#racing game idea
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
littlemisssoulful · 2 months ago
Text
Mr. Men Show AU Dillydale Tracks
Short Summary: All Mr. Men and Little Misses in Dillydale, race against each other like Mario Kart or Disney’s Speedstorm.
Characters Quotes
Miss Bossy -
Main Quote: I’m the boss here!
Starting: You do as I say and let me win!
Winning: Who’s the boss now?!
Losing: That’s not fair!
Mr. Bounce -
Main Quote: Let’s go!
Starting: Hello! Goodbye!
Winning: Whoo hoo! I won!
Losing: Oh no! I lost!
Mr. Bump -
Main Quote: I think I got this.
Starting: Let’s hope no accidents occur.
Winning: I won! Hahaha! I did it!
Losing: Poopity Poop!
Miss Calamity -
Main Quote: I’m not sure if I’m qualified for it.
Starting: Let’s hope for the best.
Winning: Yay! I did it!
Losing: What a calamity!
Miss Chatterbox -
Main Quote: I may love kittens and pencil erasers, but racing is my middle name!
Starting: Goodness me, I’m so excited! Hi everyone!
Winning: Yes! I did it! I won, I won, I won, I won! Yay!
Losing: I’m lost for words and it’s not good.
Miss Curious -
Main Quote: Wait? Am I racing?
Starting: Does the steering wheel work?
Winning: Wait… I won?! I did it!
Losing: Did I lose?
Miss Daredevil -
Main Quote: Rules are meant to be broken!
Starting: Three, two, one! Blast off!
Winning: Whoo hoo!
Losing: No! That’s impossible!
Mr. Funny -
Main Quote: *honks*
Starting: *honks*
Winning: *honks happily*
Losing: *honks sadly*
Mr. Fussy -
Main Quote: No one should make my car dirty!
Starting: Let’s do this.
Winning: I won a lovely trophy!
Losing: No! *cries*
Miss Giggles -
Main Quote: *laughs*
Starting: I’m going to win! *laughs*
Winning: *laughs* I came first!
Losing: *laughs sadly* I lost. Oh no.
Mr. Grumpy -
Main Quote: D’oh, why me?
Starting: Watch the master and learn.
Winning: Hah, you dodo birds! I won!
Losing: Oh, crooked cucumbers!
Mr. Happy -
Main Quote: Good morning, Dillydale!
Starting: Good luck everyone!
Winning: Wonderful!
Losing: Oh well, there’s always next time.
Miss Helpful -
Main Quote: Just trying to be helpful.
Starting: I’m ready!
Winning: For once, no disasters from me!
Losing: Darn it, I lost!
Mr. Lazy -
Main Quote: Is it lunchtime?
Starting: I don’t know how to start this.
Winning: Whoo… that was exhausting.
Losing: *snores*
Miss Magic -
Main Quote: Time for some magic!
Starting: My car is ready as ever!
Winning: I did it! I actually won the game!
Losing: My magic backfired me again.
Mr. Messy 
Main Quote: Shazam!
Starting: Let’s put the radio on!
Winning: Time for a party of victory!
Losing: Aww, I thought I won!
Miss Naughty -
Main Quote: Muhahahahahahaha!
Starting: I got tricks up my sleeves!
Winning: Sometimes, I just can’t help myself!
Losing: I got caught by my own tricks! *cries*
Mr. Nervous -
Main Quote: Oh no!
Starting: No, no, no, no! I’m not ready!
Winning: I won? I won! Phew!
Losing: I lost! No, no, no, no, no! Help me!
Mr. Noisy -
Main Quote: Time for some power!
Starting: GO!
Winning: And the winner is me!
Losing: Oh no! I just can’t lose!
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small -
Main Quote: *together* We got the friend power!
Starting: 
Mr. Small: Are you ready, Mr. Nosey?
Mr. Nosey: I’m right behind you!
Winning: *together* We did it! We did it!
Losing: *together* Oh dear, that didn’t go well at all.
Mr. Quiet -
Main Quote: I think I can do this.
Starting: Could you be quieter please?
Winning: That wasn’t bad at all.
Losing: *sighs sadly*
Mr. Rude -
Main Quote: I’ll give you ‘speed’.
