#r/cringetopia

[chubbychiquita]

bruh i fuckin hate "cringe culture" and the rising acceptability of making fun of ppl minding their own business. a fat person literally just existing or enjoying themselves is "cringe" now

[dudeshusband]

i should do that only because it would be fucking hilarious

[tearosecafe]

Intro post lol

Hello!! We're the Tea Rose Cafe. We're a plural system of 60+ headmates. We choose not to disclose our origin publicly due to comfort/safety reasons. (Last time we were open about it we did Not Have A Fun Time)

Hosts:

Sky- frontlocked, no signoff. It/its or any neopronouns.

Selene/Juno/Artemis/Heart- signs off with 💜. She/they/he.

Frequent fronters:

5W33T2TH/GLITCHEE/BRITE- signs off with 💫. TYP35 L1K3 TH15. She/they/he/glitch/bit/hyperpop/cringe/neon.

HABIT- signs off with 🐇. TYPES IN ALL CAPS. He/it/bun/knife/any.

Nikola/Nikky/Nik- signs off with 🎠. Types Like This!!! She/it/doll.

Soul/Astraeus/Asteria/Atlas- signs off with 🔱. They/he/she.

DNI:

-LGBTQIAphobic/racist/ableist/disablist/generally a bigot

-Anti xenogenders/neopronouns/MOGAI

-Anti good-faith identities (like mspec mono labels)

-Anti alterhuman

-Anti furry

-Fakeclaimers

-Anti informed self-dx

-Participate in "cringe culture"

-People who gatekeep mental health/disability/identity/etc

-Autism Speaks supporters

-Anti pitbulls

-Send death threats/dox people/tell people to kill themselves

-Antivax/antimask/pro-Trump/far right

-Nazi/pro-Hitler/antisemitic

-Religious extremists

-Pedo/MAP/PEAR/loli/zoo/etc and supporters

-Post/participate in r/fakedisordercringe, r/tumblrinaction, or r/cringetopia

-Anti-choice ("pro-life")

-Participate heavily in syscourse

BYI:

DO NOT involve us in syscourse. It's a huge trigger and makes us incredibly anxious. Our opinion is essentially, as long as you're not harming anyone, do whatever you want. We have no right to tell you whether your experiences are real or not.

We are bodily 17! Don't be weird or gross!

Please use tone tags for us!

Our Simply Plural is TheTeaRoseCafe, feel free to send us a friend request!

[woomycritiques543]

Me: Wow, I want to look at fanart on reddit, yippie!

Me: *finally finds a post calling out Stolas and Blitz* Oh, a good post!

THE RESPONSES:

”Nobody’s innocent in Hell! So we, the humans on Earth, are allowed to excuse their actions! Toxic relationships are ok as long as it gets my rocks off! Fiction is an excuse to romanticize toxic relationships. Representation only exists when I want it to! What we watch doesnt effect how we see reality! LOL! They gave them a slap on the wrist once so that counts as consequences for their actions! Only the cheating was wrong and nothing else! Stolas isnt abusive for manipulating and physically using his partner! This is SOOOOO deep guys please forgive and excuse their actions for upvotes! LOL! You dont like seeing them giving “cute romance” merch of a obviously toxic couple? r/cringetopia!” 

Me, just wanting to find some Moxxie fanart and chill: 

[shittymurderparty]

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(Source: EmKay, r/Cringetopia, 😅)

[decaying-experiments]

💋, 🔪, 🦇

hey! thanks for sending the ask

💋 - Which headmate has the most red flags? what are they?

I'd have to say either Toby or Maze- Toby mostly because of the things he's into and the way he acts and Maze because of her advances towards people lol compliments and all

🔪 - who in your system would get you on r/system cringe , r/fakedisordercringe or r/cringetopia ?

literally any of our fictives/factives - at this point, even a regular brainmade alter could

🦇 - Which headmate has the problematic taste in music / content creators?

defiantly Beatrix and karmin SMH

[toonycatuwu]

Toony's McCallistan Lore: Chapter 2

~Guess Who's Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner~

(requested by @kaneda-shotaros-12th-bike )

Remember, if you want more tobeysode analysis posts, feel free to send them my way in some asks!

(SPOILER WARNING: This series contains heavy spoilers. If you wanna read it, you're gonna have to watch the actual episode first.)

It's not even close to Thanksgiving, but I don't care.

The episode starts off with people celebrating Thanksgiving (oddly enough, Dr. Two-Brains seems to be innocently chilling with his henchmen for once.)

