubbly with his little found family. Fitting perfectly. As if you'd always belonged there. And then you turn to him and smile, "How'd you like your coffee?"

Suddenly it wasn't the Diasomnia lounge anymore, but a cozy hut down the valley, just beside a quiet river.

And then he pulls your lips in his-- ignoring all the surprised gasping and mugs breaking and teas spilling; heart beating too loudly to hear anything above the hopeful humming of your future together.

[fenkizard]

The turtles are so lame for being a bunch of grown ass wrinkly old men going around a fighting crime exactly like they used to. Just showing up in the streets with silly phrases. /aff. It’s not teen shenanigans anymore. Donnie probably pays taxes.

Save rottmnt season 3 but make it these dudes juggling carpel tunnel, arthritis, taxes, and fighting old married men hypno and warren

(More in the tags)

[badnewswhatsleft]

me digging for pennies to buy merch

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: You know what? You have attachment issues.

Phil: *sighs*

Tubbo: That’s right, I’m diagnosing you right now. As a Twitter user, I’m diagnosing you. I’m actually a licensed Twitter psychiatrist, you have attachment issues. I’m girlbossing you right now.

Phil: Oh wow. Really king, really?

Tubbo: Yeah really. I’m on Twitter, so I understand every single mental disorder ever. And I’ve diagnosed you. Being on Twitter is like having a psychology PHD, same thing.

[jesterthetransroyal]

Gender affirming surgery is cool and all but I wanna be a void creature

Gimme the power to dissolve into the shadows already damnit

[ramen-writes]

"Oh I do care about your death.... I just don't care about your life"

[mokneydloaf]

"Damn, are you lightning? Cause I want to... 

Be your McQueen"

[blitzwazhere]

@axeimp

"Y'wanted me here, Mills. I'm here now! Are ya proud of yerself?"

[bobbie-robron]

Doctor Who - The Star Beast

[unbeleveable]

open - lilia

"Which is it? Am I wispy or am I kooky?"

[shcrtnctice]

muse: sharice mcclane. 26. criminal. she/they. open to: f/nb

"YOU KNOW, IT'S A MIRACLE you've put up with me this long."

[thursdaygrl]

closed starter for @softdrabbles

"fancy seeing you here..." in the middle of downtown, now covered in halloween decorations and buzzing with people. in retrospect, it kind of wasn't that surprising.

[chocolateluma]

Cristal design by @tiendei because it's so pretty !! 💛

[bunnyblooded]

"That doesn't seem right."

[butlerbarrow]

❝ I told you not to touch that. ❞ the servant drawled. the words were cold, his gaze colder as he regarded the other with a hard, unreadable expression.

open .