#rambling trash

[cat-trash-at-ships1]

Feel like I should post this edited tsp loading screen.

I thought it was funny.

[cat-trash-at-ships1]

Genuinely though.

I like to say I write.

And I do.

On some level.

I’m always making and formulating and rotating,

But it’s always “worlds” not “stories”

But the seventh image is really me constantly.

Yes I created these characters and this world,

But at the end of the day, I’m a curious, odd thing.

I went to twist and bend it every possible way.

I want to spark in my brain the prompt to conjure horrible and “gorrific” scenes.

Wherein I deform them to try and find some reflection of reality i gleamed elsewhere.

And then I see others art expressed so coherently in the most tastiest of mouthfeel,

And suddenly I am a horrible little beast, digesting a meal over and over and over and over and

All I mean to say is, “big mood, me real, yippee, eating him, I love your art and concepts” as it were.

You ever made swap au designs?

This ask single handedly made me redesign my swap AU, I hadn’t touched it in ages!

Meet The Creative and The Protagonist

The Creative, a entity very true to its name. It’s overflowing with ideas and always creating new stories, interesting environments, twisting tales, and thought provoking ideas. However all of these projects are quickly dropped in favor of a new idea coming. A chaotic brain that drags its poor protagonist through every one

The Protagonist, the one thing that’s kind of consistent throughout these tales. There’s not much to say about him, he’s supposed to be a blank slate to project ideas onto. One minute he’s a cold hearted detective, the next he’s a criminal on the run, and then not even a moment later he’s a cowboy in the Wild West. He is.. quite tired of this life to say the least. What he would do for some consistency in his life

Both don’t really like each other that much

Also here’s a little crossover with my main series designs (haven’t drawn cloud Narrator in a while too haha)

[opikiquu]

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

go kick some ass out there 🫡

btw these wonderful snoms were made by @/bobacupcake. i’m obsessed with them. totally not because they look like candy and i want to eat them or something hahaha.

EDIT: didn’t expect this post to breach containment and i know i credited the original artist but i still feel like i’m stealing their credit so here’s a link to the artist’s post of the gif! it comes with the edition of individual gifs of each snom. 👍

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.

"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.

*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself

[cat-trash-at-ships1]

Are the stars finally staring back?

Is now when they’ve accidentally stumbled upon such an anomaly as us?

Do you think they tried to count us?

What questions must they have?

Let us remember when we questioned the sky and finally noticed it questioned back.

feeling normal about this also

[littlefankingdom]

It's kind of annoying (and weird) how DC keeps trying to rewrite how Jason and Bruce met to paint Bruce in a worst light.

Originally, Batman finds Jason stealing the Batmobile's tires, the kid runs away, and Batman finds him. Discovering the kid is homeless, he gives him to the authority and Jason finishes at Ma Gunn's school. Ma Gunn is actually teaching the kids to be gang members, so Jason tells Batman. Together, they win again Ma Gunn, and Bruce takes Jason in because he sees himself in him.

Well, in Nightwing: Year One, they change it for "Batman kidnapped Jason when he found him stealing his tires and forces him to become Robin", with Jason ATTACHED AND GAGGED in the batcave. (I like this comic except for that because wtf)

In Red Hood and The Outlaws (2011), they changed it for "Jason stole drugs from Leslie and Batman was ready to beat and throw a young teen in jail, but Leslie begged him to give him a chance", which again, wtf. Batman beating up a child. Okay.

In Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016), they changed it for "Bruce put Jason in Ma Gunn's school because he couldn't handle him after taking him in". The only good addition they made is "when Batman caught Jason stealing his tires, he bought him food".

I do not understand why they need to make him awful to this 12 years old so bad. What do they want to make it as if Bruce forced that life on Jason but also didn't want to deal with him. Why they cannot let it as it is, with Bruce having fun dealing with this lil shit that stole his tires and being there for him when he needs him later on, until he finally craves and takes Jason home.

And that's why I am so critical on how Batman and Bruce is written in Nightwing and Red Hood stories, because the writers are incapable to make their main character have conflict with Bruce, without changing his character and their story to make him abusive. They need him to be the bad guy of Jason's, and sometimes Dick's, story because they don't know how to make you side and care for their character without making the other side a monster.

