A writer who actually does more reading than writing. Obsessed with the adventures of Jacky Faber, Game of Thrones, and Les Mis. |Queer|
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Family Patrol Night…
While grapple-hooking from skyscraper to skyscraper…
Robin: Can I go back to Superman’s farm tomorrow?
Batman: Why?
Robin: I want to hang out with Jon.
Batman: What, all of a sudden your father’s not good enough for you?
Robin: …
Robin: It’s not “all of a sudden”.
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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
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gay culture is describing the exact thing ur doing and calling it gay culture
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The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning
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NYU students who back Trump afraid to show their faces.Â
“They’re afraid of losing friends, being ridiculed in class, getting worse grades and are even afraid of being assaulted and physically hurt.”
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My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.
Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station
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“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”
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the guardian ain’t taking prisoners from the racist White House and I’m here for it
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saddest seven word story: cold one with the boys, never cracked
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Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
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She looks pretty serious too..Â
via @ZombieScorpion
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“my smol precious baby whom I will protect with my life” whispers the fifteen year old teenager to the 40 year old middle aged man on TV.
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