Starting: You idiots, stay out of my way!
Winning: *laughs* Now that’s what I called speed!
Losing: *growls* No!
Miss Scary -
Main Quote: They ain’t call me ‘scary’ for nothing!
Starting: I’m both fast and scary!
Winning: *snort laughs* I won! I won!
Losing: No! It can’t be!
Mr. Scatterbrain -
Main Quote: I hope I didn’t forget something!
Starting: Good thing that Mustard is with me!
Winning: *laughs goofily* I actually won the game!
Losing: Oh well, better luck next time!
Mr. Strong -
Main Quote: Yeah!
Starting: Yo, I got this!
Winning: I knew I would win!
Losing: Aw, pickles!
Mr. Stubborn -
Main Quote: This car is cheap!
Starting: Your cars are cheap!
Winning: I told you that I can drive!
Losing: This race is cheap!
Miss Sunshine -
Main Quote: Yay! I’m so excited!
Starting: This is going to be fun!
Winning: Yay! I’m so happy that I could sing a winning song!
Losing: *sighs sadly* Oh dear.
Mr. Tall -
Main Quote: I can try.
Starting: Slow and steady wins the race I believe.
Winning: I’m so happy.
Losing: There’s always next time.
Mr. Tickle -
Main Quote: Somebody needs a tickle!
Starting: What the others need is a tickle!
Winning: Yay!
Losing: No! I lost! *cries*
Miss Whoops -
Main Quote - I can do this!
Starting: Don’t worry, I’m a trained professional.
Winning: Yes, I did it! I actually did it!
Losing: Whoops.
The Maps
Party Go-Go Beach
Miss Scary’s Mansion
The Tallest Tree Forest
Dillydale Hotel
Science Museum
Daredevil’s Race Track
Chatterbox’s Flower Garden
Dillydale Express Line
Happy’s Cinema 
Book Factory
Rude Land
Grumpy’s Dock
Robot World
Bowling Alley
Calamity’s Mall
Tic-Tac Tickle
Bossy’s Camp
The Dillydale Alps
Lazy’s Trailer Park
Noisy’s Golf Course
Wishing Well
Sweet Bakery
The Oasis
Cow’s Barn
Icy Wonderland
Captain Stubborn’s Ship
Magic’s Hat For Hat
String’s Stadium
Dillydale’s Aquarium
Construction Chaos
Scatterbrain’s Zoo
Messy’s Dance Floor
Good Morning Dillydale Studio
Lion Safari Park
The Goat Show
Dillydale’s County Fair 
Fresh Supermarket
Loopy Coaster
Nervous’ Jungle
Dillydale Theatre
Basic Powers By Random Cubes
Fire Blast (Burns Any Nearby Players)
Ice Freeze (Freezes Any Nearby Players)
Boost (Helping The Player To Speed Up)
Shield (Protecting The Player From Effects)
Unstoppable Flower (Faster and Protected)
Time Bomb (Stunning Players That Hits The Alarm Clock
Invisible Cloak (Protected and Invisible)
Their Special Powers For The Characters
When you reach the maximum load in your power bar, use that to activate the special power. Once that’s used, you have to wait until it’s fully loaded again. If you want to power up your power bar quickly to use your special power again, collect random fruits on the track.
Miss Bossy: Hypnotise the first player to go slower by command.
Mr. Bounce: Bounce higher and goes past two players ahead.
Mr. Bump: Drops banana peel or rakes on the track for unsuspecting players behind.
Miss Calamity: Make the first player lose control of driving temporarily.
Miss Chatterbox: Distracts the first two players by a phone call.
Miss Curious: Make the closest player confused and drive backwards.
Miss Daredevil: Speeds like a rocket for 8 seconds.
Mr. Funny: Does silly tricks on other nearby players.
Mr. Fussy: Make the player in front go in a car wash device to delay them.
Miss Giggles: Makes nearby players laugh and distracted.
Mr. Grumpy: Brings rain and storm to the first two players.
Mr. Happy: Sings nearby players and distracts them.
Miss Helpful: Deflate the player in front’s tires for temporarily.
Mr. Lazy: Plays a slow music and make the nearby players tired.
Miss Magic: Cast a spell on a random player and steals their power for one use only.