You know who else is celebrating Thanksgiving? The Botsford family, of course. In the next scene, they're just going grocery shopping for, gah dayum... 22 BAGS OF FROZEN PEAS FOR BECKY'S MOM'S MYSTERY DISH! And a turkey. In fact, it's the last turkey in the grocery store. Becky takes it without hesitation and they continue shopping. Oh, by the way, there's the Botsford Family Wishbone Wishoff Competition! Oh, by the way, you might wanna remember that thing for later.

What's that? Vibraphones and pizzicato string noises? In the key of C Minor? You know what that means... ✨it's tobin' time✨

"Tobey! No playing with your toys until we're finished shopping! >:(" Claire McCallister, Tobey's mother, commands.

"Yes, mother... 😒✨" Tobey replies in an 🌸elegantly🌸 disappointed tone of voice.

I find it kinda funny that his mom calls the robot remote a "toy", to be honest. It's like she's dealt with robot attacks before and she's just so tired of it that she has literally no other choice but to call it a ridiculous little device, y'know, like some sort of video game thing. She's just like "oh nah not this again, my son is aboutta cause a despair-inducing event". Can't blame her tho, I certainly would've gotten tired of trying to stop my child from causing evil to humanity 24/7.

When the mother of the precious-kawaii-poggers-intelligent-handsome-formidable-boy-genius child asks the meat counter worker for one succulent round turkey (fr tho she has the most elegant voice and vocabulary, I guess Tobey really does take after his mother in terms of mannerisms and accent...), surprise surprise, there's no more turkeys left. That's because somewhere else, Tobey used one of his 🤖robits🤖 to stop a truck from delivering the turkeys to the store. Well, that's a waste of food.

Here's where the juicy lore all about Tobey begins. After his mother says something along the lines of "What will we do without a turkey, Tobey?" he says "I just don't know, mother..." and then... his fantasy scene about him dating WordGirl begins. YEEEESSSS YEEAAAAHAHAHA-

Here's what he said about his devious plan (verbatim):

"Perhaps I'll finally get to play with my 🍁Thanksgiving-themed🍁 pilgrim 🤖robits🤖! The ones that'll lure 🌟WordGirl🌟 out to a fight and force her to spend 🍁Thanksgiving🍁 with 💖yours truly💖! ✨Ohohoho~✨"

The imagery while he says this is a bit wholesome, yet it just seems so... lonely. I don't mean "lonely" in that r/CringeTopia way, I mean "lonely" as in actually depressing. It just shows them just chilling and eating turkey in a secluded area, specifically an island with literally nothing but water around it. The scenery is Thanksgiving-themed, of course. However, it shows WordGirl sitting across from Tobey, wait, actually, not sitting. Literally being TRAPPED in a 🤖robit🤖's hand while staring romantically at him. The more I look at this fantasy, the more I feel the ambience slowly shift from wholesomeness to despair and loneliness. Think about it: this is a SECLUDED island, y'all. This land is straight up unpopulated and empty, and yet there's a ship in the background for some reason, like someone decided to just leave it there. It definitely wasn't Tobey who controlled that ship, because all he uses is robots (in this case, probably waterproof because how else is it gonna get here besides the ship that is probably way to small for it)! That ship was probably for extra storage or something, or built on the spot for emergencies in case the robot breaks down. However, WordGirl has the power to fly away from here in mere SECONDS. That means that the robot had a HELLA tight grip on her, because in Tobey Goes Good, when the robot squeezes WordGirl just tight enough for her to not have any ability to even move (or in the worst case scenario, BREATHE), it can successfully keep her trapped. She's probably getting her ribcage squeezed if his fantasy was real, and it really looks like she had no other choice but to spend time with Tobey if she wanted to stay alive. And there Tobey is... just staring at her, thinking: Finally, we are alone, and I'll keep you to myself... that's gotta be the most depressing thing ever. Let that sink in. If he wanted her to himself, he had to actually trap her in a way where she couldn't get out whatsoever (and unfortunately, he may unintentionally delete her), bring her all the way to a deserted island, and just force her to spend time with him. Either that or Tobey really thought WordGirl was just gonna willingly vibe with being taken to the empty island and all this was just a peaceful date.

That's one messed up imagination, but without the disturbing part of the visuals, it seems like Tobey wanted to lure her out to a fight first, get rid of the robots, and then surprise her with a dinner date on that deserted island, because WordGirl, at least, seemed happy to be with him. Something tells me that the animators did that on purpose to try to make it seem like he had manipulative intentions. Nice try, animators, but you're not gonna stop me from shipping them. Never ever.

Anyways, Becky's dad, noticing that the McCallister family doesn't have a turkey, invites them to their family dinner. The ToBecky duo/soon-to-be-couple groans in disappointment. (Homies, should we tell 'em?)

