#sobs and wails

[cinna-macaron]

crying and sobbing over these two !! they deserved better :(((((

[ofbardsandmen]

oh. i see how it is.

[guooey]

[stellawolfearts]

[okaioh]

sniffle.,.,..I miss codebreakers,..,..I miss the "philllllllzaaaa" "holy shit it's the goat!!" and the way they'd constantly punch each other upon meeting anywhere and the "well played! GG! well played!" and the "my broooo!" and then stick fights and the way they fought code monsters together and the way they trusted each other and always had each other's backs and and and - bursts into sobs

[leaflessfae]

okay OKAY LISTEN hear me out. Bailey is a bitch, we've all established that by now, and he has way too much influence over doltown. Again, something we know very well. Naturally, he's got lots of enemies and people who want him dead.

Yeah? Yeah, okay.

You're an assassin hired to kill this hulk of a man (my headcannon is that he's huge and I love that. Miguel O'Hara type of body). Of course, you're immediately refusing. This is Bailey we're talking about after all.

But your boss has you in a tight situation, threatening to put your loved ones through indescribable acts of torture. So you keen and acquiesce; your hands are tied, and you can do nothing but attempt to assassinate him. In your boss's words, the client who's hired you is paying extremely handsomely for even an attempt.

You know you're walking to your death when you accepted the job. The only way you could think of was to seduce Bailey, which weirdly works quite easily; something you're still perplexed over.

So when you have him beneath you, kissing down his jaw and branding his neck with feather-light kisses (that you spend longer than you'd admit on), you slither your hand across your thigh and pull out your hidden dagger.

When his eyes widen up at you, you know that you've concealed your identity so well that the Bailey had no idea you're an assassin. But as the blade grazes his chest right before you plunge it into him, he cums. Hard. Stains his pants that you still haven't rid him off (not that you ever planned on doing so. It was either killing him before anything happens, or getting killed before anything happens).

And you're so bewildered by it that you just freeze. Both of you staring at eachother with wide eyes as his cock continues to twitch in his ruined pants.

Idk just the idea of Bailey getting painfully hard and not being able to hold himself back when this pretty little thing tries to assassinate him is just so <<333

[aroace-poly-show]

AAARAAFAGHUFJBHSHUJIAJFD MUY BABY MY NBABY OHHHHH HONEY MY LITTLE GUY MY BBABY……….OUGRHGDHF……..OH I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN….MY FUCKIMG HBABY…..OUGGFHGHF….EUEUEUUEUEUFGF………

[treecakes]

[stormbreaker-290]

This wasn’t asked BUT I follow you becauseeeeee,,,

You’re an extremely cool, fantastic, amazing person with amazing art as a bonusssss. You’re a silly fella, a fun, kind, humorous, unhinged /vpos person :3

COOL art!!!!! And such a COOL, pretty person to go with it!!!!! You’re just fulllllll of fantastic ideas :3

You are an absolute joy to be around and interact with :]]]]]]]

EXPLODES you with my MIND /aff/vpos

HRGRGRGEGEHRGRGRGHRRHRHRRGRHSHEGRHRSHBRHRHRAHRHRGAHGRTGRGHRGAGGRRGGAHRGRHAHHRJRHRRG

[andrena]

finished my replay of ace attorney 1 (including case 5) and i am saddled with unnecessary feelings

[bloodypaintspill]

i hate thinking about the fact my drawing is better than my handwriting whATTT AHHHHHGHDHHF

[luphorics]

sleep is temporary eye bags are forever......

[machinepilled]

ignore the weird hand proportion pleasss !!! thanx guys !!!!

[spiderducks]

i don’t know what’s worse. a new fic in the spiderduck tag that i viscerally do not want to read, or a new fic that i love that’s been ABANDONED. WHYYYY MUST YOU TORTURE ME

[memoryoflife]

also. dawn of the final day. tomorrow i either get halloween silver or i don't. god. i need all the luck i can possibly get, i went to 100 pity with no additional ssrs at all for the last two event ssrs i tried to get. i am TERRIFIED. if i get burnt again? i'm going on writing strike for... idk. however long it takes for me to grieve 😭🫡

[catinasink]

hello person i care about

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