Mr. Messy: Leaves a pile of rubbish for unsuspecting players behind.
Miss Naughty: Steals their moves but only can choose one power from one of the players for the whole round.
Mr. Nervous: Make them get scared by random things to players behind.
Mr. Noisy: Blasts a sonic boom at nearby players.
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small: Fly with a hang glider for 8 seconds.
Mr. Quiet: Flies peacefully while mediating for 8 seconds.
Mr. Rude: Sends gas to nearby players.
Miss Scary: Scaring two first players with jumpscares.
Mr. Scatterbrain: Has his animal friends boost his speed for 8 seconds.
Mr. Strong: Stun nearby players by crashing into them.
Mr. Stubborn: Gets into an argument with the player closest and swaps places.
Miss Sunshine: Distract two players in front with rainbows and sunshines.
Mr. Tall: Go over three players ahead.
Mr. Tickle: Tickling players nearby.
Miss Whoops: Leaves oil spill on the ground for unsuspecting players behind.
The Outfits
Miss Bossy -
The Classic Racer 
Military Captain
Teacher
Queen
Mr. Bounce -
The Classic Racer 
Frog Prince
Cowboy
Bee
Mr. Bump -
The Classic Racer 
Police Officer
Spider
Mummy
Miss Calamity -
The Classic Racer 
Pirate
Witch
Apple
Miss Chatterbox -
The Classic Racer 
Cinderella
Gnome
Flower
Miss Curious -
The Classic Racer 
Alice in Wonderland
Teddy Bear
Clock
Miss Daredevil -
The Classic Racer 
Superhero 
Astronaut
Boxer
Mr. Funny -
The Classic Racer 
Clown
Mime
Monkey 
Mr. Fussy -
The Classic Racer 
Waiter
Ballroom Dancer
Hip-Hop Rapper
Miss Giggles -
The Classic Racer 
Mermaid 
Ballerina
Princess
Mr. Grumpy -
The Classic Racer
Genie 
Farmer
Fisherman
Mr. Happy -
The Classic Racer
King
Dog
Host
Miss Helpful -
The Classic Racer
Doctor
Mechanic 
Plumber
Mr. Lazy -
The Classic Racer
Disco Dancer
Hipster 
Sleepwear
Miss Magic -
The Classic Racer
Magician 
Rabbit
Witch
Mr. Messy -
The Classic Racer
DJ
Rat
Zombie
Miss Naughty -
The Classic Racer
Cat
Angel
Devil
Mr. Nervous -
The Classic Racer
A Piece of Bread
Sailor 
Knight
Mr. Noisy
The Classic Racer
Rockstar
Tango Dancer
Zorro 
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small -
The Classic Racers
Detectives
Wizards 
Elves
Mr. Quiet -
The Classic Racer
Ninja
Roman Emperor 
Santa Claus
Mr. Rude -
The Classic Racer
Phantom of The Opera
Chef
Skunk
Miss Scary -
The Classic Racer
Vampire
Sea Monster
Dragon
Mr. Scatterbrain 
The Classic Racer
Elephant 
Jester
Nurse
Mr. Strong 
The Classic Racer
Woodchopper 
Hercules 
Bodybuilder
Mr. Stubborn 
The Classic Racer
The Big Bad Wolf
Baker
Captain
Miss Sunshine
The Classic Racer
Little Red Riding Hood
Cute Doll
Strawberry
Mr. Tall
The Classic Racer
Ghost
Giraffe
Robot
Mr. Tickle
The Classic Racer
Scarecrow
Chimney Sweeper
Butterfly
Miss Whoops
The Classic Racer
Gardener
Fairy
Construction Worker
Their Racing Number
Miss Bossy - 02
Mr. Bounce - 22
Mr. Bump - 06
Miss Calamity - 13
Miss Chatterbox - 28
Miss Curious - 39
Miss Daredevil - 50
Mr. Funny - 18
Mr. Fussy - 21
Miss Giggles - 07
Mr. Grumpy - 27
Mr. Happy - 03
Miss Helpful - 11
Mr. Lazy - 17
Miss Magic - 09
Mr. Messy - 08
Miss Naughty - 05
Mr. Nervous - 15
Mr. Noisy - 16
Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small - 20
Mr. Quiet - 29
Mr. Rude - 45
Miss Scary - 24
Mr. Scatterbrain - 34
Mr. Strong - 26
Mr. Stubborn - 42
Miss Sunshine - 04
Mr. Tall - 31
Mr. Tickle - 01
Miss Whoops - 33
Licence Plate
You can customise your licence plate.