Later that day, the whole family- I MEAN two families eat Thanksgiving dinner together. The kids are STILL upset with each other (okay, I admit it. In the future, I predict when these two get married, the two families together at the dinner table will be one family combined. skull emoji 💀) When the Tobester sees his 🤖robits🤖 outside, he's like "Daddy will be with you soon >:)". Which is hella funny because he really does treat his 🤖robits🤖 like they're his own children. In one episode, Tobey says to one of them, "Stop that foolishness! I raised you better than that!" (Quote source: Have You Seen The Remote?) This shows that he really acts like a father figure to his robots. 💀skull emoji💀

Now, everybody gangsta till lil' bro TJ says "Hey Tobey, is that remote control for one of your famous robots? :D"

The whole room gets quiet and everyone stares at him in confusion (half of em stare at him in anger lmao) until Tobey replies that the remote is not for robots and is actually a radio. Here's the lyrics to the absolute BANGER of a mini-song Tobey makes up on the spot:

Thanksgiving Is Here (by Theodore "Tobey" McCallister III)

🎵🍁 Boo-puh-duh-puhhh~

Thanksgiving is here

Troo-duh-doo-duh-doo-duh-doo~

This is the song to play on Thanksgiving on the radio

Buh-deh-peh-deh-deh~

Drums~! 🍁🎵

There would be an epic drum solo after he says "Drums", but alas, it is only a mere mini-song that was only made up on the spot.

On a good note, most of the people in the room seem to like the song! Tobey's mom tells him to put the thing away anway, though.

After the Botsford parents announce that they will be cooking up the special dish Becky's mom is gonna make, Tobey finds a way to distract his mother so that he can carry out his evil plan. When he disappears, the adults finish cooking the special dish. Tobey's mom finds him missing (aww she called him "My Tobey", what a sweet mother) and tries looking for him.

Tobey sneaks up to Becky's room (hmm, how odd that he chose Becky's room out of all rooms... 🤔) to finally control his robots. To distract everyone else at the dinner table, Becky says that she's going to get a surprise from her room. She's like "GOOD GRACIOUS, TOENAIL, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR" and Tobey refuses. Becky resorts to BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR (what a waste of wood, she could've tried lockpicking or smth. Also how tf did no one hear them from all the way downstairs??)

Becky transforms into WordGirl and the big bad battle happens. But they stop for a second! Then this lil' convo happens (verbatim, again):

"Why are you so reluctant to stop the battle for a second?"

"I'm not sure how I feel about answering that question... until I know what the word reluctant means... :<"

I just wanna point out that Tobey's voice when he says that last part is just so adorable. It made me AUDIBLY! go "aww~". He's just so humiliated about not knowing a word in front of his crush, and he just wants her to help him out by defining that word for him, isn't that so sweet >////< 💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Also, that 🤖robit🤖's hand gestures like he's defining "reluctant" for Tobey instead of WordGirl got me deceased 💀SKULL EMOJI💀

WordGirl says that Thanksgiving is a holiday where you just chill with your loved ones, eat dinner, and say how grateful we all are with anything. Also, she then goes on to say that, let's face it, there's gotta be at least one thing that he's grateful for.

Then Tobey says this (verbatim AGAIN):

"I'm grateful for Wor- 😳 *ahemmm* 🤖robits🤖... 😒✨"

And he also says that spending the holiday at Becky's house was "fairly tolerable", and WordGirl says that's the nice thing he's said about her- I MEAN Becky. Whichever one. Doesn't matter. This scene is hella wholesome, by the way. They even called the battle a tie! :3

After the ToBecky duo return to their dinner, Tobey says that he's grateful for the dinner and the fact that the Botsfords invited them. HE'S SO NICE WHEN HE'S NOT BEING A MENACE TO THE CITY WAAAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Becky gives her surprise, which is an announcement. (Funny that she said that she had to go up to her room to "get" her surprise, and afterwards she said that the surprise is actually given verbally. How tf did no one in the room even notice that??) The announcement is an invitation for the McCallisters to join in the (hope you remembered this one) Botsford Family Wishbone Wishoff Competition! BECKY IS ALSO HELLA NICEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Guess what, guys... TOBEY WON THE COMPETITION 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢📢📢💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ HE'S THE MVP FR!!!!!!!

Oh, and next year, the Botsfords will come over to their house for Thanksgiving. (ngl I kinda wanted to see that lmao)

In the end, the ToBecky duo start vibing with each others' presence. THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER AWAWWAWAWWWWAWAWAWAWAWWAWWAAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

~The End~

[prime-expansion]

I find myself thinking about the cringetopia subreddit so frequently. For some reason dunking on neurodivergent and LGBT people on Reddit wasn't enough for the mods so they made a standalone cringetopia website that, due to not being subject to the bare-minimum standards of moderation seen on Reddit, devolved into a Neo-Nazi shithole in just a couple days. Both the original sub and the website collapsed as a result of this. There were some really funny posts on the original sub but it just devolved further into thinly-veiled bigotry over time and now I'm happy to gloat over its demise.