[the-one-who-lambs]

After a month (well, actually, like three weeks of that was... not touching this) I'm finally done with the Leyendecker piece!!

I've only been drawing for a few months so any advice/feedback is welcome ^^

Edit: forgot to mention these are the wedding outfits from my narilamb fic, The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God!

[pxper-cranes]

Every child of Hades gotta have:

a milf mother figure that aint their real mum

a mean goth gf

a moody emo bf

a baddie mentor from the Trojan War

and a neurodiversity

[momentomori24]

I can't get over how Shadow needed Rouge bribing him with a fucking spaceship to reluctantly attend Sonic's birthday party, but for Amy's birthday he not only went willingly but got all decked out in a costume, played along with the murder mystery game, went through lengths to get her tickets to her favourite band as a surprise present and agreed to go to the concert with her afterwards even tho he doesn't listen to their music to boot. Either Amy is a different kind of special or Sonic is just a different kind of "not worth it" lmao

Ok, this blew up more than expected so while y'all are here please consider helping out these guys!

[foldingfittedsheets]

My kindle was bought and paid for years ago, but apparently you need to pay extra to get the screen to stop downloading and presenting you new ads. I fucking hate the very principle of this.

Previously they’ve been trashy romance books with women embracing dragons which I didn’t care that much about. It was a vague annoyance.

But now they’re fucking insane AI generated garbage.

This one popped up recently. At first I was like, “Where the fuck is his thumb.” But then other things started jumping out. Like the insane words. “The Sprit”. The gibberish plinth they’re standing on.

In a similar vein

I like to call this one, “Oops all bodies” as the main unicorns are just fused together. They must be fucking either Sleipnir or Shelob cause then you start to see all the extra legs on those monstrosities.

There’s also a strain of Rugged Manly Books

This atrocity popped up. They doubled down on that tricky hand and made it facing both ways just to be safe. Also gave the sword two hilts. Just to be safe. Couldn’t bother to fit the text on the cover or decide where the rest of the sword was.

This title can’t even be deciphered into English. That poor fire is being menaced by the weirdest dagger of all time and the hands once more trying to cover all their bases.

[cat-trash-at-ships1]

Computer how to show empathy for someone’s love life when you’re aroace and cannot relate?

[fkitwebhaal]

The first time Gortash meets the Chosen one of Bhaal, he asks for their name.

No one calls them by their name in their temple, instead sticking to “Chosen” or “Herald.” The Chosen of Bhaal looks at him like he said something funny and responds.

“Pick one.”

So Gortash does. And thus begins a pattern.

Are they going on a stealth mission and need an alter ego? Gortash pick a name.

What should Gortash’s guards call them when they visit through the front entrance? “Pick a name , Enver, it’s not like I go through the front door anyway.”

What name should he give to a comrade who could use an assassin on hire? “Think of something clever, you always do.”

It’s not that the Chosen of Bhaal doesn’t have a name, he learns. They did once. But then their father called them to his service and “a surgeon doesn’t name their knife” and well, a steady name seemed kind of pointless. Titles worked just fine and well, an assassin benefits from having quite a few alter egos. Until Gortash, they really didn’t talk to anyone enough outside the Temple for a name to even be needed.

It’s a fucked up dynamic, really. Gortash can have the illusion of control over this Bhalspawn with the names , but its control that’s given freely. They are something he wants to control but never truly can. He is something they should destroy but don’t desire to.

Much later, the Former Chosen of Bhaal walks into Gortash’s coronation. He grins, and asks them “what name should I call you this time friend?”

When they respond with an actual name, he almost can’t hide his surprise.

[nugulover69]

Instead of telling people to touch grass we should just send them these images

[rei-venus]

my friend just told me that if i ever got isekaied into a historical-type story they would want to be isekaied with me purely to see me fail at getting a farmer life in real time

they have never read tcf i don't know how to break it to them that this is a real plot

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

just glanced over at my gecko’s tank and caught his ass staring at me again so i literally waved at him on instinct.

now he’s been squinting suspiciously. what’s his fuckin problem /j