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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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Fuckkk I'm gonna die tomorrow I have a poster due and I only have 2/5ths of it done
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I can't wait til the semester is over, I hate science class
#It's the only class I have missing assignments in#Well. The only one that I have marked missing assignments#I am missing everything in math
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I just want to lay down on my bed and not fall asleep, just lay there forever
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"What do you want for christmas" to lose 20 lbs, next question
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I was all over her and it's been seven weeks and three days and I don't care if it hurts I just wanna have control and am I losing my mind or am I winning your heart and
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I should make more alien themed stuff
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I'm like if a girl was also a boy was also a robot was also an alien
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I hate who've I've become but I think the person I'm becoming is even worse
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