Upgrades and Points
Every time you win in first place, you earn 250 wheels, in second, you earn 175 wheels, and third place, 100 wheels. These wheels are used to upgrade your characters’ vehicle performance such as speed, handling, acceleration, and more.
Every time you complete the race, you earn 50 hats, and these hats can help you purchase outfits and vehicle decorations. Customising the colour of the vehicle, the classic racer outfit, and licence plate is for free. Have fun. Get creative!
And every time you rank yourself up by levels, you unlock more wheels, hats, and some cool bonuses. Every time you get passed every 3 levels, you get to choose one of the new racers to join in.
Start Of The Game
In the beginning, you only have Mr. Tickle for the demo start to understand how to control the game, and when you successfully complete it, you get two new players, which are Mr. Happy, and Mr. Bump. Remember, every 3 levels passed, you get to choose a new character, but the question is, who would you choose first and why?
Level 50
If you reach that level, you get to unlock customising your own Mr. Men or Little Misses to any design you like, and you can choose any of the current Mr. Men or Little Misses’ special power. You can even name them!
Level 100
If you reach that level, you unlock extreme race mode, where you can race the best and the very best players around the world!
Modes
There are some modes to play in!
Solo
Team
Grand Race
Multiplayers
Challenges
Practice
Pet Token
When you upgrade your player by every 4 levels, you unlock two pet tokens that belong to each character.
For example, you unlock Featherhead (Miss Chatterbox’s Parrot) and Mustard (Mr. Scatterbrain’s Iguana). This is by random chance, and the best part, when you have that pet, you can choose any of them and have them racing with you! How cute is that?!
Also, once you unlock all the pets, you unlock something big but what is it? It will remain a secret!
The pets are…
Smiley (Pug)
Featherhead (Parrot)
Mustard (Iguana)
Rob (Rat)
Ferdinand (Frog)
Green Apple (Ferret)
Trixie (Goat)
Finnigan (Baby Hippo)
Marty/Martin (Lizard)
Bunko (Monkey)
Oinker (Pig)
Montague (Horse)
Beanburger (Turkey)
Pinky (Chameleon)
Sunscreen (Turtle)
Florence (Penguin)
Lester (Goldfish)
Kitty (Cat)
6 notes · View notes
iantheartandtapecollector · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Here's an idea I whipped up. What if my characters had a racing game in the style of Diddy Kong Racing?
So basically here's the story of it.
Slash Crash wants to get revenge after Ian defeated him, so when Jilly goes off to bed after making a growth potion, Slash Crash sneaks into Jilly's workshop, steals the potion, drinks it and grows enormously large. The next day when Jilly tells Ian and the others what had happened, they decide one of them should be the one to stop Slash Crash from causing anymore trouble. But when they can't decide who should go up against Slash Crash, Ian decides that they should hold a race to see who will be victorious enough to go up against Slash Crash.
0 notes
arrowheadedbitch · 2 months ago
Text
New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again
457 notes · View notes
oriato · 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Finally finished this concept sheet
Meet Mírín, traveling weapons merchant
160 notes · View notes
hauntingsunshine14 · 5 months ago
Text
summer olympics 2028 in a universe with no exy we have:
star gymnast neil josten
heavyweight champion andrew minyard
tennis pro kevin day
rugby goddess allison reynolds
d pole laxer matt boyd
marathon swimmer renee walker
volleyball libero aaron minyard
hockey forward dan wilds
synchronized diver nicky hemmick
61 notes · View notes
dr-spectre · 4 months ago
Note
Hi Any Ideas A Spltoon Spin Off Game?
OH YOU BET I HAVE IDEAS FOR SPLATOON SPIN OFFS!!!
First, we need a fighting game. In fact I made a post about my ideas for a Splatoon fighting game.
(Shameless plug shameless plug)
Second, we need a rhythm game. I made a post about that a while ago but I can't be bothered to find it.
