#rams my head into the wall

[leaflessfae]

okay OKAY LISTEN hear me out. Bailey is a bitch, we've all established that by now, and he has way too much influence over doltown. Again, something we know very well. Naturally, he's got lots of enemies and people who want him dead.

Yeah? Yeah, okay.

You're an assassin hired to kill this hulk of a man (my headcannon is that he's huge and I love that. Miguel O'Hara type of body). Of course, you're immediately refusing. This is Bailey we're talking about after all.

But your boss has you in a tight situation, threatening to put your loved ones through indescribable acts of torture. So you keen and acquiesce; your hands are tied, and you can do nothing but attempt to assassinate him. In your boss's words, the client who's hired you is paying extremely handsomely for even an attempt.

You know you're walking to your death when you accepted the job. The only way you could think of was to seduce Bailey, which weirdly works quite easily; something you're still perplexed over.

So when you have him beneath you, kissing down his jaw and branding his neck with feather-light kisses (that you spend longer than you'd admit on), you slither your hand across your thigh and pull out your hidden dagger.

When his eyes widen up at you, you know that you've concealed your identity so well that the Bailey had no idea you're an assassin. But as the blade grazes his chest right before you plunge it into him, he cums. Hard. Stains his pants that you still haven't rid him off (not that you ever planned on doing so. It was either killing him before anything happens, or getting killed before anything happens).

And you're so bewildered by it that you just freeze. Both of you staring at eachother with wide eyes as his cock continues to twitch in his ruined pants.

Idk just the idea of Bailey getting painfully hard and not being able to hold himself back when this pretty little thing tries to assassinate him is just so <<333

[elizakai]

horror dead is going insane JAHA BUT I MUST KNOW,dusts thoughts on horror now?

(he’s oblivious to romantic signals and chronically unaware apparently BAISNDI😭)

(but hey, wonder if horror could throw him as far as he could throw that axe-💥😔)

[saphushia]

smth different from my usual- i was taught this when i went to PT a couple years ago and i've never seen anything about it online. obligatory disclaimer i'm not in any way a medical professional and this wont cure your headaches, but they make mine a decent chunk more tolerable and sometimes that's all you can ask for

[chanrizard]

[butchharts]

top surgery save me… t save me…

[straightlightyagami]

people who don’t know much about a subject and have trouble expressing themselves but have a level of open-mindedness and curiosity about the world and the bare minimum of critical thinking skills are infinitely better to talk to than someone who learned a bunch of big words and can say stupid things eloquently but has dogshit reasoning ability and absolutely no interest in listening to anyone else

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

ok so everybody knows that sneeg was the body at the exit right. everybody knows this now. because it flashed in the bad hat scene in tfc. you all know this now right. common knowledge now right.

[miss-mouse99]

The Marauder destroyed

Wrecker injured

The empire invaded pabu

Omega taken by the empire

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from these 2 episodes

[noodlenotekeeper]

buying clothes as a transfem is hell on earth like I’ve been used to men’s clothing sizes for my entire life, and now it’s like “you have no boobs, you are short, you’re ugly, and we don’t like you, so you’re a size ‘medium small’ but ONLY at this store, fuck you.” I feel bad for you cis women that have been doing this all your life 😭

[spooky-activity]

Ziti jumpscare

[happystarzarchive]

howwas argos so fucking chill about the tatt;le flower butcherinmg his message . if that thang told my boyfriend 2 his Face that i wanted 2 smell him i wouldve killed myself

[autisticlee]

that feeling when you get advice from someone who you know is well-meaning and has good intentions....but it's just the most allistic, neurotypical, and/or abled advice you have ever heard and completely invalidates the point you're trying to make about why you struggle to do the thing in the first place.

they're telling you to "do it in this specific way that is completely opposite of how you physically/mentally work" for example, make eye contact/read people's facial expressions and intentions! but you're autistic. initiate verbal conversation and don't be shy! but you're nonverbal or semispeaking. get out of the house more and participate in these physical activities! but you're physically disabled. Just Be Yourself! but you have DID/OSDD/other personality disorder. etc.

i'm sorry. I know you're just trying to help. I appreciate it, really. but it's all things i've heard before and none of it helps me specifically. I have tried (maybe even still try out of habit) and learned I can't just do those things. they don't work for me or cause more issues. practice isn't the issue. not everyone can simply willpower through everything. but thanks for trying 😔✊️

[dewgongs]

hmmm i have really really been struggling with this part of my job

[pride-of-storm]

i hate cover letters so much ;-;

[menlove]

coming to grips w being polyam is very funny to me bc im like forcing myself to take my feelings seriously and it's actually very horrifying

[goldiipond]

well tpn freaks cut off our watchparty before episode 6 so needless to say we're not on speaking terms