Edit: just found out that cringetopia.org redirects to a website called rDrama that's used by people from r/subredditdrama and YIKES. Just incel shit and antisemitism wherever you look. I'm really glad I stopped seeking out shit like this and developed some empathy at some point.

[azurlaneincorrectquotes]

Most havens for cringe, like r/cringetopia have a habit of falling apart and becoming cringe themselves.

Which does intrigue me, because it seems that those who collect cringe slowly become cringe themselves

[diamondnokouzai]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i dont consider craven edge to be a vox machina villain he was grog's imaginary friend for like 30-some episodes and then they threw the sword into another dimension.

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#4

bathroom haircuts are the number one weapon we have against the enemy (mothers)

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#3

easily the most important image of joyce in the universe

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#2

having psychosis is literally so isolating & so isolating because like...well for one thing, theres people who are either scared of me or condescending to me when i disclose my psychosis to them. not to mention the way people react when i point out how hurtful their behavior is, like they deserve a cookie for not thinking i should be lobotomized. all that aside, i cant even talk about my delusions too much without fear of being posted on r/cringetopia or some tumblr blog dedicated to 'cringe' images because being delusional is fail and cringe, i guess.

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[myhomeisamongthetrees]

🔪🩸

🔪: who in your system would get you on r/ system cringe, r/ fakedisordercringe or r/ cringetopia ?

a number of us- including a handful of our introjects

🩸: which headmate would commit a crime if they could ?

honestly, probably one of the littles stealing a super expensive plushie/blanket. then there's those of us who would speed like crazy while driving, a number who would smoke mj... thinking about it, a lot of the crimes we would commit are all minor and wouldn't actually be that bad. i know it's probably talking about serious crimes, but we don't necessarily want to commit any serious crimes.

[squishedegg]

I think it's funny seeing everyone hate Twitter refugees and everyone helping Reddit refugees, because I fully thought it was going to be the opposite

For me, Twitter has always been a platform to share my art and I only use it for looking at furry art

I barely used Reddit so for me it was just some app that judged other people (r/cringetopia), at least that was all I remembered from it

The reason why I thought all of this was because I've been on both apps for years, and I used Twitter more frequently so ofc my algorithm would stop showing me discourse on Twitter. And there are a few times where I looked up something and Reddit gave me the answer. So I do understand the hate for Twitter and the helping of Reddit users.

I just think it's funny because recently I came from TikTok and I still feel somewhat out of place. Since I haven't been here for years

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Scroll down far enough on r/cringetopia and you’ll find my birth certificate

[sularis]

I sit kinda a lot on Cringetopia on reddit and just saw a tik tok an there of some teen girl who most probably have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) talking about her alter and, as I always do, I looked in the coments to see what people have to say about it

And trust me when I say that so many of these coments were cancerous. “OH another QuIRckY teen saying that they have mental illness for aTTenTioN”. BITCH just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

DID is a very complicated disorder that could occur at any age and is caused by trauma from past. Most people who have DID were abused at a very young age and if something they wouldn’t pretend to have it just for attention. People who actually have it are being bullied even after their teenage years, people call them crazy and insane all the time.

That disorder is very rare but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. And yes, many people fake having mental illness for attention but you should never shut down a person who says they have it unless you have a good reason to not believe them. And no, a good reason isn’t “all kids this age are like that” or “they don’t seem to have [insert mental disorder]”.

If someone says that they have some sort of mental illness try to educate yourself about it, even just ask about it the person that claims to have it. Don’t shove every young person with problems into the same bag just like that.

Btw the girl in that tik tok actually have DID (what a person in coments says after going to their profile).

this is vid about this girl on cringetopia   that person now deleted that video (i went to their profile on tik tok and they visibly got a lot of hate for it and I’m just sorry for them all)

here’s Anthony Padilla’s vid where he interviewed ppl with DID

and here is one person with DID channel where they speak about this disorder

I don’t know much about this disorder but I am constantly learning about it watching videos and reading articles about it. I hope that y’all now will know more about this subject and understand these people more as well.

[canihavefreedomplease]

r/sadcringe + r/cringetopia | 1M likes or GF dumps me :/ | Reddit Cringe...

[silvercat-the-daydreamer]

ppl be getting mad at neopronoun users because "these words are just made up" and be saying words like "sus" like a second later