I don't care what style it's in, I don't care if it's like DDR, Guitar Hero, OSU, Project Diva, I don't care! I JUST WANT A SPLATOON RHYTHM GAME!!! The god damn Persona franchise has rhythm game spin offs, Splatoon should get one already!!!
Third, a racing game. That sounds like fun. Inklings are in Mario Kart and they are so damn fun to play as. I know there's Callie and Marie mods too for Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart and Mario Kart 8, AND ITS SO CUTE!!!
Fourth, they should do a mobile version of Tableturf with online matchmaking. It would be cool to connect it to your splatoon 3 save and get your cards and decks and battle randoms online on your phone.
If the Splatoon franchise wants to evolve, then spin-offs are a great way to expand. Pokemon has like a trillion different spin offs, Mario, Animal Crossing has a bunch of them, Zelda, like come on Nintendo. If you want Splatoon to be EVEN BIGGER, give us spin-offs. Give us more stuff to chew on!!!
52 notes · View notes
britney-rosberg06 · 7 months ago
Text
newest Prema video is hilarious cause it’s Arvid just there causing problems by not paying attention. Gabriele causing problems by jumping ahead. Dino and Kimi conspiring against Ollie and Ollie trying so fucking desperately to take control and being thwarted at every turn by the other boys
85 notes · View notes
wandringaesthetic · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Idk if approaching life like you're the protagonist of an Atlus game is the moral, logical, and philosophical best thing to do, but
Sometimes I feel like I should give it a try
19 notes · View notes
raylazuko · 4 months ago
Text
Genshin Spoilers
Okay okay lemme cook for a second.
Anyone else find the blood purity and relations shit weird?
Like what we know now is that Caribert died at age 8 in the creation of the loom of fate. So therefore Caribert has no heir and was also regarded as an illegitimate child by Clothar and that his mother is of Mondstandt origin. So he is not pureblood which is why he was turned into a hillichurl.
We can make assumptions that Clothar had no other children with this woman or if he did, they are still monsters and not able to repoduce, so therefore there are no halfblood heirs of Clothar.
Next I have to talk about race and geography since I’m such a nerd about this crap. So many characters should have darker complexions based on how much sun they get (Sumeru desert, Natlan, and Liyue, PLAYABLE character not just NPCs.) Like if Mualani looks dark compared to 90% of the cast, we have a problem.
So let’s assume Teyvat is a globe and it’s laid out on a flat map for us to see. Let’s also assume that the climate is similar to earth. Let’s assume the equator is around the center so like above most of Liyue and Sumeru. Parts of Mondstandt being based on Italy, it should have a medeterranean climate, therefore melanin, but I digress. Okay so the Sumeru deserts and Natlan are close to the equator. Inazuma would be closer to the South Pole and has a harsh climate hence people not getting sun. (This is also ignoring places like Fontaine which is based on France, where yes, Black people exist in real life, but I digress). The only playable characters with dark(er) skin as well as NPCs are from Natlan and Sumeru (and also Xinyan for some reason).
We also know from Dainsleif, Halfdan, and the Sinners, that they use Norse names. Also Khaenri’ah being underground would mean they got little to no natural light. So it’s safe to assume pureblood Khaenriahs are white as fuck.
With this knowledge, wtf is going on with Kaeya?
We also have to examine how this curse works. If all the non pure bloods were turned into monsters, it’s safe to assume they can’t reproduce. Also judging by Kaeya very clearly being a child in the past and growing up with Diluc, it’s safe to assume that the modern Khaenri’ahns have a normal lifespan (unless being halfblood is what dictates that). It may have diminished or weakened over time, throughout the generations. We don’t know the exact mechanics but we can assume that Kaeya has a normal lifespan. I know Hoyo is gonna try to say he’s pureblood and not explain stuff but logically, no. When he sees Dain he comments “you’re a pureblood Khaenri’ahn” implying that, he, Kaeya, is not that. Also there’s the Sumeru trip when he was young. Assuming that his father is the one with the Alberich surname, which makes sense judging by how surnames usually work, we can assume that Kaeya’s mother was the one who isn’t Khaenri’ahn.
We can assume that the only Khaenrians who could reproduce from that original cursed generation were the ones who retained human form (pure bloods). We can also assume that Kaeya is a descendent of one of Clothar’s pure blood children. He probably had an affair with Caribert’s mother out of wedlock. We can also assume that more blood mixing naturally occurred over time. So either Kaeya’s family has been mixed for awhile and it’s no big deal, or more likely, Kaeya’s father had an affair with Kaeya’s mother out of wedlock. Judging by how dark he is compared to the majority of characters, his Indian inspired outfit for his in-game skin, the trade trip to Sumeru, when he was young, and the geographical proximity, it’s safe to assume that Kaeya’s mother is probably Sumerian (and likely from the desert and Eremite affiliated). I could go deeper into what I think may have happened but for sake of brevity, it’s very possible and likely that one reason Kaeya was sent as a spy and to Mondstandt and not made an heir to the clan has to do with the fact that he’s an illegitimate child.
Okay, another additional note. Ragnvindr is a Norse name, make of that information what you will.
22 notes · View notes
evilwriter37 · 2 months ago
Note
I like the number 26, so I'll pick that one.
😉 You got it!
Rated: mature
Warnings: past rape/noncon
Relationships: Hiccup & Toothless
Word Count: 842
Summary: Dagur wants to redeem himself by helping Hiccup and Toothless, but Hiccup isn't budging a bit in his view of him, not after all that he's done to him.
11 notes · View notes
justinegreenpie · 9 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
27 notes · View notes
batsplat · 7 months ago
Text
Assen 2016: During warm-up, Marc Marquez takes a page from Valentino Rossi's book and cuts the final chicane.
20 notes · View notes
itsmistyeyedbi · 12 days ago
Text
There's so much I want to write and so much I want to read, but I can't fully engage with much of anything right now and it's killing me😭
#so many fic ideas! i thought about a zuri x farah one with zuri doing her hair#and them talking about their experiences regarding their hair and how its perceived#i wrote my general thoughts down on it and it would be !!!#so interesting!!#(especially since things concerning race aren't really... there in game ig - and idk if i want it to be for a variety of reasons)#(but exploring it with them could be !!!!!!!)#i thought of a mini series of zuri and adam going on drives together as their relationship progresses#i also wanna write something with zuri and bobby after the events of book 3#with bobby seeking her out with more genuine intentions than he does in book 2 and contrasting the two#i wanna write a few scene rewrites just for just#and there are so many fics i wanna read! i've missed so many of them and they all seem so interesting and fun#but i am suffering💀#i'm in a different country for an extended period of time (for me at least) when i really didn't want to be#(travelling in general isn't really for me - not when my parents 'plan' it)#i'm struggling to sleep because it's not my bed and i am constantly aware that its not my bed#all my energy is going into being as okay as i can be while counting the days until i can go home#(and i know as soon as i'm on the plane i'm gonna feel like this wasn't so bad so i dislike that it still mostly feels like it is)#and i forgot to take the pill for days now so my period just started for the second time this month💀💀#make it stop PLEASE#this ended up being a more personal rant but like UAUSGSH#i just need it to be over#chichi.txt
11 notes · View notes
theredrabbit28 · 1 year ago
Text
Snail people!
Cute lil snail people in DND I don't know if this is a thing yet butttt giant snail ladies shoot acid slime or snails that are so huge they let dwarfs live in their shell,we could have a Trojan horse style thing but with snails!!
46 notes · View notes
lavandulalurker · 11 months ago
Text
So in the art book (I don't know why I keep bringing it up), character designer Meilee Chao has a little textbox where they talk about Nomi's midgame illustration (the RPG one) and at the end they say "I hope this opens up to more RPG alternate universe headcanons for the rest of the cast, too."
and I've been thinking about that nonstop. So my next project might be pretty dnd/ttrpg inspired haha.
26 notes · View notes
phoenixcatch7 · 2 years ago
Text
Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.
No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!
Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.
Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.
Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.
Kindly npc: ^u^
#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase#Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao#Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue.#He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X#His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a#Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him#And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on.#Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm#After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate#My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao#Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro#The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe#But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies.#Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off.#Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos?#It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea#Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident??#loz#legend of zelda#totk#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers
59 notes · View notes